Hey minna-san NinGo here with another chapter of GYGOD! Just thought I should let you know that I'm back at college now so the update rate may drop (again).

Anyway I don't own Naruto or Yugioh GX.

Chapter 12- We're too busy duelling, to put anybody down!


Naruto was once again awoken at an ungodly hour, but this time it wasn't by his frival Misawa. No, this time it was a phone call, and It was the specific ringtone that told him who it was from.

'IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY. ITS ALL ABOUT THE DUM DUM DUH DE-' he picked up the phone before it could wake anyone else up with its obnoxiously cheerful tune.

"Why the hell did I choose that song?" he grumbled, feeling particularly cranky so early in the morning. He heard a dry voice from the other end.

"Because you thought it was humorous." Kaiba said with a deadpan. Naruto blinked while looking up in though.

'Oh yeah, I did.' He thought. He had come across the song after a quick YouTube search, and thought it fitted Kaiba perfectly, even if said man didn't exactly agree. Shaking his head he glared at the space in front of him "Why the hell'd you wake me up so early in the morning, eh?" he demanded, sounding more than slightly annoyed. Kaiba was silent for a few seconds before speaking.

"A few hours ago a high budget, top-secret experiment escaped from the research centre on Duel Academy." Naruto blinked, before sitting upright.

"Woah woah woah, an experiment? What is it, and how 'top-secret' is it exactly?" he asked, instantly concerned. There came a snort from the other end.

"Apparently so much so that I didn't know of it." The man sounded annoyed that something could be done under his nose so simply. "It seems that the head researcher decided to spend his budget on developing something for a rival company. I am unsure of the details, but it seems he was researching an advanced, duelling machine that could best the top duellists in the world." Now Naruto could practically hear the sneer in the man's tone "I have no doubt that someone wants to defeat me in a duel, most likely to win the rights to KaibaCorp and put me out of business. They would never be able to find a mercenary with the skill or ability to defeat me." Naruto rolled his eyes at the man's arrogance, but he knew it to be true. "So they built a weapon that could do so. At least that's what Mokuba and I gathered from the data logs." Naruto nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, that certainly sounds like a reasonable-" 'and I use that term lightly' "-theory. So, what you want me to do about it?" Kaiba was silent again.

"What makes you think I want you to do anything?" Naruto smirked.

"Kaiba, please, I know you. You wouldn't have bothered telling me about this unless you wanted me to do something. That's how you work." Kaiba chuckled slightly.

"Alright. I want you to search the island for this experiment, and report to me on anything you find out about it." Naruto nodded.

"Sure, but you do realise this is going to cut into my class time?" he asked, and he heard a snort from the other end.

"Like you actually care." He said before hanging up. Naruto blinked before grinning.

"He knows me so well." Standing up with a a large yawn and stretch he walked over to his wardrobe. Putting on his jacket he thought about how he was going to go about doing this. Stopping before he opened his door, he got an evil grin.

'Well, at least I know the perfect helper…'


"OW!"

Naruto looked behind him at the shout and rolled his eyes "Oh come Misawa, it was just a branch!" his frival glared at him while holding his nose.

"One that hit me in the face!" he said indignantly. He pulled his hand away and swore at some red on his palm. "Shit! Now I'm bleeding!" Naruto smirked slightly, he was always so proud whenever he 'corrupted' someone- the old Misawa wouldn't have sworn so easily! "You still haven't told me why we're out here yet. It's been four hours!" Naruto turned to face him fully.

"Weeeeeeeell, Kaiba asked me a…favour." Seeing his friends raised brow he continued "There's a research centre on this island, and an illegal, unauthorised experiment has escaped." Misawa, being the genius he was caught on quick, and his eyes widened.

"Wait and we're looking for it?!" seeing the blonde nod his eyes widened even further "What the hell Naruto!" taking a deep breath to calm himself the genius asked "Do you have any idea how dangerous this 'experiment' is?" he asked rather nervously. The blonde shrugged.

"Well. It's probably just a duelling robot or something to beat Kaiba." Misawa's jaw dropped.

