A/N: OKAY! Now, I am going to finish this soon. But it's very daunting, as it was 8 pages before I wrote anything. So wish me luck, my pretties! Oh, and I love that my reviewers are picking up my little mannerisms. LOVE YOU ALL! Phantom masks for all of you! BTW, are all of you 14 year old girls? Cuz I am…

This was brought to my attention just now: If your questions aren't answered, DO NOT POST AGAIN! I do it chronologically, oldest reviews first, so it may take a while for your reviews to be answered. Just bare with me.


Me: Okay! A new day, some new questions, and a hell of a lot of chaos, as usual. So ready?

Erik: For some reason, I'm excited for this one.

Raoul: Probably because she let you sleep on the bed.

Erik: Yeah, probably.

Christine: Wait, doesn't she usually sleep on the bed?

Me: Yeah, I went home last night. Tomorrow I'm hanging with my buddies from Anime Con! Never mind, that's way too geeky for you guys to know what that is. Anyway! First question!


From: faithtrustpixiedust96

Hi! Elizabeth Here!

Oh My Dear Lord this stuff is funny as hell! Great job, Lila! Btw, i am very jealous of you! That GOD *nods to Erik* held you for a moment in one chapter! You got to "nuzzle into his chest"!Ugh! VERY jealous. Awesome Fanfic! Love it so much! but now to seriousness.

Erik: .. are a musical GOD. I am a lover of the arts myself (i LOVE to sing in particular), and i adore your work!You have such an eloquent way of speaking that weaves words into tangible visions! I bow to you, good sir. *does deep, sweeping curtsey* I would NEVER hurt you like a certain someone who i know is a good person and just has TERRIBLE judjement *glares slightly at Christine*. I would love to give you a hug. To be honest, I think you deserve a kiss too, but i don't know how you would feel about that, since i am a 14 year old. It's up to you! You rock!

Meg: Was Erik a sort of father figure for you growing up? Don't worry Madame G and God On Earth (Erik), i know nothing happened between you two. And Meg! You are sucha sweet person! I would love to have you as a friend!Wat say you?

Everyone (Including Lila): There is a plate of chocolate cookies that i made for you all by Erik's piano! Enjoy! (and a new leather bound book for you to write music and things in, Erik!)


Me: You think that's jealousy? Read Phantom's Return. That was a fun fic to write. And thank you for all the compliments! You get a hug! (hugs)

Erik: Thank you, my dear. Because you are such a fine young lady, you get a hug. (hugs her. Discreetly kisses her cheek)

Meg: He was kind of, but more like an older brother. And yes, I'll be your friend. (hugs)

Raoul: Cookies! (all swarm over there)

Erik: Merci, mon cher.


From: faithtrustpixiedust96

Hi! Me again! Once again, wonderful story! I just wanted to add something that i forgot to write before.

Everyone: I hoped you enjoyed the cookies (and the book, Erik) I wanted to ask a favour of you. I'm going to perform in a singing-musical-theatre competition in April...Would you guys wish me luck? You are all so musically gifted, and it would mean a lot to me! (COUGH*especially Erik*COUGH) Thanks so much! Great work, Lila! Love you all!


Me: Don't think I didn't see that, lover boy.

Erik: You're just jealous.

Me: Ha! I've been down here with you for 5 months!

Erik: And you haven't kissed me yet.

Me: Are you drunk? You are such a playboy.

Erik: I call it a Don Juan. And no, I'm making these girls happy.

Me: You want me to let you go don't you?

Erik: (sarcastically) No.

Me: You are aggravating!

Erik: Good luck, mon cher. (back to me) And I am simply getting over myself and my ego to succumb to the wishes of you.

Me: Let's just go to the next question!


From: StrawberryFields4EverandEver

Um, hi there, everyone.

Christine: You are a talented singer and pretty and everything, but you are seriously a moron for picking Raoul. What do you see in the girlyman anyway?

Madame Giry: You are wicked awesome. What is your favorite part about teaching ballet?

Meg: You are also wicked awesome except times three. I am named Meg as well, but it doesn't really fit me. I like to be called Chantal or Lizzie. Much snazzier. Your thoughts on our shared name?

Andre and Firmin: You are complete buffoons. Nice buffoons, but still... Of all the jobs you could have taken up after scrap metal, why Opera?

