Leila, Greg, Sara, Grissom, Leda, Nick, Catherine, Warrick, Wendy, Hodges, Mandy, Henry, Erika(Archie's girlfriend), and Archie all stood in a club together. They had been planning a night out to hang out and they all finally managed to get the same day off so they decided to head to the club they were now in. It had been Wendy, Mandy and Erika's pick and they said that they had chosen it because it was karaoke night tonight. The other four girls didn't seem to mind so the guys all reluctantly agreed to tag along. They knew that they would end up regretting it by the end of the night. The girls liked to humiliate them from time to time, whenever they got the chance.

"Alright, you picked this place because it's karaoke night. So who's going up first?" asked Catherine.

"Well, I figured I would volunteer to be one of the first. And two of you are coming with me." said Erika.

"And who are the lucky two?" asked Leda.

"One of them is you. Catherine would be pick number two." said Erika.

"I should've stayed home." said Leda, regretting saying anything.

"Relax, there's nothing wrong with being in the spotlight every once in awhile." said Catherine.

"You would know, wouldn't you Cath?" asked Leila rhetorically with a smile as she watched her cousin being drug up on the stage by Erika and Catherine.

Each girl picked up a mic and sat on their own individual stool. Catherine and Erika were both smiling while Leda looked like she would prefer to be sucked into black hole for the rest of eternity rather than be stuck up on a stage with anyone, especially these two.

"Alright, we're gonna do the little restaurant scene from the movie The Sweetest Thing. I'll do Christina Applegate's part, Cath, you're gonna do Cameron Diaz's and Leda, you get to do Selma Blair's." said Erika.

"Yippie." said Leda sarcastically.

"Anyway, Erika, you start us off." said Catherine.

Erika: "So, did we have fun last night?"

Leda: "Yes, I did, it was great. You guys were absolutely right, a transition guy is just what I needed."

Catherine: "Good. So how was he? Was he good?"

Leda: "He was very...sweet and complimentary. And very into pleasing me first."

Erika: "So, uh, how was..how was girth?"

Leda: "Average-ish."

Catherine: "Average-ish. That's good. So what'd you tell him?"

Leda: "What do you mean?"

Erika: "What do we always tell them no matter what?"

Leda: "Oh. Oh..my..God, your penis is so..big."

Erika: "Good girl."

Catherine: "Your penis is so thick."

Erika: "Oh, your penis is just so pretty."

All Three: "You've got a handsome dick!" *all moan*

Catherine: "Your penis is so..hard."

Erika: "Your penis is just so large."

Catherine: "My body is movie..."

All Three: "And your penis is the star!" *all moan*

Catherine as she stands up: "You're too big to fit in here." *grabs her crotch*

Erika as she stands up: "Too big to fit in here." *grabs her ass*

Leda as she stands up: "Too big to fit in here." *raising hands to indicate her mouth & starts moaning*

All three girls than laugh as music starts playing before they begin singing.

"You're too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here..."

Catherine: "Oh my God!"

Erika: "Oh my God, it's fame. We're in fame right now!"

All three: "Whee! What a lovely ride, Your penis is a thrill, Your penis is a Cadillac, A giant Coupe de Ville, Your penis packs a wallop, Your penis brings a load, And when it makes a delivery, It needs its own zip code, Nine - double zero - penis;

"You're too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here;

"Your penis is so strong, Your penis is so smooth, Your penis has got a rhythm, Your penis makes me groove, Your penis is a dream, The biggest one I've seen, (Leda)It's oozy and it's green, (Catherine, spoken) Ewww, (Leda, spoken) Sorry;

"You're too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here;

"You're too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here;

"Your penis is so big, Your penis is so thick, Your penis is so pretty, You've got a handsome dick;

"Your penis is so hard, Your penis is so large, My body is a movie, And your penis is the star, "Staring your penis";

"You're too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here;

"You're too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here."

Everyone applauded the three girls as they finished than headed off the stage and back to their friends.

"Wow, that wasn't bad ladies." said Warrick.

"Thanks. Now you, Nick and Archie get to go up next." said Erika.

"What? Why?" asked Nick.

"Because your girlfriends just went up and now it's your turn." said Erika.

"Great. Come on guys, let's get it over with." said Warrick.

"I knew they were gonna end up humiliating us before the night was over." said Archie as they reluctantly headed up to the stage.

"Alright, what do you guys wanna do?" asked Warrick.