"Hang on a minute, you don't exactly sound sure. You do know what it is…right?" seeing the blonde avert his eyes Misawa facepalmed "Great, this is how I die isn't it? In the middle of a forest by an unknown creation." Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Stop being such a drama queen, it's not like we're confronting it or anything, just scouting it out." Misawa moved his hand and looked at the blonde questionably.

"Why exactly is he asking you to do this? Doesn't he have, I don't know, security personal or something?" Naruto shook his head.

"Not at the moment. I already told you the experiment was unauthorised, that means the research centre went rouge. At the moment Kaiba's most likely investigating the rest of his staff, and although he'd never admit it out loud I'm the only person he can trust right now. It also helps that I'm currently living on the island it escaped from, and he knows I can take care of myself." Misawa thought it over for a while before sighing.

"Well, whatever." He glared at the blonde "However, you owe me for this!" Naruto nodded with a grin.

"Sure. Thanks Misawa." The genius smiled slightly before frowning.

"But come to think about it, why did you get me to help you." Naruto whistled 'innocently' and he glared again. "Oh I get it, this is for all the times I woke you up early, isn't it!" Naruto turned around before his friend could see his grin.

"Whatever gave you that idea?" grumbling about 'conniving blonde bastards' Misawa followed his friend further into the forest. Catching up to him, Misawa walked alongside the blonde.

"So, where do we start? I mean, it's not like it's just going to burst out those bushes and-" a loud scream came from the right of them. Turning around they were shocked to see a monkey, with a duel disk carry a screaming Junko, jumping from tree to tree, while three men in suits, one with a tranquiliser rifle (that was for some reason yellow) chased after it. After that Shou, Judai, Asuka and Momoe appeared and chased after them, none of them noticing the two shocked Ra Yellows. After they left the two boys turned to each other with blank expressions and Misawa spoke the thought on both of their minds. "That…was the strangest thing I've ever seen" Misawa said. Nodding slowly, Naruto turned and went the way the others did, Misawa not far behind.

Eventually they came to a stop, where the two saw the group they were following. Junko and the monkey were on a tree that bent over a cliff, the men in suits were in the middle, with the gunman aiming his rifle, and the Slifer/Obelisk group were near the trees. Standing behind a tree the two watched the exchange between the MIB and the DA students, just catching the beginning of it.

"That is no mere monkey!" the short man in a brown suit shouted, he was obviously the one in charge there. "This is the duelling monkey that we've been putting a lot of effort into training!" the teens were shocked at this information.

"A duelling monkey?"

"Right, and its name stands for 'Super Animal Learning.' Or SAL for short."

"Looks weak" Momoe said.

The man without the rifle turned to the small man. "Doctor!"

The man was seemingly unapologetic at the information he let out "Seems it was a slip of the tongue." The two turned around, but turned back when Judai called out to them. He walked forward a few steps with his usual confidence/arrogance.

"Leave it to me!"

The Doctor seemed amused, though with his voice it was hard to tell. "To you? And what, pray tell, are you saying you can do?" Judai smirked.

"I'll decide things with a duel, of course." Ignoring the rest of the chatter Naruto started thinking over the new info he had discovered.

'Hmm, this looks like it could be the experiment that escaped, but really, a monkey? Like an animal- no matter how well trained- could defeat Kaiba. There must be more to this than there appears.' Looking up he saw that the duel had begun. After a few minutes he turned Misawa.

"Well, we've seen all we have to. I doubt that even Judai could be beaten by a monkey, even if he has the intelligence of one." Before he could leave he heard the words 'Animal Experiments'. Turning around he narrowed his eyes at the short man who was speaking. He had no doubts now that this was the unauthorised experiment was. As much as a bastard Kaiba could be sometimes, he knew he wouldn't use animals for experiments, no matter what it was for. At least, he hoped not. Frowning he spoke once more. "Come on, let's go." Nodding, Misawa followed his friend, glad to be done with the whole ordeal.


It was later that evening at the docks and Naruto was calling Kaiba on his phone to give his report.

