Will is about to open the door to get inside his house. Until he spots something different on the porch.
Will: What's this?(reads package) Superhero custome for Will Stronghold.(stops reading)Oh hell no!
Will runs into the house to see his father casually drinking coffee and watching CNN.
Will: Dad!
Adam: Oh hey son. I'm just watching CNN here. Do they still have that Connie Chung woman? She was fascinating.
Will: Dad, what the hell is this?(throws package)
Adam: Oh that's your supersuit.
Will: I can read the label. What I don't get is why your giving me this disgusting yellow spandex uniform.
Adam: Because now that's you're a hero you need a uniform. Something that's distictively you.
Will: Dammit dad you've been reading too many Marvel comics! What if I'm not ready to be a hero. What if I want to be normal?
Adam: Hey then your in the black because with your superstrength I bet you can get any chick you want. Except a black one.
Will: Yeah sure but what if it's not about the girls what if it's about living a normal life.
Adam: Have you been in Grandma Stronghold's 'secret stash'?
Will: No! I just wanted to know whether or not I had to go into the hero biz.
Adam: Well it's not manditory but you got to use them for something. I mean it's like God giving you a million and dollars and then spending it on the DVD collection of Roseanne.
Will: That would only equate to 245.38 dollars. But still dad I don't know if being a superhero is for me. I just to feel too super.
Adam: Will let me show you something. Come over here. (Will walks over)Cavern of Justice activate!(beam of light coming from below warps the two underground)
Will: What's all this?
Adam: If you didn't get the name from the chant this is the Cavern of Justice. My superhero getaway and headquarters.
Will: Wow does mom have one?
Adam: No she pretty much dominates the entire house except for this area. Because only heroes with super strength can access it.
Will: Wow ain't that something?
Adam: I know it's glorious. And someday it'll be yours.
Will: Huh?
Adam: Yup this all will belong to you and your signifigant other or whatever no pressure.
Will: Dad what made you think I had super strength?
Adam: Well one because you're here and two because your my son.
Will: Reason has so many flaws that I'm not gonna even waste my time correcting but reason has so fact behind it.
Adam: What that you're my son?
Will: No that superpowers are genetic. Mom wasn't born with hers remember? She got implants embedded into her body that enable her to fly. I can't get implants genetically. So maybe it skipped a generation.
Adam: I doubt it son.
Will: I doubt your my father but that doesn't mean I'm right.
Adam: You what?
Will: Example dad.
Adam: Oh. But still you have super strength. What did you bring it up anyway?
Will: No reason.
Adam: No, I not stupid Will I know when somethings aloof and aloof you are my good sir.
Will: You understand that that made little to no sense?
Adam: Yes. But the fact remains that you're up to something!
Will: What are you getting at?
Adam: Nothing except that something don't smell right and it ain't Grandma!
Will: Get off my back dad. Nothings up.
Adam: Will, are you taking steroids.
Will: No.
Adam: Son, I know your super strength may not be up to par with mine but steriods is never an option. Unless it's absolutely neccasary.
Will: Dad I'm clean.
Adam: So was Barry Bonds supposedly. Look at him now.
Will: Dad you have nothing to worry about I'm fine and I'm superpowered.
Adam: Okay. Just one question.
Will: What?
Adam: Why did you have to justify that you're superpowered?
Will: Excuse me I think I hear Layla calling me. Good day to you sir.
Adam: Will!
Will: I said good day!(leaves aburptyly using ladder to climb out)
Adam: Since when did I have a ladder. Oh well. Wait Will!
Will: What?
Adam: I need a favor?
Will: What favor?
Adam: Guard my treasure troves of weaponary and mass destruction producing machinery. I'm going out tonight with your mother and I don't trust Grandma alone with them. Remember last time when she attacked the holo-butler.
Will: I know. I miss him. He was a damn good chess player. Well I'll see you later I gotta go feed Layla's niece Jean. I forgot I'm supposed to watch her for a little while. Bye.
Adam: Bye.
