Okay, so probably my longest chapter because I tried to split it but it didn't work out so… I just put it all in one. Bare with me please!
*I think you get it, I obviously do not own Codename: Kids Next Door and I only own the OC characters(the Drilovsky family excluding Patton). If I did, these stories would be up in the big screen… hey, a girl can dream you know!*
"Where the fuck is Kuki?! Why did she not tell me where she would be hiding?!"
Virginia scoffed at herself as she ran around in circles around her neighbourhood. She went to all of Kuki's favourite places: the shopping mall, the milkshake diner, Lime Ricky's, Wally's house, the cinema room that was playing a cheesy romance film, the Rainbow Monkey Park, the cinema room with the Rainbow Monkey film(she was quite embarrassed because of the fact that kids were staring at her weirdly) and that expensive restaurant where her and Wally had their first date.
And half of the time she found Fanny in the corner holding a bat. Or she was just hallucinating, but that didn't matter right now.
She looked down at her phone again to find her location. Somehow, Kuki had been smart enough to hide it. And the one time Virginia needed to find her, she did something intellectual.
"Come on, where are you Kuki San-"
"Virginia."
Virginia slowly turned around from the sound of her name, shuddering a little by the sound of a thick Irish accent. She gulped as she became face to face with Fanny. And she was with a bat.
"You're a pretty good liar, ya know." She tilted her head a bit to the left as she kept tapping the bat on her right hand steadily.
"I really am." Virginia said plainly.
"Come on, Ginny, eye know you've been helping her hide." She spoke coldly.
Virginia straightened her posture to appear more bold, then said fiercely, "I have as a matter of fact. But now, her whereabouts are unknown to me."
Fanny held her head up high, to not seem intimidated by Virginia's actions. "Why'd she do it?"
Virginia's slouch returned as she was taken aback by the straightforward query. "W-what?"
I can't tell her the truth. She'll kill me TOO! Virginia thought nervously.
"Why the fuck was she leaving me and Patton alone?! Are her and Wally going through a fight right now so she wants to create more romance for her?" Fanny questioned. "And is she wanting to be that matchmaker in those cheesy movies she watches again. Ah mean, she tried that with Eva and Kade once, remember?"
Virginia was on the verge of slapping herself, seeing if she heard right. Fanny didn't know anything about why Kuki was setting them up!
"Yeah, yeah, that was totally it." Virginia responded nervously. "Her love life with Wally is a tad bit down the radar, so I've been trying to… spice it up. That's why I've been helping them, obviously. And she decided to, you know, make herself be that fat baby with the arrow, even though she's so bad at it."
Fanny nodded in understanding. "Makes sense, they have been dating for a while, it may have gotten a bit boring by now. And she's too obsessed with those cruddy movies." She then raised the bat a little higher. "But that doesn't give her any excuse to pair up me with Patton! Ah already told her ah'm not looking for a relationship." Her bat was then dropped to the ground. "If she wants romance, tell her to go to Rachel and Nigel, they've been at each other's throats a lot more lately."
"Yep, I know." Virginia eye rolled at the memory of earlier that day.
Fanny turned around and waved Virginia off. "Ah'm done with this killing spree, as long as she doesn't meddle anymore." Her head snapped around. "Because she may be an airhead, but she's got to realise that it's a fake relationship. Bye, Gin."
She turned away again and began strolling off casually as if nothing had happened. Virginia stared blankly at the spot that Fanny was just in.
She thinks that Kuki's love life is in the dumps, so she's trying to be a matchmaker now. She doesn't at all suspect that Kuki ships them? And now me? Well, I'm not much of a shipper type person but whatever. I've had enough of cupid for today, I'll just go back home.
She turned away and walked off to the direction of her household. Little did she know, Kuki Sanban was right behind her, crammed in a trash can playing a Rainbow Monkey game on her phone, until night has fallen.
The next day had went by quite rapid, but Kuki was nowhere to be found again. Not even Virginia knew though. The fact that Kuki Sanban was smart enough to find a good place to hide surprised everyone. Fanny had even questioned Virginia countless of times if she had told Kuki her killing spree was over and each time Virginia had to reply that she hadn't seen her.