"I see, so that's what they were doing." Kaiba said thoughtfully, before scoffing "As if a monkey could defeat me." Naruto sighed in relief.

"So, you didn't know about the monkey?"

"Of course, I told you, an experiment I had not authorised had occurred, and the subject escaped. Are you suspecting me of lying to you." The man asked, annoyed. Naruto shook his head.

"NO! Of course not! It's just…"

"Just what?" Kaiba asked, more confused now than annoyed. Naruto frowned.

"Just…I have a feeling that's not the whole story. I mean, they had to know that a monkey could not defeat you. Also, they were talking about duel spirits, not a weapon. Why would they conduct secret experiments on a monkey, for data on duel spirits of all things? It just doesn't make sense, not to mention it contradicts what you and Mokuba found in their research notes." Naruto was staring off into the ocean "it all just seems odd to me."

Kaiba frowned on the other end, now that he thought about it, it didn't make sense. Before he could say anything his secretary burst into the room.

"Mister Kaiba sir, you should take a look at this…" she trailed off, handing him a folder. Raising a brow he took it from her and opened it. The contents made his eyes widen and his grip on the phone slackened. Naruto was worried about the noise made by the phone falling on the desk.

"Hey, Kaiba, what's up?" rang the blonde's voice. Picking the phone back up, Kaiba spoke to his 'nephew'.

"Looking at these statistics and finances, the cost of the equipment used on SAL doesn't come anywhere near the amount that the facility overspent on their budget!" Naruto blinked.

"So, what does that mean exactly?" Kaiba frowned.

"It means that you were right, there's more going on here than we originally believed.

Naruto frowned 'Damn it, why does my gut always have to be right?' taking a deep breath he asked the obvious question.

"So what do we do no-" the blondes question was cut off by a loud splash coming from the ocean. He looked up just in time to see a large figure fly over him. Hearing a loud crash behind him he span and was shocked at what he found. Kneeling on the peer (which miraculously had not completely shattered) was a large figure in a black cloak. When it stood up, the cloak that had been caught in some broken wood tore of completely, and if he was shocked before it was nothing compared to how he felt now.

Standing before him was a robot! It was, as already mentioned quite large, a few inches taller than Titan had been. It had a duel disk on its arm, and despite its silver colour and obvious mechanical parts, it could have been mistaken to be human. It had two red eyes and a facemask that was pure black that covered its face below the eyes. Its eyes turned to him, and small black shapes flitted across them.

"Target locked. Registering facial construction." Its eyes glowed for a minute before dimming. "Registration complete. Cross referencing from database. Match found. Identity, Uzumaki Naruto. Mission objection located." Its duel disk activated "Engaging target in duel."

Naruto put the phone back against his ear "Kaiba? Yeah, I'm gonna have to call you back."

"Wait Naru-" turning the phone off he put it in his pocket. Eyeing the machine warily he raised his arm. He was glad he listened to his gut and brought his duel disk and deck with him.

"So, what exactly are you?" he asked. The machines eyes glowed again

"Question registered. Checking database…Answer is within my programming to give. I am 'Synthetically Advanced Duelling Intelligence' or SADI as my creator calls me as an abbreviation. I have been sent to duel you and quote- 'crush and humiliate before a painful death'- unquote." Naruto just stare at the android blandly.

"Well, as lovely as that sounds-" he turned on his duel disk, thus starting the duel "-I'm gonna have to wup yo mechanical ass!"

"DUEL!"

"Initiating draw phase. Draw phase complete. Initiating main phase. I summon 'Genex Searcher' in the offensive position." A mechanical monster that looked like it had pulled itself out of a scrap heap appeared on the field.

#Genex Searcher- Machine/Earth lvl: 4#

#Atk/Def- 1600/400#

"I lay a facedown card. I terminate my turn." Naruto's eye twitched.

'That's going to get annoying fast!' drawing a card he summoned a monster "I summon 'Akatsuki- Konan' in attack mode." The beautiful kunoichi of the Akatsuki appeared in a flurry of paper.

