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"You did great Squirt, and I gotta give DX some props, letting me enjoy you being completely wet again…brilliant."
"Shut up you smart ass. Now lets move our asses, well mine, it has to be back in the DX locker room like now." I said running out he door, only to find Jeff beside me, making sure I got there ok, because I shouldn't be left alone the way I looked right then…not that he should be running the corridors almost naked. We go to the DX room, and a camera was near there, so I got into character.
"Ok, you wait in that supply closet and I'll bring your stuff back." I whispered, pointing to a closet on the other side of the corridor.
"Thank you…"
"Helen, Helen Tarnation" I said softly.
"Thank you Helen" I opened the door to the DX locker room, to find another camera.
"Thanks for that boys, I needed a shower" I said, fake smile in place and sarcasm coating my voice.
"We know." They answered.
"So what are you doing to Hardy's clothes?" I asked, finally seeming eager. They knew I had to give him his clothes back, as part of the mock up script that they wrote up for the night.
"We're not sure yet, probably just hold them here."
"Real original. It's about as good as emptying his bag, replacing all the clothes with chicks and giving him that." I said before rolling my eyes.
"Good idea, hey guys, the chick had a good idea."
"What are we doing?" Shan asked coming in from their bathroom and throwing me a towel, which I wrapped around my wet body.
"Replacing Hardy's clothes with the Diva's …two pranks in one." Paul told him.
They upturned all Jeff's stuff onto the locker room floor before taking the bag and running from the room. I stayed and put the clothes on the floor in a plastic bag and walking out the door, camera in tow. I knocked on the closet door, and Jeff opened it. I put the bag into his hands.
"Listen carefully ok?" Jeff nodded. "They're gonna put Diva's clothes in your bag and take it back to you. So you've gotta I dunno roll up your pant legs so they don't notice or something" Jeff thanked me and ran for his room. I leant back on the wall and the cameraman left, after saying good job. I walked into the DX locker room, and into the bathroom to dry off, by the sink I see a new purple and black mini, my shirt, a 'Vince loves cocks' shirt, and two black bags, I open the bags and to my relief they are filled with underwear, I took until I find some I like that fit me and get changed. In my mind thanking Paul and Shawn. I wrote a note for them to find when they got back. I grab the bags and leave for the Diva's locker room. After five minutes of searching I found it, I'm pretty sure I went round in a circle too.
Being polite, I knock on the door. A really tall brunette answered the door.
"Hi, I'm Maria, you're that Helen Tarnation right?"
"Yea, I'm Elsie, I was actually just going to return the underwear that you guys leant DX to lend me, that was really nice."
"It was nothing, did you find anything?"
"Umm, yea, thanks"
"Come in, Come in." She opened the door more, and I followed her in.
"Elsie, this is Mickie, Amy, Candice, Beth, Ashley and Lillian. Mickie, Amy, Candz, Beth and I are on Raw, Ash is on Smackdown and Lil is the ring announcer on Raw."
I received a round of hi's and how are you's. Then a Latina chick walked into the locker room.
"Hey Mel" Mickie said.
"Hey guys"
"Mel, this is Elsie. Elsie this is Melina, she's the only one of us who plays a heel. But we love her anyway because she's pretty much an angel."
"Umm, hey"
"Hey, you a new diva?"
"Kinda"
"Nice to meet you then."
"Thanks"
"So how did you end up here?" Candice asked.
"Well my neighbour, umm boyfriend actually, invited me to come." I said blushing a bit.
"Who is it? How long have you been going out?" I heard all at once.
"Well we only met a few days ago, but I dunno, it was like love at first sight."
"I know who it is" Ashley shouted above the awe's that were coming.
"Who?" Amy asked.
"Jeff" Ash answered. All the Diva's looked at me and I nodded.
"How'd you know that?" I asked Ash.
"It's pretty obvious with the set up of tonight." As said, then the other diva's nodded. The door opened and some fake boobed, bottle blonde came in.
"Out of my way, fabulousness coming through." She said ultra chirpy. Half of the divas shuddered at the sound of her voice. "Who's the new meat?"
"Who want to know?" I asked defensively.
"Just the best wrestler, not to mention singer here."
"So where is she? All I see is silicon and bottle blonde." A wave of oohs came from the divas.
"Bitch. I am the shit, I run this show and nobody gets to say otherwise."
"I bet I can think of one of my friends that say otherwise."
"And who's that?" Bottl-o-bitch as I've now dubbed her asked.
"My mate Paul"
"Oh, that's who you are, the slut who's panning after my man"
"Your man?" shit I hope this isn't Stephanie McMahon.
"Yes, my man, Jeff Hardy. The guy you've been following around all night looking like a lost puppy." Oh no she didn't.
"Listen Bottl-o-bitch, I don't know who you think you are, but Jeff Hardy is not your man"
"Me? I'm Jillian Hall, and Jeff and I are meant to be together."
"Jillian the only one who thinks that is you…so don't even" Mel came into the conversation.
"Shut up Melina. Just because you can't keep a man, doesn't mean me and Jeff can't be happy."
"It's Jeff and I." I replied before punching her right in the gut. The divas were shocked. And I thought they were angry at me.
"My god girl, thank you so much, I've been dying to do that since she started to sing" Mel said, as they gave me a group hug.
"Oh Elsie, whose lingerie are you wearing?" Maria asked, seeing the bags again.
"I don't know, who owns this?" I asked, pulling up my shirt to reveal a black bra with purple skulls over it. The divas looked at Ashley.
"Damn" I heard Mickie say.
"Okay pay up people" Ash said.
"You guys were having bets?"
"Hell yea, we all had on own stuff, except Maria, who had money of Mel's. So pay up bitches." I laughed at them, and left the room, heading back to the DX locker room, the way I had come…may as well not get lost going the quick way right.
