Naruto is the property of Kishimoto-sensei (Or Sasuke, depending on who you ask)
UPS Stores are the property of UPS (United Parcel Service)
Epilogue: What I really Want (I think?)
'Ding-dong Ding-dong! Ding-dong Ding-dong!' The repeated ringing resounded through the Colorado mansion, sending its two occupants groaning. "Who the fuck would ring the doorbell like that this early in the morning?" A redheaded woman growled, the raven simply smirking in response. "I am not absolutely sure. Why don't you go find out." The raven rolled to the other side of the bed and her blues eyes narrowed. "Not on your life Itachi! I am not answering your door! Where the fuck is your manservant anyway?" Itachi grimaced. "Your little shit of a brother took him when he left. Look at it this way. In a few months, that will be your door too." Kyuubi grinned, almost mirroring her dear sweet otouto.
She looked down at the shiny new diamond on her wedding finger. "I always told you he was smarter than he looked, but did you listen?" She shook her head, wrapping the sheet around her naked body. "Nope! You said and I quote, 'The mutt knows his place. He wouldn't dream of crossing me." She giggled. "He showed your ass. And now you're stuck with me! It should have been me all along." The doorbell still ringing the entire time. "You weren't ready and I was not trying to risk my career. I needed someone who could fit in. You were not there just yet." She sat up as the sheet slid down her frame and pooled at her waist.
"And I am now?" Itachi shrugged as he pulled on his pajama pants. "I would have never brought you here if you weren't" She grinned as she snuggled back into the warmth of the bed. "You better go answer that door. They're not going anywhere!" Itachi blew the stray hair out of his face as he continued out of the room and down the stairs. He grumbled. "This fucker better be dying or damn near dead." He had sweet, wet heaven upstairs waiting for him in his bedroom. 'Ding-dong Ding-dong, Ding-dong Ding-dong!' The ringing pulled him from his musings of the redhead and snatched open the door, intending to scare whomever it was away.
"What the fu-" A newspaper was shoved into his face and a woman began to screech. "Who the fuck is this, Itachi! I thought I was the only person you were fucking! A fucking dancer?!" Itachi pulled the paper away from his face to get a better look at what the hysterical Ursula was talking about. The headline read 'Famous Ballerina dances Tango with Billionaire...' There appeared the photo of him and Kyuubi hanging off each other at the New York Bank. 'While his loving partner waits at home.' Just below that caption was a photograph of him and Naruto at a party. Under both sat a third caption that read 'And- is there another woman poised to cut in?' was a picture, of him and Ursula kissing passionately. Itachi's eyes went wide and his mouth went slick. "That little bastard!" Ursula's voice and hand slapped him back to attention.
"We have children! You said you loved me! You said that the kids would be happy! You said I would be happy, but now I am a home wrecker! Do you know how embarrassed I am? That I never knew you were sleeping with someone else! Do you know how foolish that makes me feel?" Callous laughter rang out from the staircase. "Itachi. She is so pathetic! Why do you even bother with such a simple-looking person? She is not half as beautiful as my otouto." Ursula snatched the paper from an angry Itachi and stared at the photo. It was the same slender build and big smile. "You're this bitch!" Kyuubi nodded her head as she lit her cigarette. "Wow! That is a really great photo of me! I wonder if it will fit in my scrap-book." Ursula screeched, sending Itachi cringing and Kyuubi into a giggling fit.
"You bitch! I am the mother of his children! I am the one who has loved him! I am the one who has dedicated myself so that I could truly be worthy of his love! You! You stupid dancing bitch! Who do you think you are?" Kyuubi sighed as she exhaled the smoke and took a few steps forward. She placed her right hand just in front of Ursula's face. "I will be Mrs. Itachi Uchiha in mere months while you will be a distant memory." She giggled and her long red hair shook like a waterfall. "Your own children won't remember your name. I will be their mommy." Ursula pulled hard at the long red locks sending Kyuubi tumbling to the ground.
The two were tussling before Itachi pulled Kyuubi off a red-faced Ursula. "You ugly twit! You should be careful who you jump on next time!" Kyuubi sneered as she let a fist full of Ursula's hair fall to the floor. "You crazy bitch!" Ursula screamed as she felt the bald spot on the side of her head. "You ugly slut! You jumped on me!" Kyuubi leaped at her, but Itachi held her in place.
