Dinner Date

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… though I will own some of the things like Jutsu, special people, other crazy stuff and such…

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Plans for War

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He looked at the wall, looking at the minute cracks in it. He was busy talking to his tousan, about how they were going to raze Konohagakure to the ground, without falling prey to the Shiki Fuuin. Tousan, please consider that Tsunade-chan would never seal us, since she thinks that they deserve it… she has no bad intention towards us, and even likes it when I give her some pleasure… surely the council wouldn't attempt the jutsu because they wouldn't dare to loose one of their precious members. Think about another coursed of attack... Like? All the others are blocked by shinobi, only summoning me would make sure that there would be no opposition, since there is no summon stronger then a Biju, and I happen to be the leader of them, with the largest amount of tails…

"What are you doing, Naruto-kun?" a voice was heard near his ear, making him look at the user of the voice, looking into the brown eyes of Mitarashi Anko. "Thinking about stuff, Anko-chan."

She grinned at him and said: "Anything I can help you with? I am known for my deadliness in combat, so if you need any help with disposing a few members of the ANBU, or the council, all you need to do is ask and it shall be done…" she licked his ear with her tongue, making him turn slightly red at the touch, though it faded away pretty fast, making him look at the wall once again, which made him feel like a weight has been lifted from his shoulders. "Anko-chan, can you summon Manda?"

He asked her, looking at her with his red eyes into her brown ones and she nodded. "It will deplete about 10 of my chakra reserves but I can summon the big snake… need it for some demolishing of Konoha or something?"

"Hai." Was his only answer, making her smile softly and speak in a softer voice: "Naruto-kun, do you need alternative forces? If you need them, I can talk to a man who might have them available…"

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Orochimaru sneezed at that moment and he looked at Kabuto who gave him a weird look and said: "Proceed with the interrogation." Kabuto nodded and got out a needle, which was hooked up to some sort of battery and said; "Now, what can you tell us about the Raikage's plans to do to Otogakure…" Orochimaru smiled at the screams and the smell of burnt skin. He chuckled for a bit and then went to one of his computers, to try and check his results. He worked on it for a few hours, it being used mainly as data storage for results from his experiments and he decided, just for the hell of it to go and check out to see what the status was with his newest plan to eradicate Konoha from the face of the earth.

He looked in the special subfolder which he had made about Konoha's general reaction to the Jinchuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune and saw that a new status report had been added, making him open it, to look through it. It was made in a way so that he was able to access any file in the system, to be able to comprehend the data that was being put into the computers by certain clerks which had his absolute trust, Kabuto and three other ones being the ones who had been the ones able to put the information into the computers. With the report his eyes narrowed slightly and he settled into a thoughtful position:

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Status report on Uzumaki Naruto

The subject appears to be angry and resentful towards Konohagakure, managing to gain the appreciation of a great deal of women, and presumably having an intimate relationships with them, though one of them seems to be a bit miffed at being ignored.

The women in question are strong and diverse. The subject Mitarashi Anko appears to be around the subject for most of the time, sometimes teasing or being seductive towards the target. The subjects have been spotted engaging in sexual intercourse for multiple times in the subjects apartment due to the surveillance camera placed there.

A woman named Yuuhi Kurenai had been raped and the subject's reaction was extreme as he appeared to be one of the culprits, since the woman had gone into a coma. Observation has proven that Sarutobi Asuma and Inuzuka Kiba were the culprits, who had done that to Yuuhi Kurenai after lusting after her for some time. The statement of this agent would be that Yuuhi Kurenai and Uzumaki Naruto share a close relationship, due to the fact that Uzumaki Naruto appears to never stray too far from Yuuhi Kurenai's side. However, the time that they are spent separate is usually filled with the appearance of either Mitarashi Anko or another ANBU. The fact that there was a small accident with the camera has delivered some information that was without film, but with the audio only, we have been able to confirm that the subject Uzumaki Naruto has had intercourse with the Hokage, Inuzuka Hana, Mitarashi Anko, Yuuhi Kurenai and an ANBU whose name is unknown to this date…

The subject displays a very clear hostility to Konoha due to the expletives uttered under his breath when he meets one of the so-called Rookie nine, who scorn him save Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Chouji, me and Rock Lee. Status on the other subjects has been halted to see whether the Uzumaki Subject will be enough to eradicate the entire village. I urge caution when approaching him, but I would advise an alliance between Oto and Uzumaki Naruto.

