Disclaimer: Do not own 1Direction... They're people, duh. But the plotlines and OC's I do own. Another author helps and gives me input ;)
Caroline Flack doesn't exist in this muthafucking fanfiction :)

SuperBass
(Sorry, couldn't help but throw Caroline in this :))
Zumba and Ballet rehearsing: http:/www . polyvore . com/cgi/set?id=46597888

10:30 am
Harrys alarm loudly rang through Megans flat. The cat was gone from his chest and there was a note stuck to his forehead. It was written in pink pen on light pink paper.
Morning! :D
Clothes out the dryer x Hanging up in my room :)
water and electric back on ;)
louis came by with some money for shopping for yours (you're his bitch now) :)
there's cereal in the top cupboard, fruit in the fridge, juice and milk in the fridge
coffee/tea/hot chocolate in the dishes next to kettle x
enjoy Radio interview! :D
Megan xxx

Harry laughed and pushed himself up off the couch. There was one thing that made him scratch his head. Were they back on or not?
He made himself a good breakfast and the shower in the bathroom stopped. Was Megan back already? Harry looked at the clock on the wall. Only half ten. Zumba was in half an hour. She couldn't of been back. He continued to pour himself Cornflakes when Megans roommate walked out. He was waling down the hall with a towel around his skinny waist and he was drying his hair with a towel. Her roommate let out an earpeircing shriek when he saw Harry. HArry jolted and dropped the spoon onto his toes and hit his head off of the cupboard infront of him. Harry shouted making the roommate scream even more. They looked at eachother shouting and screaming.
"Stop screaming, stop screaming" Harry tried to quieten the roommate. The roommate was shaking.
"Who are you?" Her roommate asked. He was gay. It was really plain to see.
"I'm Harry. Who the hell are you?" Harry replied.
"Jerome. Megan's roommate... Why are you here?" Jerome asked in his thick London accent. "Wait... Wait... Harry? As in... Styles?" Jerome started to squeal again. "God have my heart! Harry Styles is wearing my clothes! He's eating my cereal and using my spoon!" He started to grin.
"Yeah, but please calm down. Please... I'm very tired and I have to be somewhere very shortly" Harry proceeded to pick up the spoon from the floor and wash it off.

At the interview
"Sorry I'm late! Sorry I'm late!" Harry said, rushing into the BBC radio studio. The boys looked up to see Harry breathless" I was shopping for SOMEBODY!" He looked at Louis who was sipping tea.
"Thank you, babe" Louis winked. Harry walked into the studio as they waited to be called on. "Did you get everything?" He asked. HArry drew him a look.
"Did you think it was funny to put polka dot paint and a left handed screwdriver on the list ? I couldn't find it in Sainsbury's. Or Waitrose or Morrisons!" Harry sighed. Zayn handed him some Red Bull. "Thank you!" He said, guzzling it down in a one-er. Harry groaned and sighed. Niall chuckled. Harry looked at him.
"I asked nearly every shop assistant if I could buy some. They looked at me as if I was mental" Harry said.
"It is quite funny" Liam smiled, flipping through the paper.
"Boys!" Chris said from the door, holding his arms out for hugs. Louis got up and gave him a hug, then Zayn and Liam, Niall and Harry. "Are we all excited?" He asked. They all nodded. Chris looked at Harry. "Why so glum?" He asked.
"I'm not 'glum'. I'm tired from doing someone's shopping. I hit my head on a kitchen cupboard, I dropped a spoon on my toes and had a screaming competition with Megans roommate!" Harry said with a small smile. Louis chuckled loudly.
"Mmm, what kind of cereal did you have?" Chris asked. Harry just looked at him and Chris escorted the boys into the other studio. "We're on in five minutes so if you just put these on and wait for the 'On Air' light to switch on" Chris winked. The boys done as instructed and were left alone whilst Chris made himself a drink.
"So... Did you enjoy the theatre, Liam?" Zayn asked. Liam nodded and smiled at Louis who was looking at Harry who was staring at the side of the table.
"It was spectacular. It was so moving. Danielle and I cried at the end." He laughed quietly but regaining himself. "I could see a tear in Harry's eye too." Liam pointed out. Harry looked up with a blank expression.
"What? I heard my name" Harry said. The 'On Air' light flashed and Chris rushed in.
"Thirty seconds, Mr Moyles." A man with a clipboard smiled before closing them all in.
"Eurgh! Niall, have you farted?" Zayn asked. Chris chuckled and Niall had to compose himself.
"Hello and good afternoon, you are with me Chris Moyles and with me, Chris Moyles, I have the hottest boyband at the moment sitting opposite me. It's not The Wanted. It's not Big Time Rush... It is..." Chris strung out, pointing to Niall who put on his Voice over man voice.
"One Direction!" He said.
"Yes, that was our very own, Niall Horan! They are here today to talk to me, Chris Moyles about their upcoming album, girlfriends and kissing tragedies. Ladies, please hold onto your knickers. Your children are listening too" Chris laughed. The boys chuckled and Harry just sat quietly. "So boys! Tell me something-" Chris started.
"Anything" Louis smiled.
"When will your album be released? Before Halloween- Only two weeks away, folks- After Halloween, before Christmas? Tell me" Chris encouraged. The boys thought.
"Err, well we can't really say anything about when it's getting released- I mean, we don't even know, do we boys?" Liam asked.
"No" They chanted.
"But we reckon it'll be before Christmas" Zayn said calmly, "But there will be some surprises on the album that might come as a bit of a shock to you" Zayn chuckled to himself.