"Let's do some Fall Out Boy." suggested Nick.

"Taking a page out of Greg's book man?" joked Warrick.

Nick just glared at his friend as he tossed him his mic and the music started.

"(Nick) She says she's no good with words but I'm worse, Barely stuttered out, A joke of a romantic stuck to my tongue, Weighed down with words too overdramatic, Tonight it's "it can't get much worse", Vs. "no one should ever feel like...";

"I'm two quarters and a heart down, And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds, These words are all I have so I'll write them, So you need them just to get by;

"Dance, Dance, We're falling apart to half time, Dance, Dance, And these are the lives you love to lead, Dance, this is the way they'd love, If they knew how misery loved me."

"(Archie) You always fold just before you're found out, Drink up it's last call, Last resort, But only the first mistake and I...;

"I'm two quarters and a heart down, And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds, These words are all I have so I'll write them, So you need them just to get by;

"Why don't you show me a little bit of spine, You've been saving for his mattress, love;

"(w/Nick)Dance, Dance, We're falling apart to half time, Dance, Dance, And these are the lives you love to lead, Dance, this is the way they'd love, If they knew how misery loved me."

"(Warrick) Why don't you show me a little bit of spine, You've been saving for his mattress (Nick: mattress, Archie: mattress), I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me;

"(w/Nick&Archie) Dance, Dance, We're falling apart to half time, Dance, Dance, And these are the lives you love to lead, Dance, this is the way they'd love, Dance, this is the way they'd love, Dance, this is the way they'd love, If they knew how misery loved me;

"Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance."

Once again, the whole place filled with applause as the three guys walked off stage and rejoined their friends. Instead of Erika telling them who was going next, Leila, Sara, Wendy and Mandy went up to the stage on their own and they already had the song picked that they wanted to do.

"(Leila) If I could turn back time, If I could find a way I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay;

"I don't know why I did the things I did, I don't know why I said the things I said, Pride's like a knife it can cut deep inside, Words are like weapons they wound sometimes

"I didn't really mean to hurt you I didn't wanna see you go I know I made you cry, but baby;

"(w/Sara) If I could turn back time, If I could find a way, I'd take back those words that hurt you, And you'd stay, If I could reach the stars, I'd give them all to you, Then you'd love me, love me, Like you used to do, If I could turn back time;

"(Wendy) My world was shattered I was torn apart, Like someone took a knife and drove it deep in my heart, You walked out that door I swore that I didn't care, But I lost everything darling then and there

"Too strong to tell you I was sorry, Too proud to tell you I was wrong, I know that I was blind, and darling;

"(w/Mandy) If I could turn back time, If I could find a way, I'd take back those words that hurt you, And you'd stay, If I could reach the stars, I'd give them all to you, Then you'd love me, love me, Like you used to do, If I could turn back time;

"(Leila)Ooohh, If I could turn back time;

"(Sara)If I could turn back time;

"(Wendy)If I could turn back time;

"(Mandy) Ooh baby;

"(Mandy) I didn't really mean to hurt you, I didn't want to see you go, I know I made you cry, Ooohh;

"(w/Leila, Sara & Wendy) If I could turn back time, If I could find a way, I'd take back those words that hurt you, And you'd stay, If I could reach the stars, I'd give them all to you, Then you'd love me, love me, Like you used to do, If I could turn back time;

"(Leila&Sara) If I could turn back time ([Wendy&Mandy]turn back time), (Leila&Sara)If I could find a way ([Wendy&Mandy]find a way), (Leila&Sara)Then baby, maybe, maybe, You'd stay;

"(all four; starts to fade)Reach the stars, If I could reach the stars."

And again, applause filled up the place as the four girls rejoined their friends. Greg put his arm around Leila and placed a soft kiss to her temple. He knew why she had sung that song but it wasn't going to say anything. He knew he didn't have to.

"Alright. Greg, Grissom, Hodges and Henry, you guys are up." said Erika.

"Oh, no way. I'm not going up on that stage." said Grissom.

"Come on Gil, live a little. Have some fun for once in your life." said Catherine.

"Karaoke is not my idea of fun Cath." said Grissom.

"Either you get up on that stage or we will drag you up there kicking and screaming." said Sara.

Grissom knew he lost. He sighed than followed Greg, Hodges and Henry up on to the stage. He let the other guys chose the song, preferring to hide in the shadows but they wouldn't allow it. Instead, they made him go first.