It would also be beneficial to him, thanks to the Hokage being one of the women close to him, that you would handle this yourself, and not delegate the duty to one of us, since it might compromise our position.

I hope you are well,

Your spy,

Yamanaka Ino

PS: When you destroy Konoha with Uzumaki-san's help, please allow me to kill Haruno Sakura… that big forehead of hers needs to get a bit… shortened…

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Orochimaru sighed as he looked at the report sent to him by the girl. She was a pretty good shinobi but lacked any extraordinary skill. He had talked to her for some time while he was in the area and happened to chance upon the girl, who was in a desperate situation and none of her team-mates had been around, and he had helped her out, and said that she should help him, and that he would help her realise her dream to be a good shinobi.

He didn't know why he had said that, but she had obeyed and he had given her a small scroll which held a few good ninjutsu for her use in tit, seeing that her arsenal hadn't really been much more then some genin moves, and most of the stuff learned in the Academy. She had also tried to use her mind technique, but he had been too fast for her to catch him with her spirit.

He looked at the report, which came with a picture of the blonde girl and he smiled softly. She seemed to be happy, and he briefly was reminded of Anko's cheerfulness, but he felt saddened because he and Anko were not together anymore…

He absently stroked the armrests of his chair. He felt lonely without Anko, and it had really been visible ever since Sarutoibi took his arms from him in that battle., he had seen her engage a few shinobi in combat and come out prevailing. It made him happy to see her fighting, to see the look of concentration on her eyes and made her look like a battle goddess. It had been right to pick her to be his apprentice, unlike him taking a Genin team to teach. He looked at the data in front of him, a few more reports being handed in by one of the clerks who put it in the right folder. Absently he reminded himself that Yuuichi would need promotion for the report on Iwagakure.

He looked out of the window, deciding that now was as good a time as any to go and make sure that there would be an alliance between Uzumaki Naruto and Otogakure. He looked at Kabuto and said; "I'll be going out for a few weeks, to discuss a possible alliance with a certain faction in the war. I want that everything is on schedule and ready for when I arrive back, understood?" Kabuto nodded his head and said; "Of course, Orochimaru-sama…"

Orochimaru disappeared in a puff of smoke, making his exit smoothly, his presence simply being enough to make sure that there would be no opposition, since he gave off an aura of dread every time he relaxed his chakra a bit… that was why people thought he was so scary, just because his aura was so damn scary that they didn't dare to approach him.

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Naruto was thinking about different things at once, about how he would be able to topple the walls, about how he would be able to get away without his tousan getting sealed or hurt. Don't worry too much about me, I'll survive whatever those humans throw at us, you should be more caring about your own survival…

Naruto looked at the ground for a moment and then decided that he would need to talk to Kurenai about perhaps layering the village with a collective genjutsu to make them attack each other. He would be able to supply the chakra if she needed it.

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Hyuuga Hinata was a bit pissed off at the moment. She looked around for Uzumaki Naruto, who was rumoured to be around here, but hadn't found anyone yet. She looked around with her Byakugan, but there was no place where he was. Eventually she decided to just go and try and look for him in a different place then the Hokage Monument and decided that she better check the Academy for him, while Kiba and Shino and Asuma would go and get Kurenai-san away from that controlling jutsu that Naruto must have used on her.

