Sans stepped from Frisk's room. He may or may not have rigged a trap so, when she next stepped in there, she would get a pie to the face and a bucket of water dumped on her head.
'i think it's safe to say a prank war's underway,' he sighed. 'you mess with the hoodie, and you will have a bad time.'
He carried on walking before coming to a stop and backtracking. He looked at the room he was next to. The door had a sign which read, 'Remus' Room'.
Sans looked left and right. No one was around.
He quickly slipped into the room.
As he stepped in, Remus' owl let out a hoot. When Sans had been there a few days ago, he couldn't help but think that having an owl for a pet was kind of weird. Sure, Sans could admit he wasn't an absolute expert on human culture, but he did know that owls weren't usually household pets.
But, then again, he had a pet rock, so who was he to judge?
Sans wandered around the room, glancing around. Nothing looked different or weird. It was just an ordinary bedroom. A stuffed wolf toy was sat, lone at the head of the bed. It had something stitched on its foot. It read, 'Moony'.
Sans walked up to the bookcase, reading some of the titles.
The Silver Eyes
Death Note
IT
Journal Three
Gone
The Tales of Beedle the Bard
'wait...'
He looked over the shelf that the final book had been on. There sat many books with unusual titles.
Intermediate Transfiguration
The Standard Book of Spells: Grade Four
The Monster Book of Monsters
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Quidditch Through the Ages
Intermediate Potion Making
Sans picked up one of the books, filled with curiosity. He opened to a random page and flicked through. As he read, his eye sockets widened.
'no way...'
He placed the book back on the shelf before teleporting away.
What he didn't know was that a certain spirit had been reading over his shoulder.
'Sans? Are you up here? Sans!'
Remus wandered around upstairs, calling the skeleton's name. Sans had gone up there ten minutes ago and hadn't come back down.
As he walked down the corridor, Remus couldn't help but notice that his vision was beginning to get slightly blurry and he swaying on his feet. He'd had this sensation multiple times before after bad moons.
'Blood loss...' he sighed.
He stumbled into his room. He headed over to a chest in the corner and opened it. Inside were numerous healing potions. He kept them for the worse injuries after moons. He never used them for the minor injuries, as they took his father weeks to brew.
Remus unwrapped the bandage from his head before opening a vial. He poured a few drops on the deep gash. There was a tiny sharp pain, followed by a tingling sensation. He looked in a mirror, to see all that remained of the cut was a scar. He placed the vial back in the chest before closing it.
He got to his feet and turned to leave the room. However, he went met by the sight of Chara sat on the end of his bed, a shocked look on her face.
'Oh my Toby Fox, it's true!' she gasped. 'You are a wizard!'
'H-how did you- ?!'
'You don't particularly hide your books well.' Chara pointed to the bookshelf.
'...Good point. But what do I do?! You know, and you're a muggle! I've broken the International Statute of Secrecy!'
'Hold on. What the fuck did you just call me?!' Chara asked, offended.
'A muggle. A non-magical person,' Remus told her.
'Oh.'
'But, if you know, I'm gonna be expelled, my wand will be snapped and, in short, I'll be dead!'
'Well, I'm sort of not a human. I'm a spirit, so surely I don't count,' Chara pointed out.
'I...guess that's right? I guess I'll just have to wait and see,' Remus sighed.
'So, is this Hogwarts place a school for wizards?'
'Yeah.'
'Wait...does this mean Frisk is a witch?' Chara asked.
'Oh, no, she isn't,' Remus replied. 'She's a squib. That means she has magical parentage but no magical ability herself.'
'Squib? Muggle? Don't you think you could use more flattering names?' Chara said.
Remus chuckled. 'Come on. We should probably head back downstairs.'
To Remzal Von Enili: Correct!
To HRTG1027: Eh, don't worry. I mean, you like Harry Potter and Undertale, so you're already what's right with humanity. Also, watch Gravity Falls, it's the best cartoon ever.
To crusader2113: You are definitely a BONE-afied pun master!
See ya in the next chapter!
