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Have you ever had one of those days where THE DAY DIDN'T HAPPEN, YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING.

Well that was the kinda day Six 'wasn't' having.


Six woke that morning normally. At the normal time, and got up like normal. He examined to room like normal and went to get cleaned up like normal, which of course taking a shower (like normal) and getting dressed, witch unfortunately wasn't normal.

In fact it was quite abnormal.

The green clad agent just stared at his open closet, blankly analyzing the scene before him. He closed his eyes for a moment praying that when he opened them it would be back to normal. But it wasn't.

Quickly he moved across the room and away from the closet to the dresser containing his katanas and glasses. Which unfortunately were also not the same as when he had put them there. Which left Six standing in his room wearing only a towel wondering when exactly the switch had been made.

And then his communicator beeped.

So, while trying to decipher what had happened there (and more importantly why it had happened) Six picked up the ear piece, and listened to the voice on the other end while remaining silent.

"Agent Rex, Agent Six, Doctor Holiday your presence is required in the White room." Hmmm... Six looked back to his wardrobe completely unamused. It didn't take a genius to figure out who had done this to him, and Rex would undoubtably pay for this.

Six grabbed the least... ridiculous of the clothing in the closet and decided to get dressed, grabbing the tinted glasses to match. He sighed thinking that this could be a lot worse and that perhaps he should just swallow his pride and go the meeting which by now surely everyone should be at by now.

That's when Six noticed the date.

And decided that there was no way in hell that he was showing up today.


Dr. Holiday was finding much amusement in watching White loose his patience. It was fairly entertaining, he started out in the meeting looking all official sitting there in his white coat, black shirt and green tie, (Holiday never really understood why he ever wore white, surely he had enough of that) but slowly as time went on he got more and more annoyed (which was perfectly evident in his facial expressions) until the point when he just looked pissed off.

Which brings her back to why exactly White Knight was so angry; Six had yet to show up. Six being Six was always there on time, he wasn't early and he was never late. So naturally something had to be wrong, maybe he was sick... Was it even possible for Six to get sick?

Before Holiday could come up with a better explanation (which was harder than you would think) she noticed that Rex was looking... Too happy. Sure she loved seeing him happy but he had the happy smile of someone who has done something they shouldn't have.

Which if she had to guess probably had to do with why Six wasn't here yet.

Maybe it was because it was a holiday? She had noticed that thing tended to go wrong on holidays more so than the other average days of the year. Six perhaps had noticed this and decided to skip the problems altogether. But somehow she doubted that. Besides it's not like he'd have to worry about wearing green.

"Rex." The teen snapped out of his, apparently amusing, thoughts and looked up at White, who had no patience left. "Go find Six." Rex grinned.

"Sure." Rex turned and left without arguing or making any other comments, leaving the adults to stare at the door.

"What'd he do?" Holiday turned back to the screen shaking her head.

"Who knows."


Joe Stevens was... Confused.

There he was walking down the hallways and suddenly; CRASH! The security camera next to him is obliterated by a flying sword. It was only naturally that he stand there shocked staring at the man responsible. He should have just ran.

Standing in the doorway of what Joe could only assume was his bedroom was Agent Six, looking exceptionally angry. This was evident enough in the extremely sharp sword about 2 feet from his head. He stared horrified at the dangerous man, who was walking toward him to receive the weapon.

Six retracted the sword before looking at Mr. Stevens. Which of course made him quite nervous because he, like normal people was terrified of the normally green clad agent. And on that note Joe Stevens couldn't help but notice that Agent Six wasn't wearing green.

Off putting wasn't even close to describing the feeling. It was... scary. Like seeing that the snake that lived in your garden was suddenly an entirely different color. Or like finding out that a metaphor about snakes fits one of the agents working to save humanity from monsters to a T.

"Wait here." Joe was brought out of his thoughts by the agents voice. He then headed back into his room, emerging a minute after with the most colorful stack of clothing he had ever seen. Six then dropped the pile into Mr. Stevens hands.

"What do you-"

"You are going to take these and go get them dyed green."

"Wha-"

"They will be back to normal by the end of the day." Joe nodded slowly.

"They will be..." Six started walking away before turning his head back slightly.

"This never happened." Joe continued to nod idly wondering what kind of jedi mind tricks Six had just used.

And why the hell he still worked here.

Rex grinned as he walked down the hall. Now the world often has things that make people smile, it would kinda suck without them, but Six wasn't smiling for just some random reason. Nope Rex was happy because everything was going according to plan.