And the most smart thing that Kuki did was call in sick. Kuki was literally prepared to hide if World War 3 was happening any time soon.
The bell for the final period had rang and Virginia boredly stood up from their usual cafeteria table, to the trash can. She carried a pile of trays lazily(the others piled theirs on top of hers as she was going already) and walked to the nearest trash can. Her heart had literally stopped pounding, as if to have a heart attack, when she saw the recognisable black hair and heard the theme song of Rainbow Monkeys.
Her pile of trays dropped to the marble floor.
"Kuki!" Virginia shrieked.
Fanny, Rachel and Abby shot their heads up from the lunch table when they heard her name. Kuki let out a squeak of fear and shuddered.
"Be quiet, I'm hiding!" Kuki hissed.
Her red face of anger rapidly changed into white of fear once she viewed those extremely recognisable red locks. She pushed the trash can as hard as she could to the ground, squirmed her way out and began running. Yet in the process she tripped over the trays that Virginia had dropped.
"Kuki, wait!" Fanny called out.
Kuki pulled herself up from the floor and kept continuously letting out odd squeaks from all her fear. Fanny had caught her by the wrist and she was pulled face to face with her.
Kuki was wearing khaki green sweatpants with a grey tank top and grey flip flops, her hair styled into an actual messy bun, with various strands out. How it could have gotten worse? The fact that her shirt was filled with stains from almost every scrap of food from the trash can and the fact that her sweatpants had spaghetti noodles coming out of the pockets.
It astonished everyone in the cafeteria that the Kuki Sanban was wearing a hideous, lazy and rushed outfit.
It didn't make sense whatsoever.
She shakily whimpered, only imagining the most distraught things that Fanny was about to do.
"Ah'm over the killing spree now, ya can stop hiding lassie." Fanny stated.
Kuki blinked several times, looked around at her surroundings, faced Fanny, then blinked again.
"Huh?"
"She said that she's over her killing-"
"Rach, I know what she said!" Kuki snapped at her.
Abby, Fanny and Virginia exchanged looks of confusion from Kuki's sudden outburst.
Kuki nervously placed one of her loose strands of hair behind her ear. "Whoops. It's just that I haven't been talking to like anyone for almost a day."
Kuki's eyes immediately widened as she looked down at herself, then at the four girls in front of her.
Fanny was wearing a grey baggy sweater underneath a denim blue overall dress, her hair in a high ponytail with a couple strands out on the right. Rachel was wearing a white cropped t-shirt with black jeans that ripped at the knees, her hair sitting just above her shoulders. Abby, whose hair was as usual in her classic braid under her red hat, wore black sports shorts with a maroon branded sports jacket. Virginia had her hair in pigtails, wearing a fitted black and white striped shirt with black leather leggings.
"The one day I look like shit and all of you guys decide to look like models on a fucking runway!"
Kuki stomped off half furious, half distraught, to the nearest girls bathroom.
The other girls stared even more confusingly at each other on what occurred.
"Airhead moment." the four said in unison.
Fanny slammed her locker shut and swung her bag around her back, walking boredly to the direction of the parking lot.
"Did we have Math homework?"
Fanny rolled her emerald green eyes, shaking her head.
"No, Rach." She raised her index finger in the air. "And there wasn't any English homework either."
Both Virginia and Abby shut their mouths as Kuki cluelessly followed after them.
"Oh, Kuki." Virginia began, "Very smart of you to call in sick so you don't get in trouble."
Kuki paused in her steps. "I didn't call in sick."
The other four stopped dead in their tracks once they had heard this.
"Did you guys?" Kuki asked the four.
Each of them shook their head.
"I obviously did."
Kuki spun around from the sound of a recognisable, Australian accent. She smiled once she saw her boyfriend standing there, wearing his classic orange hoodie per usual but with news jeans.
"Thanks babe!" Kuki exclaimed, leaping up to him to embrace Wally in a hug, in which he returned.
