Welcome back!
So, I've hit 500 views, and it seems very popular with Irish readers, which I think is weird because:
1. I thought Total Drama wasn't very well known in my country2. I haven't shared this with anyone I know personally.
Without further ado, here's the next chapter (and the terrible pun of a title)
Euro-Drama Roadtrip – Episode 7 – Ukraine, so pull me up!
"Okay," Ruben said, facing the camera. "First things first! Next season, we are going to have some professional writers creating the titles.
These interns have no talent whatsoever – if they're thinking of putting this on their CV (A.K.A a résumé), they can dream on!
Anyways, last time on Euro-Drama Roadtrip, we were off to Poland to have a paintball fight, and on the way, Agnessa and Dani got into a major fight when Dani accidentally called her on 'orphan'
Honestly, I don't see the big deal. It's fact that Agnessa is an orphan who was spotted on the street by Belarusian employees of Cartoon Network.
Also, Marios duct-taped Johannes' mouth;
Hadi and Dani seemed to have hooked-up, and most significantly, Berto tricked Shay into losing the challenge after telling him to shoot fellow teammates Tyge and Alma.
In the end, it was Shay who got eliminated, but everyone later found out about Berto's plan, and with a bit of luck, he'll probably be leaving soon.
I'm mad too, because Russia is the most populated country in Europe, and my inbox is about to explode! With that elimination, more than half of the viewing population has been eliminated, which is never good for ratings. Trust me.
Why can't contestants from smaller countries be eliminated?
But what will happen this episode?
Will there be more couples?
Will there be more sinister plots?
And will there be more Euro-DRAMA?
Find out right now on Euro-Drama Roadtrip!
Lou continued to tap his foot angrily.
"Hey, Lou!" Pavils yelled from the front seat. "Nobody cares about your tap-dancing, so stop!"
"SHUT UP PAVILS!" Lou roared
"Okay, jeez, take a chill pill," Pavils replied.
[Bus Toilet:
Dani (Hungary): This is all my fault! If I hadn't told Lou that he was naïve, this would never have happened! I'm so stupid!]
"I'm so stupid," Dani groaned.
"No you aren't," said Hadi, who was now sitting with her (even though Agnessa had accepted her apology and they were friends again). "You're kind and smart and…"
"Okay, there's no need to be sweet," replied Dani. "Poor Lou. It's my fault he's gotten so angry."
"Sorry, I don't really get it," Hadi said. "Could you explain what happened again?"
"So," Dani replied. "Me and Agnessa were fighting so Agnessa went to move next to Alma, and Lou thought Berto was being immature so he sat next to me, and he said to me – "Berto was so immature. You don't see anyone else on the bus behaving like that," and I told him to look around and pointed out every immature thing going on in the bus, including that Pavils wants him voted off."
"How could he have not noticed already?" Hadi asked. "Doesn't he go to high school?"
"I wonder if he does," Dani said. "Is he home schooled? Is that legal in Cyprus?"
"I don't know," Hadi replied.
"It's illegal," said Marios, who was sitting in front of them.
"Have you been eavesdropping this whole time?" Dani asked, frowning.
"Well, it's more interesting than talking to Symon," Marios replied.
"I'm right here!" Symon yelled angrily. He had a very posh voice. "And I can't believe I'm dressed in such foul clothing. What is this horrible material?"
"Erm…fabric," said Hadi.
"I didn't ask for back-talk," Symon interrupted. "You should have more respect to us rich people."
"What is your problem?" Hadi asked him.
"I don't believe I have any problems," Symon replied. "I'm as rich as can be!"
"I'm not talking about that!" Hadi replied. "I mean, why do you keep taking up these roles. Do you hate showing people the real you?"
There was a pause of awkward silence for a moment, and then Symon said – "I have no idea what you're talking about, you bag of 'scum!"
"Scum?" Hadi repeated.
"Yes," Symon said. "It's what my family have always called people poorer than us."