You see today is St. Patrick Day. A holiday that is usually ignored because the majority of the population doesn't actually care. However things are far more interesting when you do celebrate things even when you aren't really in it for the 'proper' reason.

So during the week leading up to now Rex had gone to the members of Providence, with the exception of Six, and told them to make sure to wear green or they would be punished. So considering the fact that for the most part Providence likes Rex they all decided to listen to him and as he walked Rex didn't see a single person without green.

Which brought Rex's thoughts back to the best part of the plan. St. Patrick's Day is only fun if someone doesn't wear green. So seeing as he had told all the faceless soldiers what to do then Rex needed to find someone else, leaving few options.

He could try Bobo, but Bobo was often off God knows where and was the most likely to attack him for it. Not the ideal target because it's much more fun if you don't have an angry monkey trying to kill you. So he was out.

There was Holiday, but really she seemed like someone who would remember holidays like this. Seriously her name is Dr. HOLIDAY so surely she would be big on celebrating all the HOLIDAYS. It was common sense.

Now he could always try and pull something on White, but something told him that it was a bad idea. Besides even if he didn't wear green there was nothing he could do about it. And Callan was out because he was off in India dealing with a minor outbreak.

And then there was one. Everyone's favorite aggro nanny is damn near the best target ever, but there was a problem. In fact it was a major, obvious problem that anyone could figure out; Six ALWAYS wears green. So Rex devised a new plan to get the original plan to work.

It consisted of pretending to go to bed and waiting for Six to enter his room. Rex then waited outside the door until he was sure that the agent was asleep. Then moving quietly in the dead of night (and by quietly he means that he didn't even BREATHE) he snuck into Six's room and proceeded to take all of Six's suits and glasses and left.

But this wasn't where the plan ended.


Rex then had the suits dyed, which was surprisingly easy considering apparently there was places that did that even at 2 in the morning. So when Rex showed back up at the place at around 4 the suits (and the tinted part of the glasses) were all a variety of colors. An entire rainbow. Rex then put them back EXTREMELY carefully.

He then went and slept for an hour or so before being called into a meeting with the Knight, and while he was tired Rex new it was so going to worth it, even more so now that he had to go fetch Six. This was gunna be awesome. Rex's excitement grew as he approached the room where the agent was sure to be hiding.

But his room was empty, all the clothes were gone and the security cameras in that half of the base, destroyed.


Six sat looking upwards at the celling of the Hold.

He sighed and looked at his watch, he had only been there about an hour and he had already exhausted everything to do in there. He had watch Holidays sister run in circles for a while, attempted to fix his swords, which had been damaged irreparably while destroying all the security cameras in Providence, and he had even counted all the tiny squares in the patterned celling, which after thinking about it, couldn't be practical (not to mention the fact that nothing good could come from having 666 squares).

And now Six was bored, and by the sound of it Ms. Holiday was too. Or at least that's what Six assumed she was trying to get across with the crying noise she was making. But then again what did he know, he didn't speak giant spider Evo.

It doesn't matter though he only had... 8 more hours before he could foreseeably come out. But on the upside no one was going to find him here, seeing as Holiday only normally visits her sister on Tuesdays (which today was not) and he didn't have to worry about them using Edward to find him because he was still hibernating.

Which apparently killer Evo bunnies do.

"WAOHHHAAA!" Six looked over to the metal door that separated from the Evo that was screeching and scratching on the newly reinforced door. He tried to ignore it. "ARAHHAAA!" The more Six tried to block it out but the screeching got continuously louder.

"What now."

"Aruhh." Six stared at the door and raised an eyebrow. "ARUHHHH!"

"What." He stood up and walked over to the tiny window staring in at the Evo that stared back.

"Uhahha." It seemed like she was trying to tell him something. It's a shame that it made no sense. Ms. Holiday seemed to get agitated when he didn't respond to her. "UHAHAHHHAG!"

"What do you want me to do."

"AHRGA!"

"Did Timmy fall down a well."

"UAHRGAH!"

" This would work better if you spoke a real language."

"Wuagau."

"¿Usted habla español?"

"Arahasda."

"Parlez-vous français?"

"Arahasda."

"Deutsch?"

"ARAHASDA."

"Italiano? Português? Россию? 日本?"

"ARAHASDA!"

"It seems we've come to an impasse."


To say that White was less amused that Rex came back without Six would be an understatement. No was quite mad indeed. It seemed like every time he tried to do something good for Providence something had to stop him. Today seemed to be one of those days.

So when Rex came back into the room without Six it became clear that his sneaking suspicion that something was going on was justified. Although sneaking suspicion wasn't the best word choice really, he had known something was off sense the moment the teen left the room. Having almost all the security cameras go down made it clear.

