Hi kiddies. Ok sorry this one is kind of average length. You would expect something more after two days of no posting… or three days… anyways. I really had fun with this chapter. Like extremely. I laughed a lot while writing it, (how lame am I, laughing at my own jokes XD)

Yeah, I cant think of any funny stories. Cept that my hot chocolate this morning was hot and I burned all my taste buds off. So hot chocolate is now named hell chocolate….

Hahahahaha….

Yeah lame. Whatever :3

No music today sorry. Its like late and I'm sleepy as fuck.

That morning I found Guy walking down the road to his work school place. It was probably for the best for me to talk to him about the letter now and in person.

"Sorry Guy, I'm going to be busy on Halloween. Thanks anyways though." I patted his shoulder. For some reason I felt like being a nice person. Guy sighed deeply

"Its alright, I'll see you around then, I'm already late for my class." He laughed and started running, yelling encouraging words to himself. Asuma was up next. But I had no idea where that dingbat was.

While I was doing my searching from up top I encountered an Anbu dude.

"You are ordered to the hokage office immediately. I am to escort you."

"Hold on, I'm looking for someone." I peered through the crowd of people below. My feet were planted firmly into the roof of a house, my hand shielding the sun from my eyes as I searched through the crowds. My shirt was tugged at.

"He asked immediately."

"Tell him I'm busy."

"Please come with me miss Hideki." he asked.

"No, go away." I tried to shoe his annoying ass away.

"I'll have to bring you by force then." He decided.

"Whatever, you go ahead and try." of course he tried. But he couldn't even nudge me, I had my chakara sticking me to the roof like super glue. He tried a few other things without actually pulling a knife on me. Then he did actually draw a kunai, I blew it away with my chakara. I was really built up on my chakara, been trying not to use it lately. The guy gave up and went to tell the hokage from what I assumed.

While I was still busy looking for Asuma to break his heart, I was tapped on the shoulder. About ten Anbu kids were standing behind me. Kakashi was one of them. Seriously? Each and every one of their masks were similar, a wolf, fox, bear. All wanna be scary ass bitches.

"Henteko Hideki, you have been ordered by the Hokage to go to his office immediately. He has sent all ten of us on the mission to retrieve you." Kakashi was in the back, I saw his shoulders shaking as he giggled silently. No one else noticed or he would probably be thrown from the team. I sighed.

"Gosh, you could have just said please." I grinned and stretched my arms and legs. "You people are insane." I squatted, building up chakara in my legs, and jumped far off, almost halfway across the village.

"What the hell?!" I heard a few of them yell. I giggled and flew through the air like a bird. There was a park below me, seemed like a sufficient place to hid. Gracefully I dropped down into the isolated park and hid in the little play house.

It felt like almost an hour when I saw a dog running through the trees, a very familiar dog. It was that little shit that broke my door!

"You!" I pointed at the little shit. "You broke my door!!" I ran out of the play house and started after him, pulling my katana out.

"KAKASHI!!!" The dog was running back to where it came, a silver blur which in fact was Kakashi almost ran into me.

"Where are all you buddies?" I asked still posed to make puppy pie with my giant butter knife.

"We all split up to search for you…. Why don't you just go to the office an talk to the hokage about whatever?" he seemed annoyed.

"Cause I'm bored, and wanted to play a fun game of hid and seek like this. And I wanted to know who would find me first.

"…. you're a freak…" he muttered slapping his forehead. I smiled.

"I try…. Well… actually I don't, that's just the way I am."

"So, now its my job to deliver you to the hokage. Are you going to make it hard for me too?" he asked.

"Of course. I'll only go if you carry me on your shoulders." I grinned.

"What? Jeeze you're a pain in the ass sometimes." he paused, then grinned, he couldn't deny my happy mood for too long. "Non the less I guess its my job." he squatted down. My eyes lit up and I jumped onto his shoulder wrapping my legs around his chest and my arms around his forehead.

"TO THE HOKAGE!!" I pointed to some random direct, didn't really remember which way the office was hehehe…. DON'T JUDGE ME!

We were running through the trees , I was enjoying my little ride.

"Duck." he said not enthusiastically. Why wouldn't he be excited ducks are amazing, I love when they quack!

"Where?" I looked behind us, WHAM!!! I hit a branch and fell off his shoulders, my vision was hazy as I flew down through the air. I was caught before I hit the ground.

"Ow… stupid duck messed me up…." I muttered rubbing my head where a big bump was forming. Kakashi started laughing uncontrollably, he didn't do that often.

"It hahaha wasn't a hahaha du- hahaha" He tried to explain himself but couldn't get it out between his fits of laughter. Soon I was laughing because he was laughing and that made him laugh harder because frankly everyone says I laugh like Freeza from DBZ.