"I really need you two to play like adults for like five minutes. We have a serious problem here. Uchiha Industries is a publicly traded company. This means if the public is not happy, then business is bad. If business is bad, we are all fucked. Including you Ursula." He narrowed his and she stopped moving. "Do you like having your big house and fancy car?" She pouted as she crossed her arms. "I hate you so much, you son of a bitch. You have hurt me for the last time. But, yes. I understand!" Itachi released his fiancée and lifted the paper from the floor.
As he strode over to the phone, he glanced over his shoulder to see the women glaring at one another. Kyuubi was much better at it, causing the inexperienced Ursula to flinch a few times. He lifted the phone and dialed the number he knew by heart after repeatedly dialing it over the last six months.
"Oh shit! Mmmm yeah, baby! Right fucking there! Please! Please! I'm…I'm…Aww!" The blond breathed heavy as he released and Sasuke swallowed every drop. "Mmmm, you taste so much better in the mornings." Naruto blushed under an already flushed face. "Why do you say things like that, teme?" Sasuke smirked. "Because every word is true. And, I love to see you look just like that." The two fell into a passionate kiss, it had been like this for six months. Today was no different. Sasuke woke him every morning with something special. As a routine, it wasn't getting old anytime soon.
"I love you so much, Sasuke." Those blues caught the Uchiha off guard. They were so honest. Pure love shined in them, gripping his heart as he touched the blonde-haired person's face. "I know you do. That is why I would do anything for you." Naruto pulled at Sasuke's pants desperately trying to reach his goal and have what his body desired the most. Finally, after some needed help, the pants were slipped away to reveal hard flesh.
Sasuke hovered over the other as he spoke. "Dobe, we have everyone coming over for breakfast." Naruto's blues met passion laden black and he bit his lip. "We will be quick! I just need it. I need you fill me and then we can get up and start breakfast. I swear-" Sasuke entered his lover, thrusting hard enough to push Naruto into the headboard. "Fuck yes! Deeper, oh please!" Sasuke smirked as he pushed further into the heat and moaned as Naruto clenched around his girth.
His blond swiftly started pushing down into his hard thrust. Company was still coming soon and breakfast had to at least be started. The two worked as one, climbing higher, faster, leaving their heads spinning. "Just one more and I'm!" Naruto's seed spilled over his stomach, snapping Sasuke's control in half. "Oh fuck." The raven grunted as he emptied himself into his lover. Collapsing, he rode the orgasm with shallow thrust into the tight heat he loved. "That was so good." Naruto chuckled as Sasuke got to his feet.
Naruto starting to pout Sasuke chuckled. "Everyone will be here in roughly twenty minutes, get up!" Naruto kicked off the covers as his lover went to start the shower. Naruto laid there in their sticky mess, content and happy. Life had been good and for the first time in a long time, he was happy and even excited to wake up in the mornings. "Come in here!" Naruto chuckled as he jumped off the high bed and ran into the bathroom.
"Naru baby. What exactly is that?" The blond sighed, he really wasn't good at breakfast. "Honestly? I am not absolutely sure. I mean, I know what it was supposed be." Sasuke chuckled as he kissed the nape of his blonde's neck.
"Why don't you throw that out and flip the hotcakes on the griddle." Naruto quickly disposed of his mess and took over the griddle. Sasuke was dropping the sausages into the pan as the phone began ring. "It maybe someone calling to see it they need to bring something." Naruto shrugged as he pulled the phone from its cradle.
"Uzumaki-Uchiha residents" He stiffened at the low growl. "Out of all the fucked up shit you could have pulled! You go and do some old silly shit? I thought we were fine!" Naruto didn't know what the crazy ass Uchiha was talking about. "Look, Itachi, I don't speak stupid. So, you are going to have to elaborate." Naruto was honestly confused. "Do not play with me, you shit! You have single handedly ruined our company's fourth quarter earnings. All because you wanted your stupid revenge! I fucked up! Fine! Why ruin the family?" Naruto furrowed his brow.
"Itachi, what are you talking about! The company is going to exceed its projected earnings by twelve percent!" Naruto could hear his bitch sister and Ursula in the background arguing.
"Ladies please! Naruto, if you didn't do it, who did? Did Sasuke fucking do this shit? Fucking asshole!" Naruto still had no clue what the other was bitching about. "What the fuck are you talking about? Neither Sasuke nor I did anything! What bug found its way up your fucking ass!?" Itachi sighed. It was clear that Naruto had no clue. "I woke up this morning to a paper that reads…'Famous Ballerina dances Tango with Billionaire... While his loving partner waits at home. And- is there another woman poised to cut in?' Not to mention there is a picture of Kyuubi and I dry humping and another picture of Ursula and I in an intimate embrace! This is a fucking disaster!" Naruto chuckled in delight.
