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"Where the hell have you two been?" Izzy came up to Magnus and Alec and hit them both in the back of the head, to which they winced and rubbed their heads.

Alec cleared his throat, trying to change the subject. "So, the pool? That's a nice surprise, I guess."

Izzy glared at him, her hands firmly on her small hips. "Not just the pool. The pool reserved, only for us. Yeah, I almost had to sleep with the manager to get this, so you better be happy."

Simon, who was lounging on a chair a few feet away from them, sat up with a jolt when he heard Izzy say that, his sunglasses flying off his face. "Hey—What?!"

Izzy turned and focused her glare on him next. "Oh please, relax, I said almost."

Simon sputtered, and before he could say anything else, she turned her back on him again.

"Alright, now you both have to tell what the hell was going on."

Alec opened his mouth to try and say something, looking at Magnus for help.

"Look, it was nothing. We just had…A little fight." Magnus tried. It didn't work.

"Come on, I'm not stupid. There's been something going on between you two since the beginning. You don't act like a normal couple."

Alec opened his mouth again, then closed it.

"Ok. Do you really wanna know what the fight was about?" Magnus asked, a smirk in his eyes. Alec narrowed his eyes.

"Yes—"

"Alec refused to try something sexual with me and I got angry." Magnus sighed dramatically, to keep himself from laughing.

Alec literally jumped, eyes widening and mouth gaping. "Wh—What that's not—"

Magnus faced Alec now. "It's okay, dear we can tell her the truth." Izzy was sputtering like an old water faucet, holding back tears of laughter. Alec's face was now a dangerous crimson.

"Wha—That's so—No! No, definitely not. Izzy I swear to god stop laughing, that's not what happened, I—No!"

Izzy sniffed, taking a deep breath and closing her eyes. "Okay, okay. Continue."

Alec groaned. "Should we just tell her?"

"Why not?"

Izzy frowned. "Uh, yeah. Why not?"

"Because she might kill us," Alec worried his bottom lip between his teeth. Magnus rolled his eyes, while Izzy's hands got back on her hips again.

"What do you mean?" Her voice was strict, and Alec gave her a slightly frightened look.

"Okay, well, the truth is…Magnus was someone who I met at the coffee shop about a week ago and I spontaneously asked him to come on this trip with me because I had already told dad I brought someone even though I didn't and he agreed except he agreed to be my 'fake' boyfriend so we made up a huge lie to fool you guys but now we're really dating so…" Alec took a deep breath. "Yeah, we're gonna go now,"

He grabbed Magnus's hand, pulling him towards the pool with him. Magnus tried to protest, but with Izzy yelling at them behind him and Alec's phenomenal strength, there wasn't much he could do. Shrieking, he just grabbed Alec's arm with his other hand as they both plunged into the deep end of the freezing cold water.

Jace and Simon gave them a strange look.


About an hour later, Alec and Magnus finally came out of the pool. They had just been smiling and laughing and splashing around like cute little lovebirds while Izzy was stalking by the edge of the pool, waiting for her chance since her tanning oil prevented her from actually going in the water yet. However, after about thirty minutes of this, she gave up and went back to her chair, sulking. Once Alec and Magnus were sure Izzy had calmed down, they joined the group to dry off. Izzy was pointedly ignoring them, holding a magazine in front of her face

Alec swiped a towel off the stack, starting to pat down his body. "Hey guys."

Jace smirked, sitting up on his elbows and taking off his sunglasses to properly look at them. "Hey," He stretched out the last syllable, making Alec eye him suspiciously.

"What? What is it?"

"Well, that was the most…'Coupley' thing I've seen you guys do all vacation."

Alec blushed, shrugging. Magnus grinned, pecking Alec on the cheek before grabbing a towel for himself. He laid it down onto the beach chair next to Izzy's, flopping down and stretching out. Izzy frowned, taking her magazine away from her face to look between Alec and Magnus and Alec again.

"Yeah, Alec," He winced, facing her. "Why don't you do more 'coupley' things? Why didn't you before? Wanna explain to everyone?"

Alec sighed, tossing his towel as he too fell into a beach chair. "Look, that's a story for another time, please. I'm just want to relax today." He closed his eyes, trying to soak in the sun. Izzy shrugged, trying to act nonchalant.

