It's The Same Old World

A/N: Yay, the plot can now progress but nothing really happens here. Thanks for favouriting and, or following!

Thanks for leaving a review: Templar's Creed, GreyJedi1, ThrillSeeker5, The Ghost Who Walks1

To RoseZemlya'sFavouriteFan: That's certainly a very interesting idea which could make a lot of funny situations however in my fic, I'm afraid it's only going to be Connor and Haytham. Perhaps you could write your own little story?

To MerlinTardis: OF COURSE I KNOW AND WATCHED MERLIN (yes it's where I got 'clotpole' from)! Thanks for the encouragement!

To Anyahe: Pocahontas is indeed a lovely film, yeah she is one BAMF! You should have seen me when I was playing sequence 9 on AC3, hnnnggg that was my favourite part of the game! I'll try to update!

To Change of Heart-Good and Evil: Well if you do see any gaming characters walking around (not cosplayers), do let me know! Just wanted to show the sensitive side of the Grandmaster ^_^

To GenesisinTwenty: Aww, thanks for the praises! Omfg you were 'smiling more than Holmes tracking kidnapped children's footprints' – love that line!

To violyss: Ohhh, don't worry dear, just glad we've cleared that up! I can imagine a massive house party with all the Assassin's raving and getting pissed! Yay, i'm so thrilled this is brightening up your moods! 'Princess of Darkness' indeed, well you've got to lighten up with a few comedies' here and there! If Suba had a tv show I'm pretty sure it would have to be on pretty late because of the language and themes!

To darkraistlyn: You are too kind, dear! I'm definitely not perfect but it's very uplifting to be told that I can write sassly and make up colourful curses!

To LightUpTheNight178: Oh hello old bean! Yesss it's very fun to imagine that, isn't it ehehehe!

To NuhaH: Thank you and welcome to my fanfic! Yes, I'd do the same as you as well. Hmm, that's a pretty good question about Ziio, she probably can paint with the colours of the wind because she's just awesome!

To xSaerin: I think the creators wanted to make it more original to actual fact, because Pocahontas did marry John Rolfe. Tumblr made me realise the similarities between the couples! Yes just the whole internet is my lifesaver (and destroyer). Assassout –love it!

To Lachy The Nerd: GTA 5, tsch tsch tsch! Nah, I'm just kidding, don't worry its fine! Oh goodness, be as cynical as you like! I want to know the weaknesses of the plot or style of writing- I wish to improve my skills so any critical reviews are completely fine! Suba's a fangirl, she'll never let tiredness get in the way of 'fangirling', yeah she'll definitely always see the attractiveness of those two, I'm afraid. Sorry if it's a bit all too fangirl-ish, it is written by one .

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Chapter 11: In which we dine on Saturday morning breakfast

What a wonderful sleep! It's been ages since I've slept like that. Look, the sun's coming through the curtains and you can just hear the beautiful sound of…of deep muffled voices.

Zounds! I'd forgot about the Grandmaster and his Assassin son. Urghh, I'm just going to stay in bed for a few more minutes. Wait! Let me check if I've got any replies from the message I'd left on the forum.

Excitedly, I grab my phone and see that I've got two replies. Only two?! Feeling, slight disappointment, I tap on the response.

"Fuk of u anon trol!"

Helpful. Extremely helpful.

"Yeah, I share a flat with Ezio Auditore, LOL =]! JK ;P! Sounds like a funny idea for a fanfic story though, go to !"

This is a bloody serious matter, not a laughing joke!

With a groan, I slither out of bed and check on the guests.

"You were the one who-"

"Quiet! I just heard something!"

"Just me, guys." I assure from behind the door. "Can I come in?"

"Oh, Suba, it's only you. Yes, you may enter." Haytham replies in relief.

Peeping my head through, I discover Connor sitting fully clothed, on the floor, his dark caramel, almost black hair, slightly tousled but still up in a half-pony tail. Haytham leans against the wall on the bed, in just a vest and shorts, his tanned muscular arms and legs on full display, the ends of his loose jet-black hair touching his broad shoulders.

Oh, by the tears of fangirls, I am witnessing Haytham and Connor's morning selves. Huh ho, now I can imagine perfectly what it's like in the morning after a 'steamy' night with any one of them.

"Good morning, Suba."

"Morning, Haytham." I answer back. "Morning, Connor."

The younger man nods back, "Good morning to you too."

"Right, I'm just going to pop into the bathroom then you guys can use it. I won't be long!" I declare and carry out my daily morning routine.

After finishing, I call out that I'm done, proceeding back to my bedroom to dress out of my pyjamas then head downstairs to make breakfast. I make several slices of toast, remembering the way Connor ate last night and put the kettle on. Once it had boiled and the toast was done, I set out the food on the dining table with some butter, jam and Nutella. As I'm about to get the tea out, Connor enters the kitchen with his nose in the air.

"What is this peculiar smell?" he enquiries, sniffing. "It smells somewhat like toasted wheat?"