Now all that was left was to hear what Rex had done. This would have to be good. It always was wasn't it? Rex walked in and stood in the middle of the room, White Knight and Dr. Holiday stared at him with anticipation. Holiday broke the silence.

"Sooo..." Rex raised his eyebrow.

"So?"

"Where's Six?"

"Oh Six? He's gone." The adults stared at the teen who had nonchalantly just announced that Six was 'gone'. White closed his eyes for a moment.

"What do you mean gone?"

"Well I went by his room and a bunch of his stuff was gone, and he wasn't there."

"And do you have any idea why Six is gone?"

"Well..."

"Out with it Rex."

"I kinda had all his suits dyed." Well, that was good. He had always wondered what would happen if Six wasn't able to wear the same thing he always did. And apparently the answer was flee. White had really been hoping for something a little more interesting. It was still fairly amusing. Holiday looked to the man on the screen.

"Can't you just track him? Isn't that part of Providence regulation?" Rex liked that statement.

"You chipped Six?"

"Yes we chipped Six."

"So tell us where he is."

"No Six used to be chipped, he tore it out when he found out." Rex grimaced.

"Oh."

"You two need to find him before the end of the day. I suggest you get going." White sighed and turned off the screen, wishing that his agents weren't AWOL so often.


There was a visitor today.

A new one. He looked familiar. Very familiar. But his colors were wrong, so it wasn't the one she though.

But perhaps they share blood... You can't smell blood through the shiny rock in the way. Can't claw through the shiny rock anyway. The red skinned human... she liked him, he tried to talked to her.

The only other person who did that was the kind woman. She wasn't here now. She'd be back. She always came back.

He lacked eyes. That made her wary. If it doesn't have eyes, and you cant smell through the shiny rock then how did he know she was here? It made no difference, if the red skinned eyeless man was evil he wouldn't be able to attack her. The shiny rock wasn't bad after all.

She roared but he didn't seem to understand. No one did. She just wanted out so she could build her home. Why didn't they see that. The central comb was necessary, but they all seemed to fear it.

Stretching her multiple legs she cried out again, why wont they let her out? She did good last time, she chased a monster away from the kind woman. The kind woman seemed pleased, but they put her back. Back in here.

She'd get out soon enough.


This was actually nice. Normally when your boss makes you go search for your AWOL colleague you end up not enjoying it. But she had chosen to search the petting zoo, an excellent choice because it was nice out today and most of the Evos where still hibernating.

But the turkeys weren't.

Dr. Holiday eyed the giant deformed birds from a safe distance. The had gotten much bigger recently, and they seemed less wary of humans. Really they had become cocky as of late. There was no scientific reason but she had her theories.

It had occurred to her that these turkeys became active at a turkey farm. Which meant they all would have been eat on Thanksgiving, but they hadn't, and now they were taking advantage of the 8 or so months until they're in immediate danger again.

But until then she was going to stay away from them and hope they don't plan a coo. Perhaps she'll have Edward keep an eye on them. Holiday turned her attention back to the matter at hand; finding Six.

This was one of the moments when Holiday wished that Six was at least slightly less of a ninja. You know he could, leave foot prints, a trail of breadcrumbs, anything really. But no, if Six did come this way there was no way to tell.

"Crack." Having been paying more attention to finding Six than where she was walking Dr. Holiday mistakenly stepped on a twig, snapping it in half. The massive turkey's heads snapped up and stared right at her.

Great.

The birds screeched and charged at her in stampede formation. Moving quickly Dr. Holiday moved behind a nearby tree which happened to be the Evo tree that Rex had affectionately named 'Blinky'. Blinky being apparently the heroic tree that it is scared the turkeys heading their way.

But only to an extent.

Instead of attacking Holiday the turkeys continued running straight past, her and Blinky charging right off into the woods, showing no sign of stopping.

And heading straight towards the Hold.


Why do bad things happen to good people?

Six had determined that he must have done something really freaking bad to deserve all this.

Because there he was sitting in the Hold 'talking' to Holiday's sister, which consisted of her making some kind of yell or sound and him responding with a 'Is that so.' or a 'Really.' he idly wondered if she was smart enough to know that he was simply humoring her to avoid her getting louder.

And then all of a sudden, there was banging on the metal door leading outside. Six jumped up getting prepared to flee if it was someone looking for him, but it quickly became clear that whatever was ramming against the door was wasn't human. He reached for his katanas before realizing that they were broken and totally useless.