Raoul: You suck. Why don't you die in a hole or at least star in a yaoi with the dwarf guy from the movie? That's a dare, girlyman.

Carlotta: You're weird. Go get it on with Raoul.

Erik: I saved you for last because you're just the bestest. I completely understand how you feel. Boys at my school never notice me or even, when they do talk to me, they refer to me using my last name! It is insulting and it really makes me feel ugly and unloved. Well, if I ever fulfill my dream of visiting Paris, I'll bring my clarinet and maybe we can perform a duet. Perhaps until then, I can sign you on as my Long Distance Angel of Music. I adore you forever,

Megan, Lizzie, or Chantal

PS- Everyone except Raoul and Carlotta will be recieving a goody bag.

*At this moment, the trapdoor in the ceiling opens and seven little bags attached to parachutes fall down and land in the laps of Christine, Madame Giry, Meg, Andre, Firmin, Erik, and the host. Erik's has a white rose attached (my trademark).


Christine: I see the wonderful, child-like soul underneath the handsome face.

Raoul: Aw, thanks dear.

Madame Giry: I love seeing my girls rise to become the best they can do, and then higher than that!

Meg: I like the name Meg.

Me: And think, Megan Fox? That's what all the guys think about at my school.

Andre: Because it had money.

Firmin: And fame.

Raoul: Uhh…

Me: What dwarf guy? Wait, I could write that, what dwarf guy?

Carlotta: An affair-a with a rich-a patron?

Raoul: Nononononononono! She is like twice my age!

Erik: de Chagny, I would pay to see that. (Laughs manically)

Me: Would you stop that? It's hot and all, but the image is being burned into my brain.

Erik: Sorry. And I'll wait for your arrival.

Me: Kids do that at my school too. Just remember that name'll be famous one day :D.

(Trapdoor opens and goodybag fly out. Raoul jumps up to it)

Raoul: Salvation! (Falls) Goddamn it!

Erik: Nice, Vicomte…


From: faithtrustpixiedust96

OH MY GOD YAY!YOU UPDATED!HEEHEEHEE!

Lila, thank you so much. This story (interview) absolutely rocks. I adore it. You and the other characters are completely hilarious. I just love the way Erik and Raoul go at each other *yay erik! your cunningly swift tongue and sense of logic always manage to put Raoul in his place! Ha!* *sorry, Raoul, but it's true. Aw, don't be upset. Here, have a bottle of hair gel. I know you always need a supply ;) it's supposed to smell nice*! Anyway, thank you for updating, and thank you for my review reply! I really appreciate the good luck wishes! I have to do one fast song, one slow song, and i WANTED very badly to do something from the Phantom of the Opera, but since i have to actually play a part as the character who's singing, the rules say they are all to old for me!I resent that! Come on! Christine, you were what, sixteen when the whole ordeal took place? That's only two years older than me! I know every song by heart, anyway! (i know, i'm a bit obsessed, but in a healthy way ;)!)Although if i had been you, the story would've ended quite differently *looks over in erik's general direction and back with lightning speed. A harldy noticable act, but i still blush insanely*. Oh dear god, i apologize for rambling. But i REALLY loved the good luck wishes! Thank you again!Thanks again for writing, Lila!

Love,

Pixie

P.S- Lila! Come here a minute! *lila bends over to short 5'1 me so i can whisper very quietly "Did Erik like my sketch?". *I blush insanely while waiting for an answer.*

Thanks again!


Me: This is the third one! I should edit these, but I don't.

Erik: Well, she's persistent, gotta give her that. By the way, I'm sorry Lila, you were kinda right.

Me: Aww, s'ok. Love ya, anyways. (Erik smiles)

Raoul: Okay, okay, I get it! What's with the hair?

Me: People secretly like it.

Erik: That's such a lie.

Me: You're not that much smaller than me… just 3 inches shorter, maybe. (whispers) What sketch?


From: kaletra7

Hello hello hello!

First of all: Lila- GREAT IDEA :D I love it :)

Next: Erik. I love you. Have a chocolate Hobnob. And I would LOVE it if you would sing Music of the Night for me *puppy-dog eyes*(I know you've already sung it once, but I love yo...) Oh, and gimme a hug!