"Always?" Marios repeated. "Ukraine was communist until 20 years ago. Everyone had the same wealth. That is, unless they got bribes."
"Uh…um…" Symon hesitated for a moment. "I'm going to have a nap," and he immediately fell asleep.
"Wow, he's a heavy sleeper," said Hadi.
"He's probably tired from changing his appearance while everyone is asleep," Marios answered. "I've been trying to stay up and watch, but I keep falling asleep."
"Figures," said Dani.
"Let me change the subject for a moment," said Marios. "Are you two going out?"
"Hmm…" Dani said to Hadi. "Are we?"
"I dunno," Hadi replied. "Er…I guess."
"Maybe," said Dani. "But…we live so far apart. Would it work out?"
"I dunno," Hadi said again. "Would you be willing to convert to Is…I mean…Judaism?"
"Depends," said Dani. "How religious are you?"
"Meh…not that much," Hadi replied.
"Me neither," said Dani. "I guess we'll flip a coin."
"Um…hello!" exclaimed Marios. "You've only known each other a week!"
"Yeah, I guess," Dani said. "Hadi, want some yoghurt?"
"Yes please," Hadi replied, and Dani spoon-fed him.
"I think I'm going to be sick," said Marios.
"You don't know what love is," said Hadi between spoons.
[Bus Toilet:
Marios (Greece): [pukes into toilet]
Dani (Hungary) Was Marios serious? That is pathetic!]
Amanda groaned as she fed yoghurt to Aleksander, who spat it in her face.
"I said pineapple!" Aleksander yelled. "This is banana."
"Hey, I can't help it that I'm allergic to pineapples!" Amanda replied. "Why don't you feed yourself…erm, I mean…um…I don't think that would be so good for me. I'm allergic to pineapples."
[Bus Toilet:
Amanda (Sweden): If you watch a lot American sitcoms like I do, you'd think that popular kids never have allergies, but in real life, that's not how things work.
My main allergies are pineapples, papayas and kiwis. A nerd in my school once told me that was a coincidence since none of them set in jelly.
Where they learn these things, I will never know.
By the way, I am this close to kicking Aleksander out of my alliance.
The problem is I'm still deciding who to replace him with:
Symon is too unpredictable
Adrijana doesn't even want to be here
Zeferino seems to be too much a goody-goody
Johannes doesn't need to be in an alliance, since he can just talk to people to get his own way
And Anka...just might work! I mean, she hates thinking! I'd actually be doing her a favour by telling her who to vote off!
I'll have to break it to Aleksander gently, or else it would be a huge giveaway.]
"How long should it take?" Pavils asked Johannes.
'I'm a smooth-talker, not a psychic,' Johannes wrote down on a notebook because he still had duct tape over his mouth. 'But I'd say in the next few minutes. It's almost 11 o'clock; he should be wakin' up by now. Btw, remind me to kill Marios.'
"Mrrrf! Mrrrff! Mrrrrrrrrrrrrfff!" was a muffled noise that they heard above them. A suitcase dropped below, and vibrated violently.
"This is awesome!" exclaimed Pavils, as the bag zipped itself open. It was Berto.
"How did I get in here?" Berto wondered, and then he saw Johannes and Pavils laughing their heads off.
"Oh, that's nice!" Berto exclaimed. "Just nice! Stuff me in a suitcase while I'm sleeping, why don't you?"
"Trick Shay into getting himself voted off, why don't you?" Pavils replied.
"He deserved to go!" Berto yelled. "You're only upset because he's from a neighbouring country!"
"Oh, not this again," Marios groaned from the back.
[Bus Toilet:
Berto (San Marino): Why is everyone so mad? He should have gone in episode 1! If only the others had let him keep eating the berries].
"So, where are we off to next?" Sanna asked Hans.
"Ukraine, I believe," Hans replied.