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Tsunade was not pleased at the fact that there seemed to be a mountain of paperwork in front of her, and that Shizune was looking at her with a grin on her face and said; "Hokage-sama, you can handle this by yourself I hope, I'll be off to go and talk to Naruto-kun now about some medical experiments I need a test subject for…"

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Naruto was at the current moment enjoying a bit of spare time to go and ready up on some of the newest weapons of mass destruction( read: Breasts) in a scientific magazine(Read: Pornographic magazine with chicks with huge boobs) and didn't find them to be to his liking., the shopkeeper looked a bit pissed at him but Naruto just grin ed in a dark fashion and then left the store, already beginning to think that a good nice picture of Tsunade would solve a lot of his problems, with her huge breasts hanging like ripe melons…

He looked a bit disturbed to any spectators that might be watching, but the sheer depth of his sanity was very distorted… to say it in blunt words; he was sane in an unsane fashion. The aiura which slowly burned around him made everyone who looked at him look at the ground, a palpable taste of fear on the person's tongue, making them feel fear beyond anything that they had ever felt before.

Kyuubiu was to be thanked for that. It had lent its aura to Naruto, who utilised it to keep people away from him after he had left the erotic novel store and he grinned as a little child walked away from him in fright, tears spilling from her cheek. He grinned and then moved forwards, looking at Iruka who was walking up ahead: "Iruka-sensei." He said, looking at the man who turned around, only to be hit with the dreadful aura and flinched.

"N-n-naruto-kun." He said, the aura of fear sweeping over him once his student came towards him and Naruto got a most disturbing grin on his face and then said; "Are you going to come and help me to get some things to Tsunade-baachan's office? She said something about me being able to get all the help needed if I asked a shinobi, saying something about a rise in pay check for those who could see past the prejudice." Iruka immediately cheered up a bit, though fear still gripped his heart.

Naruto grinned and then handed Iruka a few scrolls with some… things in them… they were some of the small recordings that he had managed to get from the 'sessions' with his girlfriends…

When he knocked on the office of the Hokage, he waited for 5 minutes and then entered without even waiting for permission to see the Hokage napping on the desk, a hint of drool on her beautiful face. He smiled softly as he said; "This is how you wake her up without her sending you to the monument for waking her up."

He gently lifted her head and then bent down so he was on equal level with her face and then kissed her full on the lips, letting his tongue go into her mouth, probing inside to see if it would wake her up.

Iruka froze as he saw his most daring and unpredictable student give the Hokage a big sensual kiss on the mouth, watching how the woman's eyes opened slowly. She broke the kiss by slowly pushing his head away slightly and then saying; "You want me again, right?" she looked at him sleepily and then smiled, loosening her top a bit. "Iruka-sensei is in the room too, you know… he might die from blood loss if you keep exposing those big tits of yours…"

Was his comment and the Hokage chuckled and said; "Anything to please you, Naruto-kun. Now, what does Umino-san want to talk to me about?"

"Actually I want his help with levelling most of Konohagakure. Iruka-sensei, can you help?" the question made the man's eyes blink a few times and he said; "Level Konoha? Hokage-sama, you agree with this?"

Tsunade nodded and said; "If my boyfriend wants the village to die for treating him unjust, then they'll have to die… I'd be the first Hokage-turned-Nukenin…" Iruka was now having a big sweat drop on the back of his head, thinking;Naruto really knows how to handle people… he even got the Hokage to help kill off the majority of the village because they didn't treat him well…

Iruka's look of surprise didn't go unheeded and with a pretty big amount of smoke, the ero-sennin of Konoha appeared in the office of the Godaime Hokage to see Naruto sitting on Tsunade's lap, looking satisfied as he kissed one of the women he loved.

"Wooh, already getting past first base, right my student?" did the man make his first comment and Naruto smiled and said; "Did a six some just a day ago, Ero-sennin… having 5 women with you is tiresome…" Jiraiya looked at his student with the fire of hentaiism shining in his eyes and said; "Give me details, details I tell you!"

"Tsunade-chan uses those big boobs of her to do wonderful things to your body, massaging with them, making me feel really good while Yuugao-chan and Kurenai-chan are busy licking my nipples…" Naruto grinned with a quite exquisite smile at his face and then looked at the old man who was scribbling on the notepad and said; "You want to say something, Ero-hentaisennin?"

