Hello Y'all! thanks to some great reviews, not those flames, im making...FINALLY...a SasuSaku chappy, but it doesnt really matter to u guys since ur all so happy im just updating huh? X3 anyways, please thank SeeEmDubya, Windsoftiti, RaikageX, The One Without Dreams, Demon God Of Chaos (he will never read this but...he inspired One Step At A Time...) for keeping this great and famous story alive, you guys all rock, and SeeEm Dubya, if your reading this, PUT ME IN YOU FUCKING STORY GOD DAMNIT! also i have a new E-Mail address, its so email me sometime, k? (gets shot by impatient fans) so, as Kidmanga says, let the Ficotine Begin! oh, also, its assumed Rape so...yeah

Chapter 11: Phony Calls (Part 1

Sakura was sleeping on her bed, dreaming of her precious Sasuke-Kun (she got over Neji) when she heard something near her window, then an "Oh Shit!" as the thing disapeared... she caught the sillhouette and it was... Sasuke?

"S-Sasuke-Kun was watching me in my sleep? Sakura thought frantically then passing out from lack of sleep.

The Next Day

Naruto and Sasuke were out sparring and Sakura watched in the bushes as they both got pumbled with Energy Orbs; known as Chidori and Resengan. Na ruto just left and Sasuke walked over to the bushes where he KNEW Sakura was hiding there, and went behind her and poked her in the side softly, as she jumped up and squeeled, one at being startled and another at, Sasuke not knowing anything about this, but being poked in the boob!

Having a reaction to that, she slapped Sasuke without knowing who it was, turned around and stood there in shock as Sasuke kissed her on her lips, deeply. She calmed down and began to kiss back, as Kakashi was getting a front row seat to it all, Sasuke threw her on to the wet grass and tore off her clothing, "Sasuke! what are you doi-!" her mouth was then covored in duct tape, he tied her up with Chakra induced wires Bondage Style.

He took off all of his clothes, and hovored over her hot, naked body. Sakura, was pouring with feminine juices at the sight of a naked Sasuke and began to moan at the sight. All of a sudden, Sakura felt something slick lick her pussy, she looked down and saw Sasuke experimenting with the female liquid, which made her orgasm all over his face. making him lick harder.

Kakashi saw this, then looked at Icha Icha Paradise, then to them, then back to Icha Icha Paradise, and threw Icha Icha Paradise over his shoulder and was now watching intently, Sasuke was just about to enter her when Ino went to the bush right in front of them, looking for roses, then...she saw them...and at the top of her lungs " SAKURA BIG FOREHEAD!" before being knocked unconcious by Sasuke.

"We better leave to somewhere more private..." spoke Sasuke in his normal toned voice, as he used a Genjutsu to make it look like they were a couple, but different people, so they went to the Uchiha estate, Kakashi moraly dissapointed because he didnt see any action AND lost Icha Icha Paradise.

When they got there, they walked down the hall into each room, First room had... (A/N: ok, get ready to be scared) ... Itachi banging Hinata? "What...The...Fucking...Hell..." is all Sasuke could get out brfore he opened another door...and this one contained... Gir rolling around screaming "TOQUITOS!". Sasuke just smiled and went to another room...which contained... Pee Wee's Playhouse!

"IS IT SO HARD TO RAPE SOMEONE THESE DAYS?" screamed Sasuke while everyone in the Playhouse screamed "You said the magic word! Rape!" Sasuke slowly closed the door, part of him just died, and walked to the next room, Finally an empty room. he threw her onto his bed and jumped on her, pumping into her like no end.

I shall continue this later...but tell me what u think so far, k?