Christine: You are actually awesome, and after all the bashing you deserve a hug too *hug!*

Raoul: I love you too :) (although I love Erik more, no offence). However, you need to be less feminine. Maybe get a bit of stubble going on...

Meg: Have a cookie. I love you :)

Mdme Giry: Just one question for you. Did you ever tell Christine about Erik's past?

That's all folks :)


Me: No prob! I pride myself on good ideas!

Christine: Aww, thank you my dear!

Erik: Hobnob!

Me: I heard those are good. (Erik breaks it in half, and gives me half.) Yum! And because I love you, I think I'll start doing those private performances. You seem to like them, and it gives everyone else a chance to say something. So, go ahead, Don Juan.

Erik: (under his breath) thank you. (leads her into the next room)

Raoul: At least he's singing this time.

Me: I have to agree with the stubble. Or how about a tan? We could totally hook you up with an Edward Cullen look.

Raoul: Shut up.

Meg: I am loved! (noms on cookie)

Madame Giry: No, should I have?


From: BrokenFirePen

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Lovely chapter! I loved it! Erik I love you, too! *Another hug and a kiss!* Haha, instead of cookies, you get... CAKE! Share, please. (But none for Raoul, sorry!) You get cookies instead, sweetie! But they are the best cookies in the world, triple chocolate chip, chocolate batter with chocolate chips and chunks... That's the triple part! (:

Questions...

Raoul, were you at all comfortable with the fact that when ever Erik sang she was basically on drugs because he sang so well? Were you intimidated at all? Did he make you nervous?

Christine, how did you feel about having two men after you? Did you feel flattered, scared, or did you feel like a slut?

Meg, what were your emotions when your mother, even though I love her, was pursuing Christine's musical talent more then yours? Did you think that it was because your mother just didn't want Erik to flip out and go all nutso if Christine wasn't singing or did you feel that she thought her voice wasn't good enough? (Because I think it is. I love it during Angel of Music when you are Christine are singing together. JUST FANTASTIC!)

Madame Giry, is what I said true. You were just pushing Christine more because you didn't want the Phantom to go nuts and kill everyone?

And last, but MOST CERTIANLY NOT LEAST, Erik. *Squeals* One, did you like my cake? Two, where did you learn your awesome flippy cape thing? It makes me swoon everytime. Three, at the end, when You let Christine go, was it because when she kissed you, you knew that she loved Raoul so much to save him and stay with you even though you're gorgeous and sensative and an amazing singer and just completely swoonable?

Thank you. That will be all!


Erik: I'm going to gain some weight with all this junk food.

Me: Wait… weren't you-?

Erik: Song's over.

Me: Am I supposed to believe that?

Erik: Yes.

Meg: At least he's honest.

Raoul: Wait, I get cookies? YAY! Did I look intimidated? Because I wasn't… until I met him and looked at his physic… then I was intimidated.

Me: And we're back to the yaoi.

Erik: Shut up.

Me: No, I refuse.

Christine: All three, in that order.

Meg: I felt flattered, as my mother was focusing on my dancing talent more than anyone else. And she says dancing is the mark of true beauty.

Erik: And I think she's a great singer.

Meg: Aw!

Madame Giry: No, I wanted her to succeed. Erik's intentions had nothing to with it. If she we're the prima donna, and Meg the prima ballerina, the Paris Opera house could be the best in the world!

Erik: Yes, it is fantastic! I picked it up by watching an actor practice for the opera. It was in one scene… And I did t because I realized how much she loved Raoul, and how bad my style of life could have been for her.


From: Spirit World

Yay you finally updated! I can only imagine how hard this probably is, but it's a really incredible piece of literature. You go, Lila! *fist bump*

Today, I decided to do a random favorites review. But first...

OMGOMGOMG ERIK KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK OMGOMGOMG *faints*

(-ahem- I apologize for sounding like a rabid phangirl, but i had to get that out. Thank you, Erik! =))

And now to the random favorites (sorry, no pastries today; out of butter! -gasp-)...