"Ah thought ya said their relationship was currently in the dumps." Fanny murmured to Virginia.
Virginia plastered her most innocent looking face on. "Hey, I told you before that I've been helping them. I'm like the new cupid."
So, not a total lie. The cupid part was true. Virginia thought.
The four walked off out of the school door, trotting down the stairs and into the parking lot. Kuki and Wally separated into a different direction, Virginia and Abby went off to where their boyfriends usually parked, yet Rachel decided to continue walking with Fanny.
"Okay, now that the others are gone you can tell me." Rachel said.
"Tell you what?" Fanny asked annoyedly.
"Why you're in such a snappy mood." Rachel responded, crossing her arms. "Didn't you and Kuki solve everything?"
"Yeah." Fanny answered.
"Then?" Rachel pestered.
"'Then' what?!" Fanny yelled at her.
"See, this is proof of the snappy mood." Rachel stated.
"Ah'm having dinner with Patton's parents for God's sake Rach!" Fanny hissed at her. "Now can ya stop pestering!"
Rachel let out a little chuckle. "So you're even faking with the family. Dayum Fan, that's just low."
"How do you think ma parents would react if some random guy was taking and dropping me off to school everyday?!" Fanny screamed sassily. "I had to lie."
"Well then, good luck. Look business like, flirt with the father but keep complimenting the mother about how wonderful her son is, make sure you-"
"What the fuck, Rach?" Fanny said, interrupting her.
"What? I'm giving amazing advice as always." Rachel stated, shrugging a little.
"Look, ah don't need your cruddy advice, it's a fake relationship Rach!" Fanny snapped.
"But you have to make it look real." Rachel retorted. Fanny gave her an angry glare as Rachel quickly added, "Just saying."
The two had finally reached up to Patton's black car. Rachel waved then walked off hurriedly to Nigel's car, as Fanny nervously strutted towards Patton. "Hey."
Fanny looked up and plastered her most realistic smile. "H-hi."
"Somebody's a bit nervous." Patton said, not bothering to hide his smirk.
Fanny scoffed loudly as she crossed her arms. "Puh-lease. That's not it."
"Amazing how I'm one of the only people who has seen Fanny Fulbright scared or nervous." Patton sneered, his grin somehow rising.
Fanny smacked him on his arm. "It is NOT like that!"
"Just pretend you're being an actor again Fan-Fan." Patton suggested. "It'll help."
Just as Fanny was going to reply, Patton turned to enter his car. Fanny simply followed after him hastily. The car ride was silent for a first couple of minutes, Fanny simply humming a random tune from an Ariana Grande song(yeah, Fanny likes Ariana Grande cos I'm obsessed with her so…).
"So," Patton began from all the silence, "apparently our parents know each other."
Fanny snapped her head around as her eyes widened a little. "Really?"
"Yeah. On the night of the party your dad was on the verge of killing me until he realised who my dad was." Patton let out a little chuckle. "He went on and on about their friendship in high school."
Fanny giggled lightly. "That sounds like me father. So ah guess we're all going to dinner together tonight."
"Yeah." Patton replied. "Which makes them even more excited about this whole thing."
"Well, we'll have ta make it as real as possible." Fanny stated.
"We've been making it realistic for a while and nobody's caught on, we'll be fine." Patton said with a reassuring smile.
Fanny played with her hair, trying to cover it with her blush that somehow arose her face when he smiled.
That stupid boy needs to stop making me blush like an idiot.
Twenty minutes later...
A loud scream echoed in the Fulbright residence, coming from Fanny Fulbright's room. Why she was screaming? Because she saw her satin camisole and denim jeans piled on her bed for that day covered in green slime.
Mrs Fulbright sighed from the kitchen, slowly walking up the stairs in annoyance of the usual pranks that her two sons did.
Fanny ran out of her room holding her outfit from the hanger. "Mum!"
"What did your brothers do this time?" Mrs Fulbright asked, holding in her sigh of annoyance as her two sons did another prank.
"Ah think ya can tell from the slime on all this!" Fanny snapped, pointing at the hanger.
