I am so sorry that it took me this long to update. I have written this story five different times but I didn't like the pranks…
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I hope to post more often then this one and I am so sorry about the delay… I feel so bad but I wouldn't put up a chapter that I thought was shit.
I walk into the lab to see Abby bouncing around her lab while typing at her computer in the main area. I walk over to her without her hearing me and then I stand right behind her.
"Boo," I whisper making her jump in fear before spinning around to face me as I continue to smirk at her.
"Don't do that… I don't even like when Gibbs does that," Abby exclaims making me laugh as I walk over to lean against the desk. Abby continue as she turns back to her computer, "How did you get Gibbs to teach you that?"
"First lesson, walk into a room with lots of death music playing," I inform her making her look at me with a huge grin.
"Did anyone notice anything new?"
"Tony thinks I'm pregnant because I wouldn't drink that coffee."
"Wait? Are you?" Abby exclaims while looking at me and then my stomach.
"No," I answer her like she is an idiot while pulling a disgusted face. I don't have a problem with children but that isn't it and Abby would probably now before me.
"Are you sure? You never turn down coffee," Abby exclaims while looking at me in confusion and continuing to look between me and my stomach.
"I put dye and chilli in Tony's coffee. I am not going to drink it," I explain to her with a grin making her laugh at me. I continue to ask her, "Can you access the cameras in the squad room?" I ask her hopefully.
"Of course," Abby answers me while pulling the cameras up on her computer and then onto the plasma. She walks into her office and grabs something before walking out of the room making me shrug it off while setting up two chairs. I sit down in the right one and prop my feet up on the table below the plasma screen. After a few minutes I hear Abby re-enter the lab and sit beside me while offering me some popcorn making me smirk at her.
"This is going to be good," I comment as Tony takes the coffee off of my desk. He walks back to his desk and sits down to 'do work' while placing the cup on his desk. I continue to watch the live footage while eating the popcorn.
"What did you do to the coffee?" Abby asks me as we watch Tony throw paper at McGee when he is not looking.
"I may have added blue dye to the coffee," I inform her making her look at me.
"Why are we watching this then? You wouldn't be able to see that over the video," Abby exclaims but I smirk at her.
"If I was in the squad room, he won't drink my coffee," I explain to her.
"Right," Abby mumbles as Tony takes a big gulp of the coffee only for him to immediately spit it back out, all over Gibbs as he walks into the squad room making me burst out laughing.
"DiNozzo," Gibbs snaps while looking at his red shirt that is covered in Tony's spit and coffee, Tony is waving at his tongue making me laugh even harder with Abby.
"W…w…what… what… did.. you… put…in…the…coffee?" Abby gasp out while holding her stomach but I am laughing to hard to answer her, that was too good… but Gibbs is going to be in a bad mood for the rest of the days.
"Sorry boss," Tony gasp out while throwing out the coffee making me continue to laugh at the outcome of the prank.
"Piping hot chilli," I finally answer her as I hand her the empty bottle of the chilli to look at as Gibbs glares at Gibbs while walking over to the filing cabinet and grab out a black shirt.
"How much did you put in?" Abby asks me as she turns the video off.
"All of it," I answer her with a grin.
"It says one drop?" Abby shows me.
"Because, he shouldn't touch my coffee," I answer her as I turn to face her while asking something, "hat were you doing when I came in?"
"Pricing tickets for brain matter," Abby answers me.
"Never heard of them… I'm in," I inform her as I get up and leave the room…
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I walk into he squad room to see everyone working at their desk, I am the last one to arrive at work today because I took my grandmother to her doctor's appointment so that Ducky could attend a court appearance. I am wearing a white shirt and black jeans with my leather jacket over the top, with my horse belt. I walk over to my desk where I put my backpack down behind my desk before login into my computer.
"Morning," I greet everyone.
"Morning," Ziva answers me back.
"Good morning, Alice," McGee greets me.
"Yeah. What's good about it?" I ask him as I pull my chair out and sit down on it only for the entire chair to collapse beneath me, making me land on the ground with a gasp of surprise and pain.
"Alice," Gibbs calls out while looking at me as I lay on the ground for a moment.