Erik:

1. Fave musical (besides PotO)

2. Fave Batman movie

3. Fave scent (...yeak idk)

Chrissy (can I call you Chrissy? I think it sounds nice):

1. Fave holiday

2. Fave fruit

3. Fave character from a movie

Raoul (aka fop-star):

1. Fave reality show (because I'm sure you watch them...)

2. Fave color

Meg:

1. Fave Christmas song

2. Fave kind of flower

Mme. Giry:

1. Fave domestic animal

2. Fave drink

Carlotta:

1. Fave type of greeting (ex: high five, "peace", etc...)

Andre&Firmin:

1. Fave...what the heck, fave milk flavor

Lila:

1. Fave pie

2. Fave Halloween costume

And also...I was wondering if, maybe...if I could sing the Point of No Return

with you, Erik? I recently figured out how to sing it, and...well...I love

your performance in it, so...please?

-Spirit World =D


Me: Thanks!

Erik: …that was loud. And musical would be Sweeney Todd, Batman Movie would be Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, and scent… vanilla and cinnamon.

Christine: Yes, you can call me Chrissy.

Me: Can I?

Chrissy: No.

Me: Aww….

Christine: Holiday would be Christmas, Fruit would be strawberries, and character… too hard.

Raoul: …American Idol. But who doesn't like that show? And my favorite color is navy.

Meg: Favorite Christmas Song would be Baby, it's Cold Outside, and Flower would be Water Lillies.

Madame Giry: I like Cats and Tea mixed with Brandy. It's very good.

Carlotta: I-a love it when-a men-a bow and women curtsy. It's so-a proper.

Andre: Uhh… Milk flavored milk… I hope.

Firmin: I don't know either.

Me: Favorite Pie would either be my grandma's grasshopper pie (yumyumyumyumyum) or my sister's granny smith apple pie. And as for costume… That I've worn or seen? My favorite was either Phantom or when I went as a bat. That was fun. Oh my god, I met this guy dressed up in an amazing Red Death Costume (the movie one). His girlfriend was dressed up as Aminta. Of course, I hugged him. I wish I had gotten a pic of him. Anyway, we saw him later, with a camera in his hand, and we ask him what's wrong and says 'The group I really want to get my picture with is walking away, but Christine's in the bathroom, so I can't leave." We told him to go. So, he got his picture with Batman.

Erik: Your life is amazing.

Me: Go sing, I'll call you when we're ready.


From: GraceCannon

Erik: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I;m gonna give you a kiss just like I did in "The Phantom of the Opera on FACEBOOK" And yes, Lila, I don't care if you won him in the auction, I KISSED HIM FIRST! Bwahaha

Raoul: I am definatly team Erik, and I think that you are a huge girly FOP. I also believe that In Les Miserables, when Victor Hugo is describing what a Fop is, he was thinking of you. But I still feel sorry for you. I mean, it's obvious that Chistine loves Erik. And you have to live with the fact that she love him more that you (What can I say, Erik is irresistable). But seriously. Either become more manly, or I will introduce you to my gay friend Nik.

Carlotta: I am a fan of Opera, and therefore do not hate your voice. Do I find it annoying at times? Yes. Do I wish nodes upon you? No.

I give you all any coffee of your choice to keep you awake. You've been answering questions for a while now. Fop, you do not get coffee. You get girly tea.


Me: So we're going to let Erik do his questions last. Which means Raoul is first.

Raoul: There was no question in that.

Me: Sorry. Oooh, Coffee. Too bad I don't like coffee. Oooh, vanilla bean frappe! :)

Madame Giry: Raoul, can we switch? I like tea more.

Raoul: Fine with me.

(Erik walks out of the room, picks up a coffee and sits down)

Erik: Did she ask me anything?

Meg: Nope.

Christine: Next question!


From: StrawberryFields4EverandEver

Hi, sorry my last batch of questions were really random and strange. Going back to them, I can see why I didn't make the fic. I sounded like a total lunatic! Let me try again and try not to sound emo or psychotic.

Christine: You're an idiot. You fail.

Raoul: You fail even more. Here's a dare. Get it on with either a)Carlotta or b)the little dwarf guy from the 2004 movie. And then go die in a hole.

Meg: You are amazing. I am in the process of writing a fic in which you fallin love with Eric, convince him to come live up in the outside world with you,marry him, and have twins: a boy and girl named Jacques and Angelique. However, Christine's life is kind of sad. Her husband, Raoul is a moron and her daughter, Isabelle is a spoiled brat. So yeah, thoughts?

