25 miles from Konoha
Abby was filled with anxiety. Her first mission! 'Finally I am doing something for the Akatsuki.' She speeds up.
"Hey! For the millionth time slow down!" Kakuzu sensed Abby's anxiety. "Were almost to the stop point."
Abby pouted and slowed down. She was wearing her new outfit. (I'm going to give a a web site that will show you Abby's outfit since it's something at I really will not be able to explain. Just Google fanlib. then search the story at fanlib then go to the this chapter and there should be an image of me and Shenori in our ninja outfits that I designed. You could also search my username there tally mai-chan. Note there is an underscore between tally and mai-chan
They reached the clearing.
"You know your mission right?" Kakuzu made sure that Abby was ready.
"Yes. I am to get information on the village and it's kyuubi."
"Good. Come on Hindan we shouldn't lag around here. If were seen it could be trouble. Hindan…..Hindan!"
Hindan ignored Kakuzu. He hadn't said anything the whole trip over. Suddenly he appeared right in front of Abby and kissed her hard and long. (25 seconds. Hindan: You counted? Me: No. How could I possibly be able to count with you kissing me like that? Hindan: heh. So how did you know how long we kissed? Me: I dunn know. It felt like forever. Hindan: So you just made up a number? Me: No. Hindan :………)
"O-M-G ARE YOU FCKING DONE" Kakuzu was really annoyed. (Hindan: What? jealous that you don't have a girlfriend. Kakuzu: NO YOU FUCKING BASTERD Me: Yep it's jealousy. Hindan: Hahahaha Kakuzu is jealous of me. Kakuzu: I am not!. Me: Yes you are. Kakuzu: No I'm not. 2 days later Me: Yes you are. Kakuzu: I CANT AKE IT ANYMORE! FINE IM JEALUS JUST PLEASE SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE! Me: Works every time Hindan: Impressive. I'm surprised that you keep that up for 2 days. Me: I'm very stubborn)
Hindan looked at his partner with a "Tell me what to do again and I'll kill you" look
Abby whispered very softly " You fucker you promised not to do anything.."
Hindan smirked "I promised not to do anything on the way over. I didn't promise not to do anything after we reach the clearing."
"Whatever. You owe me." Abby walked away from then and jumped into the trees and continued on her own to Konoha.
Kakuzu turned to Hindan "How long has this been going on?"
"Two months"
"Humph… You know that I'm going to tell leader about this."
"That's the whole point."
"I don't get you"
"yeah well I don't get you"
"Lets get out of here before were seen."
"Fuck you"
Kakuzu took that as a yes. They jumped through the trees away from Konoha, away from Abby.
(Kakuzu: Hey, what the heck is that last sentence supposed to mean? I could care less about you money stealing bitch. Me: I loves yous too! Kakuzu: what the fck. Me: What? Kakuzu: No forget it. I will never understand anything about you. Me: What don't you understand about me? Kakuzu: I don't understand how you can be so money loving like me. Me: Girls can love money too! Money makes the world go round! Kakuzu: Ok I can understand that…but I still don't understand how you can like Hindan. He's vulgar, perverted. Hindan: I'M NOT FUCKING PERVERTED! Kakuzu: retarded, bloody religious freak, annoying. Hindan:…… (An hour later) Kakuzu: and not to mention just plain stupid. Me: I agree with you (Hindan glares at her) on half of those things. Hindan: Pah…. Me: But when it's just the two of us in a locked room. He's completely different. He's ever more sexy than usual and when he- Kakuzu: NO!! I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR MORE! Me: Well you did ask. Kakuzu: Then let me be damned.)
Wow…that chapter was like. REALLY short. Don't worry people. Shenori's chapter will be like 4 times longer than mine. And remember if you review you will get to be stuck in a cave waiting for the sandstorm out side to die down with your favorite Akatsuki member! (hint, hint) Which will happen to someone (hint, hint)
