Do you ever wonder why people love wearing bracelets? I sure don't. Do you love wearing them? Me too! But what about your all time favorite villain with a super messed up backstory? Yep. He does too. Vaati the Wind Mage was addicted to bracelets. You never knew it, but he had five bracelets of any kind on his wrists in those cool sleeves. Ones of many colors, and sized, and even ones with charms. Yes, boys can like pretty things too. No homosexuality needed.
But one day, before Vaati could go another day looking for the light force, he was having trouble figuring out what five bracelets to wear. If he even was to encounter that brat Link, he would at least look his best. He went to a bracelet specialist(yes they exist) to help him. The colour of bracelets for a day a villain would finally find what he was looking for? Perfect purple and red, to match his outfit. Although it's the same outfit he has had since like 456 hours ago so it's pretty gross if you ask me but AANYWAYS...
So soon enough Vaati encountered the stupid kid Link and he was so mad at Vaati for what he did to Zelda that he was tempted to just stab him right then and there. But Ezlo stopped him before he could make one movement towards Vaati. The purple grape on the other hand, was admiring his own bracelets. He gushed at how pretty they were, and all of a sudden, the only thing to gush was blood. His hands were chopped off! No longer was Vaati to be addicted to bracelets, because Link had enough. Ezlo wished Link never learned how to hate weirdos.
I've been having heart pains almost every day recently. I'm not sure what is happening to me, but I just now had a real bad one, so I'm going to complain to my dad about it right now. If I stop updating I'm probably being hospitalized or something. I don't know. Review please! I love to see them!
