DISCLAIMER: Twilight belongs to SM.

EDWARD POV

"Good unicorn..." I coaxed, holding out a carrot. It tossed its pure white mane and ignored the carrot, but instead burnt the carrot with its magical horn. I gave up and went to find a baby unicorn.

Three hours later, I had finally managed to get a baby unicorn. Now for the taming. I decided to name it Sparkle.

"Good Sparkle. Now...please don't..." Sparkle tossed its golden mane and glared at me. It charged at me and sent me flying. "STUPEFY!" I yelled and it froze. I forced it to eat a few different things and it ended up that Sparkle adored chocolate. With those silver sugar stars you find on birthday cakes, a light sprinkling of raspberry sauce, two and a half teaspoons of icing sugar in a delicate mixture of melted milk and dark chocolate, with melted white chocolate in a swirly pattern for decoration.

It wouldn't eat anything else. I never knew a unicorn so fussy. So I worked at making 5 litres of this luxury chocolate, and managed to tempt it. I had only four litres left, so i wrote down the recipe and gave it to Bella.

"Thanks Edward. Now..." I held my breath.

"You can help me make another ten litres, with a self-preservation spell. Then you can rest for three days."

YIPPEE! FREEDOM!! PRAISE THE LORD WHO DOESN'T EXIST COS IF HE DID HE WOULDNT HAVE INVENTED VAMPIRES, FUSSY UNICORNS AND LIBRARIES! AND JASPER! AND EMMETT! AND ALICE! AND ROSALIE! AND MAGIC! AND TIME-TURNERS!! AND-

"God Edward, get a life."

AND STUPID STINKING MUTTS WHO IMPRINT ON YOUR DAUGHTER AND ACT AS IF SHE BELONGS TO HIM AND NOT YOU!

Finally, I made the special chocolate-sugar-stars-icing-sugar-raspberry-sauce-dark-white-milk-chocolate mixture for Sparkle. Then I tried to cast a self-preservation spell. It ended up being a potion.

One even harder to make then Felix. God, WHY??!!

It was ready in two days and I gave it to Bella. She smiled. "Okay, you may have your rest now." She said. YIPPEE!!!!!!!

I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Actually, Edward. No, you're not." Alice handed me a piece of paper.

"Carlisle and Esme punished you by making you do a favour for each of us. Good luck." She walked away smirking.

Buy twenty UNIQUE DRESS ROBES for ALICE.

Find and tame a HIPPOGRIFF for JASPER.

Make a (EXTRA LARGE SIZE) cauldron of Felix for RENESMEE.

Get an ALL-KNOWING BOOK for CARLISLE.

Find an EXTRA-DELUXE PURE GOLD Time-Turner for ESME.

Buy a copy of HOURLY PRANKS AND JOKES for EMMETT.

Get a DELUXE LUXURY MIRROR COLLECTION: LIMITED EDITION for ROSALIE.

I read it and nearly fainted.

I decided to do Alice's favor first. I went to LUXURY CUSTOM-MADE DRESS ROBES and ordered twenty of them, each of them with their own unique designs. 200 Galleons.

Then I decided to be lazy and buy a tamed Hippogriff from Hagrid. 600 Galleons.

Felix Felicx-I somehow managed to do an Express spell and it finished in sixty hours.

Then I somehow persuaded the shop owner to take off the prevention of Accio spells and stole the All-Knowing Book with a simple incantation. Esme would be mad, but 5 million Galleons? They had GOT to be kidding.

And I broke into the Ministry after touching the dragon with my ice-cold skin. And a little sip of Felix. And somehow managed to get involved in a fight with an Auror. I may have accidentally erased his memory. But hey, he didn't have to interfere. I mean, I offered to pay for the Extra-Deluxe Pure Gold Time Turner!

Then with a little help from the All-Knowing Book, Felix, and the Weasley twins, I got the Hourly Pranks and Jokes Book. I gave them 20 Galleons each. The book gave out a new joke and prank every hour, and even twenty minutes if used with a legal Express spell.

Then Rosalie. I managed to...persuade...Fleur to give me information on it. It belonged to her grandmother's sister's cousin's best friend. I paid her half a million Galleons.

And boy was I bankrupt by the end of the day. Yippee me.

A/N: THE END...If I don't reach 115 reviews I'm not updating. –folds arms and pouts-