"Ouch," I complain while grabbing my desk and attempting to pull myself up. I stand up while rubbing my ass that is stinging from landing on the ground with chair parts under it.
"Are you alight?" Gibbs asks me while looking over the top of his desk but I know if we were at home or even alone, he would be personally checking me over for so much as a bruise.
"No… my ass hurts," I complain as I walk over to his desk with a pout making him give me a look as I hear a half chuckle making me glare at Tony who is trying to hide his grin in a coffee cup. I demand of him angrily, "Do you find something funny, sex machine?"
"Nothing," Tony answers me innocently as I sit down on the ledge behind Gibbs desk.
"It's on, Anthony," I hiss at Tony as I glare at him.
"I don't know what you are talking about," Tony says in fake innocents making me glare harder at him.
"You will live to regret this," I promise him.
"Okay, everyone back to work," Gibbs orders us while giving me a look for beginning a prank war with Tony, one that we haven't had in three years and I plan to win this one too. Without anyone's help this time. I walk over to my desk and attempt to work out how Tony made my chair fall apart when I sat on it, only to see that all the screws are missing out of the seat.
"Where are they?" I demand of Tony who smirks at me without answering me making me walk over to him and hiss, "Give me back the screws to my chair or I will remove your way to screw."
"You wouldn't," Tony exclaims while covering his junk.
"You want to find out?" I ask him making him quickly hand me back the missing screws.
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I sneak into the squad room late at night, and over to Tony's desk where I move everything off the top of the desk. I reach into my pocket to grab out what I brought for this plan.
"What are you doing?" I hear a voice behind me making em jump before turning to face the voice only to see that Gibbs is leaning on Ziva's desk.
"Jethro, what are you doing here?" I ask him while looking around the squad room guiltily.
"I felt you leaving the bed… I followed you. What are you doing?" Gibbs informs me while giving me that look that means no one can lie to him.
"Um… getting Tony back," I answer him hesitantly.
"And you need to come to work at midnight to do that why?"
"Um."
"You normally pull your pranks before everyone gets in," Gibbs reminds me while waiting for me to answer him.
"Well, um."
"Alice," Gibbs states.
"I was just," I mumble before pulling out a bottle of superglue.
"Really? You're going to glue everything down?" Gibbs asks me.
"No?" I ask him.
"You're lucky I love you," Gibbs informs me while taking his coat off before grabbing the glue out of my hand.
"You're going to help me?" I ask Gibbs in surprise.
"You help me with my hobbies," Gibbs reminds me making me smile as I grab a second bottle of glue. I pick up Tony's computer monitor, and Gibbs puts some glue onto the bottom before I glue it back down on the table. Next I glue down his other monitor as Gibbs glues the phone to the table and itself. I then glue down the keyboard while Gibbs glues down his mickey-mouse stapler. The mouse is the next this and Gibbs works on the coffee cups. We work in silence as we glue all the big things down and then I glue down the files and the solvent for the glue. The finishing touches is that I glue the drawers shut and his chair to the floor.
"Thanks for the help," I say to Gibbs with a happy grin.
"Let's go home," Gibbs informs me while throwing the glue in a random bin on the way to the elevator.
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I am working on my computer while waiting for Tony to get in for the day but hew is late like normal, everyone else is in the office working but for Gibbs who has walked off to do god knows what. Tony finally arrives and he looks miserable.
"Morning," I greet him without looking up from my computer.
"Morning," Ziva greets him but he doesn't answers us. He storms over to his desk while throwing his coat over his chair.
"What's wrong?" McGee asks Tony.
"Nothing," Tony snaps at McGee before attempting to pick up his coffee cup but it wouldn't move for the desk making him blink in confusion.
"You're late, DiNozzo," Gibbs informs him as he walks into the office and sits at his desk.
"Sorry, car trouble," Tony informs Gibbs as he attempts to move the mouse but it also doesn't move making me smirk at him.
"Really?" I ask him as I continue to pretend to work but I can't help him watch as he struggles to remove the glue. His next step is to open the drawer to put is gun away but it also doesn't move.