"I was just going to skip the Gala, but this is even better! Dude, we had nothing to do with this." Naruto shrugged. "Apparently, Sasuke and I are not the only two people you pissed off! Sucks to be you! Fugaku is going to be majorly pissed at you. And, Mikoto is going to castrate you!" Itachi growled because the jackass was right! "Well, good luck discovering the culprit! Bye loser!" Naruto chuckled as he hung up. "What the fuck was that about?" Naruto chuckled. "Someone ousted Itachi as the whore he is. Now he is freaking the fuck out!" Sasuke smirked. "About damn time." Sasuke shrugged. "I am just mad it wasn't me. Who did it?"
Itachi slammed the phone onto the cradle. "Who the fuck would do this?" Itachi pulled the paper into his hands and called information. "Yes, USA Today. No, the fucking newspaper!" He waited for a moment. "Thank you, yes! I would like to be connected like five minutes ago!" The raven was quite irritated. "USA Today! How may I direct your call this afternoon?" Itachi narrowed his eyes. "I would like to be connected with your editor-in-chief." He could hear the girl clicking on the keyboard. "I am sorry sir. Mr. Cole is busy this morning. I can possible schedule something for later."
Itachi could feel his temper rising in his chest. "You listen and you listen good! If you want to keep your internal organs, I advise you to connect me to Mr. Cole. Do you understand, you simpleton?" The girl squeaked before transferring the call. "Mr. Cole's office, how may I help you today?" Itachi cleared his throat. "Yes. I would like to speak to Mr. Cole immediately." He took in a deep breath. "May I inquire as to the purpose of such an urgent call?" Itachi grimaced as he watched his two lovers bicker. "Yes. Tell that fucker! I am suing his entire fucking paper for libel! Now, connect the goddamn call!" The poor woman squeaked before transferring the call. A voice oozing politeness chimed in.
"This is Mr. Cole. How may I be of service?" Itachi narrowed his eyes as his voice took on a threatening tone. "How in the fuck can you call yourself a reputable paper when you print slander? I am going to sue you until your ass hurts." He could hear the other man smiling. "I can assure you that all of our sources here are impeccable. May I ask as to which story you are referring?" Itachi was not in the mood to be toyed with. He had gotten enough of that from Naruto. "This is Itachi Uchiha of the Uchiha clan. You know to which story I am speaking of. That story is taking my life completely out of context! How dare you print such Libel!" Mr. Cole cleared his throat.
"Well, Mr. Uchiha. I wrote the story myself. My source is quite knowledgeable of you and your doings. The source has known you intimately for many years and also stands behind the photos. All three were authenticated and put through testing and we here at USA Today also stand behind our story." The older raven gritted his teeth. "You listen here! I want the name of this so-called source of yours! I deserve to know who is dragging my good name through the mud!" Itachi clenched and unclenched his knuckles. "I am sorry sir. I cannot divulge that information. However, if you agree not to sue the paper, I will be more than happy to give you the address."
Itachi thought for a moment, deciding if the address was worth not taking action against the paper. "Very well. I agree not to not drag your sorry ass into court, under the condition you give me the address." He was a businessman, he was sure he could buy the paper later and fire everyone! "P.O. Box 1452, New York, New York 10006. And to help you out even further, because I am such a nice guy, it is a UPS Store located on the corner of fifth and Main." Itachi hung up quickly and dialed information, again. "Yes. New York, New York. UPS Store on the corner of Fifth and Main. The phone rang and a cheerful young man answered the phone.
"Thank you for calling the UPS store. Jonathon speaking. How may I help you today?" Itachi cleared his throat. "Yes, Jonathon. I am actually moving to the city for a short while on business and I was wondering. Would it be possible to rent a P.O. Box from you?" 'I know that Sasuke has something to do with this! I can fucking feel it! I am going to fucking kill him!' "Of course, sir! Will you be purchasing it over the phone with us today?" Itachi could hear the distinct sounds of a keyboard clicking. "Yes, can I submit payment over the phone as well?" Itachi lifted his wallet from the table. "Yes, sir! I just need to get some of your information." Itachi pulled his platinum card from his wallet. "May I have your full name, please." Itachi smirked. 'You are going down, you little shit!' "Itachi Uchiha." The young men chuckled. "Well, isn't that interesting? We also have a Mikoto Uchiha." Itachi broke the phone in his hand.
