Chapter 12

Yo mama's so dumb that a stupify spell actually made her smarter.

Fred and George dashed outside, weaving in between students, trying to get Seamus off their tail. It wasn't working. Fred looked behind, knowing it would slow him down and that he would probably run into a tree, but he had to know how much distance was between them. Seamus was right behind them. Soon George had to stop, panting for breath. Fred didn't last much longer.

"Gred, I think we need to start doing laps,"

"Agreed. Outrun by a third year. That's just sad mate," Both of them sat panting on the ground, too tired to do anything else.

Seamus walked up to them with a huge smirk on his face. The twins were never really afraid of anything. Except their mum but then again, everyone was afraid of their mum when she was angry so that didn't really count. This time was no exception.

"He's a 3rd year. What can he possibly do?" Fred whispered to George, who just shrugged in response.

Seamus pulled out his wand, and muttered something barely audible. Then the twins heard,

"Yo mama's so dumb that a stupify spell actually made her smarter," Outraged, they both started to shout, but all that can out was the sound of crickets chirping. Seamus walked away, fully knowing something was going to happen to him but it was worth it. It was totally worth it.

Yo mama's so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim.

"What's that?" Ron asked, pointing to a thin brown stick that looked slightly like a wand in Hermione's hand.

"This," she replied motioning to whatever it was, "is a Slim Jim. It's a dried piece of meat…" Ron tuned out as she rambled on and on about Slim Jims and how they were made and such. That's when Ron got an idea.

"Hey Hermione,"

"Yeah?"

"Yo mama's so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim,"

"WHAT?"

"You heard me,"

"RONALD BILLIUS WEASLEY!" She screamed, causing everyone in the common room to stare.

"How do you know my middle name?"

"Ginny told me," She said with a smug look on her face.

"I'm gonna kill her," he mumbled as he stalked off to find his sister. Hermione was so amused at his reaction, she totally forgot what he said. At least for now…

Yo mama's so ugly that Voldemort took one look at her and killed HIMSELF!

"Hello Ron," Hermione said ever so sweetly. Ron just looked up, fully expecting to get jinxed or hexed.

"Your mother really should've been the one to face Vol…" Ron began to cut in but Hermione glared at him until he shut up.

"She should really should've been the one to fight him because yo mama's so ugly that Voldemort took one look at her and killed HIMSELF!"

Ron's face began getting red, and he looked pissed.

"Now we're even," She said, before hurrying away to the girl's dormitories. Revenge WAS sweet.

Ok I lied. I thought I would be able to get this up by Monday but it turns out I couldn't. And I'm deeply sorry for that. Now that Christmas break is almost over though I should have more time since all I'll have is school and I won't be running around doing random things with my friends. Thank you everyone who is reading this and reviewing and who added it to story alerts and their favorites and all that. Please review and HAPPY NEW YEAR.