The man nodded and said: "Inuzuka Kiba and Sarutobi Asuma have escaped the Torture and Interrogation division." Immediately Naruto's posture turned to full alert. "I think I might have an idea who might be behind their escape. Ero-sennin, you go and track down those bastards with Tsunade-chan and Iruka-sensei and I'll be going after the little backstabbing Hyuuga bitch." Tsunade nodded and said; "Her crush on you must have shifted to Kiba when you were unveiled as a jinchuriki, so it would be plausible for you to be going after her. Iruka, what would you say of his assumption?"

Iruka nodded and said; "Hyuuga Hinata was a shy and quiet girl in class, partially because of her infatuation with Naruto. She got over that since the Incident and when I saw her with her team-mates, I saw that she blushed when Kiba spoke to her once, offering her another serving, with her stuttering the same. Also, I have seen that she gives Naruto a glare every time her eyes meet his."

Naruto nodded and said; "She is the most logical choice, so I will be making sure that she won't be a threat, and then tie her up and bring her to my apartment for some interrogation done by Anko…" he grinned as he could already see Anko dressed in a dominatrix outfit, about to dispense justice on Hinata.

His grin seemed to encourage Tsunade since she said: "I'll just slug them in the nuts once with all my strength and they should be knocked out. Jiraiya, do your worst…" the old man nodded and off the shinobi were. Iruka had surmised that Aburame Shino was with them and wasn't proven wrong when he saw the bug user lurk near the Academy. "Shino-kun, you are hereby wanted to present yourself to the Hokage's office immediately, for questioning upon the release of A-ranked criminals Sarutoi Asuma and Inuzuka Kiba." The boy simply nodded and said: "Shall we go, Iruka-san?" Iruka nodded and they were off to the Hokage's office.

"Kurenai-chan." Was the name that emerged from his lips as he saw the ruby eyed shinobi look in his direction and saw the eyes widen out of fear as she saw the men who had raped her.

"Hinata-chan…" he said as he looked at the Byakugan user who stood in an open clearing, clearly looking at him as he appeared on a branch, immediately getting into a stance which seemed to belong to the Jyuuken and he grinned and said; "So you want to mess with the big bad demon for yourself now, Hinata-chan…"

She didn't say anything, but darted forwards, with him reacting to her attack and weaving through the trees, leading her to another part of the forest and he grinned at her presence, sensing that she was radiating some killing intent, which made it all the more exciting for him.

Orochimaru stood on the wall of Konoha, looking over the village, which hadn't changed since he almost destroyed it, save that Tsunade's face now decorated the Hokage's monument. He grinned to himself as he jumped onto the rooftops with a gargantuan leap, intent on finding Naruto immediately to propose an alliance. He sensed Kyuubi's chakra being used slightly in the forest to his left, being hyper sensitive to chakra thanks to his own manipulation skills, which were phenomenal, with him easily becoming the best medicnin known to history, had he wanted to become one… his control exceeded Tsunade's which was already enough to make her go into history as the strongest woman alive.

Hinata struck his left shoulder with a Jyuuken strike as she attacked him as he stood on a training field, interrupting the training session which Tenten and Neji were holding… actually making Lee stop punching as the Hyuuga girl attacked Naruto with all her strength, striking tenketsu with her hands, the byakugan making her aim perfect, making Naruto smile as he felt his arm lock up and he moved to block the next strike. He grinned at the girl and then attacked with a kick to her midriff, sending her up against a tree. With Kyuubi's chakra he began to open his tenketsu once again.

"How are you feeling now, Hinata-chan? Did the little demon kick your sorry little ass?" that seemed to enrage the Hyuuage girl and the veins around her eyes bulged and she continued her Jyuuken assault, all the while screaming: "YOU RAPED KURENAI-SENSEI, YOU ANIMAL! I'LL KILL YOU FOR DEFILING HER AND GETTING KIBA INCARCERATED!" Naruto could not help but laugh at the girl and he said; "Stop whining girl, if I wanted to, I would have killed them myself. True., she was found in my apartment, but I wasn't there at the time. She was discovered by an ANBU and the apprentice to the Hokage. They only mentioned that I MIGHT have done it, had I not been on the edge of the land of Fire, using a skill to make sure that I was mentally stable thanks to this blasted seal!"