Her mother scoffed at the sight. "I'm kinda glad your brothers destroyed it, it's too simple."
Fanny gave her mother a look that could kill.
"Don't you stare at me like that young lady!" Mrs Fulbright instructed. "Now I already bought you something else to wear."
Fanny's glare turned into a horrified gape. "Mum, I never like the clothes you buy me!"
"Now, now, this one is sophisticated and really pretty!" Mrs Fulbright assured, her face lighting up by the dress' mention.
"Ah don't know." Fanny murmured.
"Well you haven't seen it yet." Mrs Fulbright said.
She grabbed her daughter's wrist, causing her to drop the hanger with the slimed clothing. Then she began dragging her to her bedroom excitedly. Fanny sulked by each step that they took, knowing the outfit would be something she would dislike. Once arriving, she rummaged through her closet until she found it.
"Tada!" Mrs Fulbright exclaimed, holding the dress up.
It was a emerald green tie front ruched bodycon mini dress, with black platform heels below it. With the windows open in the bedroom, the sunlight shone upon it making the outfit look more holy with the golden hour glow.
Fanny wanted to bury herself alive for a year, come out when her birthday came, then use her birthday money she received to buy a shovel and dig a bigger hole, then bury herself in that!
She stamped her feet. "Mum! It's like the most revealing thing ever!"
Mrs Fulbright's face became shocked and hurt as her hand fell upon her chest. "It's classy and sophisticated, just enough to impress the Drilovsky's! Oh, but they already love you from all the stories I've told."
"What stories?" Fanny asked instantly.
Mrs Fulbright laughed a little. "Oh, dear, it's nothing."
She casually walked off the room, down the stairs and returned to the kitchen. Fanny stared blankly at the position she was previously in.
Don't tell me she told them about the cat incident. Or that one time I babysitted- oh, no. If the Drilovsky parents know the stupid shit I've done, for sure it somehow spilled to Patton.
Fanny began nervously pacing around the room.
Of course it spilled to Patton! And then the Drilovsky's might hate me! No, they'll be retelling it and then laugh AT me! What am I going to do?! This is terrible! This is a nightmare! No, this is HELL! Wait… holy motherforking shirtballs! THIS IS THE BAD PLACE! Michael, wherever you are, I've found out about your evil scheme! (Shoutout to all The Good Place fans ;D)
Fanny paused, shook her head and retraced her steps.
I'm not fucking dead yet Fanny, or in a goddamn TV show! I needa stop being so dramatic. Why do I care what they think? It's all for pretend, obviously. Why even bother looking pretty in such a… tight and skimpy dress.
Fanny bit her lower lip as she stared down at the dress on her mother's bed.
Well, I've got nothing to lose. Right?
The doorbell had rung and Fanny had immediately panicked. She hated that stupid dress and how she had to wash her hair(making it flounce neatly onto her shoulders), or the excessive amount of jewellery her mother took out and the even more excessive amount of makeup(she only obliged to the pink lipstick after a very long argument). Everything about this situation was simply horrible.
She flattened out the dress for the fifth time and looked all over herself. The shoes weren't helping at all in this situation. The fact that she had to feel uncomfortable in her own home?! Fanny seriously was on the verge of running away, but pride made her move on.
She lifted her head up high as she strutted out of her bedroom, hearing her mother's excited squeals and her father's calm like matter when speaking(words that she wasn't able to hear clearly).
She stumbled a little as her heels pressed sideways on the carpet on the floor, huffing loudly until from the corner of her eye she noticed a black haired teen, slowly turning around and seeing the redhead. He had to use all of his strength not to make his jaw drop.
Patton wore a slim midweight denim shirt with black jeans, although his hair was in its usual mess.
Beside him was a young girl, around the age of twelve, with fair skin and black hair into a fishtail braid, a lilac purple flower on top of it. She wore a lilac knitted cropped tank top with denim white jeans and black flats.
Then there were two adults behind them; one was a petite woman with the same fair skin, her hair flowing down her back wearing a cream coloured satin blouse and a matching pencil skirt; the other was a tall man with a slightly darker complexion, with a dark blue button down dress shirt and simple jeans, Fanny noticing that his hair was the reason that Patton had a 'mop' on his head.