"Oh, I love Ukraine!" Tyge answered. "I haven't actually been there, but they always have really good Eurovision entries, and they have those dancers with baggy pants."
"You mean Cossacks," said Sanna. "Yeah, they're cool, I guess."
"Mmm hmm," Tyge replied, leaning closer.
"Yes, this is it!" Pavils exclaimed from his seat.
"You have some Nutella on your cheek," said Tyge, wiping it off.
"Pathetic!" Pavils exclaimed, stomping over.
"Will you quit it!?" Sanna yelled at him. "You're just like those jerks in my school who try to hit on me with their "awesome skinny jeans". Seriously, they look terrible on guys!"
[Bus Toilet:
Sanna (Denmark): Seriously, skinny jeans are the devil! They look fine on girls, but on guys?
Puh-lease! Total turn-off!]
"Skinny jeans are cool!" Pavils whined. "Sure, what do you know? You can't even fit in them!"
Everyone around them went silent in shock.
"That's not how you talk to a girl!" Hans yelled at Pavils. "Now shut up and sit down!"
He stomped off and sat down next to Luko.
"She's right, you know," Luko said. "Skinny jeans do look terrible on guys!"
"Shut up!" Pavils yelled.
[Bus Toilet:
Zeferino (Portugal): What is with all the fighting? Seriously, I came to this show hoping to make some friends, but what did I get? A load of people arguing.
On the bright side, Emilia is nice to me. And Dani as well, and of course, Agnessa. But even Dani and Agnessa were both really mean to Eloise.
I know Eloise was mean to them as well, but surely they could have been the bigger people and ignored her.
Amanda (Sweden): …like I said, Zeferino is a goody-goody.]
"Hey, Lou," Emilia, who was next to him, said. "Could I get out, please? I wanna talk to Adrijana again. Maybe she'll talk to me this time."
"Sure," Lou replied. "I'm glad someone on this bus is being nice."
"Are you okay?" Emilia asked.
"No!" Lou replied. "I don't get it!"
"Get what?" Emilia asked.
"Why is everyone being so mean to each other?" Lou asked. "They should be proud to represent their countries! Why is everybody fighting?"
"I don't understand what you're talking about," Emilia replied.
"Can you not see it!?" Lou exclaimed. "It's all around you."
"Yeah, but it's normal," Emilia replied. "They're teens. Haven't you gone to high-school?"
"Yeah," Lou replied. "But…I guess I never noticed. I must have been too busy drawing and all. Now that I think of it, those two guys in my English class get on each others nerves. And then there are the pageant girls in Art. And there are also some guys in my Greek lesson…"
"Yeah, it's all around you," Emilia said. "But I don't get why you've never noticed. Do you have any friends?"
"Well…um…erm…I don't know," Lou said. "Like, I sit with people in the cafeteria and I've done group-work but…I dunno, maybe we were just…acquaintances?"
"Guess what, Luko!" Pavils said to Luko. "Lou doesn't have any friends in high-school."
"Not a huge surprise," Luko replied, and they both laughed.
"Shut up, Pavils!" Emilia yelled. "Maybe you should shove your super-tight skinny jeans up your ***!"
The five people in the rows between them (Zeferino, Anka, Agnessa, Johannes and Alma) all blushed.
As Emilia sat down, Lou had a shocked look on his face.
"What!?" Emilia asked. "It's hard to escape it."
"You do realize Pavils is wearing sweatpants," Lou replied.
Emilia put her face in her hands. "I'm going to talk to Adrijana," she said.
Emilia was not succeeding in getting Adrijana to speak up.
"Oh come on, Adrijana," Emilia said. "Please!?"
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Adrijana roared. "Why can't you leave me alone!? I don't like you! I don't like my family! I don't like life! Just GO AWAY!"
Emilia smiled for a moment, but then her mood changed. She frowned, and that turned into a fume. Then she exploded -
"I HAVE TRIED TO BE NICE TO YOU SINCE DAY ONE!" she roared "I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED A FRIEND! YOU SEEMED VERY LONELY AND I THOUGHT YOU COULD USE SOME COMPANY!