#A-K- Atk-2000#

"'Konan' destroy 'Genex Searcher'!" a storm of razor sharp paper shredded the machine to pieces. SADI showed no reaction to the loss of its life points.

#Naruto- 4000#

#SADI- 3600#

"'Genex Searcher's' effect is initiated. Upon its destruction I can special summon a 'Genex' monster of 1500 attack points or less from my deck." SADI picked out its deck and chose the card it wanted before shuffling the deck and putting back in its disk. "I summon 'Genex Turbine' in the offensive position." A monster shaped like, well a turbine with a green glowy light emitting from it appeared on the field.

#Genex Turbine- Machine/Earth lvl: 4#

#Atk/Def- 1400/1300#

"'Genex Turbine's' effect is initiated. All 'Genex' monsters receive a boost of 400 points to their attack points."

#GT- Atk-1800#

Naruto frowned at the monster before pulling a card from his hand. "I place a facedown and end my turn." Looking at the robot he decided to push it a bit. "Say, SADI, was it? You wouldn't happen to know anything about the over spent budget of the research facility, do you?" the androids eyes glowed.

"Question registered. Checking database…Answer is within my programming to give. I was created by the scientists whom worked at the research institution on this island. I am informed that the majority of the budget was spent on my creation." Naruto frowned.

"Ok, another question. Where does SAL fit into all of this." Once again the robots eyes glowed.

"Question registered. Checking database…Answer is within my programming to give. The data gathered from the experimentation on the primate named SAL and field tests such as the incident this afternoon were used in my creation. I am a highly advanced duelling machine, created for the sole purpose of your destruction, Uzumaki Naruto." Naruto's eyes widened before composing himself. He could see Haku standing next to him, her body language tense and on guard, despite the fact she could do nothing in her state. Swallowing he asked one more question.

"Who created you?! Who could possibly want me dead?" SADI's eyes glowed again.

"Question registered. Checking database…Answer is not within my programming to give. I shall commence with my turn. Initiating draw phase. Draw phase complete. Initiating main phase. I summon 'R-Genex Accelerator' in the offensive position." (Honestly, I don't know how to describe this one, look it up.)

#R-Genex Accelerator- Machine/Wind lvl: 4#

#Atk/Def- 1500/1900#

"In consequence to 'Genex Turbine's' effect it receives a boost of 400 points to its attack points."

#R-GA Atk-1900#

"I activate the quick play spell card 'Hand Destruction'. In consequence to this cards activation, each player must discard two cards from their hands to the graveyard, and then draw two cards from their decks." Naruto growled in frustration.

'I swear to Ra that is really fucking annoying!' looking at his hand he smirked, already devising a way to use the last card played to his advantage. Putting two cards in the graveyard he drew two more, SADI doing the same. If the android could, Naruto had the feeling it would be smirking right now.

"In consequence to the effect of 'R-Genex Accelerator', since I have added a 'Genex' monster to my hand from the deck, I can special summon that monster, for the price of revealing that monster. I special summon in the offensive position from within my hand, 'Genex Solar'." A plane-like android appeared before SADI.

#Genex Solar- Machine/Light lvl: 7#

#Atk/Def- 2500/1500#

"In consequence to 'Genex Turbine's' effect it receives a boost of 400 points to its attack points."

#GS Atk-2900#

Naruto's eyes widened, he couldn't let that attack! SADI continued its turn.

"'Genex Solar' engage his 'Akatsuki-Konan'." 'Genex Solar flew at 'Konan' to deliver a punch. Naruto flourished his arm outwards.

"Not so fast! I activate my facedown trap card 'Paper Person of God'! This card destroys an opponent's attacking monster, and negates the attack!" SADI's eyes glowed.

"You have made a tactical error Uzumaki Naruto. I activate my face down trap card 'Trap Stu-"

Naruto smirked "Oh no you don't! I activate the quick play card 'Explosive Tag' from my hand. This negates and destroys your trap card, and if that isn't enough say good bye to 500 life points!" The trap card was destroyed, causing 500 points of damage to SADI's life points, and enabling Naruto's trap card to destroy 'Genex Solar'.

