Things were fine with the 22 of us, who made it back to our house safely after defeating that gigantic hybrid monster thing with our new weapons and technology. Things were going really well with all of us hoping that no one would've noticed and come after us for it. All of us were living in our house catching our breath and relaxing following that monster event. With all of us hungry for lunch at the moment, Nowl called Pink Palace and ordered the same thing from last time. We didn't mind as we were very hungry.
About an hour later, the restaurant showed up and gave us our food and beverages, and we all feasted on the delicious goodness. We've eaten food like this before. From McDonald's, White Castle, many restaurants. Pink Palace has the best type of quality in fast food, especially their cheeseburgers. That made us realize how much Yumi liked them, which is why we did a good job to avoid falling in love with the taste.
After lunch was eaten, we were relaxing, about to set up our TV to find a good Cartoon network show. That was until we heard a knock on the door.
"I'll get it," I told everyone as I walked my way to the door. By the time I had opened the door, I was shocked to see that in front of me was Amethyst of the Crystal Gems. And for some weird reason, she was not very pleased with me. Immediately after noticing her, I reacted out of fear and closed the door on her, and locked it.
"What's all the hustle, Jack?" Henclum asked me.
"No thanks to you and Skwil," I told them out of fear, "Amethyst herself, from the Steven Universe series, is at the door. And I don't think she is pleased with our actions. All of you get out of here through covert entrances, now!"
Everyone decided to do as I said, but they weren't as panicked as I was. Putting my power glove thing on my right hand, I decided to open the door again to see Amethyst still there. She ran into me, and now both of us were inside the house. With Amethyst focused on me, she never saw the luxury that I and my 21 siblings had. She was asking me what I was doing here, where I came from, what my role in that monster event was, all at once. Too many questions at a time. To make matters worse, Buttercup from the 1998 PPG series was with her.
"I'd love to answer those questions," I began, "but I gotta get out of here."
With that said, I ran out of the door and into the city, with both girls chasing after me. They chased me everywhere. A few minutes into the chase, I fell into a deep hole, but then learned that my glove could jet me out of it. So I decided to use it, and I landed on top of a building. Unfortunately, they caught up to me and were still after me. After running, I fell off a building and was about to fall to my fate. Luckily, the glove rescued me again. So I decided to fly away, with Amethyst shapeshifting into a small biplane so she and Buttercup, who can fly, can still come after me.
I decided to land safely after seconds of flying and hide somewhere. In a parking lot, where the three of us lost direction, with me getting the upper hand, me finding my double-decker, with my siblings inside, and entering it. Turning it on, I drove the van away, and Amethyst and Buttercup noticed me leaving, so they followed me. Before nearing the bridge, it got destroyed. I'm not sure if Amethyst and/or Buttercup destroyed it, but the van was falling into what the bridge was hovering over. I learned about the power glove's grapple feature and used it, while stepping on the gas, to get the van out of danger and onto the road again.
During the drive, the van, being chased by Amethyst and Buttercup, attracted more attention from other CN shows. OK K.O.!, TAWOG, and Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi were three of those shows. Now, the Watterson mobile, Radicles's van, and the Puffy bus were also after us. The chase scene lasted until it paused with us losing them. The four of us decided to get into a ski resort to get our minds off this whole thing.
We got our skis, got ready, and started sliding down the slope. All of us were doing well, with me cheating with the power glove to go faster. Taking the 'win', I used my power glove to fly into the sky, only to be noticed by my chasers, so I made another run for it with my siblings and friends in tow. After about a minute, we hit a dead end, and after about six minutes of chasing, I yelled to the CN characters out of desperation, "Stop! Please! Stop! Please stop chasing us! We'll tell you everything you want to know! Please just stop! Spare us for the info! Have mercy on us! Please!"
Author's Notes:
I've had this idea for a while now. Imagine that the song Hocus Pocus by Focus was playing during this, with those yodels playing during certain moments like the Cerlar siblings falling, and those '"rising" scenes being how those parts of the song remind me of rockstar musicians ascending to someplace. That part in the parking lot has that goes "Tatrrrepôtetretrepiecôã-é-é-ô-hã-hén-Hén Ôi trégueregué-dôi detêro deguedô A tataro teguereguedaw Teguereguedêro dêdow Ô-Éhr-Ôhr-Êhr-Êhr-Áhr-Ó Hé Hã He How" playing. That part withwhat seems like it reminds me of East Asia is where those other cartoons get involved. That accordion part while thinking of this is regarding how the siblings are getting their skis, trying and failing to get into position, until they do it, with those last few notes of that part being them getting ready to ski.