After about five minutes of rolling he finally started to compose himself.

"I meant duck as in duck down so you don't hit your head. Hahaha!" he started laughing again.

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I wasn't on his shoulders this time, I was on his back instead, because one it was much safer and two I didn't have to do any work hanging on.

It took him a whole 30 seconds to run up the stairs. He dropped me on the couch in the office. The Hokage was smoking and looked a bit irritated.

"You annoy me." he muttered.

"It's cause your getting old." I slapped my knee laughing. Hokage glared at me.

"Well, I was going to ask you to be a part of the Anbu squad… even though you don't seem to follow my orders that well…." He paused.

"Hey, you cant blame me for not following that first guy. I did not get a letter or your actual face so how do I know that guy wasn't lying. Eh, eh? Kakashi here I can trust though, even though he gave me brain damage…" I poked the lump on my head.

"How did that happen?" Hokage asked. We started giggling.

"Well she told me she would only come if I brought her on my shoulders. So we were running through the forest and I said 'Duck'--"

"And I said where?"

"And then WHAM! She flew off my shoulders after hitting a branch." The Hokage started laughing with us. It was the best time in my life, laughing with people.

We all regained ourselves and the big man started talking again.

"So, would you mind being apart of our Anbu. I cant put you in high ranks because your so new, but I trust you for some reason." He smiled at me. I grinned.

"Cool. So I get a new mask."

"Yeah, the only requirement is that it's an animal." Hokage said.

"Preferably something like a wolf, crow. Something cool." Kakashi said.

"Fuck that I want a rabbit." there was a still silence. I looked around. They were staring at me strangely.

"Why… a rabbit? that's almost as bad as a mouse…"

"Because I like rabbits. And they can be scary if they want to be." I folded my arms.

"Fine, fine. We'll have a rabbit one made." Guess he didn't feel like arguing with me.

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It was late in the day, me and kaka Poopoo were walking to the bar, he finally agreed to drink with me.

"Dude, did you see that sluty chick she--" I walked into someone. I looked up and saw Asuma. "Hey, long time no see." I grinned.

"Did you get my letter?"

"Yeah, I'm going to have to deny. Cause like a couple people asked me and I don't wanna look like a bitch or a hoe." I imagined what I would look like with three dudes hanging on me…. No!

"Oh, ok. Who were the other two?" I looked back at Kakashi, he smiled and waved at Asuma.

"That shit head and The green beast of Konoha!" I mocked. "Guy is probably still training his new kid things."

"Its his first time being a sensei. Kakashi was supposed to be one too but he failed his students." Asuma grinned at Kakashi.

"Why did you fail them?" I questioned.

"There was no teamwork involved in there tactics." He said stuffing his hands in his pockets. Jeeze, he always looks so uninterested in everything.

"Alrighty then… Well I'm an alcoholic and my stomach is crying for some booze." I walked through the door and into the colorful bar.

Friday nights were always packed. Neither of us had ever been to this bar, it was very upbeat with a lot of kids our age. Well I wasn't really sure how old kaka Poop was but he seemed to be either an older teen or young adult. Whichever was cool.

"Wow, there's a dance floor?" I looked over at the skimpy dressed persons dancing up against each other. Some poppy crap music was playing but it was alright only because it fit the mood. There were a lot of ninja guys down there too which surprised me. Don't they have work?

"This place is very bubbly isn't it?" Kakashi asked. Asuma was on the other side of Kakashi and nodded.

"Bubbly? Wow, never heard that term used before…." I chuckled and ordered some vodka drink.

"So, what are you doing here Asuma?" I asked.

"Well, I asked Kurenai to meet me here, but I don't think she likes me that much." He sighed and rubbed his forehead.

"Ah it's ok, you're a good looking guy, you'll get some sooner or later." I laughed, he didn't seem to find it that funny. "Gosh, it was a joke.." I muttered getting my drink.

7 drinks later…………… oh no………….

Kakashi was acting funny, he only had two margaritas and a shot. I must admit I was drunk off my ass. My eyes wandered to the dance floor. Asuma was long gone with Kurenai, they were both drunk and dancing with the other kids. Kakashi and I were laughing cause some dude fell.

"You wanna go dance?" I asked.

"I don't know how…." he muttered.

"Neither do I? How hard can it be." I grinned and grabbed his hand leading to the dance floor where everyone was dirty dancing. It would have been awkward if we were sober, but I don't even think he's gonna remember tonight, lightweight drinkers and their silliness. We tried to copy the people around, we were doing ok, till some chick threw up on me, Kakashi and this other chick next to me. Kakashi slipped in the barf, I laughed and the chick next to me threw up too.

