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*** Wayne-Jet flying over the North-Atlantic Ocean

Dick grumbled from his pilot's seat.

"I still don't get why we're going to England again!"

Harry rolled his eyes.

"I told you why!"

"I wasn't listening, you overdosed me on puppy-dog eyes beforehand!"

*** Hospital Wing, Hogwarts

Minerva sat next to Albus' bed, grinning ruefully as she thought back onto her assault of the aged wizard.

Both she and Filius had felt a little sorry for Albus after they had finished with him.

After all, while Albus had done a despicable thing and probably deserved the broken bones and torn muscles and maybe even some of the burns and cuts... however even she had to admit that he probably didn't deserve the crushing curse to his genitals, thankfully Madam Pomphrey (despite looking green at the prospect) assured them that she could fix 'it'.

As soon as Albus woke, Minerva started ranting again before stopping sheepishly, having forgotten herself.

"We need to fix this, Albus. You've messed up, big time, it's time to take the straightforward approach now. Let's just talk to the muggle guardian and see whether we can set things straight. At this rate, they'll think we are kidnapping psychopaths!"

Albus shook his head weakly.

"He didn't listen to me when I told him to send Harry here."

Minerva shook her head in exasperation.

"Of Course he won't! All we need to do is leave a good impression of the British Wizarding World."

Severus shook his head.

"That may not be the dark lord, but that… man is too dangerous. I say kill him."

Minerva looked horrified.

"Severus! He's a muggle!"

"He beat us all with his hands tied behind his back!" Severus snapped back, his fear of batman shining through in his words.

"So, we were holding back."

"Against Potter, maybe, but definitely not against the Bat."

"Give me one last chance to do this my way, Minerva." Pleaded Albus.

"No! You've already messed this up enough, 'your way'."

"I'm going to call in Remus. If they meet a friend of his father's maybe they will-"

"They won't." Minerva interrupted.

"But-"

Minerva sighed.

"Introduce them to Remus, no more. If I hear you're messing around anymore, I will…" Minerva trailed off, trying to think up a suitable threat.

"- Cast a leonus crushing spell at your genitalia that not even Poppy can fix."

***Voldy's locket cave

Quirrell-mort watched heartlessly as the hapless house-elf he had abducted gulped down the potion in the basin. After placing the locket back inside and refilling the liquid, he began to wonder which horcrux had been activated. After all, all of his horcruxes were completely intact.

He came to a… interesting conclusion.

That Voldemort had travelled back in time!

*** Askaban

Harry coldly walked up to the gate of the intimidating prison. He pushed up his hood, glaring coldly at the warden.

"Harry Potter, here to… visit… prisoner 154, Sirius Black."

The warden's eyes widened considerably upon learning who Harry was. So much so that he didn't even check who Dick was.

Harry and Dick strode past Mr. Warden purposefully as Mr. Warden struggled to keep up with them.

After a 5-minute wait, Mr. Warden led them into a meeting room. Black was wearing magic-inhibiting hand-cuffs that stopped him from using any wandless magic or stealing one of his visitor's wands and escaping.

Black's half-crazed eyes focussed on Harry's angry and stormy green ones.

"L-Lily…" whispered Black.

Harry curled up his fist and delivered a devastating uppercut, anime-style to Black, knocking him out of his chair and tumbling to the grey frigid floors of the grim prison.

Black spat out a gob of blood before easing himself to his haunches.

"H-Harry, you're ok-"

Black was cut off by a kick from Harry.

"WHY DID YOU KILL MY PARENTS?!" Harry roared as he went for another uppercut. This time, Dick held his arm back.

"Violence isn't going to get you anywhere, Harry." Said Dick sternly, glaring spitefully at Black himself.

"Harry…"

"Bastard." Harry acknowledged Black.

"I didn't kill your parents."

This time not even Dick could hold back Harry. A blast of magic blasted Dick into the wall.

Quick as the Flash, Harry had both his legs extended and his arm halfway to yet another uppercut.

Dick smacked against the wall with a surprised, "OOMPH!" but recovered quickly, springing to his feet.

"HARRY!" cried out Dick.

"HOW DARE YOU LIE TO MY FACE, BLACK!" screamed Harry as fat translucent tears began to roll out of the edges of Harry's eyes.

"HARRY JAMES POTTER YOU WIL COMPOSE YOURSELF THIS INSTANT!" Dick roared, losing his own composure for just a second.

Harry quietened immediately.

"Okay… Black…" Harry spat out with contempt.

"Explain to me…"

"Why you killed my parents!"

*** Unknown farm

Remus Lupin had butterflies floating around his stomach. On Albus' command, he'd stayed away from Harry, no matter how much it hurt him to not be able to see his bestie's son.

However, Albus had finally given him permission.

He was going to see Harry Potter!

He hoped that Harry and his 'difficult American muggle family' (Albus' words) would accept his apologies and let him be a part of Harry's life.

He himself, owned a smart-phone, and a laptop, he was quite up-to-date with all of the latest muggle technology. Honestly as much as wizards detested technology, Remus found it quite useful. He hoped that being able to identify with their technology would give him an edge with Harry's adoptive muggles.

In fact, what would the muggles be like?

Were they nice?

The way that Albus described 'them', they were hostile and overly defensive. He would have to be careful with them but then after all, if he had custody of James' firstborn, he'd be protective to the point of possessiveness too, just one of the milder side-effects of his furry little problem.

In his eager anticipation, Remus didn't even notice the extent to which he was being manipulated by Albus.

He was naïve.

Lol, just about 1k words in this chapter. I really need to work on chapter length. It's been 5 days since I started writing this chapter, 5! I've not had much time, in sections longer than 5-10 mins to write.

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