Ok this is the next chapter, Title : THE EGGMAN

Vegita's face was as red as a red vegetable, rhubarb perhaps

He grabbed the dragons neck and started choking him.

"gggohaa" the dragon mumbled

Unfortunately for the dragon, Gohan was too busy tenderly stoking his tail.

Dende seeing this jumped as high as he could in the air and landed next to Vegita

"Let go of him or I'll I'll heal you!" 'Threaten' Dende

Eddie and one eye where in a village

"One eye" said Eddie

"Yes one leg" replied Smithy

"I have two legs!" shouted Eddie.

"Whatever you say One leg" said smithy walking off towards a scantly clad lady

Tein was interviewing a few musician

"next" said Chotzu

A man with one earring walking in

"what instrument do you play?" asked Tein

"I smash my head into walls it make good sound" said the man

"where else have you preformed?"

"I hit many places too numerous to recount"

"Tell Tein or I'll smash you head though the nearest wall" commanded Chotzu

The man fell into a fit of laughter

"I warned you" said Chotzu and he kicked the man into the nearest wall

The Man went straight though into next door where they keep half of all the thumbtacks in the world so as to increase the value of the remaining thumbtacks and help the new world economy.

"That was a good sound" said Tein, Chotzu nodded

"Your hired!" said Tein

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Krillin started to pull apart the shell of the pink egg

"the contents must be good if its this hard to open" thought Krillin gradually cracking the shell.

Videl landed on a planet to get some food blowing up planets was hungry work.

"pretty lady come here" said a man with one eye.

Videl raised her hand.

"You're an alien" said the man with one eyebrow "You must be in search of the Seven magical Golden Fish"

"Why would I want fish?" said Videl

"Well, once all seven are gathered, the gatherer will be granted a wish by the great fish named Fishlong!" explained the man with one eyebrow.

"Where are this fish?" asked Videl.

"If I knew, I would have two eyebrows wouldn't I" said the man with one eyebrow

"You die now" said Videl

"Wait I know of a device that can pinpoint the exact location of the fish"

"Go on"

"It is owned by the Dan Giro he built it in his secret lab as is out looking for the fish as we speak"

"Congratulation you have nearly won your life back, to win it back you must pay for my meal and tell me what this Giro looks like" said Videl walking into an expensive restaurant.

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The shell cracked open and a pink mist came out

"WHERES THE MEAT" Exclaimed Krillin

The pink mist formed into a semisolid body, it start groaning

It formed four limbs and a head

"I've near seen that before" said Krillin "or have I?"

The pink shape lunged towards Krillin who simply dodged it

"Too slow" said Krillin as the pink mass lunged again

"My turn" said Krillin as he kicked the pink mass it just went though the otherside

"Huh" said Krillin as the pink body hit him in the face.

Krillin launched a rapid attack formed of 32 punched and 12 kicks

"Take that" said Krillin.

The pink mass just reformed

"Okay let's try that again" Krillin launched the attack again this time with ki induced fists.

The pink mass just reformed, then threw a blast at Krillin.

Krillin knocked the blast back

The creature changed its skin to act as a trampoline and so the blast came back

Krillin threw a more powerful attack which swallowed up the previous blast a blast a hole in the pink creature's torso. But it reformed

"Darn you Kakarot!" shouted Krillin 'I wonder what a kakarot is?'

Krillin fired fifty two short intense beams at the pink mass.

The pink mass reformed and Krillin could have sworn it laughed.

'Okay' thought Krillin 'all or nothing' and he powered up his muscles started bulging

His face went red and his top layer of skin started burning off revealing his peach skin

"Land, sea and all the living creatures, please lend me your energy" said Krillin 'what on Namek am I saying, have I been to Namek, was it nice, was there ice cream, do I enjoy Ice cream, what's my favourite flavour, what flavours are there um ...chocolate, banana, some sort of red berry,' Krillin thought.

As this was happening he was gain energy from every moving thing on the planet.

Krillin shot out his arms and fired his beam of assorted colours.

Next time on Blue Butts

Will Krillin's blast destroy the pink reform able thing?

Will Chotzu go to anger management?

Will Dende go through with his threat and heal Vegita?

Will One eye Brow man earn his life back?

Find out next time!