AND WHAT DID I GET IN RETURN!? YOU TRIED TO PUSH ME AWAY AT ALL COSTS! WELL, GUESS WHAT!? YOU CAN BE MISERABLE FOR ALL I CARE! AND DON'T COME CRYING TO ME WHEN YOU WANT SOME COMPANY FOR ONCE! YOU ARE AN INSULT TO YOUR FAMILY! NO, AN INSULT TO SLOVENIA!"
"That's fine by me!" Adrijana yelled. "I hate Slovenia. And every other country in the world, especially the Netherlands, thanks to you!"
"Fine!" Emilia yelled.
"Fine!" yelled Adrijana
[Bus Toilet:
Adrijana (Slovenia): I actually kind of respect her for that. What am I saying? She stinks!]
The bus skidded along the road for a few seconds before grinding to a halt.
"Arrggh, my ears!" Adrijana complained.
The 23 remaining competitors walked out of the bus to meet, the dreaded, Ruben.
"Welcome contestants!" Ruben said. "To Ukraine!"
"A country of brilliant people!" Symon said.
"Erm…yeah, I guess," said Ruben. "So for today's challenge, we were going to bring you all to Crimea a force to walk through the war…"
The teams gasped.
"…but, the borders were shut off, so we decided to instead bring you to Chernobyl…"
The teams gasped again.
"…but, the EBU said that if one of you is exposed to nuclear radiation we might get sued by your family, so we decided to instead make a simulation of a nuclear power-plant, so, for today's challenge, the first team to make it to the end of the simulation before any other team wins the challenge. The last team there faces elimination. There will be a reward as always – and trust me, this one is awesome! So, without further ado, this is the simulation you will have to get through."
He pressed a button on a remote and the wall they were standing in front of dropped. Marios nearly got squashed by it but he ran away just in time.
[Bus Toilet:
Amanda (Sweden): Darn it! So close!]
In front of them was a forest that was completely covered in bright green paint.
"Wow," said Adrijana sarcastically. "That looks very dangerous."
Emilia groaned.
"I know, right?" Ruben replied.
"Now, you will start in 3…2…1…GO!"
The 23 contestants quickly rushed to be the first to the finish, except for Adrijana, who went as slowly as possible.
"No, no, no and no!" Anka yelled at her. "We are not losing this challenge because you feel like dawdling behind. You're coming with me!"
"If we lose, you can just vote me off," Adrijana replied.
"That's not the point!" Anka yelled again. "I still want the reward, whatever it is!"
"Come on, think about it…" Adrijana replied.
"Yawn, I hate thinking," said Anka, and she grabbed Adrijana and made her sit on her shoulders.
"Put me down!" Adrijana screamed. "Come on, please!"
"Let me think about that," Anka replied. "Oh wait, I already know – NO!"
Adrijana scowled at the camera.
[Bus Toilet:
Adrijana (Slovenia): Why is she so mean to me? What did I ever do to her? It's so unfair!"
Wait, what am I saying? I hate her too! Why am I feeling all tingly?]
"Okay, lovebirds, you've had your little session, now go your separate ways!" Alma complained.
"Shut up!" Dani yelled, and she continued to run as she held Hadi's hand.
"I don't know about you, but I don't want to lose three times in a row," said Alma. "And if you know what's best, you'll agree with me and…"
"ALMA, SHUT UP!" Dani and Hadi yelled.
"You've done nothing but push me around the last few days!" Dani exclaimed. "Why don't you annoy Berto? He threw the challenge yesterday!"
"Fine, I'll do just that!" said Alma, and she stomped off.
"Don't bother!" Dani yelled. "Pavils beat you to it this morning."
[Bus Toilet:
Dani (Hungary): That girl is getting on my nerves. Why could there only have been three girls on my team? Emilia is okay, but Alma is so annoying!]