"Well, why don't you prove that you guys can do 'coupley' things?" She sat up in her chair, shuffling in her bad before pulling out a small bottle of sunscreen and tossing it to Magnus. "Alec sunburns like a tomato every year. Why don't you help him put on some sunscreen, Magnus? He needs it everywhere." She explained with faux innocence. Magnus swallowed, slightly startled at the look in her eyes.

"Alright." He said, voice careful. Izzy shrugged again, leaning back into her chair and pulling out her magazine that she clearly wasn't reading. Simon and Clary were having their own conversation now, Jace browsing through something on his phone. It was just Magnus and Alec.

Magnus got up from his chair, going over to Alec. He was beautiful, pale, wet skin sparkling in the sun, blue eyes shining brightly up at him. He gave Magnus a smile, holding out his arms.
Magnus went willingly, sliding into his lap. He took a deep breath as their skin touched. They could totally do this.

Without breaking the suddenly intense gaze he had with his boyfriend, he popped open the bottle of cream and squeezed out a dollop onto his finger. Alec shifted his gaze down slowly to the white cream, then back to Magnus, swallowing hard.

Magnus suddenly reached up and brushed away Alec's hair, taking his other hand and slowly smearing it across his face. Alec's brain short circuited a little when he felt Magnus's hands on his face.

"Close your eyes." Magnus whispered. Alec did as told, and almost jumped when both Magnus's hands started working on his face. He took a deep breath and sighed an exhale. Magnus's fingers were warm against his skin, nice and smooth unlike his ugly, calloused hands.

Magnus finished off at his cheeks, wiping the access on his neck. Alec parted his lips, tilting his head back a little when he felt Magnus's hands there. Magnus closed his eyes to calm himself down for a second, because fuck Alec was so hot. Without even meaning to.

Magnus cleared his throat, turning towards Izzy. "Okay. All done. You happy?"

Izzy glanced at them. "Did you do his back? And chest?" Magnus gave her look, which she just replied to with innocence again. "What? You don't want your boyfriend to burn, do you?"

Magnus cleared his throat again, taking a deep breath and moving to Alec's back. He wedged out another bit of sunscreen, sizably bigger, and quickly started working on his back. He smeared the nearly white cream onto Alec's practically equal colored skin, pressing his palms into his shoulder blades and massaging some of it in his neck. Alec dropped his head down, letting out a soft sigh as Magnus started running his fingers up and down his back. He nearly jumped out of his skin when Mangus smeared it some access onto his sides.

"Sorry." Magnus said softly, not soundly sorry at all. "Okay, turn around."

Alec did as he was told, facing Magnus now. He took a shaky breath, baring his chest. Magnus, not taking his eyes away from Alec, took out some more freaking sunscreen and started putting that on his chest now, the feeling incredibly intimate.

Alec's face was close to his now, breath tickling his face. Magnus let out an unsteady breath, rushing to spread the rest of the cream on.

The second he finished they collided, arms thrown around each other and mouths connecting in relief. Turns out they couldn't do it.

This kiss was different from their first, which was kind of drunk and sloppy, and their second, which was hungry and passionate. This one was warm and soft and oh god, Alec could feel Magnus's tongue slide into his mouth and hands crawl up his back and—

He really needed to stop thinking.

Izzy smirked when she saw them, and suddenly, Clary and Simon ended their conversation, staring at Magnus and Alec with gaping mouths. Jace was doing about the same, before he burst out laughing. A few seconds later, Izzy joined, and then Clary and Simon.

Magnus and Alec pulled away with gasping breaths, both their faces red.

Magnus cleared his throat for the one hundredth time since he had gotten here, detaching his limbs from a red faced Alecs'.

"What are you guys laughing at?" He questioned, trying to sound sane.

Jace put his hands up in surrender, looking back on his phone. "Oh nothing. Nothing at all." Clary grinned and Alec, winking.

Alec blushed furiously.


A/N: This was like the worst chapter I've ever read in my life and why is it so fucking short IM SO SRY ew IM SUCH A BAD WRITER i wanna cry okay review blah blah blah rEvieEW and one last thing review

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-Emma, who is the most uncreative person alive and can't write something good to save her life.