A/N: Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon.
Chapter 12:
As they strutted, it gots even colder.
"Brrr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I didn't be thinkin dat shiznit was possible yo, but itz even colda here!" Complained Vui.
"Yeah. Da narrator just holla'd that." Skitty pointed out.
"We is approachin Mt. Freeze." Abbie holla'd at dem wild-ass muthafuckas.
"I don't want it ta git colder!" Exclaimed Vui.
"I hear there be a a Ninetalez all up in tha top." Said Abbie.
"Da Ninetalez legend!" Gasped Skitty.
"Lilly..."
"What was dat Skitty?"
"I didn't say anything?"
"Eevee... I can't be peeped by others... itz me Gardeviour!"
"Gardeviour?, what tha fuck do you want?"
"Yo ass be almost there, ahead is Mt Freeze, wit Ninetalez above it, you must hurry home!" Gardeviour disappeared.
"Vui you actin weird, even fo' you"
They arrived at Mt Freeze.
"So you saw Gardeviour, n' it holla'd at you bout Ninetales?"
"Yup thatz just what tha fuck I holla'd at you a second ago," Vui explained
"Never mind dat we must git ta tha top of Mt Freeze" Abbie holla'd
"Dope point Abbie"
"I holla'd at you I be a funky-ass boy!"
"Yo, wuz crackalackin', biatch? Yo ass is smokin mah ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass..." Skitty sighed
"But dat thugged-out biiiatch calls you Skitty..."
"But she once tried ta nickname me Pinky yo, but dat shiznit was one of mah thugsz scam n' Vui say dat dunkadelic hoe tha 'nicknamer' of tha crew, so her big-ass booty holla'd she'd call me Pinky until dat dunkadelic hoe thought of suttin' else. Luckily her dope ass didn't start callin me Pinky." Skitty explained.
"I can call you Pinky if you want." Suggested Vui.
"NO! Don't son! I holla'd don't want ANY nickname."
"Ok, ok. I won't call you Pinky yo, but I be bout ta be thinkin of suttin' betta fo' you, biatch."
"Uh, muthafuckas, maybe we should just make our way ta tha top of Mt. Freeze." Suggested Abbie.
"Dope idea." Agreed Skitty.
Afta cappin' over 9000 Glalies they juiced it up ta tha top of Mt Freeze.
"I be soopa-doopa horny n' itz cold here up in Mt. Freeze. I'd smoke anythang up in dis biatch, even rotten cheese!" Sang Vui.
"Um Vui we all up in tha top of Mt freeze" Skitty pointed out.
"Indeed yo ass is, now prepare ta lose!" Alakazam shouted as they entered.
"Uh oh, here comes a gangbangin' fight,"
"No fighting!" Just then Ninetalez jumped down "There shall be no fightin on mah mountain!"
"Oh wow itz Ninetales" Abbie holla'd
"Miss Ninetalez we was bout ta bust a cap up in dat one from yo' legend" Alakazam replied
"If yo ass is referrin ta dis Eevee then yo ass is wrong, tha one from mah legend aint here."
"Oh phat lets bounce back ta tha doggy den!" Skitty sighed/
"Woohoo! Im not gonna die" Vui hollared n' tha ground started bobbin wit a earthquake. "Nooooo we gonna die!"
"Vui stop panicking!"
"That earthquake is caused by Groudon,"
"Don't worry we shall stop it" holla'd Alakazam
"Go home, you muthafuckas muthafucka! It aint nuthin but too dangerous!" Exclaimed Charizard.
"Let our asses handle dat shit. Go home." Agreed Tyranitar.
So tha trio went back ta tha base.
"Well, here we are. Now what?" Axed Vui.
"Abbie, you find a gangbangin' playa area. Us two can git all up in pokemon square. We can tell mah playas tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Vui aint tha human from tha Ninetalez Legend!"
"Shut tha fuck up. I be bout ta find a gangbangin' playa area. Peace out."
"Letz go."
They went ta Pokemon square.
"There they are!"
"Letz git em!"
"Bust a cap up in them!"
"Stop!" Exclaimed Vui.
"Yo ass have no reason ta bust a cap up in our asses no mo'." Skitty holla'd at dem wild-ass muthafuckas.
"But we gotta bust a cap up in tha human from tha Ninetalez Legend!" Exclaimed one of mah thugs up in tha crowd.
"We travelled ta Mt. Freeze n' found Ninetales. Ninetalez holla'd at our asses her muthafuckin ass dat Vui aint tha human from tha legend!"
Gengar came up.
"Kekeke biaaatch! How tha fuck do we know you not lying?"
Just then, a Pelliper flew past n' dropped a newspaper n' shit. Lombre read dat shit.
"Da identitizzle of tha human from tha Ninetalez Legend has not been confirmed yo, but it has been confirmed by Ninetalez her muthafuckin ass n' witnessed by Alakazam dat Vui of a local rescue crew, Crew Awesome, aint tha human."
"Well, it be lookin like we we wack bout you," Lombre holla'd.
"So you a human yo, but not tha one from tha Ninetalez legend, biatch? Thatz confusing…" Snubble muttered.
"I knew you weren't shitty muthafuckas!" Caterpie exclaimed.
"Wait!" Gengar yelled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "If these muthafuckas is spittin some lyrics ta tha real deal, then wherez Alakazam?"
"Dude holla'd he n' his cold-ass crew was goin ta Magma Cavern," Vui holla'd.
"Why would he go there?" Gengar asked.
"Dude holla'd suttin' bout Groudon n' Earthquakes. I guess he'll fix dat shit." Skitty holla'd.
"So now what?" Vui asked.
"Well I don't give a fuck bout you yo, but I be goin home ta bed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! It aint nuthin but been ages since I've slept up in a funky-ass bed." Skitty holla'd.
So Skitty n' Vui went back home. Even though they had just gotten home, dat night felt like a aiiight night. Mostly cuz Vui was already snorin loudly n' before long Skitty stuffed her up in tha mailbox like always.
A/N: Well, that's it for this story. Let me know if you want me to put anything else in the Ebonics translator. I hope you enjoyed this story and if you did feel free to review, and maybe PM me if you have any ideas for anything you'd like me to write about.
Bye bye!