Fanny's parents were already into a deep conversation with the Drilovsky's as the little girl stood there boredly, looking around the place. Patton's eyes remained glued to Fanny as she finally became face to face with him.
"Well, don't you look nice." Patton said courtly.
Fanny smiled a little as she placed a strand of her hair behind her ear. "You're not so bad yourself."
The parents conversation suddenly died down as Mrs Fulbright then turned to the young girl. "And you must be…"
"Nina Drilovsky." the black-haired girl said with a warm smile upon her face. "Delighted to meet you all. And may I say, you look quite gorgeous ma'am."
She took her hand out as she looked up at Mrs Fulbright. Mrs Fulbright was taken aback at first from such politeness, but nonetheless obliged and shook her hand. They then let go and Nina did the same to Mr Boss.
"You know," Patton whispered in Fanny's ear, "she's usually like the spawn of satan at home."
Fanny snickered a little by the sound of that. "She'll get along pretty well with me brothers, that's for sure."
"And you must be Fanny." Mrs Drilovsky said, her face lighting up when her pearl blue eyes connected with Fanny's emerald green ones.
"That's me." Fanny said shyly, fidgeting around with her fingers.
"You know, I don't think I've seen you since you were about thirteen." Mrs Drilovsky stated.
Fanny's heart stopped pounding so much from the mention. Thirteen. The year everything in her life changed.
Fanny's mother looked at her sympathetically, then back at Mrs Drilovsky, plastering up a smile and speaking out of all the awkwardness. "We should go sit now, the food will be served soon." Mrs Fulbright said, clasping her hands together.
Each of them sat down one by one on the dining table as Mrs Fulbright quickly sneaked upstairs. She furiously stomped at the doorway of her first sons room, viewing them both sitting there watching from the TV and eating a packet of potato chips, wearing their pyjamas.
"What are you guys doing?!" She practically yelled.
The two siblings looked up and waved boredly. "Hey, mum." they replied in unison.
Mrs Fulbright scoffed loudly. "It's Friday you know."
"Yeah, we always lounge around like this on Friday." Shaunie said, his eyes returning back to the television.
"The Drilovsky's are here!" Mrs Fulbright hissed.
"The Dri-what?" Paddy asked.
Mrs Fulbright leaped to the remote on the ground and turned off the TV. The Fulbright sons both snapped their heads around their mother instantly, with the most pissed expression.
"Fanny's boyfriend's family." Mrs Fulbright huffed. "We're having dinner with them."
"But ah'm not hungry." Shaunie muttered.
"But both of you are gonna change into the outfits you wore for that wedding, then go down there and be polite! Ah ain't getting embarrassed because you two are- what do they call it? Right, couch potatoes!" Mrs Fulbright snapped.
They both sat there in silence and stared at each other.
"Eye kinda like being a couch potato." Paddy said.
Mrs Fulbright placed her hands on her hips and gave them the dirtiest glare. "Eye can take your technology from ya any second now."
Both of them sat up immediately, Shaunie running out of the room and Paddy running up to his closet.
"Good." Mrs Fulbright said, a smile up on her face again. She turned around and returned back downstairs.
About ten minutes later…
Both the Fulbright brothers stepped down the stairs at the same time. Their curly, red hair was tamed, each of them wearing dress shirts and formal pants but of different colours. Paddy's was maroon as Shaunie's was a navy blue.
"These must be Paddy and Shaunie, aye?" Mr Drilovsky said out of curiosity.
"Yes, yes they are." Mr Boss responded. He faced his boys, waving them up to to the table, "Sit down, will you two."
"That girl's pretty cute." Paddy murmured to Shaunie as they both pulled out chairs.
"All yours buddy, but ah doubt anyone would wanna date ya." Shaunie whispered, chuckling a little from his statement.
Paddy kicked his leg from under the table, Shaunie biting his tongue to not let out his howl from the pain. Mrs Fulbright then came out with platters obtaining food on top, the strong smell flowing through the room as each person licked their lips, not being able to wait for the taste.