Lou and Zeferino were running beside each other.
"So…um…how's the contest?" Zeferino asked Lou.
Lou took four seconds to reply – "Oh, um, not great, really."
"Why not?" Zeferino asked.
"Everyone is acting so obnoxious," Lou groaned.
"For example," said Zeferino.
"Well, Pavils wants me voted off just because of my attention span, and he keeps harassing Tyge and Sanna and saying they should kiss."
"Speaking of which," Zeferino replied. "Look!"
Lou looked behind him.
"No, the other way!" said Zeferino.
Lou looked ahead. Pavils and Luko were standing between Berto and tossing around his sunhat.
"Hey give that back!" Berto complained, trying to jump up and catch it, but he wasn't tall enough.
"Oh, for crying out loud!" Lou groaned, and he stomped over to Pavils.
"What is your problem!?" Lou yelled at him.
"Oh, my problem?" Pavils replied. "Why don't you get out of my face?"
"Why do you keep annoying everyone?" Lou asked.
"Me, Tyge, Sanna and now Berto!"
"You have to attention span of a goldfish, Tyge and Sanna need to shut up and kiss already and Berto got Shay voted off."
"Oh," Lou replied, and he looked like he was about to walk away when he continued. "Wait, why do you even care about Shay? He's not on your team!"
"Well, I like to look out for him," Pavils answered. "Because…erm…I'm nice."
Luko spluttered into laughter.
"Shut up, you!" Pavils yelled. "Now, where was I? Oh yes, I like to look out for other teams, because it's simply a nice thing to do."
"Nice!" yelled Lou. "What do you know about nice!?"
"Oh come on guys," said Zeferino. "You don't have time…"
"Not now, Zeferino!" Lou complained. "Pavils, why don't you…"
"Should we just go?" Zeferino asked Luko.
"Sure," Luko replied. "If our team loses, they can only blame themselves."
"Okay, then," said Zeferino. "I'm going to go find Agnessa."
"Well, that's good, because I'm going to find, erm, someone!" Luko replied.
[Bus Toilet:
Luko (Serbia): Remember when I said Pavils and Sanna could have been a couple? Well [Serbian swear word] to that idea!]
Emilia stomped glumly along the painted path. Paint was sticking to her shoes, but that was the least of her concern
[Bus Toilet:
Emilia (Netherlands) [crying]: I have never felt this low in my life! Usually I'm so upbeat and full of energy, but thanks to Adrijana, I feel terrible
Adrijana (Slovenia): Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around. Still, I can't help but feel a little bit sorry for her. Why do I suddenly feel bad for people? What is this feeling coming over me!?]
"What is the meaning of life?" Emilia groaned to herself, as he stared at a stone. "You try to stay positive but then some rude teenage girl comes along and crushes your faith in the human race! Why…ARRRGGGH!"
Emilia was knocked to the ground by Sanna and Tyge. Tyge had been pushing Sanna's wheelchair at a very fast speed and then they'd crashed into Emilia.
"Oh my gosh, I am so sorry!" Tyge exclaimed.
"It's fine!" Emilia snapped. "Worse things have happened to me today."
"Are you okay?" Tyge asked her.
"No!" Emilia replied.
"Do you want a ride?" Sanna asked. "There's plenty of room."
"Yes please," replied Emilia, and she sat next to Sanna on her wheelchair, and Tyge pushed them along. "Adrijana is so mean to me! I try to help her and she pushes me away every time."
"Don't mind her!" said Sanna. "It's her loss."
"I know, I know," Emilia replied. "But I just had a feeling that I'd be able to help her. I have a bit of an instinct with that kind of thing. But I guess you can't be right every time."
"It's okay," Sanna replied. "Do you want a hug?"
"Yeah," Emilia replied. "Can we speed up a little? I don't want to get to the finish last."
"Of course," said Tyge, and he began to push harder.
