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Bill: Thanks for the gift! You're awesome. By the way, why should I buy gold?

Bill: I don't actually know why I told people to buy gold!

Soos: How's your grandmother? She doing okay? And I heard about Melody getting pregnant. Congrats, dude. You'd make a great dad. Also, what did you ever do to that slice of infinite pizza?

Soos: My Grandmother's doing great! She moved into my break room at the shack. And thanks, dude. Oh, My infinite pizza slice? Dipper found it in my belly button a few questions ago! I keep it in my wallet next to my emergency salami. For pizza emergencies.

Mabel: Who's your newest crush?

Mabel: Theres some kid who came to Gravity Falls, and his name is Nate! He's really nice, and cute too!

Dipper: Do you have a crush on anyone at the moment?

Dipper: No...

Mabel: Dipper! He has a crush on Pacifica! *Pats Dipper's head* Whop! *Runs away to go make Mabel Juice*

Dipper: Ugh, MABEL! Get back here! *Chases after her*

Pacifica: Do you have a crush on anyone at the moment?

Pacifica: No! If I did, I wouldn't tell you anyways.

Mabel: *Holds up a sign Behind Pacifica that says 'She has a crush on Dipper' on it*