She placed it at the centre of the table and smirked. "Dinner is served."
1 hour later…
The conversation in the past forty minutes had mainly been focused around Fanny and Patton's new relationship as they all ate. They were bombarded with various questions on how it happened, who initiated the first kiss, where it happened, who asked, basically every single detail.
Both Fanny and Patton answered all the questions truthfully, excluding the essential parts that Rick came back and the fact that it was a fake relationship.
And the excessive amounts of times that their parents had decided to mention children and starting a family together made their stomachs become queasy and nervous from the thought.
Almost all of them had finished except for Nina, Paddy and Shaunie, yet Paddy was on the verge of completing his dish.
Fanny looked up from her plate- which she was staring at boredly as they continued on with the abundance of questions- and to where her mother was seated. "Mum, can ah be excused?"
Patton also looked up, he as well was boredly staring down at the table cloth. "And I'll be able to go with her."
Mrs Fulbright nodded. "Of course."
They both stood up instantly and rushed up the stairs, happy that the crazy questions being asked about their 'relationship' was finally over.
Mr Boss looked up at his oldest son, who had just completed his meal. "Paddy, go after them. I'm sorta concerned on what they might be doing up there." Mr Boss commanded.
Paddy gagged. "Gross dad, ah don't want that image in my head you know!"
He took out the chair, his stomach churning from disgust on the horrifying things they could possibly be doing.
They better have some sanity to NOT do it whilst both of their families are down. He thought.
Fanny was slumped on top of her bed with boredom and tiredness, staring up at the ceiling, on the verge of throwing the horrendous heels she was wearing on to the ceiling and making a hole.
"Fan-Fan, you okay there?" Patton asked.
Fanny looked up and smiled. "Yeah, it just feels so weird how nobody's caught on."
Patton returned the smile. "I know, it's so easy."
"So what happens after all the lying's over?" Fanny questioned, looking down.
Patton's face somehow saddened by the mention. "I guess we just fake breakup."
"Well," Fanny now had a smirk on her face, "we're telling everyone that ah broke up with you."
Patton chuckled. "And I'm guessing the reason is because our relationship never existed."
"Nah, it's because astrology states that our signs are incompatible." Fanny said sarcastically. "Of course it's because we're in a fake relationship you dumbass."
"Fake relationship, aye?"
Fanny and Patton mirrored horrified gapes as they both slowly turned to hear the voice.
Over at Virginia's house…
"I'm calling this place our new 'What the actual fuck Kuki?' headquarters!" Kuki announced proudly, raising her fist in the air.
"Kuki, you're being dramatic." Virginia said.
Kuki eye rolled as she ignored what Virginia said. "Look, now that we both have proof that Patton loves Fanny, we need him to figure it out."
"But how exactly?" Virginia asked.
Kuki turned around and let out a mischievous grin. "I have my ways."
"Oh no, not this again. You know what happened last time when you were hanging on a fucking roof! I ain't letting you do this until you tell me what is it!" Virginia yelled, standing up from her bed in rage.
"Come on, Gin!" Kuki said nervously. "I've got it this time!"
"Did you have it last time?!" Virginia snapped.
Kuki snapped her head around and fumed, as if smoke was coming out of her ears like on a cartoon.
"You know nothing about romance! I'm the one who's obsessed with cheesy romance movies that make you cry midway through!" Kuki bursted, raising her hands up in frustration as she stood up from the bed.
Virginia huffed and slumped down on her bed. "Fine. But if it doesn't work, we'll be doing it my way."
"And what exactly is your way?" Kuki questioned sassily, placing her hands on her hips.
Virginia sat up from her bed and faced her. "Telling me what you're doing first so then we can both decide."
The room was filled with an awkward silence until Kuki let out an extreme, exaggerated cackle out of nowhere, that startled Virginia a little; she jumped slightly from the sudden odd noise that came from Kuki.
"Kuki, didn't I tell you to stop the evil laughs and leave them to me?" Virginia asked, crossing her arms. "I mean, we did try practicing but you still sound like a maniac on drugs."