Chris and the boys talked inbetween songs about their personal, private life. Harry barely said anything. "We're coming to you first, golden boy after this song" Chris winked, pressing the play button and taking off his headphones. "Be ready because we're getting callers in" Chris laughed. He left the room and Harry brought his phone out. Megan had text.
'1. Can you tell Louis that he's very very good at the rumba?
2. Are you ookay? :)' She tagged a picture of a cat with it's head tilted to the side.
'Why aren't you talking alot? I've never heard Zayn talk so much in one session xx ;)'
Harry smiled and Liam had noticed.
"I have not seen you bat an eyelid this whole interview. Are you alright? You look a bit pale" Liam leaned over to him and Harry nodded with a smile.
"I'm alright. Bit hungry." Harry smiled, "Oh, Louis!" Harry said, grabbing Louis' attention. "You're very good at the Rumba apparently" Harry laughed. Chris came back in and introduced the listeners again.
"It's now Harry-Time! All about Britains very own Mr Styles!" Chris laughed, "We have some callers with questions, Harry. Are you ready?" Chris asked.
"Fire away" Harry said.
"Alrighty! First Caller; Sarah from East End-" Chris said before a Harry spoke.
"Hi, Sarah!" Harry charmed, leaning forward onto the table.
"Hi, Harry. My question is; Who is better company to keep- Megan or Caroline? And give an example" Sarah asked. Everybody looked at Harry.
"Megan. Without a second thought. She's so random. There was one time, it was the night before we left for LA and she just burst out into the Superbass rap. When it got to the chorus, Danielle, Liam and Megan done the 'flossing' dance. By the end, we were all Ghetto-ing" Harry chuckled just remembering the moment, "Oh my God, it was hysterical. I think there's a TwitVid on Twitter somewhere" Harry smiled.
"Yeah, didn't you join the ghetto butt popping, Niall?" Louis joined in. There was full on laughter from the boys.
"So, Sarah from West End, I would say Megan." Harry chuckled. The boys were still laughing when it moved onto the next question. Niall even got up and started popping. The laughing got worse and Chris Moyles was almost crying with tears. "Next caller, please?" Harry instructed.
"Hi, Harry! I'm Janet!" A hyper high pitched voice squealed down the phone at him.
"Hi, Janet! What's your question for Harold?" Liam asked, taking over from Chris who was still laughing at Niall's moves.
"Er... What song do you sing to yourself when you're alone in your room or in the tourbus?" Janet asked. Harry just smiled.
"It has to be 'Sexy and I know it'. I dance to it and everything" Harry admitted. "I flex and work out to this song, man! Come on!"Harry laughed, "It's on my YoutubeRepeat list" He admitted.
"Can we get a video of you dancing to it?" Niall asked. Harry just looked at him and shook his head. "Can we get a picture of you flex, then?" Niall asked.
"Yeah sure" Harry chuckled, taking off his headphones. Chris got his phone out just as Harry started to flex. He done the 'almighty'pose. Then he done 'Fi-ah Powah!'. "This is how I roll. Haters gonna hate" Harry laughed, flexing again as he went through the song in his head.

