Wow... Lots of reviews... . Eighteen!!

Yay!! ^^

Mkay teh vote stands

Mello and Matt live- 4

Mello and Matt die- 0

Undecided- 0

So Ima guessing they're gonna live XD

Good. They ish awesome, and I like writing Mello fighting with Tsukia.

Okays, new question, how should they live?

I'll try to put in some TsukiaxNear fluff from now on. And If/when I do a sequel it will most likley be TsukiaxNear.

This chapter includes... Bitch slaps, Tsukia awakening her inner Mello, and public transportation. Much insanity. Hooray! X3

Quick note- Tsukia actually slept through the whole mafia thing with Mello and the explosives. Since Near isn't shown for the rest of that I thought I would just have her sleep XD *Is lazy*

Anyways...

Enjoy ^^

I could see bright colors. Not fireworks on the fourth of july bright colors. More like 'oh shit I seemed to have dropped a match into the gas tank of my car' bright colors.

"Tsukia, wake up already."

I groaned and stuffed a pillow over my head. "Nu."

"You've slept enough. Now get up before I push you off the bed."

"I swear if you do that I'll take all of your toys and put them in the trash compacter- ACK!" I yelled, falling on the floor. "You little bastard."

Near twirled a lock of his hair. "Well I did give you a warning."

I stuck my tounge out at him, getting up and walking over to the desk in my room.

"How long was I asleep...?" I asked, grabbing my leather jacket off of the back of the chair and putting it on.

"About a day and a half."

"WHA?!" I blinked. "Damn. What did I miss...?"

"Oh, not much really."

"In other words I missed everything?"

"Yep."

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"Damn." I muttered, sitting in my chair, leaning back so I stared at the ceiling. (My chair! Hiss...)

So Mello set off an explosion...? What the fuck was he thinking?! That idiot...

It's not like I wasn't scared. I mean, one of my only friends just effing BLEW HIMSELF UP, but I knew he wasn't dead. The blonde wouldn't let something as insignificant as an explosion (In his opinion. I have accessed my inner Mello. Fear me and get me a god damn chocolate bar!!) get in the way of his goal.

Still... That bastard is gonna die.

My eye twitched in annoyance. I still hadn't forgotton. The next time I see him he is going to get his ass kicked.

Near sat on the floor in the middle of a fort he had built out of legos playing with toy cars.

I smiled as he added in sound effects. What? It was kinda cute.

... Shut up.

"Near, if you don't mind me asking, what do you think of all this? What are your thoughts on this case?" Rester asked.

"The current Kira is foolish and over confident." The albino said. "Not to mention unusually couperative with the task force."

"Yeah... I seems odd that he would give them his notebook... I mean, I know he doesn't want Mello to have a notebook of his own, but, wouldn't he be at the risk of the task force keeping the notebook and using it against him? What if he left a fingerprint on it or something...?" I mused, spinning back and forth. "It doesn't seem worth the risk if you ask me."

"Exactly. Kira is so couperative that I suspect he is working hand in hand with them." He picked up two action figures and put them on the wall of his fort.

"You think so?" Rester asked.

"That would make the second L and Kira," He took the helmet off one of his figures. "One in the same person."

"Makes sense." I said, still spinning.

"What?! T-that can't be... Are you serious?!"

"Dude. He's made ONE joke in all the years I've known him. What do you think?!"

"Yes I am." The albino said, ignoring me. "Having said that, I'll admit I'm only seven percent certain."

Riiiiiigght...

"Don't worry commander Rester." He continued. "Making assumptions is part of an investigation. If we're wrong... All it costs is an apoligy."

Rester didn't look so convinced.

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I walked into my room, and flopped down on the bed.

I wonder how Jikei and Shatei are...

I rolled to the side, then blinked, noticing a letter was on top of my pillow.

"Eh...?" I grabbed it and ripped it open, only to discover a blank piece of paper.

"What...?" I muttered. Why would someone leave a letter with no message in my bedroom.

Unless...

I held it up to the light. Nuu... Nothing.

"Tch! Screw it."

I bet it was just a joke or something to piss me off...

I sighed, resting my head on one hand and using the other to hold onto the paper.

Why does everything in my life have to be so complicated...?

I thought, running my fingers over the surface of the sheet. Suddenly I stopped.

... What was that...?

There seemed to be a dent in the paper. Quickly I ran my fingers over it again. There were letters!

Ah hah! Oh yeah. I need an award for this one.

I picked up a pencil and another piece of paper and ran my fingers along the indents writing down the message. It was simple, but easy to understand.

Tsukia

Your mad

I know

I'm in town

Come here

Then there was an address. He had used as little words as possible, but it was still legable. Stuffing the paper in my pocket I got up and pushed the door open.

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I got off the bus (Damn public transportation... Stupid albino midget not letting me get a car...) and walked into the alley.

Hmm... Where the hell is he...? Bastard...

I sighed, closing my eyes and leaning against one of the worn brick walls.

Well this is boring...

I wasn't nervous like before, when I returned to Wammy's. Before I didn't want to kill anyone. Right now on the other hand... I was so pissed off that there really wasn't room for any other emotions.

At the sound of footsteps my eyes snapped open. I watched him walk down the alley. He stopped when we were about six feet apart.

My eyes flickered to the left side of his face, but only for a moment.

"Tsukia." He said flatly.

"Mello." I replied in the same tone. "Nice scar."

"Thanks."

Still silence.

"So."

"So?"

Suddenly I walked the few steps in between us and slapped him as hard as I could.

"Bitchslapped." I heard Matt say in the background. I was so pissed off at the moment that I barley noticed he was there.

"YOU MOTHER FUCKING DUMBSHIT!" I screamed. "YOU'RE A FUCKING BASTARD, YOU KNOW THAT?!"

The blonde rubbed the side of his face, where a bright red handprint was already forming. "... Ow."

"OW IS RIGHT DUMBASS! YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT STABBING YOU WITH A SPORK!"

"... A spork...?"

"YES AN EFFING SPORK! A SPOON AND A FORK DUMBSHIT!!"

"... Okay.. Hey, Tsukia-"

"SCREW YOU!"

He waited until I ran out of breath, then started talking again.

"TsukiaIameffingsorryforactinglikeanass!"

I stopped. "Da wha...?"

"Don't make me say it again. I will hurt you."

I blinked. "Er... Seriously...?"

Tiny nod.

"Well... Um... Okay then..." Eh, an apoligy is an apoligy. And coming from M- Wait... HOLY SHITCAKES THE APOCOLYPSE IS COMING!! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MELLO?!

Sorreh if Mello was acting a little OOC at the end. I thought it would seem like something he would do. (When getting screamed at and slapped of course)

I might not be able to update tomorrow seeing as it's a holiday.. I shall try my best.

Review and choo get a Kira voo doo doll =3