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"IN THE NAME OF!" Obi-Wan bellowed, bounding to his feet.

Anakin reddened. "Uh.. oops," he grinned sheepishly, and snatched his comlink. "Artu-tu, Artu-tu," he called frantically.

The lil' blue droid didn't answer, being extremely annoyed.

Chancellor Scalpatine had finally finished his little Spanish story, and now stood up, brushing imaginary dirt off of himself. "Ugh, so uncivilized," he grimaced, disgusted with the Jedi.

"Who?" Anakin asked. "Because if you're talkin' about Obi-Wan here, I totally agree with you, dude."

Obi-Wan glared at him. "Thanks very much, Anakin," he snapped.

"For?" Anakin questioned, raising an eyebrow.

Obi-Wan groaned and plopped back on the couch, covering his forehead with his hand. "What did I do to deserve this.." he mumbled.

"I got no answah for ya, 'Bi-Wannie," Anakin replied sadly, shaking his head in failure.

CRUNCH-A MUNCH MUNCH! MUNCH, MUNCH, AAAA-CRUUNCCH!

Anakin and Obi-Wan whisked around to look at Scalpatine, who grinned sheepishly, his wrinkled old mouth stuffed to the brim with tortilla chips. "Mmwhat's ma matter mith mou?" (What's the matter with you?) he asked, mouth completely full.

The two Jedi grimaced. "Ugh, so uncivilized," Obi-Wan groaned, turning back to the couch.

"I agree," Anakin... uh...um...agreed.

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Came the warning signal by the pilot's seat. The Jedi and the Chancellor, along with his bag of tortilla chips, rushed over to the panel and saw that they were coming in to Moronuscant, (Pronounced: Mor-on-uh-scant) very, very quickly.

"Quick, open all matches, extend all caps and dragons," Anakin said hurriedly, pressing buttons like there was no tomorrow. With him being the pilot the other two weren't sure there was going to be a tomorrow.

Obi-Wan and Scalpatine stared at him, obviously freaked out. "Open all what, extend all what and what?" Obi-Wan squeaked, eyes widened with confusion.

"You heard me," Anakin snapped, still pressing buttons.

Scalpatine and Obi-Wan looked at each other, and then back to Anakin, who was ignoring their stares.

"I think he means 'throw open all catches, and bend all maps and flagons," Scalpatine interpreted, straightening his robes pompously before stuffing more chips into his mouth.

Obi-Wan stared at him wide-eyed. "It can't be," he stated, shaken, "It can't be!"

"Well then what DID he say?" Scalpatine snapped angrily, "I was the master interpreter of weird people and future Sith lords at my academy! I think I know what he said, thank you very much!"

Anakin snorted. "Geez, thanks for callin' me a weird person... uh... uh...weird person," he stuttered, not able to think of another name to call Scalpatine.

"Nice comeback, genius," Obi-Wan tittered, rolling his eyes.

Anakin glared at him before whisking around and pressing buttons more furiously than ever.

Obi-Wan plopped down in a seat and twiddled his thumbs, very bored. "Are we there yet?" he whined, staring up at the ceiling again.

"We get there when we get there!" Anakin snapped, swiveling around in his chair in rage.

"Which is when?" Scalpatine asked, filing his wrinkled nails. (Can nails be wrinkled? Dunno.)

"WHEN I SAY SO!" Anakin roared, seething.

"And do you say so?" Obi-Wan questioned, raising an eyebrow.

"I SAY SO!"

"Really?"

"YES!"

"Are you sure you say so?"

"I'M BLASTED SURE I SAY SO!" Anakin screamed, pounding furiously on the panels, causing most of them to sizzle into smoke.

"Juuuusst checking!" Obi-Wan replied merrily, and began to clean his boots.

Anakin was fuming and glaring at Obi-Wan, while Scalpatine laughed. "Good, Anakin, good," he chuckled, still cleaning his nails. He glanced up at Anakin. "Kill him," he spoke suddenly, "Kill him now."

Anakin glared at Scalpatine and abruptly drew out a detonator, all the while keeping his gaze on the Chancellor.

Scalpatine paled, tightening up. "No! Don't kill me, I-I'm too weak!" he squealed, putting his hands in front of his face.

Anakin smiled evilly, and Obi-Wan made a loud and annoying guffaw.

At that moment, the ship broke in two, and the front part holding the three idiots went zooming towards the ground of Moronuscant. But they didn't know it, being too incredibly stupid to realize that very very very very very important and worth knowing detail.

Obi-Wan suddenly happened to glance out the window and noticed that they were speedily flying downwards to the ground of Moronuscant. "Nice day for flying, isn't it," he remarked, twiddling his thumbs.

"Oh, marvelous," Anakin muttered in response, not really paying attention to what his former master was saying.

"And it's also wonderful how we're flying in Moronuscant this time of day, you can really see all the lovely skyscrapers," Obi-Wan continued.

"Simply amazing," Anakin mumbled sarcastically, scribbling on a piece of paper with a glittery bright pink pen he had found earlier.

"And the blue sky dotted with puffy whites makes it look all the more beautiful," Obi-Wan went on.

"Astonishing," Anakin muttered.

Scalpatine looked at Obi-Wan, confused. "Puffy whites?" he echoed. "What are those?"

"Oh, you know, clouds," Obi-Wan replied nonchalantly, still twiddling his thumbs.

Scalpatine nodded knowingly. "Ah," he replied, and flipped another page of his 'People' magazine, where he saw that his favorite actor, George Balooney, was in the new movie 'Dairyana', which also starred Rat Flamin' and Fernanda Feet. "Hmm, I wonder if that's good," he muttered, and went on to read all about it.

SCREEECH! The ship suddenly lurched violently as it hit the ground, which sent the three buffoons flying to the floor.

"AAIIIEEEE!" Anakin shrieked, "I'm going to die!"

"IN THE NAME OF!" Obi-Wan hollered, holding on for dear life to the Chancellor's discarded sombrero. Why, I don't know.

SCCREEECH... the ship slowly to a stop, and the three sighed.

"Another sappy landing," Obi-Wan remarked glumly, rising to his feet and brushing off his boots.

"You can say that again," The Chancellor agreed.

"Another sappy landing."

"I didn't really mean that."

"Well then why did you tell me to say it again?"

"It's just a figure of speech, you idiot!"

"Well how in the galaxy was I supposed to know that! You should say what you mean!"

Scalpatine pouted, snatched his hat back, put it back on his head haughtily, and stormed out of the room.

Anakin and Obi-Wan glanced at each other, shrugged, and followed him towards the exit. On the way there, Anakin drew out a couple detonators and blew up a few more rooms, with Scalpatine shrieking wildly, Artu-tu screaming in annoyance, and Obi-Wan ignoring the entire charade. They were finally put on an air bus that took them to the senate offices.

Well, well, well, since I got so much more writing done, I don't have to even think about this story for AGES! Well, not ages, but I don't have to bother about writing it for a while. I ONCE AGAIN DOTH COMMANDE YE TO REVIEW! He he, I love that.