"What the fuck is going on?" Itachi tossed the shattered phone across the room, preceding a small knock. "What the fuck is going on?" Itachi repeated as he stormed towards the front door and snatched it open. "Itachi-sama" A small Korean woman bowed before him. "I have a small letter from your parents, requesting you meet them in Catalina." Itachi frowned as he took the envelope from the one maid who helped raise him. "Ae Sook, I don't think I can handle any surprises." She placed a gently hand on his face and winked. "Just be there at the designated hour and I am sure it will be fine." Her smile always had a way of soothing him as a child.
She was the only hired help he had ever loved or respected. He also knew that she was not going to tell him a thing. So, he just nodded and watched her get back into the waiting big black car and drive off.
"Alright! We are all here!" Sakura scrunched up her nose. "So, why are we all here for breakfast?" The other friends nodded eagerly and Naruto grinned. "We are getting married! The official ceremony is going to be in Fiji. It is just going to our little makeshift family." Naruto shrugged.
"We don't need anyone else. Haku said the children will be the ring bearers and flower girl!" He winked at Haku, sitting there with his family. "I thought you said you were going to live alone for a while?" Sakura challenged and Naruto blushed. "I have been alone so many years. Itachi was never a companion. Besides, I have a lot of time to make up for! I have missed so much and I need to get a start on our lifetime." Sasuke placed a loving hand on the small of his back and the doorbell rung. "Let me get that! " Naruto rushed to the front door. He was sure everyone was there. When he opened the door, he nearly screamed. "Douglas! What in the hell?" The manservant smiled and bowed gracefully. "Master Naruto, how have you been?" The handsome manservant spoke.
"I am so damn well, it should be a crime! How about you? You told me in your last email that you had received a wonderful job offer." Naruto rolled his eyes. "Forget it! You can tell me later. What are you doing here? Do you want to come in? I would love for you to meet my family." Douglas smiled and shook his head. "I am here on official business. I am currently employed by Master and Mistress Uchiha. I must say both are a pleasure to serve. But, here you are." Douglas handed the blonde a small delicate envelope. "Mr. Uchiha's, as well as yours, presence are requested in Catalina." Douglas bowed stiffly. "Do not be late, Master Naruto." The manservant winked before walking away.
Naruto turned the small envelope over in his hands a few times. "What are you looking at, love?" Sasuke caught sight of the familiar paper and frowned. "We are being summoned by my parents." Sasuke furrowed his brow. "But, why? May I?" Naruto handed Sasuke the letter and the raven opened it. It was in his mother elegant handwriting…
Hello children,
I want to see you all here in gorgeous Catalina. No, later that Tuesday afternoon. There are some issues that need to be discussed and old wounds to mend. As the head of this household, I have let sibling rivalry go on far too long. It is time I take things back, while I am still alive to do it. Itachi, Ursula, and Kyuubi will also be in attendance. I expect all of you to be on your best behavior.
With all my love,
Mikoto
Naruto stepped off the private plane, stretching. "Man, I never get tired of first class treatment." Sasuke smirked as he shoulder his bag. "Good thing you are marrying an heir to a billion dollar corporation. Otherwise, coach all the way." Naruto kissed his lover. "Exactly. Because I'm a salary man now! But, I could always sleep my way to the top!" Sasuke narrowed his eyes, playfully. "Itachi would never take you back." Sasuke wrapped his arm around the other. "Besides, I think we have tortured him enough." Naruto chuckled as they got into the waiting car. "You took the words right out of my mouth!"
They arrived at a large condo that sat on a cliff overlooking the water. It was spectacular, the view, to die for. Naruto stepped from the car with his blue eyes sparkling. "It is eye-catching, Master Naruto." Naruto looked over to see his faithful friend and former employee stand near the door. "It is good to see you again, Douglas." The man bowed. "You too, Master Sasuke. You two are the first to arrive. Come along. We must get you settled." Douglas led them to a large living area with picture windows and bungalow furnishing.
It was a tropical paradise. "Can I get you anything?" The two men shook their heads as Douglas bowed out gracefully. "Now, this is amazing! Man, your family always has the best of everything!" Sasuke stood behind the other, kissing the nape of his neck. "To be an Uchiha means to have the best readily available. It means to exude all the best qualities of mankind." Naruto grinned as he thought about what the raven had just said.
"You cannot have my children!" Kyuubi giggled. "Do you really think someone like you has a choice? I mean, really. You are so pathetic!" Itachi growled. "Quiet you two! I have had enough of the constant bickering. Kyuubi, dear, try to be a little more tactful." Kyuubi nodded at his side quietly, she knew that it was time to shut up. Itachi was not one for repeating himself. "My dear o-nii-san, how have you been?" Itachi almost flinched at the sound of his little brother's purr. "Why, Otouto? Is there another knife you want to plunge into my back?" Sasuke narrowed his eyes. "Go fuck yourself. I simply played the game by your sick rules!" The two ravens were now face to face and both seething with anger.
