Dear Rainbow Dash,

Forgive me if I feel just a little bit silly writing to a talking pony. The ponies where I come from are a little less... talkative. We're pretty much the only sentient species over here. I've heard a lot about you, and I just want to say "keep at it." You're a talented pegasus (It feels weird using the world "pegasus" as a general term. Over here, Pegasus (that's his name) refers to a very specific flying horse. I think there may have been some ancient contact between our two peoples, because we mention Pegasi (okay, just one), unicorns, ) I'm writing you because you're one of the most ambitious ponies I am aware of. Even if you don't make the Wonderbolts (which you probably will, you're extremely talented) know this. You're lucky to be a pony. Feel grateful for that at least. You live in a utopia. We've tried countless times to make ourselves a collectivist, loving, caring people. But every time we try, everything goes horribly wrong and more people end up dead than usual. Take it from this hairless (well, I have some) ape, whose world is being destroyed by famine, war, disease, natural disasters (no weather control here) and general nastiness. Of course, it's not all bad. We've advanced far beyond your level of technology, we've been to the moon, we can talk to anyone on the planet at anytime, we can split atoms. Of course, this technology is a double edged sword, as we now have the ability to destroy all life on earth with it. Given the choice between your world and mine, I'd pick yours any day. I don't know what it is about you ponies. You're just so peaceful. Maybe it's the fact we had to crawl our way up from the caves. Maybe it's because we don't have an omniscient sun-goddess ruling over us. Maybe it's just our nature. Your Elements of Harmony? Fantasies here.

Anyway, forgive me for being depressing,but it's a depressing subject. Be grateful with what you have, keep working for what you want but don't let it get out of hand. And hope, pray our worlds never cross in any significant way.

Because your world will never be the same after that.

-J

PS. Forgive the fact that there are grammatical errors and whatnot in here. It's very late and I am tired.

J,

Hey man, I'm not too used to writing these letter thingies, but Twilight said to just answer as politely as I can. So I guess I can do that. Anyhow, there's nothing silly about writing a talking pony, apparently others do it all the time, and I'm pretty sure that Twilight sends a letter at least once a day to Princess Celestia. I just don't like spending all the time to write them. I'd rather be napping or flying. Oh so you've heard how awesome I am? Oh yeah, I'm famous everywhere! Hey, can you let the Wonderbolts know this? Cause I'm really trying get on their team. Though they know I'm awesome since they saw me do a Sonic Rainboom when I rescued three of them. Oh that was sooooooo amazing! I was all like whoosh and then there was a boom and I grabbed them with my friend Rarity, and we swooped up over the Young Fliers competition with a totally sweet rainbow trailing behind us! Oh man, it was sooooooo sweet! And then I got to meet their first team, and of course I was totally cool and awesome when I met them. I know I'm going to sooooo be on their team in the future! Come on, don't be such a downer. You were being so cool until you started going on about those things. You can make things better by never giving up and always staying loyal to your dreams and your friends! I know all my friends are awesome, well not as awesome as me, but still awesome. So I guess I'm grateful to them, but come on! Who wouldn't be friends with such an awesome pony as myself?

Well enough about me, I gotta go and train! See ya around dude!

Rainbow Dash, Future Wonderbolt