"Alice, what the hell did you do to my desk?" Tony demands of me while placing his foot on his desk as he throws his weight into pulling the drawer open but it still fails. He pulls harder but the handle lets go and he falls onto the ground making me laugh at him.
"Nothing," I lie as he stands back up and sees the solvent which he grabs but again it is glued to the desk making me laugh at him.
"Alice," Tony whines while pulling on the bottle.
"When does yanking on it, every work?" I asks Tony.
"Last night," Tony answers me as he continues to pull on the bottle.
"TDI," I exclaim while turning back to my computer with a disgusted look. I mumble but Tony hears me too, "I hope you at least showered after, before you came to work."
"I already showered," Tony informs me while attempting to lift anything but it's glued down.
"Gross," I exclaim.
"A little help, please," Tony begs of McGee making him grab his solvent out of his desk and throw it at Tony before returning to his work.
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I walk into the squad room while carrying a cup of coffee for Gibbs and myself. I am wearing a white shirt with black pants. I place the coffee down on Gibbs desk while noting that Tony's not here at the moment but I don't think too much about it. I sit down at my desk while putting my coffee down. I gasp in surprise as I am dosed in ice cold water making me gasp in surprise. My shirt quickly turns see-through but I don't notice because I can't catch my breath and I continue to gasp for air from the sudden cold.
"Alice are you alright?" McGee asks me while looking up from his computer as I clutch at my chest and throat because it feels like my chest is closing up.
"I can't breathe," I gasp out while trying to force myself to get air in.
"Alice, I'm so… sooo sorry," Tony exclaims while stepping around the divider he dropped the water over and into my face.
"Alice, what happened?" Gibbs demands while walking into the squad room to see me hunched over while gasping for breath. I can't answers him as I continue to gasp for air while holding my chest, as he rushes over to me and knee down in front of me as he places his hands on my shoulder and attempting to get me to look at him properly. "Where's you inhaler?" Gibbs demands of my while holding my shoulder. I gasp out while pointing to my bag vaguely but Gibbs understands me. Gibbs reaches over and pulls the bag to him before tipping it out on the ground next to him. My share clothing, tampons, hairbrush, hair ties, gloves, purse, chips, lollies and a thousand different things fall out of the backpack next to Gibbs. Gibbs moves everything around until he finds the inhaler with the other gear onto of it. He quickly picks the inhaler up and place it to my lips, where I clutch at it and force my body to breathe out before I breath in while pushing the top of the inhaler, forcing the medicine into my lungs and then I repeat it again to get a second hit of the medicine. I continue to gasp for air but the medicine helps to open up my lungs for me to breath easier.
"Who is going to tell me what the hell you where thinking?" Gibbs demands of Tony while glaring at him as he stands up while continuing to rub my back.
"I didn't think," Tony begins to defend himself.
"That's right. You didn't think," Gibbs yells at him while rubbing my back as I slowly get my breath back.
"Jethro, it's fine," I gasp out while attempting to calm him down, Tony didn't know that would set of my asthma, he was just pranking me because I pranked him. I pat Gibbs arm while forcing myself to reach down and grab my change of clothes.
"It's not fine," Gibbs informs me while glaring at Tony for his mistake.
"Jethro, please. He didn't know," I beg of Gibbs as Tony steps away from Gibbs before harrying to his desk to work in the hopes of not getting killed by his angrily boss.
"He should have," Gibbs snaps.
"Well, he didn't.. can't change that but he does know now," I inform him as I slowly stand up while holding my change of clothing.
"Alice," Gibbs begins but I just pull on his hand before walking off towards the ladies room to change my clothing. I walk into the ladies room but the door doesn't shut behind me because Gibbs followed me into the ladies room.
"This is the ladies room," I inform Gibbs while walking into the first stall to change without anyone walking in on me.
"I know," Gibbs informs me as I see his feet come to stand in front of the stall I am in as I kick my shoes off.
"I know for a fact that you aren't a woman," I inform him as I remove my wet shirt and drop it onto the ground.
"Alice, you could have died," Gibbs informs me while placing his hands on the top of the door for the stall I am in.
"Jethro," I begin while feeling my bra but it is wet too so I take it off and drop it onto the ground with my shirt.