#Naruto- 4000#

#SADI- 3100#

SADI continued its move "I lay a face down card. I terminate my turn." Naruto drew a card and smirked at it.

"I summon 'Akatsuki- Deidara' in attack mode." The blonde Akatsuki member appeared in a puff of smoke, and immediately two clay birds flew out and landed on SADI's shoulders. "Next, I activate the spell card 'Edo Tensei'. By removing 'Deidara' from the field I can special summon a monster from the graveyard." SADI's spoke up.

"Tactical error Uzumaki Naruto. You currently have zero monster cards in your graveyard." Naruto smirked.

"Tactical fuck up SADI! Remember 'Hand Destruction'? I put two monsters in the graveyard then." If it had the physical ability for its eyes to widen, then he was sure SADI's would have. "By removing 'Akatsuki- Deidara' from play I special summon 'Akatsuki- Hidan' in attack mode!" the psycho-zealot of the Akatsuki appeared out of a coffin. "And since 'Deidara' has been removed from the field, the clay tokens on your shoulders detonate!" as he said they would, the birds exploded, actually causing SADI to stumble slightly.

#Naruto- 4000#

#SADI- 2100#

"Next, I activate the effect of 'Akatsuki- Hidan'. By sacrificing 500 life points I can destroy 1 monster on your side of the field, and I choose 'Genex Turbine'!" 'Hidan's' skin turned black with skeletal decorations. Laughing madly, the silver-haired-nin stabbed himself, causing 'Genex Turbine' to shatter. This also had the effect of reducing 'R-Genex Accelerator's' attack back to normal.

#Naruto- 3500#

#SADI- 2100#

#R-GA- Atk-1500#

"Now 'Konan' destroy 'R- Genex Accelerator', Shikigami Dance!" the 'Genex' monster was buffeted in a storm of paper, shredding it and causing it to explode, right in SADI's face.

#Naruto- 3500#

#SADI- 1600#

"And with that I'll end my turn."

SADI was silent for a few seconds before continuing. "I initiate my draw phase. Draw phase complete. I summon to the field 'Genex Controller' in the defensive position." A small robot on tracks that looked like a lunar rover appeared on the field.

#Genex Controller- Machine/Dark lvl: 3#

#Atk/Def- 1400/1200#

"I activate the spell card 'Double Summon'. In consequence to this cards activation, I may normal summon an additional monster this turn. The effect of a card in my hand is activated. When there is a 'Genex Controller' present on the battle field, I can normal summon 'Genex Furnace' in the offensive position, without the requirement of a tribute." A furnace with small arms and legs appeared, the front of it opening and letting out a roar of flame.

#Genex Furnace- Pyro/Fire lvl: 5#

#Atk/Def- 2000/1300#

SADI wasn't done yet. "I activate the continuous spell card 'Machine Assembly Line'. All face up Machine type monsters gain a boost of 200 points to their attack points."

#GC Atk-1600#

"'Genex Furnace' engage 'Akatsuki- Hidan'." The front hatch opened again, blasting 'Hidan' with an intense burst of flames. Naruto smirked, even though his life points decreased.

#Naruto- 3200#

#SADI- 1600#

When the fire had died down it was revealed that 'Hidan' was still there. SADI's head twitched slightly.

"Technical error! 'Akatsuki- Hidan' is still present on the field!" Naruto's smirk grew.

"Heh, sorry SUCKI but that's 'Hidan's' other effect, he can't be destroyed by battle." The android twitched again.

"My identity is SADI!" Naruto grinned.

"That's what I said, SUCKI! 'Stupid Useless Crappy Knock-off of Intelligence'!" The robot twitched again.

"Incorrect. My identity is SADI, and it stands for 'Synthetically Advanced Duelling Intelligence." It said firmly, sounding a tiny bit annoyed- even though it was a robot.

