K.A. Hi guys. Well, I had three bottles of soda before this so it might be weird. Oh, at first, I wasn't planning on using Marik's Yami when I started thisso that's why I use "Yami Marik" sorry if it's confusing to anyone.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything else I use.

Hello my students, and welcome back to the let's-torture-Marik marathon night at Yugi's house.

Currently my Yami has taken over, and is really pissing me off.

"Why not?" Yugi asked. "I wanna see the red stuff! It was on tv!"

"What's that silver thing that dude poked with?" Duke wondered.

"No, Yugi."

"But if it's on tv, I can do it too! My grandpa told me that everyone in this world is nice and would never think of doing anything to anyone else that would hurt them. And I believe everything my grandpa says."

(Good grief.)

"Sometimes when I'm in the hall at school, people will accidentally punch me and call me bad names. But then I remember that they don't do it on purpose."

Okay.. Yugi needs a reality check.

"Um. the red stuff is bad," My Yami informed them. "And the silver thing is a knife that the dude stabbed the girl with, and she is in pain."

Yugi clutched his chest, eyes wide.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Yugi loudly gasped, panting. He fell to his knees. "NU-UH! YOU'RE LYING!"

"Are you okay?"

"NO! THEY CAN'T SHOW NAUGHTY STUFF ON TV!" Yugi screamed loudly.

"What do you mean, Yug?" Duke asked.

(That little fucker needs to get out more,) I commented.

(Stop it. This is serious. Maybe he needs me to hold him tonight,) My Yami replied seriously.

NNNNOOOOOOOOO!

EW!

(If you do that, I will take control back and stab myself!)

"THE WORLD IS FULL OF PINK BUNNIES AND CANDY AND EVERYONE IS NICE AND WOULD NEVER HURT EACH OTHER!" Yugi shouted breathlessly, tears forming in his eyes. "THE WORLD IS NOT LIKE GRANDPA TOLD ME IT WAS!"

"It's okay, Yugi," My Yami said comfortingly. "I'll make sure that you are safe from the bad people."

Yugi looked up, eyes glistening. "Really?"

(Oh, I'm gonna puke,) I sneered

My Yami nodded. "You're my friend and I love you, Yugi."

(WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!)

(What?)

(Stop it! You're being a fairy!)

(I like fairies,) Then my Yami turned back to Yugi.

"You're so cool, Marik. I'm glad you're my friend."

My Yami smiled.

"What now?" Duke asked as Bakura walked in.

"What the fuck is going on?" He snapped, slamming through the door.

"AWWWW! YOU CUSSED!" Yugi screamed, then placed his hand over his mouth in horror. "That's bad. My grandpa puts me in time out when I use a naughty word."

"Well tell your grandpa that's just to fuckin bad and I couldn't give less of a rats ass. That's pretty pathetic that he puts you in the corner for cussing. Does he change your diaper for you, too?"

"Well, sometimes he has to change the sheets when I wet the bed."

"Oh, dude, really?" Duke piped up. "Me too!"

"Wow, Duke that is so cool that we both wet the bed!"

"I wouldn't be parading around, proud of that fact if I were you two.." Bakura smirked. "But then again this IS Yugi and his dorkass friend we're talking about here."

Yugi shook his head. "But you shouldn't use dirty words in our house. That's not nice."

"Yeah! And I'm not a 'dorkass!'

"Bakura, promise me that you wont use any more dirty words," Yugi pleaded.

Bakura grinned. "Fuck fuck fuck, fuckity fuck fuck fuck."

Yugi's eyes were saucers. "You're SO BAD! You're a naughty naughty little boy."

"Are you going to spank me, Yugi?"

"I can't, that's my grandpa's job. He said it's bad if I touch someone not related to me in their no no places," Yugi replied matter of factly.

"Did he tell you what they were?"

"He said that touching someones butt is very very naughty."

"You mean their ass?" Bakura asked, laughing

Yugi stepped back. "AWWW! YOU CUSSED AGAIN!"

"What else is a no no spot?" Bakura asked, ignoring the previous comment.

"No. That's it."

"There's another," Bakura hooked his fingers in the front of his jeans. "I'll show you what it is, if you want."

Duke gasped. "Bakura, I didn't know you were that horny."

"Huh?" Yugi looked at Bakura, confused. "I don't see any horns."

Bakura burst out laughing. "It's okay, Duke, Yugi does not turn me on."

"HEY! YOU DIDN'T BRING ANY OF THOSE DIRTY MAGAZINES HERE, DID YOU?" Yugi suddenly accused very loudly.

Shit. I knew I forgot something!

"Yugi?" My Yami frowned. "I think you need to rest. Your poor little thing."

"No, Marik forgot them," Bakura answered. "Damn it Marik I thought I reminded you to bring the goods!"

Yugi gasped loudly and pointedly glared at me. "MARIK! How could you?! I remember those magazines I saw!"

(What do you have to say to that?) I asked Bakura mentally.

"Um, I don't know what Bakura is talking about, Yugi. After meeting you, I decided to change my perverted ways and gave them away."

"Yeah, to your grandpa," Bakura finished.

Yugi's mouth fell open. "No! My grandpa would never do anything like that!"

"Awww, are you upset? Do you not like me anymore?"

"Well, no, but-"

Bakura grinned sadistically. "Good."

"Bakura!" My Yami pointed a finger at him. "Stop being a meanie to Yugi."

Bakura turned and looked at me like I had three heads. "What the fuck?"

"You're not being very nice to my friend Yugi. You're hurting his feelings. I think you should apologize."

"Oh ,no, it's okay. I know Bakura loves me and is my friend," Yugi piped up.

"Marik, what is wrong with you?" Bakura asked. "You're acting like you actually care about him We just using him, remember?"

"What? What are you using me for?" Yugi asked.

"You know," Bakura winked.

"Um.no?"

"He wants to play doctor," Bakura shrugged.

"Okay!" Yugi agreed. "That sounds like a neat new game. So, am I the patient?"

"Bakura, stop it," My Yami said sternly.

"What?"

(Bakura!) I called out desperately, blocking out my Yami.

(Marik? What's going on?)

(My Yami is ruining everything! Do something before this gets too out of hand!)

(What can I do?)

(I don't know! Get me out of here! Quick!)

(Okay, I'll try.)

"Marik, it's time for us to go," Bakura grunted. "My grandmother called. That's why I came in here. She needs us back."

"Aw, man! Why?"

"She fell."

"Oh! Why didn't you tell me earlier!" My Yami piped up.

"Oh, no! I'll help, too!" Yugi piped up.

"No, that's okay, Yugi. Marik and I can handle it. We don't want you exposed to this."

"Well. okay, but you're coming back, right?"

"I don't know," Bakura answered. He grabbed my arms and dragged me and my Yami out of the house.

Okay, guys do you want them to go back, or not? Do you want Yami Marik still, or him to revert back? It's up to you in a review! Thanks! Oh and I have something planned for kaiba and joey.