"(Grissom) You could've bowed out gracefully, But you didn't, You knew enough to know, To leave well enough alone, But you wouldn't;

"(Greg) I drive myself crazy, Tryin' to stay out of my own way, The messes that I make, But my secrets are so safe, The only one who gets me, Yeah, you get me, It's amazing to me;

"(w/Grissom) How every day, Every day, every day, You save my life;

"(Henry) I come around all broken down and crowded out, And you're comfort;

"(w/Hodges) Sometimes the place I go, Is so deep and dark and desperate, I don't know, I don't know;

"(Henry & Hodges) How every day, Every day, every day, You save my life;

"(Greg & Grissom) Sometimes I swear, I don't know if I'm comin' or goin', But you always say something without even knowin';

"(Greg) That I'm hangin' on to your words, With all of my might and it's alright, Yeah, I'm alright for one more night;

"(Greg & Henry) Every day...;

"(all four) Every day, every day, every day, Every day, every day, every day, every day, every day;

"(Greg) You save me, you save me, oh, oh, oh;

"(all four) Every day, Every, every, every day;

"(Grissom) Every day you save my life."

Applause could be heard all around and Leila, Sara, Wendy and Mandy were cheering and whistling their guys as they rejoined them.

"That was great honey." said Leila as she put her arms around her husband and planted a kiss on his cheek.

"Yeah, you guys sounded good." said Wendy, hugging Hodges.

"See, told you it wasn't that bad Gil." said Catherine.

"And you were right as usual Catherine. I should never have doubted you." said Grissom.

"Then why do you?" asked Leila with a wicked grin.

"Geeh, Leila, I don't know." said Grissom.

"You mean the great Gilbert Grissom doesn't have an answer for something? There's a shocker." said Nick.

The others couldn't help but laugh. They all ordered drinks than went to sit down, sitting around the rest of the night drinking, joking, laughing and dancing the rest of the night. One couple at a time started to leave as it got late until it was just Greg, Leila, Nick, Leda, Hodges and Wendy left. They sat around enjoying the late night/early morning as the dj starting playing a new song.

Got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body
They say it's over budget, but you'd pay her just to touch it, come on

"Oh, I love this song!" said Leda excitedly.

"Well, then may I have this dance?" asked Hodges, offering his hand.

"Sure." said Leda, taking his hand and leading him out on to the dance floor.

Needs to hit the big screen, and shoot a little love scene
If Hollywood had called her, she'd be gone before you holler, come on

"I can't believe my cousin is dancing with Hodges." said Leila.

"Well, since he's dancing with my girl, would you care to dance with me?" asked Nick.

"Well, why not." said Leila as she took his hand and they joined her cousin and Hodges.

Dirty little lady with the pretty pink thong
Every sugar daddy hittin' on her all night long
Doesn't care about the money, she could be with anybody
Ain't it funny, how the honey wanted you all along

Greg and Wendy were left alone at the table while their watched their significant other dance with their friends.

"Wanna dance?" asked Wendy.

"Alright." said Greg, taking Wendy by the hand and leading onto the dance floor, joining their friends.

(You naughty thing)
You're ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty woman)
You shake your ass around for everyone
(You're such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you shake)
And tease them all while sucking on your thumb
You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

Crafty little lip tricks
Tattoo's on her left hip
She's bending as you're spending there's no end to it so baby come on
Dressed up like a princess
Bettin' that her skin smells
Better than the scent of every flower in the desert come on

Dirty little lady with the pretty pink thong
Every sugar daddy hittin' on her all night long
Doesn't care about the money, she could be with anybody
Ain't it funny, how the honey wanted you all along

(You naughty thing)
You're ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty woman)
You shake your ass around for everyone
(You're such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you shake)
And tease them all while sucking on your thumb
You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

She loves the night scene bar queen
Just living for the fun taking over every dance floor like she's the only one
In the spotlight all night kissing everyone
And trying to look so innocent while sucking on her thumb
(So much cooler)
When you never pull it out
(So much cuter)
With something in your mouth

(You naughty thing)
You're ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty woman)
You shake your ass around for everyone
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you shake)
And tease them all while sucking on your thumb
(You naughty thing)
You're ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty woman)
You shake that ass around for everyone
(You're such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you shake)
And tease them all while sucking on your thumb
You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your...