Well, he is meant to be an excellent hunter.

"Close!" I smile. "It's toasted bread. Do you want to start breakfast now?"

"Oh, well if you are eating then…"

"Yeah, of course! It's just in the dining room. You can start without me I'm just making some tea, would you like some?" I ask, opening the lid.

He nods and I pop tea-bags into two mugs. "Sugar? Milk?"

"Two heaped teaspoons with some milk, please, Suba."

Damn, Connor sure does have a sweet-tooth!

Measuring out the exact requirements, I add the sugar, pour the water and a trickle of milk then present it to him. He takes it appreciatively and ambles to the dining room. Quickly making my own beverage, I follow Connor and sit opposite him. He's now munching on his toast and I suggest spreading Nutella. After taking a whiff of it, the half-Native liberally applies it and takes huge bites of newly topped toast whilst I butter mine up.

"You've already started breakfast without me?" Haytham's drawling voice says in mock offense from the doorway.

"Oh, sorry Haytham, we were too hungry." I respond earnestly, facing him. "How about some tea to make it up to you?"

With a beam, the Templar takes a seat at the head of the table. "That would be wonderful, Suba. I prefer my tea black with only one teaspoon of sugar."

I flounce back into the kitchen and make another mug of tea, bringing it carefully to his waiting hands, immediately thanking me he then takes a sip.

"Ahhhhh…" Haytham closes his eyes, exhaling out aloud and completely relaxing his body.

Dear lord, this man will be the end of my ovaries! You can't just let out an almost sexual sigh in front of me, especially if you are a Georgian Templar DILF!

"That was perfect, Suba, thank you!"

"Eh, no problem, Haytham." I squeak, causing Connor to shoot me a look of confusion. Clearing my throat, I regain my normal tone. "So…how was sleep last night?"

Both men stop what they're doing and stare at each other.

"Guys? Was everything ok?"

Haytham starts, "I believe we attempted to out-watch one another. It appears we do not trust the other enough."

"What, you stayed up all night?!" I gasp. Shit man, I really didn't think it was that bad of an idea to make them share a bed!

"Do not worry, Suba, my father fell asleep before I did." Connor calms me.

"How were you to know?" retorts Haytham touchily. "How are you sure I wasn't feigning sleep?"

Rolling his eyes, just like his father, Connor replies simply, "You were snoring."

Hold up people! Did I just hear that the Grandmaster snores?! HAYTHAM KENWAY FUCKING SNORES!

"At least I don't sleep spread-eagle, taking up more than half of the bed." snaps the Englishman indignantly.

Aww Connor you cutie-pie! Can I just eat you up?! No, Suba, you can't do that otherwise you'd be a cannibal and most importantly, you don't know how to cook like Dr Lector!

That final comment silences the argument and Haytham triumphantly digs into his breakfast with a smirk whilst Connor grudgingly finishes a rather large pile of toast by himself. When we've all eaten as much as we can, we clear the table and wash up the mugs, plates and cutlery.

"Right, are we all set to go?" I ask once we finish cleaning.

"Yes, but we're leaving in this attire?" questions Haytham, brows raised in puzzlement.

"Yeah." I begin slowly. "You'll be in those for no more than an hour, I swear! It's just we need to buy the new clothes and as soon as we've brought them, you can wear them, ok?"

"Do not be so fastidious, Father." interjects Connor addressing his parent primly. "Suba had the kindness to clothe us, feed us and house us. We should be grateful guests and not cause her much trouble."

"Oh, Connor, really it's nothing! I understand Haytham's-"

The older man interrupts, "No, no, Suba. Connor is indeed very much correct. We should depart as we are once you are ready."

"Alright then, let me just get my stuff." I bound upstairs, into my room to grab my phone and purse then sprint back down to step into my pumps. "Ok, Haytham, Connor, you're going to have to wear sandals."

Rifling through the shoe cupboard, I toss out two pairs of flip-flops. Us Asian's never run out on the supply of flip-flops. I'm not even joking, there's always spare sandals in any Asian household.

"Just put that in between your first and second toe." I explain but see only bewilderment crossing their faces so I take off my shoes and demonstrate how to wear the flip-flops. "Like that, ok?"

"Oh I see!" murmurs Haytham slipping into his pair and taking a few steps whilst Connor watches his father patiently, his already put on. "It's remarkably comfortable."

I snatch the keys from the drawer by the front landing and do a last minute check on all the items and guests. "Yup, I got everything let's go guys!"

"How are we travelling?" queries Connor as I reach the front door. "Do you have steeds or carriages?"

Turning back to face him, I grin wildly and exclaim, "Oh, it's even better than a carriage, Connor. We're going by car!"


Extra A/N: I'm glad you all enjoyed that birthday chapter, the feedback was lovely, thank you for reviewing: ThrillSeeker5, Illusa, Violyss, Meyer331, theHuntress101, Anyahe, Change of Heart-Good and Evil, GenesisinTwenty, Lachy The Nerd, Anonymous.