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"Well, that was a shocking turn of events," Blaise said as he studied his nails.

"I don't believe it at all," Draco yawned and laid himself out on the couch.

"You don't?" Blaise raised an eyebrow. "Maybe a little jealous of Seamy Weamy?"

"God no," Draco made a face and patted the couch next to him. "Seamy Weamy can have him. It's just, I didn't believe a word of it. Didn't you notice the way they both kept trying to steer the conversation towards Harry's and my relationship?"

"That I did," Blaise said, stretching out next to Draco. "You think it was all a set-up?"

"Yes," Draco said, "I do."

"Well maybe we shou... Now who the hell could that be?"

Blaise sighed and stood up to go to the portrait hole, which was being banged on rather hard at the moment. Blaise looked at Draco and rolled his eyes and smiled. Then he flipped open the hole and jumped back at who was standing in front of him.

"Seamy Weamy..." Blaise threw a glance backwards at a very shocked Draco. "What the hell are you doing here?"

"Umm... I know this sounds really weird, but Harry and I aren't together," Seamus said.

"I knew it!" Draco yelled happily as he bounced off the couch and ran to the portrait hole. "I told you Blaise."

"Okay, so you came all the way down here to tell us that you're not dating Harry..." Blaise hook his head. "Why?"

"Oh. See, I know that Draco was with him for a really long time and I wanted to know how he got him so that I can be dating him. And I know that you did date him and you might not want to help me so maybe I should just leave cause coming down here was completely stu..."

"Okay Speedy, take a breath." Blaise said and ushered Seamus into the common room. "Now, you aren't really dating Harry, but you want to be? Am I correct?"

"Yes," Seamus said, taking a seat on the couch.

"So you want us to help you get together with Harry?" Draco asked.

"I know it sounds crazy..."

"Not at all," Blaise smiled. "Draco, do you have a problem with this?"

"No, not really," Draco said. "Kinda weird but... I've got my man, so I don't care."

"Awesome," Seamus smiled. "So, how did you win him over?"

Draco thought about it for a couple of seconds before coming to the conclusion, "I was an ass hole."

"Oh."

"I don't think that'll work in Seamus' favor," Blaise said. "Why don't you ask him to go with you on the next Hogsmeade trip this weekend? That way, you'll be out in public but you can go to the shrieking shack or one of the smaller pubs and have some privacy."

"Okay," Seamus nodded his head. "That's a good idea. What else you got?"

"Seamy Weamy, you honestly seem like a great guy and if I wasn't with Blaise and hadn't been with Harry, I'd be trying to hit that," Draco said and Seamus blushed. "Just be yourself and everything else will work itself out. Even though, I am a hard act to follow if you know what I mean."

"Yeah," Blaise deadpanned. "You've given me the best two seconds of my life."

"Fuck you Blaise," Draco laughed and cuffed him on the back of the head. "You'll be loving those two seconds all night long baby."

"Mmm, five minutes of pleasure," Blaise laughed. "All night long baby!"

"So just be myself then?" Seamus interupted.

"Be yourself. Everything will work out," Blaise smiled.

"Yes," Draco smiled. "Show him your Seamy Weamy and he'll be yours... All night long!"