"SURPRISE!"
"A surprise baby shower?" said Blossom in disbelief.
Buttercup smirked at her, "I bet you didn't see that coming."
Buttercup continued to nudge her happily, Blossom then grabbed her wrist gave her one of the dirtiest glares Buttercup has ever seen, "I hate surprises!" she hissed through gritted teeth.
Buttercup didn't have time to reply because Brick walked over to Blossom grabbed her waist and pulled her into a hug. He then whispered in her ear, "I told you I'd throw you a shower."
"Well I wish I was ready for one." she hissed and pushed him back.
Blossom shot him a glare and then flashed a huge smile at everyone else, "Thank you everyone for coming! This is such a nice surprise!"
Brick watched her with a questioning look then he looked at Buttercup confused. She shrugged, "Hormonal I'm guessing."
"Oh well, she'll be happier when she gets the shit load of gifts. Oh and by the way can you go tell Butch to hurry up." he looked over at Blossom and smiled, "I have to go help Blossom."
"With what? I don't think she needs help talking to people." she grinned at him, "Oh do you maybe want to talk to her?" she stepped closer and whispered seductively, "Do you want to get closer to your baby." she nudged him and chuckled.
"Just go get Butch for me." he said with a light chuckle under his breath.
"Fine where is the douche bag?" she asked rudely, surprisingly it's getting harder to act like I hate him and I'm a pretty good actress too!
Brick looked at her face, "Why do you look so eager to find him?"
"Fuck you and just tell me where the ass is?" she hissed angrily.
"He's in the kitchen cooking."
"You let the idiot cook? Wow you're more retarded than I thought."
"Just go get him!" he ordered.
Meanwhile Bubbles was sitting at a table alone. She was leaning her head on her hand while watching Boomer and Lola sitting at another table across the room. Blossom sat down beside her, "Hey Bubbles thanks a ton for throwing such a nice shower for me!"
Bubbles looked over at her sister, "I'm glad one of us is happy."
Blossom sighed, "Forget about Boomer, he's just like the other Ruffs, he's a fucking pussy ass douche bag."
Bubbles giggled, "I love hearing you swear, you sound so funny."
Blossom smiled, "Well it is a little unladylike to swear."
"Oh Boomie your such a cutie!" Lola pinched his cheek and smiled at him cutely.
He smiled back at her and replied normally, "Thanks Lola."
Bubbles then came and sat over beside them. She sat across the rectangular table and gave them a wide grin, "Hey guys!" she chimed in her usually upbeat, preppy voice.
Boomer's face suddenly lit up, "Hey Bubs!"
Lola seemed uncomfortable but smiled at Bubbles anyways, "Hello Bubbles. Thanks again for inviting me."
"Well you are Boomer's girlfriend and this shower is for his nephew, so it only seemed right to invite you PLUS your tons of fun!" she giggled and smiled kindly.
Lola gave her a fake little laugh, "Yeah…"
Buttercup looked out from the kitchen door at Bubbles and Boomer, "Look at them flirting, she's definitely going to win him back!"
Butch was running around in the kitchen trying to make the turkey and chicken. His shirt caught on fire and he wailed trying to pat it out.
"Then again look at that poor Lola chick sitting there uncomfortably, she must be intimidated by Bubbles and Boomer's relationship."
"There not in a relationship." replied Butch putting out the small fire he made.
"Not an official relationship but a relationship none the less." said Buttercup still watching the blondes.
"Stop watching them and help me!" he exclaimed.
Buttercup closed the door, "I don't cook."
"I didn't mean with that." he replied with a seductive smirk. He walked over to her and grabbed her waist, "I've been hungry for a kiss all day."
He gave her a seductive growl and she replied with a chuckle and a roll of her eyes.
Blossom looked at her watch, "Brick where is the food, chips and dip aren't going to last."
"Oh don't worry Butch is cooking, I sent Buttercup to get him."
"Of course you're having the two most untalented cookers cook." she rolled her eyes and wobbled over to the kitchen. She opened the door and announced her arrival, "Hey guys are you-"
She stopped mid sentence and looked at the greens suspiciously, "Why aren't you guys cooking?""What makes you think we weren't?" asked Buttercup fiercely.
"Why are you replying to my question with a question?" asked Blossom curiously.
"Who are you? Nancy Drew?" questioned Buttercup annoyed.
Blossom shrugged, "Whatever all I know is I need some food to serve my guest."
"Well the turkey burned but the chicken's all good." said Buttercup while grabbing the plate of chicken.
"Good enough." she shrugged it off and walked into the main room with the food, "I have food everyone."
Once the door closed Buttercup and Butch took a deep breath, "She almost caught us." he said.
"Yeah so keep your hands off me." she replied in her monotone voice with a hint of a smirk and walked out of the kitchen.