With a few more good hits the door opened brokenly revealing the normally fairly harmless turkeys. Except they looked different. They were taller, much taller, standing about 8 or 9 feet high they took up all the space allotted in the Hold, their heads nearly scraping the celling.

They also seemed angry, not like, we haven't been feed today angry more like kill the human angry. Which it is needless to say is bad. There was four of them to face, in a confined space, and he had no weapons. This wasn't doomed to failure at all.

The second turkey in the group charged. Six took out its legs causing it to fall taking out turkey number 3 with it. Taking the suddenly free space to its advantage turkey number 4 lunged forward and over the others directly at Six, causing him to have to jump back and into the left corner to avoid it.

Which put Six right in front of the alpha turkey, who quickly shot its head downward and straight at the agents chest. Six avoided the attack by falling to the ground, the alpha's beak missing the top of his head by inches. But in missing Six the beak went straight into the control panel for the doors.

And thusly not only did the broken doors close, trapping the turkeys in with Six, but the door that separated Ms. Holiday from the rest of the world, opened.


Noise.

There was so much noise, bouncing off the walls. Birds. Birds were the makers of the commotion. Birds are terrible, evil things. Evil, evil, evil, evil, evil. They were the greatest enemy that she knew.

And they were just outside, free to go where ever they pleased. They taunted her. As if she did not wish for their death already they then attack the red skinned man. They were having such a nice conversation. The birds had no reason to attack him so.

Perhaps the door would crumble if hit hard enough. She jumped at the door just as it opened on its own, revealing the enemy standing before her. With a roar she lunged to the closest one, sending it flying into the shiny rock door.

From the left came another, biting into her front leg, she turned and bit it back, injecting her venom and knocking him out. The red skinned man got up from where he was, he seemed to be watching, though it was impossible to tell where he looked with no eyes.

It took very little time for the rest of the birds to fall. It left only her and the eyeless one, slowly she began rapping up birds in the casing that will line her new home. He tried to move towards the exit, earning him an angry hiss, he moved back to the corner, and her thoughts went elsewhere.

The nest would be excellent. Bigger than before, and these birds are big. They'll provide enough food to last until past the hot months. This time the outside will be thicker. No pup would be able to tear through it this time.

No, no not this time.

Footsteps. Her head snapped up staring at the broken doors. Someone was coming. Hide? There was nowhere to hide. Under the birds? No what if they were to wake. No exits anymore, they're all gone. Nowhere, nowhere, nowhere. Maybe red skinned man would help her. She did just save him.

She followed that logic hoping for the best.


This was funny no matter how you look at it.

Rex had decided that his plan was definitely a success. There was no downside at all because all that had happened so far today was; He got out of a long boring meeting with White, he got to run around Providence without getting in trouble, and he got to see this.

This was excellent. Really it was pretty fantastic. The only thing that could have made it better was if he had a camera with him, how did he not think of that?

Dr. Holiday had gone and found him after she saw the turkeys all running off in the direction of the Hold. Just in case her sister got out and needed to be subdued or in case the turkeys rampage doesn't stop. But he didn't have to worry about the later.

Upon arriving at the Hold they could see that the doors had been damaged, lucky for them he was there to break them open easily using his super amazing nanite powers, but hey not everyone can be as awesome as him.

And there inside the room was 4 unconscious turkeys, one spider Evo hiding, and one red clad aggro nanny with a spider Evo attempting to hide itself behind him. Naturally it was failing seeing as it was about 3 times Six's size, but it was amusing as hell to say the least.

Six himself looked... Well fairly normal minus the fact that his color scheme was off. He was glancing back over his shoulder to Holidays sister who was still trying to hide herself, clearly unaware of the fact that it wasn't working. Six shook his head slowly, almost as if he had no idea what had just happened.

"Six what-?" Six just kept shacking his head and moved to leave the Hold. He got about to Holiday, who had spoken, before Rex decided to cut in.

"Nice suit." He stopped walking and undoubtably glared at Rex, who couldn't help but grin. Six turned back to the Evo in the corner.

"He," Six gestured towards Rex. "Is planning to destroy your nest again. You wont let that happen will you." Her eyes narrowed and she began moving at him.

"Six! You wont leave me here with it will you?" Stepping outside the Hold Six swung his fist around and hit the control panel for the door, causing it to close leaving Rex inside (but not Holiday who had been standing a foot or so out).

"Good luck with that."


Joe managed to get back to the base 10 minutes before 12 to return the re-greened suits. It wasn't until then when Joe realized that Six couldn't have ever know who he was to come back and get revenge later. He does wear one of the generic masks all the time. It was a tad disappointing actually.


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