It was pretty nasty to say the least. I decided it was time to leave anyway, we were dancing like retards for at least an hour, covered in sweat and throwup now. Before I left I helped the girl who threw up into the bathroom where she clung to the toilet barfing her guts out. Her boyfriend soon came in and I took my leave.

Kakashi was awkwardly sitting against the wall, kind of slumped. He looked to be sleeping. I tried to wake him up to walk but all I could get him to do is stand up and lean on the wall. Stupid retard. Lightweights are always difficult aren't they? So Instead of helping him stumble home I had to carry him. Wasn't that difficult but still non the less a pain in the ass considering I should still be in bed after that stab that happened a few days ago.

Pppppppppaaaaaaaaiiiiiin in the ass

I got up to his door and let him slump against the railing to the stairs. I looked through my key chain and decided I must have left his spare key at my house.

"Fuck…" I muttered even looking under his doormat where a bunch of dead crickets lay. No key

Crrreeeaaaakkkkk, CRACK!

I turned to see what the noise was and saw Kakashi falling through the broken railing.

"WHY!" I yelled running to catch his foot. I prayed to God he didn't wake up and make me drop him. "HEAVY ASS MOTHER FUCKER!!!" I yelled yanking his pant leg up, getting most of his lower body onto the floor. Of course he doesn't wear a belt with is pants, and I didn't know that you should actually hold onto to the person rather the pants.

I couldn't help but laugh when I accidentally pulled his pants down and almost dropped him again. Eventually I pulled him all the way up, after hitting his head on the post of course, I sat against the wall gasping. That was a mighty good work out. Did I sign up for making sure his body returned safely, Jeeze?

"What are you doing?" My eye twitched and I looked over at Kakashi who was waking up, though still drunk. He must have noticed his pants were down and I was out of breath. "WOW! WHAT WERE YOU DOING!?" That seemed to sober him up a bit.

"It is not what it looks like!" I put my hands up and waved them around, he tried to stand and stumbled to the railing again which snapped. He went tumbling down, landed on his feet and passed out again…. … … ARRGGG!!! I tugged at my hair.

"You fucker! Your sleeping on my couch! I don't give a shit anymore!!" I jumped down and dragged him by the vest to my apartment building. Then up the stairs I dragged and finally into my house where I plopped him on my couch.

It was only 10:30, insomnia plagued me. So I decided to do something productive, like clean the barf off of the man sleeping on my couch. I took a washrag and started washing the crap off his face and arm first. Then I sat him up and took his vest and outer shirt off which was covered with regurgitated Mac and cheese looking stuff.

"Wow, I like you in a wife beater." I laughed. He had a thin torso and a thick chest, I could see the little details of his abs and chest. His arms were very muscular and perfect. A few scars sprinkled his milky skin which to me meant he wasn't afraid of getting hurt, always a plus.

I sort of wanted to pour a bucket of water on his white shirt just to see every detail. But I decided against it. He already caught me with his pants down… if that makes sense. Seriously hope he doesn't remember that in the morning.

He looked very peaceful sleeping, I pulled his snail headband thing off and put it on the floor next to him. What was under that mask though? I was so tempted to see his face, so far he seemed good looking, but what if he had a funky nose or weird lips. Oh well, we were friends. Nothing big or anything.

Getting fed up with myself staring at my friend, I went to do laundry. I threw his stuff in there while I was at it. Then I heard something running, and fumbling. I rushed to see what it was,

"Bathroom!" Kakashi was running around like a chicken with its head cut off looking for the bathroom.

"There!" I pointed to my bathroom and he ran in. He threw up for like an hour. It was quite funny how much that guy had in his stomach. After the half hour mark I knocked on the door, he gagged again and piles more stomach acid into my toilet.

"What the hell are you throwing up? A cow? You've been in there for like half hour… Should I prepare a coffin?"

"I'm fine! BLEAAG!!" he barfed again. I laughed my ass off.

"If you need anything don't be afraid to ask… you can use sign language too if you have to." I laughed again at my lame joke and went off to do dishes.

The water stopped and I finished up my dishes. No more barfing sounds were coming from my bathroom so I assumed he was finished. I knocked on the door. No answer.

"I'm coming in. don't be naked or worse, inside out!" I walked in and saw him passed out on the floor, his shirt was thrown into my sink, it was covered in nasty stuff. His mask was barely covering half his lip, so in actuality I got a pretty good look at his face. Perfect nose, and from what I could see, his lips were pale and very nice for a guy.

"Ew, now I know what you were bitch about…" I said smelling his breath and remembering when he was carrying me to the hotel. Carefully I brought him back to the couch, then I retrieved a big glass of water and made him drink. You do get very dehydrated after drinking, some people get very sick that way. .

I stared at his naked upper body for a while…. Daaaammmnnnn!

FAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!