Kuki smacked her on the arm from her remark as Virginia let out a small howl of pain. "For your information I'm not stupid enough to do drugs! But, the maniac part is true."
Virginia scoffed loudly as she then asked, "Why'd you all of a sudden laugh then?"
"Because, we're going to do it your way cause I'm going to need more than one person." Kuki stated.
"This plan somehow sounds worse than before." Virginia spat.
Kuki eye rolled for the second time as she plopped herself again on Virginia's bed. "Whatever. Now here's what we're gonna do."
"Paddy!" Fanny shrieked.
"Yeah, ah heard everything you said." He let out a little snicker. "Now this whole thing makes sense, you'd never all of a sudden date someone. Well, it kinda makes sense when you're constantly writing about him."
"You know about ma secret diary entries?! Ah purposely didn't have a diary for the sake of you and Shaunie not figuring out!" Fanny yelled.
"You're constantly write about me?" Patton asked, smirking a little.
Fanny blushed a deep red as her eyes nervously flickered from Patton then returned to Paddy, her jaw dropping.
Paddy plastered his most nonchalant face and posture on, trying his best not to laugh from what he was about to say. "Yes, 'the guy who makes the room hot by simply entering' or 'the boy who could do me any-"
Fanny clasped her hand over Paddy's mouth before he could finish that line, her blush somehow becoming the colour of her red locks. Patton also had a slight blush, but bit his knuckle to prevent himself for letting out his hysterical laugh from the last part of Paddy's sentence.
"Paddy, not even Rachel knew about the last diary entry." Fanny muttered to Paddy.
Paddy pulled away her hand from his mouth and chuckled. "Ah saw ya hide it inside your favourite Rainbow Monkey. The most interesting ones always go in there."
Patton had a mental note to find that Rainbow Monkey and read through the entries.
"Can we just-" She glanced at Patton, then back to Paddy, "-forget this previous conversation and focus on the fact that you know."
"Know that you wanna fuck-"
"Paddy!" Fanny gasped as Patton couldn't help but let out his laugh.
Fanny buried her face into her hands to cover her blush, that was now darker than her hair, as both Patton and Paddy were laughing their heads off. After the laughter died down a little, Fanny looked up again with her most serious expression.
"You aren't telling, right?" Fanny questioned.
Paddy placed a finger on his chin, biting down his lower lip. "Can we make a little wager?"
Fanny groaned. "Paddy!"
"Oh, muuuum, daaaad!" Paddy called out.
Fanny huffed as she turned to Patton with pleading eyes, searching through his onyx eyes if he had any ideas.
"Fan-Fan, it's the only way." Patton stated, letting out a small shrug.
She pouted as she stomped her feet, then grabbed Paddy by his collar. "Fine."
"Nevermind!" Paddy yelled to the direction of the staircase.
He faced back at Fanny and Patton with an unerasable smirk. "So, ah'm going ta go make a list of things ah want you guys to do for me." Fanny was about to snap at him, yet Paddy placed a finger on her mouth. "And there is no way out of this now, Fan-Fan."
Patton laughed louder than before as Fanny nudged him on the arm, grumpily thinking,
Somehow, this situation just got WAY worse.
Chapter 12 and more dramaaaaa! *sips tea* I legit have a sticker on my laptop that says *sips tea* LMAO I LOVE THAT LINE!
- I hated how nobody in the movie TATBILB realised that it was a fake relationship, so I wanted it to be revealed to someone. And who better than to let a Fulbright sibling realise, because the Fulbrights always stir up some more drama!
- What are Kuki and Virginia up to? Those two are mischievous as ever but COMBINED, even more drama!
- Idk why, but Mrs Fulbright reminds me of Molly Weasley so I'm trying to perceive her as that in my story XP
- This is officially my longest chapter! Hopefully this will be the longest so you guys don't have to read so much again, unless you wanna tho
I'm in such a positive and happy mood rn, so I'm sending out lots of love to all you guys from me! :D Reviews are always soooo sweet! Thanks for them! Updating sooner or later
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