"If you would have just given him to me, none of this would have ever happened!" Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Naruto is not a pet! He is a person with his own ideas, it was his choice! It was always his choice, but you were too damn manipulative to see that!" Itachi gritted his teeth. "He had made his decision But, you had bring all this shit back up!" Sasuke clenched his fist. "That is right. But, it was all under false pretences and a veil of complete bullshit! God, you were fucking his sister for Christ sakes!" Kyuubi flinched under the angry words, she was afraid to breathe. "Stop it, you two. We are not here to rehash what has happened. We are here because your mother called us here." Naruto pulled his lover over to a couch and sat down.
Naruto refused to speak let alone make eye contact with his sister. "Hey otouto. How have you been?" Kyuubi asked sweetly. "Bitch, I am not your otouto! I am nothing to you! Do not look at me or speak to me!" She cringed at the harshness of his words. Words that dripped hatred and malice.
"Well. I think we have seen and heard enough." Mikoto spoke as she and her husband appeared at the entrance of the large room. "I see that everyone here holds ill will. We are all here for a couple of reasons. However, I see that Sasuke and you are planning nuptials pretty soon." She tapped the Celtic Claddagh band on Naruto's ring finger, sending the blond blushing. "Yes, mother Uchiha. We are holding a small ceremony in Fiji next month and spending the week there with our family." Sasuke saw his mother's eyes glaze over. Never once had he thought that she would want to be involved.
"I guess we were not invited." Fugaku placed a strong arm around his wife. "Oh, it is nothing like that! I just assumed that you and Father Uchiha would be too busy. But, I did reserve a room for you both and sent you an invitation." She felt silly now, knowing her hurt feelings were in vain and she wiped her eyes quickly. "We will be there with bells on. Now, as for why you are all here." She took a turn about the room before settling her eyes on the eldest of her boys.
"Itachi. I have always held you in high regard. For that, I will never forgive myself. I should have never showed favoritism. I am sorry, Sasuke." She looked over at her youngest, who gave a gentle nod. "Itachi you were never a mean child, but you were always selfish and sneaky. However, to treat your otouto in such a way is horrible of you! You took the one thing he loved and changed it to fit your own selfish needs! I cannot believe the lengths you went to deceive your father and I!" She placed her hands on her hips. "And that is why I told the newspaper of your dirty little deed!" Itachi's eyes widen. "So, it was you, mother?" She nodded, but Fugaku continued.
"For your dishonorable behavior, you will be sharing the title of CEO with someone else!" Itachi was trembling with rage, but didn't dare speak. "Naruto Uchiha will be your new partner. He will be watching every little step you make." Naruto was excited, but he just nodded his head. "How in the hell do you know!" Itachi growled through bared teeth.
"I saw my youngest pull up to the party, but he didn't join us out back. I was puzzled so I went in search of you and found Douglas. He explained that you were in your study. Naturally, I went to retrieve you both, but when I got there, I received quite a nasty shock. You and Sasuke had begun to speak of all the horrible things you had done. It was then I decided that you needed to be taught a lesson in dirty deeds." She lifted an eyebrow.
" Dirty deeds. A phrase, which leads me to you, Ursula Cunning. I hope you enjoyed the perks of being Itachi's whore, because they end now! Also, you will be receiving papers in the mail stating that Itachi is filing for full custody. Like Kyuubi said, you will be a distant memory, dear." Ursula dashed from the room crying and shaking.
"As for you Kyuubi. You can stay. But, if you step even one toe out of line, you will find yourself at the bottom of Tokyo Bay! You do not speak to Naruto, nor do you speak unless spoken too. Do you understand, child?" Kyuubi swallowed hard. "Yes, Mrs. Uchiha." Mikoto smirked. "Does anyone have any questions." Itachi sighed, defeated again.
"Yes. Why mother, what was the purpose?" She took a seat directly in front of her questioning son. "That is simple, my dear boy. You do not fuck with an Uchiha or what they really want."
Okay, so that is the end, unless something happens and then I write about the wedding. But, I believe Hell has a better chance of freezing over! I am telling you that the demand for the wedding has to be just that overwhelming! Anyway, Mad decided that this needed to be completed and Mad is always right! This is for the true lovers of this story and I think this is it for What I Really Want. Ja!
-Classic
