Hello? Is anyone still out there? Or is this story covered in dust and forgotten?

Bonjour! Buenos Dias! Hallo! And welcome to all of you currently reading this, I'm sorry about not updating for awhile but I was waiting for more questions. I only have four for this chapter so sorry if it's short. Are you guys running out of questions? Haha, don't worry, I'll keep this interview going for as long as I can even if I have to make up questions myself!

So how have you all been? I've been doing great, we're getting all prepared for TDM which is gonna be amazing. Chris and I are also as mushy as we've always been and I have great news! He proposed on Valentine's Day! Finally right? We're probably gonna wait a long while before getting married but still yay! Oh and if you didn't know, gay marriage is legal in Canada.

Yay, now I'm all happy again and ready to answer your questions! So first up is shinigamikarasu:

Yes, I checked out Hetalia, mainly cuz Avery made me but I must admit, I love it and its so cracktastic! Germany and Italy make me laugh. But my favs are China, America, Austria and Canada. I love how they portray Canada, so cute! But hey, we exist! Don't forget that we're here! Canada is not America, I so plan on cosplaying as Canada sometime, that'd be so fun!

Have you ever had some teacher hate you for no reason?

Hmm, I dunno. Most of my teachers liked me cuz despite my pranks, I was a good student. But there was my homophobic principal in high school. He was always trying to catch me in the act of something so he could have reason to give me detention. He denied my request to start a GSA and me and Avery almost got suspended for participating in the Day of Silence (for gay rights) when we put duct tape over our mouths. And yet people didn't get in trouble for doing the same thing for abortion? Frickin' hypocrite. Mr. Morris is the reason I'm glad to be graduated and far away from that school.

What was the best thing on your cruise?

Ack, it's been two months already since our cruise. But it was brilliant! That ship was huge! Like a floating city!

I got seasick the first night but was fine for the rest of the week. Oh it was so great. Our days kinda had a schedule, we'd wake up and have breakfast out on the deck and then go off the boat to whatever port we were at. Around dinner we'd go back to the boat and get dressed up and go to the formal dining room, then after the best food ever we'd go to the evening show and when that was over, we'd spend our evenings doing whatever. I loved just going up on the highest deck and watching the moonlight shine on the water. So beautiful but very windy :p

My favorite island was St. Lucia, it's so pretty and they have the best bananas I've ever tasted but they send their crops to England while North America gets its bananas from Brazil and such. Our tour guide on St. Lucia was hot too ;) I like that Caribbean accent.

St. Maarten was a cool island too, that's the island that's half Dutch half French. We shopped on the French side and the vendors were surprised when I was able to bargain with them in their "native tongue". And for you Star Wars fans, the guy who made Yoda lives on the Dutch side and has his very own store/museum. I got to shake his hand, haha.

Overall, I loved our cruise and would love to do one again, my only complaint is being stuck on the boat with no where to go when you're out at sea can be kind of annoying.

Now VampireMangaYaoiFreak, what's shakin' bacon? It's almost April, Glee is almost here! I'm so excited!

What was the best advice you ever got and who was it from?

Ruth when I was 5: "Don't eat yellow snow"

Mom when I was 7: "Just be yourself and people will love you"

Dad during that brief time I was into tennis: "You hit the ball back over the net, as hard, and as deep and as often as possible" it didn't help my serve at all but it became useful later on in life for…other 'exercises'. I don't think that's what my dad intended but we'll just keep that our little secret okay?

Avery when I got bullied: "Dude, just look them right in the eye, bat your eyelashes and when they blink in confusion, knee them right in the groin!"

Grandma before she died: "Don't let those boys get in your pants until at least the fourth date and no doing it in a car, very uncomfortable." I miss that woman.

One of my favorite professors from my freshman year of college: "When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap."

And finally Tess: "Scott, it doesn't matter if people don't like you for being gay, they're idiots. And as long as you don't get AIDS or a lisp, everything will be fine." …Thanks Tess, I love you too…

What would have happened if you had met Chris earlier in life?

Truthfully? I don't think we would have ended up together like we are now. I think it was destiny that we met when we did and if we had met any earlier, it wouldn't have ended well.

Need an explanation? Well, I guess the first thing to do would be tell you about Chris' childhood.

Chris never knew his father, his mother didn't even tell him she was pregnant so Chris has no idea who his dad even is. And Chris' mom is a nice enough woman, she just wasn't a very loving mother. She worked all the time and left Chris at home with the housekeeper who mainly just cleaned and made his meals. Chris spent most of his time playing outside with his video camera and trying to convince other kids to make movies with him. So growing up, Chris was lonely and made friends by being a prankster which slowly evolved into the sadist he is now. But please don't think his mom was horrible, she wasn't home often but she did try, she attended every single play he acted in and always made sure he went to the best schools. Although if that cell phone rang, well, her clients came before her son's rendition of Mercutio in Romeo and Juliet.

Chris left home when he was 16, moving in with a college buddy of his, where he started on his singing career and he eventually got into acting and the rest is history. Kinda explains his personality doesn't it? He was spoiled but didn't get any attention and was always told to look his best. Chris doesn't know it but he has abandonment issues because of his dad which is why he's so clingy and afraid I'll leave him for Rick or somebody else.

He's still in contact with his mother, he calls her on her birthday and vice versa but that's about it and I've only met her once, she reminded me of Professor McGonagall from Harry Potter.

So if we had met when we were kids, I believe we would have been friends and partners in crime but I think we would've drifted apart as we got older and I would slowly see him get more sadistic which would have scared younger me and I wouldn't like him.

If we had met in high school, I think we would've dated but being young, it wouldn't last. And when Chris was a teen, he was a bit of a player, he says meeting me was the best thing that ever happened to him because it ended his seemingly endless string of one night stands.

So really, I think meeting Chris earlier on wouldn't have had such good results, we needed to meet when we were fully grown up and knew what we wanted. We could have dated as teen's maybe but I'm not sure. Maybe I need a time machine to truly answer this question. Besides we grew up on opposite sides of the country.

Ah! Out of questions already? Sadness!

I hope you guys enjoyed this and sorry for all the angst about Chris but I wanted you to see why he is what he is.

Toodles for now and hope to hear from you all soon!