"Look at that body, look at that body" Louis laughed.
"Girl look at that body" Liam joined in.
"He works out!" Zayn smirked. "Four times a week!" Zayn said, turning back to face Chris Moyles. The red light was flashing on his phone and Zayn waved at the camera. "Do the wiggle! Harry, do the wiggle!" They all encouraged. Chris played the song and they all got up, standing behind their seats. "Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH!" They all done it, "Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH!" They shook their hips and done it a final time. They all took their seats again, smiling and/or laughing.
"Alright, so, Janet; I sing Sexy and I know it" Harry said, "Next caller please?" He instructed.
"Hi, Harry! I'm Megan! I love love love you!" The caller said.
"Hi, Megan... What's your question?" Harry asked. He looked at the boys with a confused smile.
"Oh, erm, ah... Well, where'd you put my towel this morning?" Megan asked. Harry screwed up his eyes.
"What? Is this a joke?" Harry asked all defensive, "How do you know I even used a towel this morning?" He asked. The boys screwed their noses up and the line went dead. "I used a towel this morning" He told them. "I think it was a joke. Strange." Harry sighed, "OK then, final caller please?" He requested.
"Hi! Hi, Harry! Hi, boys!" The voice chirped, "I'm Amy!" She giggled.
"Hi, Amy. What's your question for Harreh?" Zayn asked.
"I've literally just went onto Sugarscape this very minute and you and Megan are all over the front webpage. Some pictures are you two kissing and the other is that you're walking into her flat" Amy said, "Can you explain it?" She asked. Harry's eyes widened and bit the inside of his lip.
"Er, well this kiss was a makeup kind of kiss. And, er... I slept on her couch! That's it!" Harry got defensive again and started to bounce his knee. Louis patted his shoulder and nodded with a smile.
"Harry, are you and Megan back together, then?" Liam asked. Harry just went into his quiet, staring mode and shrugged.

In the theatre, Megan and her dancers were getting closer and closer to the radio which was downstage centre on the stage.
"Er... I- Uh..." Harry tried to form sentences.
"YES, YOU FOOL! TELL THEM!" Megan shouted at the radio. There was a growing tension.
"We need an answer, Mr Styles" Louis said to him in his Gameshow voice, "Can we get five seconds on the clock?" Louis laughed.
"I think so!" Harry said. Megan jumped back and put her hands to her mouth. She happily jumped in the air. Megan danced in the middle of the stage.
"Well that is just great for you two. We'll be right back with a live performance from the boys and a Megan exclusive! Don't be jealous! Be back in ten after Paolo Nutini and some Sak Noel! Don't go anywhere!" Chris said before the show cut to Sak Noel. Megan couldn't help but smile the rest of the rehearsals. Her movements were sharper than ever until she started to cough and sneeze.
"Are you alright?" one of her dancers asked with a gentle touch of the shoulder. Megan nodded.
"Fine. Just- Don't know where it came from." Megan laughed, wiping her nose and continuing to dance. "Pa du bourret, pa du bourret, pivot, bow." Megan like to audibly describe what she was doing. She would never got it wrong that way.
"Breaktime!" The choreographer shouted just as the radio came back on to the interview. Megan was halfway through her Nicki Minaj rap when her phone rang. Answering her phone as it rang, Megan stretched.
"Hello?" She asked.
"Hi!" All the boys said down the phone. "Were you busy?" Niall asked.
"Yeah. I was on my break doing nothing. "Megan laughed making Harry smile from the other end of the phone.
"We've heard alot about you, Megan" Chris said to her down the phone. "We hear you have a talent" He chuckled. Megan straightened up.
"What have you told him, Harry?" Megan asked with a big smile.
"We hear you can rap" Chris said. Megan sighed and brought her loose curls over her shoulder.
"Can't everybody do that rap?" Megan asked.
"No. You sound exactly like her when you do it though!" Liam and Louis said.
"There's bad words in it though!" Megan tried to wriggle out of the rap.
"I know it. We can beep it out" Chris said. "Don't be a spoilt sport" He chuckled.

Before they could even get ready, Megan was off. Rapping her heart out. The boys were popping to it as she rapped. Chris just listened in awe. Niall done his booty pop and Chris filmed it.
"It's like it's her... Wow!" He said to her, starting to clap. Megan just laughed. "Anybody would be lucky to have a girl who sounds just like Minaj" Chris chuckled. Megan smiled and started to stretch again. "Now of course, Megan, being Harry's girlfriend, you must have fans of your own, right?" Chris queried. Megan shrugged.
"I didn't know that- I mean, people came up to me in the street in LA, but I thought it was because I was English" Megan said seriously.
"Oh,ho, she's funny. I like her. I'm following you on Twitter right now!" Chris said.
"We like her too" Zayn said down the phone. Megan let out a sneeze and sighed.
"Bless you" Harry laughed.
"She's a nice looking girl too, Harry." Louis noted, "Don't forget that. Beautiful..."
"Beautiful face. Beutiful personality" Liam joined. Megan nodded and the choreographer was calling them all back in.
"Right, well, we'll let you go but we hope to see you at the BBC Radio 2 halloween party on the 31st" Chris offered.
"I'll be there!" Megan said before the connection was lost. She once again sneezed and sniffled.