A.N. HAHAHAHA! I feel in a good mood getting back into this.

Sorry, sorry. I couldn't really keep up with school at the same time as this so in result stopped writing these once a day. But don't fear I'm back. I will continuously update during the week, as I have no other things to do ^^

Now, I've started watching One Piece with my little (11 year old) brother. We're on episode 156 so I can happily say that I can involve Luffy and his crew in this next parody, that I'm about to write. It's gonna be short though, but if anyone wants more, than feel free to request it!

WARNINGS: Nothing really, just swearing.

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"Where are weeeeeeee?!" the captain asked, confusedly looking around, only to be met with more…white.

"How are wesupposed to know?!"

"What are we gonna do? The ship's gone. We're in this white…box. And I'm a human." Ussop said.

"And we aren't?!"

"No, only I and Nami are."

"I'm huuuuuunggrrrryyy."

"Shut up, Luffy! I'm trying to have a prep talk with the guys! As I was saying, Captain Usopp demands you all to-"

Zoro interrupted the speech, "Hey, guys. There are people over there."

"Who are they?" Nami looked over to them in question, and then almost jumped in surprise at their odd clothing.

They then heard a voice, screaming at the top of his lungs. Even though his voice was deep, it was loud and challenging as well. They were surprised by it, looking for the person who'd shouted. When they had finally spotted him, Sanji felt like he was about to burst out an unrestrainable laughter. The guy who spoke from afar, came into view. What a strange surprise…they saw his…pink hair?

"GRAY! FIGHT ME YOU BASTARD!"

"Nami-swaaan, another idiot."

"Oii, what's up with that one on the other side of the crowd? He's…glowing!" the green-haired swordsman gasped at this. Preparing themselves, and seeing if these people were a threat they waited for them to come face to face, however it seemed the crowd was walking their way anyways.

Once they saw who was there. They calmed. The people where all friendly smiling and trying to introduce themselves.

"Hey, I'm Natsu! That ice bastard over there's Gray-"

"Hey!"

"-that girl in the armour is Erza-"

"Yo."

"- this is my cat, Happy, and then we have Wendy," he pointed to her, "and Charle."

"You forgot me! Natsu idiot!"

"Sorry, Luce. And this is Lucy!"

After the mages introduced themselves, the pirates thought that not doing the same was stupid.

"Hey, I'm Luffy!"

"I'm the ship's navigator, Nami."

"I'm the chef, Sanji."

"Zoro."

"Nico Robin"

"Chopper!"

"Captain Usopp!"

"Guys, I'm Naruto," they all stared as he, was the one who was glowing. "This is Sasuke, Hinata, Kakashi and Obito."

After the strange people met each other, they started talking to each other, but not like they were in an anime, since they seemingly weren't. No, they were talking like actors in a space. Even though it was still hard for everyone outside of the Naruto universe to get used to the….glowing.

"Hey, is it me or is there more fan mail this year than last year?" Gray asked the gathered characters.

"It's not just you. Me and Sasuke-teme keep getting mail like "Stop loving each other, it's all about NaruHina!" I'm like, just stop."

"I'm hhuuuunnnggrrrrrryyy. Sanji, cook something."

"Does he always complain this much?" Asked Carle.

"Yup, and what about you, cat? What can you do?"

"Fly."

"FFLLLYYY?!" Obito looked around is suspicion that someone was filming this, as was Kakashi. This was outrageous but it didn't seem like the shinobi were in danger for the time being. Still, both shinobi, got up to talk in a….corner?

"Uh-huh. Wellifyoudon'tmindwe' !" Usopp ran off into nothingness, pulling Nami with him

"Hey, cat, fly me to the top of this thing?" Sanji asked, interested in the female cat's abilities.

"Oh fine." She said, her wings appearing. Then she carried him into the air, after he said bye to the beautiful ladies.

"Hey! Take me too."

"Can't carry more than one. Sorry."

"Neko-chan?" Zoro whined, rather uncharacteristically.

"Sureeeeee. Natsu?"

"Do whatever you like!"

And they went soaring upwards.

The girls remaining Erza, Lucy, Robin and Hinata started to chat away from the boys, in case a brawl was to happen. Wow, it was funny –no, pretty scary- how all of them had experience with that.

"Cooooool! You breathe fire! So Sugeeee!

"I know right?!"

"Don't get too proud flame brain!"

"What's that ice block-?!"

"Hey, guys….don't fight." Chopper begged

Both mages stared at him before saying "Ok….."

Naruto and Sasuke loked at each other, eye brows raised, they used to be just as bad.

"Luffy, what are we going to do?"

"I don't know Chopper? Where's Nami? Maybe she could navigate us back to our ship?"

"Idiot! You can't navigate without a campus!"

"Woah, Chopper, you're smart."

"Shut it! Asshole! Hehe, I'm not smart!" he giggled in delight. The other boys simultaneously thought 'He's totally happy'.

"Well then, sorry everyone, but we need to go find our ship. You all are really nice guys, and you even eat a lot, Natsu, Naruto-"

"How'd you do that?!"

"I can reaaaad your miiinnndsss!" Luffy made an impossible face with his rubber body.

"Let's go, captain."

"Right!"

"What a weird pair!"

"Yeah , yeah. Where's ramen."

"IDIOT!" they all screamed. The cats, the girls, the runaways, EVERYOANE.

"Everyone bullies me."

A.N. Sorry, I know it is once again random, but I can't help it!