"Aren't you tired?" Emilia asked.
"Nope," Tyge replied. "If I feel tired I just ignore it and the feeling goes away."
"Wow," said Emilia. "So, how's the contest for you, Sanna?"
"It's okay," Sanna replied. "There are some nice people on my team, like Agnessa and Hadi and Tia. There's also Katerina, when she isn't ranting about being a Balkan girl.
But you know who isn't nice? Pavils!"
"Oh, I know!" Emilia replied. "He's got a grudge against Lou for no good reason. He's just like those jerks in my high school who go around…"
"…thinking they're cool because of their super-tight skinny jeans," the two of them said together.
"There's so many of them in my school," Sanna replied. "And they always give people in the chess-club swirlies. I know some nerds are jerks, but they only do it because they're weaker than them."
"Well, that's the high-school food chain for you," Emilia said, laughing.
"The what?" Tyge asked.
"The high-school food chain," Emilia said again. "Have you never heard of it?"
"No," Tyge replied. "What is it?"
"It's an unwritten list that determines how popular students are," said Emilia. "It usually has the jocks on top, and the cheerleaders, then there's the preps, and the break-dancers and the athlete's are pretty high up there too.
Then you have the artists and…"
"I am so confused," said Tyge. "Are big high-schools like that?"
"Why, how big is your school?" Sanna asked.
"The school is in a remote rural village, and there's 60 students," Tyge replied. "And there's only 15 in my class, and we all get along with each other, even though we have some differences. So, let me get this straight, in your schools, everyone's, in different…erm…what's the word?"
"Social groups?" Sanna asked.
"Breeds?" Emilia asked.
"Yeah, social groups," Tyge replied. "So, what breeds are you guys in, and how high or low are you on the food chain."
"Well, I have my own little group of friends who are girls," Sanna said. "We've been friends since elementary and we've never really drifted apart. Is there a name for that?"
"I don't think so," Emilia replied. "Though not everyone is in the food chain. I think I'm a basket case – though to a lesser extent. It's more complicated with girls."
"Well, you learn something new every day," said Tyge as he continued to push.
Zeferino had just found Agnessa.
"Hey, Agnessa!" he called out.
"Hey," she replied, as she continued to run. "So, I'm sorry about yesterday. I never knew you'd forget how to speak English."
"That's okay," Zeferino replied. "I'm glad you two apologized."
"So, I, erm, wanted to ask you something," said Agnessa.
"Okay, what?" Zeferino asked.
"Well, I was wondering, if, well, you know…" said Agnessa.
"Yes?" Zeferino said hopefully.
"Oh, I just forgot, heh, heh," said Agnessa and she dashed off.
"Erm…okay," said Zeferino.
"Hey, look, we're nearly at the finish!" exclaimed Sanna to Emilia, as she was pushed on her wheelchair by Tyge.
"What, already?" asked Emilia. "But it's only been half an hour!"
"Must be a budget cut," said Sanna, and the three of them laughed.
"And Sanna, Tyge and Emilia are the next to reach the finish!" Ruben announced.
The only two who that had already arrived were Luko and Mirzo. This meant that the Brakes had 6 more to come, the Gases had 6 more to come and then Clutches had 4 more to come.
Tia was the next to arrive.
"Phew," she said. "I made it!"
"And the Brakes have 5 left to arrive!" Ruben announced. "The Clutches have 4 more members left and nobody from the Gases has arrived yet. Who will be next?"
Agnessa, that is, and she ran so fast, she was completely out of breath.
"Are you okay?" Sanna asked.
"Too…tired…to talk!" Agnessa replied.
"So, there are three more Brakes to come!" Ruben announced. "But who will come to the finish line next?"
Anka arrived next, and she was still carrying Adrijana on her back, and the Slovene was screaming her head off.
"PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN!" Adrijana screamed.
"You've been yelling that for half-an-hour!" Anka yelled back. "How many times to I have to answer?"