"If I didn't arrive when I did, and didn't get your inhaler, you could have died," Gibbs cuts me off.
"Jethro, I know but someone would have found it," I inform Gibbs as I put on my, Gibbs, blue polo on before pulling my hair out from under the shirt.
"You don't know that. They froze," Gibbs snaps while tightening his hold on the door making me hum while pulling my pants off.
"I know but I also trust them with my life every day," I remind him while removing my undergarments.
"I know Alice… but you should have your inhaler on you at all times so that this doesn't happen," Gibbs lectures me as I put my black jeans on.
"I don't want to accidently loss it when working," I explain to him as I do my pants up.
"I know but I don't want to loss you," Gibbs responds making me freeze while reaching for my wet clothing but instead I open the door and see Gibbs.
"You're not going to loss me… not ever," I promise him while stepping closure to him and pull him into a tight hug, letting him know that I am not going anywhere.
"I could… not knowing where your inhaler is," Gibbs mumbles while holding me tightly.
"I'll try to carry it more… but I am afraid I will drop it and then something while happen and I won't have it on me or know where it is," I explain my thought process to him making him hum at me.
"We'll work something out… even if everyone has to carry one for you," Gibbs informs me making me node into his chest. I step back from him before picking up my wet clothing and shoes.
"Ready to go?" I ask Gibbs making him node so I lead him out of the ladies room and back to the squad room where I put my clothing back into my bag and grab out a dry pair of socks to put my shoes back on. I look at my desk too see a chocolate cupcake on the middle of my desk making me smile before looking at Tony in thanks… I don't blame him, I know he didn't do it on purpose and I know that.
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I sit down on my chair after getting us some lunch and I pull my burger out of the bag as Tony walk over to me to get his food.
"Thanks, Alice," Tony says to me while picking up my burger and taking a big bite out of my burger before putting it back down and taking his before I can grab it. I look at my food in disgust because I don't want to catch whatever STD Tony has at the moment. I watch as Tony takes a big bite out of his burger only to spit it straight out into the bin making me laugh at him.
"Something wrong Tony?" I ask him innocently.
"What did you do to my burger?" Tony demands of me while dropping the burger onto his desk.
"I don't know what you're talking about," I lie to Tony as he lifts the top of the burger to see the meat.
"What the hell is that?" Tony demands of me while pointing to something on the burger.
"What are you talking about?" I ask Tony innocently.
"Did you put spicy source my burger?"
"No… I paid the burger shop to do it," I inform him as I eat chips.
"Alice, what am I supposed to eat?" Tony demands of me.
"Nothing, you need to loss a little bit of weight anyway," I inform him calmly with a cheeky smirk.
…
"Thanks Tony," I say to Tony as he hands me a cupcake and coffee for lunch.
"No problem," Tony says while handing out the rest of the coffee and food. I take a big bite of the cupcake, only to moan in pleasure at the taste of the chocolate, I feel a set of eyes on me but I am not letting Gibbs glare stop me from enjoying my cupcake.
"Only I should be able to make you moan like that," Gibbs whispers into my ear while grabbing my shoulders. I shake my head no while eating more of my cupcake as Gibbs grabs my coffee.
"Um, boss. That is Alice coffee, yours is on your desk," Tony calls to Gibbs before he can drink my coffee. Gibbs doesn't respond to Tony while taking a sip of my coffee only to immediately spit the coffee into my bin.
"What the hell is that?" Gibbs demands of Tony while dropping the coffee back onto my desk making me pull the lid off of the coffee but it looks like normal.
"Um," Tony mumbles before rambling an answer but we can't hear him at my desk.
"What?" Gibbs yells at him while glaring at him angrily.
"I got her, um… hot milo," Tony mumbles making me blink at him as Gibbs continues to glare at him and walk over to his desk to get his own coffee. That will, should, probable teach him not to take MY drinks… but I bet he will do it again.
"You got me hot milo?" I ask Tony with a small smirk.
"Yes," Tony answers me, making me smirk at him as I take a big sip of the milo.
"I love hot milo… I haven't had it in years," I exclaims before adding, "Thanks Tony."
"You're not meant to like it," Tony complains because his prank has backfired but I just shrug at him.
