I'm back

I'm back! So yeah…I think some of the earlier chapters are retarded. 'm turning this into story format because I hate complicating the lines, plus it's against the rules...I'm too lazy right now to see who is still left in the story, so If I leave out any characters, tell me.

MURF

"Okay, so…" Kammy started. "Where were we?"
"Ya forgot already!?" Waluigi complained. "Somethin' called 'Dark Room'."

"Oh yes. Well it's only been what, almost a YEAR since we-Anyway, let's start!"

She waved her magical wand once more, with triangle, circle, and square surrounding it, and sparks flew out, the shapes disappearing.

"AND…nothing happened." DK said, and munched on a banana.

"My wand is out of power. I need to charge it."

"What kind of wand is that if it needs to be charged!?" Daisy asked.

"Well excuuuuse me, prin-

"OVERUSED LINE! SHUT THE HELL UP!" Diddy screamed. It really was overused.

"Really, how DO you raise your kids?" Luigi asked DK, as if DK were crazy.

"They…ya know, I really don't even know them that well…"

"You ARE a bad father!"

"I'm an UNCLE!"

"Same damn difference!"

"ANYWAY…" Kammy continued, "How will the game go on now?"

"I have an idea!" Peach answered, and tripped in her somewhat drunken state, trying to give a small toy to Kammy, but instead smacking her in the face with it. "Oops."

"Ouch…Bitch…" She mumbled. "What is it?"

"IT'S A GAME BOY!" A giddy Toad answered. "I have one at home!"

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Yoshi asked.

"How do I work this thing?" Kammy questioned Peach, fiddling with the buttons and directional pad. "I hate technology!"

"You old hag, you need to wake up!" Bowser scolded her.

"Just give it to me." Toad snatched it away. She just sat in a nearby chair and watched Toad "work it". "Well, this thing already has a random game thingy, so just press A to start it, and B to stop it. And then, when you get to the screen with the game on it, press A to start, or B for practice."

"Okay, seems simple enough. So what now? Who's up?" Mario asked.

"I…I lost count. Just someone volunteer to go and I won't let you go again until everyone has."

"Okay." They all replied to Kammy.

And a "Fuck you" most likely coming from Diddy.

"I'll-a-go first!" Mario stepped forward. "But…where was I?"

"Who fucking cares, start from the beginning!" Said Diddy, again.

"And where is the board?"

"Make a new one, dammit! Toad!" Diddy shook him wild, and hissed at him, "Dooooo iiiit!"

"Umm…alright…" He inputted a series of commands. "Does it matte-

"NO DAMMIT!"

"Alright!"

One push of the A button and Delfino appeared on the screen. "Here comes Delfino Plaza!"

In an instant, the floor had turned to nothing, and Delfino was what they saw.

"FUCK! NOT AGAIN!" Mario shrieked.

Everyone fell into an abyss of blue, clear skies, obviously not where they had been before. And there was nothing to break their fall.

"This is getting REALLY annoying!" Peach screamed out.

"DEAL WITH IT, WOMAN!" Mario shrieked again.

"WHAT!?"
"I, SAID, DEAL-

"SHUT UP!"

BAM! They all smacked into hard pavement. Wario, who had been in the bathroom, and with his pants down, was impaled by a statue; in the head.

Everyone else…just had minor injuries.

"I CAN SEE MY SPINE!!"

Kammy safely landed on her chair, and only had a sore rear.

"Oh…does this "Game Boy" have healing properties?" She asked Toad, who was pretty close to dead. His mushroom cap was torn halfway through, revealing some of his tiny brain.

"Y-yes…hurry…do something before I start screaming…"

"And how would I do that?"

"It says "Heal" right on the…screen…!" He gasped.

"So how do I push it?" She asked stupidly.

"Press-

"Wha? What do I press?"

He already died, along with everyone else. Kammy just continued to stare.

"You didn't tell me what to do!"

"OH MAH GAWD, WHAT DID YOU DO!!"

Some locals happened to notice everyone dead on the street, right in front of a fruit stand. How did they not notice them in the sky? Some watermelon turned into bloody, slushy ice-cream.

"I didn't do it!" Kammy answered immediately. Most of the natives started to question her. Like why their statue now had a dead, naked, fat man on it. But that was not important.

"Then what caused this!? Global warming!?" One asked, bearing a child and a set of fruit.

"Der…If I say yes, will you believe me?" Kammy asked back.

"Probably."

"Then YES!"
"You're crazy!"

"NO, all I need to do is find out how to use this Game Boy."

"AND you're retarded!"

Ignoring that last comment, she fiddled some more with the GB, until finally, after pressing everything at once, everyone came back to life. And the Natives couldn't have been frightened more now then ever.

"How many times have I had to revive everyone!?"

"Does it FUCKING matter!?" Diddy answered, as harshly as usual.

"Really. Please? With the language?" A purple Native asked. "How old are you anyway?"
"I'M-…Ya know, I really have no idea. But I CAN tell you that I recently showed signs of puberty." They stared in horror.

"…Thank you for informing us on monkey behavior."

"You're not welcome!"

While Diddy argued with them, everyone else started to concoct ideas and plans on how to continue. Wario was harassing some of the Natives, and also the judge of the court Mario was sentenced in while spending his "Vacation" here.

"I heard this place was used a lot for vacation and tourism, but I never visited." Daisy started conversation.

"Delfino is annoying. It's boring, there's always people and things that attack me and throw shit at me, and Bowser here gave me a bad reputation. They still hate me after we solved the problem!" Mario complained, upset from the start. Someone threw a melon at him. "See?"

"That's your stupid fault." Bowser countered, but no hit. Someone was still throwing fruit.

"FUCKING STOP!" Diddy, who angered the Islanders, retreated and blocked his head to avoid all of the fruit flying at him.

"How dare you touch me like that!" A woman chased him with fruit and a long stick.

"That's what he gets for being a d-OW!" Yoshi was bonked on the head by a giant orange. "You assholes!" He picked it up, ate it, and spit juice at them; and to no effect, either, only making them shake and make displeased noises.

"We should try and make peace now, this is getting so annoying." Luigi suggested. "Or leave, at least.

"Der…" All thought in unison. "Okay."

"WAIT!" DK interrupted. "What happened to that TV-

He was interrupted this time by the same crew taping the event live, quickly descending on a helicopter. It almost crashed because the pilot does drugs during flight to keep calm due to aviation-related fears. Luckily someone took over.

"GREAT, these guys are back!?" Daisy complained, and fiddled with her hair until it was perfectly the same. Everyone had forgotten they were on TV because of how random the party was getting.
"Let's get a move on so things can get somewhat interesting, and I'm sure that the TV peoples want to talk to viewers like they're five-year-olds." Luigi suggested again. Waluigi slapped him. "What was that for!?"

"For suggesting something when we don't even know who you are, Luigi."

"B-…Alright, can we go n-STOP IT!" Luigi, after being slapped twice, was fed up with everything.
"Fine. Let's go then." Kammy led everyone to the middle of town, where the giant Shine Sprite was located. Diddy was still arguing with locals on the way. Where's Wario?

Maybe they would have to clean up graffiti by traveling through graffiti portals?

ANYWAY, just finishing this chapter to start things up again. Thanks to whoever is still reading, and review!