Naruto made a sound of realisation. "Oh, so it's SADI?" seeing the affirming nod he grinned. "Right, let's see if I've got this, SADI, 'Super Annoying Dancing Idiot'?" the machines eyes darkened slightly.

"'Synthetically Advanced Duelling Intelligence'!"

"Sandwich Applying Dinner Inquisitor?"

"'Synthetically Advanced Duelling Intelligence'!"

"Stale Apple Defeats Iguanas?"

"'Synthetically Advanced Duelling Intelligence'!"

"Skinny Anorexic Dieting Inuit?"

"'SYNTHETICALLY ADVANCED DUELLING INTELLIGENCE!"

"Super Cala Fragilistic Expialidocious?"

SADI's left eye exploded "THOSE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE SAME BEGINNING LETTERS! ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR!" The androids head started spinning. "ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERRoooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrr." The head stopped spinning, and the machines remaining eye dulled, turning blank. With a mighty creak the robot fell over and landed on the ground with a loud crash. Naruto blinked and stared in confusion.

"Oooooooookaaaaaaaaay, that's never happened before." Shrugging he walked over to the fallen machine and pokes it with his foot. "Hellooooo, anyone in there? Do I have to call the Windows helpline?" after a few seconds he shrugged again and depowered his duel disk, ending the match. "Well, not the usual way to win a duel, but against a emotionless android that had been ordered to 'quote- 'crush and humiliate before a painful death'- unquote' me, I'll take what I can get!" taking his phone out of his pocket he redialled the last number he called.

"Yeah, Kaiba! You might want to send a pickup team to the docks ASAP."


(Meanwhile in a unknown location)

A figure cloaked in shadows stared at a computer screen that was flashing the words 'Lost Connection'. The figures eye twitched in annoyance, the damn brat broke his robot! Slowly and dangerous he turned his angry gaze to a heavily sweating man in a white lab coat. Opening his mouth he spoke in a slow and angry voice.

"You told me that SADI would be able to crush that little urchin effortlessly. Yet, what I just witnessed was your 'prized creation' get run round in circles and then completely and utterly annoyed to destruction! That was hardly the 'state of the art' artificial intelligence you so loudly bragged about. In fact, I've seen more intelligence in a BACK FLIPPING DOG TOY!" he finished with a shout, standing up, emphasising his last words with a mighty slam on his desk. The man let out a small shriek of fear as he brought his hands up protectively. He quickly began to make excuses.

"P-P-P-P-Please s-s-sir! G-G-G-Give me an-another Ch-Chance!" he begged, falling to his knees. The shadowed man glared at him furiously.

"You insolent worm! Don't ask me for forgiveness, ask the lord! You better hope he hears your prayers and stops this bullet from hitting your skull!" whipping out a gun incredibly fast, the man fired a single shot, that hit the scientist square in the head, causing him to fall with a thud. Sneering the man put the gun away, turning back to the computer screen. "Insufferable heretic! May he rot in hell!" the glow from the screen illuminated the sneer as well as a dog collar round his neck. Glaring at the computer screen he spat on it as a picture of the blonde Ra Yellow appeared on it. "Enjoy this victory, Uzumaki Naruto, for soon, God's vengeance shall before thee, and thou shall be smite-ed!" With a mad grin, the man burst into a fit of evil laughter, causing the guards dragging the scientists body away to become very uncomfortable.

Chapter End


Ok, first of all, no offence to any religions out there! If you have a problem with that last bit, tell me. Also, about that man at the end, he is the OC that won the contest. I decided that instead of ignoring this incredibly-filler episode, I'd put my own twist on it. That eventually wounded up with me introducing Keeper of Harmony's OC. Tell me what you think, epically you KoH!

Also was the end of that duel anticlimactic? Is it fine how it is, or should I finish the duel and put that end bit in as an omake? The reason I did that was because I couldn't be bothered to write SADI anymore, plus I was running out of 'Genex' cards. Also the duel was too easily won, and I wanted to bring Naruto's annoying personality out full force. Tell me what you think, seeing as I'm nit 100% sure about this chapter.

Anyway, see you next time!