Mme Giry: You rock. And you're in the fic of awesomeness, too. Actually everyone present is. So yes, you=amazing.

Andre and Firmin: Hello to my favorite doofuses in the whole wide world! You guys are stupid and ignorant but still hilariously cool.

Carlotta: You sort of suck. But you are malicious to Christine which earns you bonus points in my records.

Erik: You are the absolute best. What do you think of the story I just told Meg about?

So farewell! Treat bags for everyone except for Raoul, Christine, and Carlotta. *trapdoor opens in the ceiling and little bags of candy tied to parachutes fly down.*

~Strawberry

PS- I wanted to get you people's opinion of my little project before I post. That was the reasoning. I'm kind of a self-critisizer and any little bits of acknowlegement keep me from trashing everying I write. I'm a bit CDO and paranoid.


Me: I like emo and crazy people. I know a bunch of them!

Raoul: The answer is no…

Me: WHAT DWARF GUY?

Meg: Sounds good to me.

Erik: Me too.

Me: Wait, you said 'everyone present'… am I in it?

Erik: Decidedly not.

(I stick my tongue out at him)

Andre: Was that a compliment, Firmin?

Firmin: I believe so, Andre.

Andre: Let us rejoice, shall we?

Firmin: Lets!

Andre and Firmin: (start dancing) Dadadadadeedidadadadadadee!

Me: They are getting more interesting as these chapters go on.


From: Phantomrox87

Yay! I'm you're most avid reader :) 3 (gives all of them kisses/checky pecks, including lila.) Oh, and everyone's been bringing cookies so I made you guys a red velvet cake complete with Creamcheese frosting.

I'm going to make this short because it's 10pm where I live and it's a schoolnight.

Christine:Who do you think is a better singer(in either movie or play) Erik or Raoul

Raoul: I have to admit as much as I hate you for hating Erik your old fashioned(well...for the time the play/movie/book is based present time) chivarly kind of sweeps me off my feet. I love guys with that type of romance stuff even though some girls hate it.

Carlotta: What would you have done if Erik had spared Piangi's life? Would you marry him?

and Erik: (hugs him for the millionth time) The whole candles rising out of a lake is really cool(and by really cool I mean I fell in love with your labyrinth the second I saw it) but how do you keep all of the candles lit? And in the play how does your gate thing magically rise when you let Raoul in before you try to kill him? ARE YOU A JEDI?(sorry, before your time)

Lila: Thank you so much for this story and I love your writing... that isn't a quesiton but I feel it must be said.

LOVE YOUR BIGGEST FAN GIRL(can fanfictions have fangirls?) PHANTOMROX87(have any of you *ERIK* figured out what play my username is refering too and who rocks?)


Erik: When we're done, can I keep my fangirls?

Me: Sure.

Christine: Well, Erik has a bit of an unfair advantage…

Raoul: Yes, a compliment! (gets up and starts dancing with Andre and Firmin)

Carlotta: I-a will-a marry my sweet-a Piangi, once I-a get out-a of this hell hole.

Me: Don't hold your breath.

Erik: I could tell you my secrets, but then I'd have to kill you. And I wouldn't want to deny the world such a pretty face. And a je-what?

Me: Yes, he uses the force. He doesn't live in the dark side, he IS the dark side. And thank you hun! And yes, my fanfictions can have fangirls.

Erik: (grabs Phantomrox by waist) Can I keep her, Puh-lease? (gives puppy-dog eyes)

Me: Fine, but you let her go before you go to sleep, eh?

Erik: (hugs her) Okay!

Christine: Ta-ta for now!

Me: PEACE!


A/N: By the way, did I ever tell you that I met a real-life mary-sue? Her name was Mary. She was an actress I met on the set of Body of Evidence (I am an actor too). She has been to Africa, met Miley Cyrus (says she's a jerk), sleeps every night, and is in love with an emo hot guy. Alex Evans or something. He was hot in all the pics on her iPhone though…

This is a personal request: CAN SOMEONE DARE ERIK AND THE FOP TO MAKE-OUT OR SOMETHING? First person who does it can be a guest host! Miri, you can't do it again. Open to any and all registered authors here on FanFiction!