"Well aren't you so smart." said Boomer with a giggle in his voice.
"Naturally." replied Bubbles with a flicker of her lashes.
Lola looked around nervously, "So when is Blossom going to open gifts?"
"That's a good question! Maybe after we eat." Bubbles looked over at the table with the plates of food on it, "Then again Butch did cook, so I'd rather stick to chips and dip."
Boomer laughed, "He isn't that bad of a cook, he made me cereal when we were kids all the time."
"Yes because cereal is such a complex meal!" Bubbles replied sarcastically.
Boomer nodded and said in a serious tone, "Tell me about it, I used to always spill everything!"
Lola and Bubbles giggled. Bubbles pointed to Boomers lip, "Hey Boomer you got something on your face."
Boomer wiped his face quickly, "Did I get it?!"
"Geez, calm down faggot your face looks fine." said Buttercup as she sat beside the blondes, "So what's up?"
"Nothing much!" chirped Bubbles.
"Good then you don't mind if I cut in and talk to Boomer alone." she gave him a serious look.
Bubbles raised an eyebrow confused but shrugged and grinned, "Sure, Lola lets go get some food or maybe just a drink."
Lola giggled and they got up and left the table. Boomer gulped, "What do you want?"
"Are you scared of me or something?" she questioned.
"No!" he replied nervously.
"You should be." she replied in her monotone voice.
"Why is that?"
"Cause I'm going to kill you." she replied in a dead serious tone.
"Excuse me?" he exclaimed quietly.
"Shut your faggish mouth up and listen. You need to choose either Bubbles or Lola, not both! I know once you and Lola started going out you moved out and started living with her, that hurt Bubbles deeply."
Boomer sighed, "I didn't want to hurt her."
"Shut up and listen." he obliged, "Ok well she understood that you wanted Lola but she wants to win you back. Now in the process of that she doesn't realize she's hurting Lola and I understand she probably doesn't care about Lola's feelings, she only cares about your feelings towards her." Boomer nodded, "So you have to step it up and be a man, dump either Lola or stop flirting with Bubbles, your confusing both of the beautiful girls. Now fix the relationship drama you caused." she ordered.
Boomer looked down and started playing with his fingers, "O-okay."
Buttercup smiled and patted him on a back, "Good boy."
Blossom sat down in a little chair surrounded by gifts, "When can I open them?!"
Brick laughed while he watched her, "Soon, we're just waiting for one person to arrive."
"Well screw them!" she said ready to open a gift.
The door to the hall opened up and revealed none other than the Professor. Blossom looked up from the gift and her jaw dropped, "Professor!"
He smiled and took off her jacket and hat, "Sorry I arrived late. Now where is my charming grandchild?"
Blossom stood up nervously and hugged the Professor, "Still in my womb."
The Professor laughed and smiled, "So it's about time I meet the father."
Blossom put her hands together and fidgeted, "Well um…he is-"
"Right here!" said Brick cutting her off.
Blossom's eyes widened, "Um…yeah!"
She grabbed him and hugged him. Brick was startled but put his arm over her shoulder. The Professor stuck out a hand and smiled genuinely, "Nice to meet you."
Brick shook his hand with confidence, "Hello Professor."
"So what's your name lad?" asked the Professor curiously.
Blossom looked at Brick nervously and gulped, she cut him off and said, "Professor, you must be super hungry! Please enjoy our wonderfully cooked food!" she gestured to the table.
The Professor smiled and darted towards the deserts, "Yum!"
Brick looked at Blossom, "He probably doesn't even remember me."
"Well I've never kept a secret from him before and I want to tell him the truth of what happened because if I don't he's going to expect me to marry you." she said sadly.
Brick nodded in understanding, "True, your expecting some hot shot rich guy to come along, sweep you off your feet and take care of you and your kid. The only problem is now you have a kid and me, who is going to put up with your kid that you had with another guy?"Blossom glared at him but he walked away, "Why did he have to make that dumb point!"
"Hey Lola can I talk to you for like just a minute?" Boomer asked shyly
"Time to open presents!" Brick announced.
"Oh after Boomie! I really want to watch her open our gifts!" she giggled and sat beside Bubbles.
Boomer shrugged and sat with Butch in the back of the room while all the girls gathered in the front to watch Blossom open her gifts. Buttercup kept glancing back and giving Butch some seductive faces and he gave them back.
Boomer watched her awkwardly and mouthed, "What are you doing?"
Buttercup's eyes widened and a faint blush appeared she turned back around and watched Blossom. Boomer raised an eyebrow and looked over at Butch, he just looked away and didn't say a thing.
Blossom started to open her gift from Buttercup when all of a sudden she screamed out in pain, "My water just broke!"
Everyone gasped. Buttercup looked at the wet ground, "Ew, who wants to clean that up?"