"None, since we're at the finish," replied Adrijana.
"Anka and Adrijana are the first to arrive for the Brakes!" Ruben announced. "You have five more to go!"
Katerina arrived next, with Stela not far behind.
"And there are now 3 Brakes, 5 Gases and 4 Clutches to arrive!" Ruben announced.
Dani and Hadi rushed to the finish line, and they were followed by Marios, who looked very confused.
"What was that about?" Marios asked.
Alma stormed to the finish line. She was covered in green paint.
"I am going to kill you!" Alma yelled at Dani. "I can't believe you pushed me to the ground."
"Believe it, doc," Dani replied.
[Bus Toilet:
Lou (Cyprus): Agnessa and Dani. Heroes or Villains? Who knows?]
Amanda puffed to the finish-line as she was carrying Aleksander on her back.
[Bus Toilet:
Amanda (Sweden): I know what you're thinking, I'm pathetic! I should just ditch Aleksander on the spot!
But if I do that, everyone will know about the alliance and they'll try to vote me off. I guess I'm stuck with Aleksander in the alliance.]
Zeferino and Johannes arrived next. The latter still had duct tape on his mouth.
"Well, it looks like you're lost for words, Johannes," said Ruben, laughing. Nobody else joined him.
"Oh come on!" Ruben complained. "So, there are 2 Brakes, 1 Gas and 1 Clutch left! But who will come next? Only Pavils, Lou, Symon and Berto remain."
Berto rushed to the finish line, while Symon followed behind casually.
"What was that for!?" Anka complained. "You cost us the win!"
"Oh, like I'm going to listen to someone as lower-class as you!" Symon yelled. "Cheap little…"
"Oh, you don't mess with Anka Makovic!" Anka yelled, and she tried to grab Symon but Amanda and Stela pulled her back.
"Oh well, at least we didn't lose the challenge," said Amanda sympathetically.
"Actually, nobody lost," Ruben said.
"What!?" everyone answered in disbelief.
"That wasn't an elimination challenge. That was a reward challenge," Ruben announced.
"Damn, I thought we were finished with those in Total Drama World Tour," Marios complained.
"Don't worry, Marios, we're still having an elimination challenge today," said Ruben. "We'll get started once the two bickerers get here. In fact, I won't wait. Hans, get them on your golf cart!"
"You do it yourself!" Hans yelled back.
"You'll be fired if you don't," Ruben reminded him.
"That's not true. You don't have power over me! It's the producers who pay us!"
"Fine, I'll do it myself," Ruben groaned and he got on the golf-cart, and he immediately drove it straight into a wall, but it didn't matter, because Pavils and Lou had just arrived.
"Oh [poop], we lost the challenge!" Lou complained.
"And it's all your fault!" complained Pavils.
"What, how is it my fault?" asked Lou. "You were the…OUCH!"
Tia had grabbed both of their ears.
"Is that enough to make you shut up!?" she asked angrily.
"Yes," the two of them whimpered.
"Good," Tia said, and she let go. "Now the good news is, we didn't lose the challenge. The bad news is, we might lose the elimination challenge."
"What is our reward anyway?" Marios asked Ruben.
"Well, since you asked, Marios," Ruben replied. "First of all, you and the other five members of the Clutches are immune for today's vote!"
The seven Chillin' Clutches cheered
[Bus Toilet:
Alma (Croatia): Yes, no losing three times in a row for us! Whooo!]
"And, along with that," Ruben continued. "You get to watch the Brakes and the Gases do their elimination challenge!"
"What's so great about that?" asked Marios
"Oh you'll see…" Ruben replied mysteriously.
So, what is this mysterious elimination challenge?
Here's a hint, it's got to do with one of the reasons that Tyge loves Ukraine.
Too subtle? Too obvious? Tell me what you think the challenge will be in the reviews. What do you know, you might actually be right?
Thank you to everyone who has actually read this far. I really appreciate it!
Bye!
