The Fact Files of the ZPD
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We have here, for all of you, a collection of facts and observations regarding Zootopia's finest... and even some people who aren't members of the ZPD. These are all true...ish.
FILE 012: Bonnie & Stu Hopps
01. Bonnie hops.
02. Stu hops.
03. Only three litters of Bonnie and Stu's offspring were ever conceived on purpose.
04. Sometimes, when no one is looking, Stu Hopps likes to put on a train cap and pretend that he is a conductor.
05. Bonnie and Stu have had sex with each other over 784,923 times since they first started dating.
06. Bonnie and Stu's first litter of kits were conceived two years before they were married.
07. Stu Hopps has a gambling addiction, and he has gone to rehab for it over twenty times in the past two years alone.
08. Bonnie Hopps can remember the name of every single child she has ever produced.
09. Bonnie's favorite drink is lemonade.
10. Stu's favorite drink is lemon-flavored iced tea.
11. Bonnie and Stu Hopps each own at least 16 pairs of the same pants and overalls, 24 pairs of the same underwear, 24 pairs of the same socks, and 42 of the same shirts.
12. Bonnie Hopps can pat her head, rub her tummy, and hop on one foot at the same time.
13. Stu Hopps once lost a drag race to a snail.
14. When Bonnie has trouble sleeping, she performs complex math equations in her head.
15. Every single child on the Hopps farm has walked in on Bonnie and Stu en flagrante delicto at least once.
16. After a tragic accident involving a telephone pole and a traumatized rescue worker, trampolines are forbidden in and around the Hopps homestead.
17. The weasel who Stu plays cards with does not cheat. Stu is just that terrible at playing cards games.
18. The names of Bonnie and Stu's first two offspring to be born were Ugh and Lee. It took the nurse and attending doctor three hours to convince the pair that these were terrible names.
19. Stu once dug a series of underground tunnels so expansive that they caused half of Bunnyburrow to collapse and sink into the ground.
20. Bonnie's maiden name is Bonnie Clyde.
21. Bonnie and Stu are not rabbits. They are hares.
22. When Bonnie was born, her mother almost wrote Bobby on the birth certificate instead of Bonnie.
23. Bonnie Hopps has a secret passion for driving MONSTER TRUCKS!
24. Stu Hopps once owned a pet rock. Tragically, it had to be put down after Stu and his family found moss growing on it.
25. Stu Hopps had dated two other does before meeting Bonnie. She was the only one he ever slept with.
26. Bonnie had dated three other bucks before meeting Stu Hopps. He was the second one she ever slept with, and the only one she ever truly loved.
27. Bonnie and Stu Hopps share a love as intense as a thousand burning suns. Everyone in Bunnyburrow has to wear sunglasses and sunblock when they come into town.
28. Bonnie and Stu Hopps love their family.
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