He grinned in a disturbed fashion and they clashed once again and Hinata got a cut on hr cheek, an a punch in the stomach thanks to one of his fists embedding themselves into her stomach.

"Branch member, help me out." She said, looking at Neji who looked at the fight with an arrogant smirk on his face, but looked a bit surprised that she addressed him in that way. "Hinata-sama…"

Her hands moved to form a single hand seal and Neji's eyes went wide as the seal on his forehead began to burn. The realisation that the once kind girl was now forcing him to do combat came to mind, and after catching something about Kyuubi being sealed into Naruto, he knew that the child might have had an even worse seal on him, for if it broke, mass destruction would follow.

Hinata could feel Naruto's hot breath on her neck after he had momentarily disappeared from her view and he said; "I'd never treat a family member like that, like he was a toy for you to break at your will… Now, prepare to feel pain…" he grabbed her from behind, touching her breasts, causing her to go red in the face out of anger and then gave them a squeeze and then brought his hands upwards, to break her hand seal and release Neji from the jutsu which would kill him through the seal.

Hinata struggled to get her hands back, since Naruto had grabbed them and pulled them behind her back, looking at her and saying; "Anko-chan wil have her fun with interrogating you, Hinata-chan. She wants to try out a huge 13 inch dildo called the Ruinator. Would you mind if I got a feel before that?" He didn't wait for her reply and simply raked his claws over her clothing, the fabric ripping easily, her hands being held by a tail made from chakra, which bound them together.

Naruto watched as her breasts spilled out and he lifted them for a bit and then said; "Seems you can still work as a Hyuuga breeding machine, Hinata-chan…" he moved lower, to her private parts, the clothing being ripped in a straight line, if she would be able to move, she wouldn't have been able to keep it together. It was extremely embarrassing for a girl.

Neji watched how Naruto held his cousin, and he smirked slightly, seeing that he got her in a perfect hold, being able to do whatever he wished to her without her being able to fight back. She seemed to be fuming, but she couldn't kill him. He looked at Tenten and then knocked her out with a small bit of chakra, making it seem like she fainted from exhaustion, since she looked ready to make Naruto a eunuch.

"Nighty Night Hinata-chan." He said, biting her in the neck, activating a seal on her neck which would keep her weak, his own creation modelled after the ten no fuuin. "Neji-kun, are you with me or against me?"

The Hyuuga slowly nodded and said; "With you. The Hyuuga Branch house is better off without members of the Main house killing them off, what Hinata tried to do. If you bring that change with you, I follow you with my heart." Naruto nodded and then said: "I'll bring her to my place which also serves as an interrogation place for Anko. Gai-sensei, Lee-kun, thank you for the poster and goodbye, I've got a girl to get to Anko-chan."

He departed in a flurry of leaves, Hinata struggling a bit. He was on his way back to his apartment until he heard a huge thunk and a ghastly scream which made him be remembered about Tsunade punching someone in the crotch.

He shuddered, hoping that the bearded Jounin would be the victim, until he watched Gamabunta's form loom over the village and a leg was lifted and then smashed down and the toad became out of existence.

"Naruto-kun…" a serpentine voice was heard and he looked at Orochimaru who sat on a branch opposite of his, looking at his captive and then extending his hand and a snake shot forth, injecting a venom into Hinata's body which would keep her unconscious for a while.

"I want to have a little chat about your activities and the possibility of an alliance between Otogakure and you." Orochimaru sounded a bit pleased and Naruto gave himself a small pat on the back for staying calm when Sandaime's murderer was sitting on a branch opposite e of him. "I am listening…" was all that he said for the moment.

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A new chapter done, and I hope to have 800 reviews in total for this story. My aim is to have one story which will have 1000 reviews…

Just to tell my classmates that it is possible that a guy in their class can achieve such a number…

So, please review. Whoever is reading this, review. It might not be a work of art, but I worked hard on it, so please give me a review telling how I did it and if you like it and I would be very grateful.