-1KHMK: (sob) my mom ate the Chinese food!

Avery: so?

(Tiffany appears out of nowhere)

Tiffany: I'm back form Canada, …. Eh?

KHMK: (ish depressed)

Tiffany: (goes and pokes KHMK)

KHMK: no mommy…. therapists are evil…. My TV's a better listener… and it's free….

Everyone: O.o

KHMK: I know something was wrong with the bot… but I got like, ONE review for the last two chappys… DEPRESSED! WARNING: this chappy contains Logan and Avery bashing.

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Artist like to draw life stills.

Life doesn't stay still.

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"Why is it so hot?" asked Avery, wiping her forehead. She was sweating, and when Avery sweats, she get all… just wait.

"Why don't you make a tree grow from the ground and make a shady spot for all 'a y'all to sit under," Lilly said, rarely using that weird 'southern' slang, and flapping her right arm around. But she too, was sweating.

As I was saying, Avery gets a little… literal.

"OKAY!"

Avery grew an oak tree.

In the desert.

With her mind.

Right…

"How did you do that?" Logan asked, diving after Puzzles, who was climbing to a tall branch in the tree.

"Lilly said to grow a tree, so I grew a tree!" Avery squeaked, (what?) and she put her hands on her hips, and stepped back to admire her handy work.

Sora walked over and fell right down, leaning ageist the tree, closed his eyes, and no one could find out of he was sleeping or awake.

Not even Kairi.

"Look, It's an oak tree in the middle of the desert, Avery, I think that you should get rid of that."

"Why?"

Lilly shook her friend. "Avery! Do alligators live in the Arctic?"

"Uhhh… I could freeze the Everglades, then they would live in the arctic!"

Lilly made a face. The she realized something.

Her friend could freeze the Everglades. And the Sahara desert. And Lilly.

Lilly could knock down a building with her funny sword thing.

And Puzzles, he defies the laws of physics.

Boy, Lilly's life is full of weird things.

"Your right Lilly, the tree is blocking the view of that giant Tiger head over there." Avery said, she held her palm out, waved it, and the tree fizzled out with little green specks.

Now as the authoress didn't tell you, Logan was up in the tree, trying to get Puzzles. He was oblivious to the conversation that his friends were having, and fell, screaming, down to the sand below him. He landed SMACK, in to ground, and Puzzles landed lightly on him, but it was enough to make Logan go "OFF!" Sora fell back into the sand, and nearly got mauled by that person who still as an imaginary friend at age thirteen.

Avery was laughing, and her forehead was drenched with sweat that she had not wiped away yet. Then she tilted her head to the side as if mesmerized by something, but Lilly was fully immersed in the:

"Look at the pretty lights…."

Lilly pointed limply at the Cave of Wonders, which was madly shooting off firework like lights, and Lilly was greatly amazed.

(and so was the authoress)

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They walked into the desert city of Agrabah, were people were busying about, in the Bazaar, trying to find many things in the booth shops. Lilly instantly bounced off to a shop that sold metal trinkets, and got screamed at by Donald.

"Lilly! No goofing off!"

"I thought that was Sora's job."

"WAK!"

Lilly grabbed a colorful piece of cloth from a shop, and wrapped it around her head. "Aw, c'mon Donald! Even the defenders of the worlds need to stop for goofing off."

Before Donald could say anything more, Sora grabbed him by the arm and pulled him off to a shop where they sold what looked like oddly shaped and deformed turnips.

"Logan, where are we going?" Avery asked, being the sweaty person she is. She was sweaty and hot, and was not going to object to anything right about now.

"To get something to drink!" Logan was hot and sweaty too, but he did not have any side effects. He was just thirsty. When it's about 105 degrees outside, what 'cha gonna do?

"Hey look! LIQUIDS!" Logan yelled suddenly, grabbing Avery by the arm. Avery was standing limply, like she was going to fall over and think she's standing up right.

Logan was pointing to a small shop in the corner, that no one seemed to want to go near. There was a lady with an ugly mole and gray hair, with many colorful beads hanging down from her dress down.

"Hey lady, got any thing for us to chug?" Logan said curly, but not in a rude way.

The old woman looked, up and Logan flinched at her… well… not to pretty face.

"Oh why yes my dear child…" The lady calked softly, and Logan, instead of backing away, like any person with common sense would do, inched forward, being the incredibly stupid and thirsty idiot he was. Avery was clinging limply onto his arm looking like she was going to fall down and become a useless ball of phlegm-like substance sometime soon.

The woman pulled out two small bottles of liquid, one green, the other a sickly blue.

Logan, still being the thirsty idiot he was, snatched the bottles, slammed all of his munny (a lot about 800) on the booth and ran away to Lilly, who was now looking at some glass figurines.

"LILLY!"

Lilly yelp and accidentally jumped and sent the glass thing she was studying flying three feet above her head. She caught it about six inches before it hit the ground.

Logan didn't seem to see this. Even though it was two feet in front of him.

"LILLY! LOOKIT! LIQUIDS! ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?!?!?" Logan screamed in her face. His eye was twitching.

Avery collapsed on the ground, gone bonkers.

Logan and Lilly bent on the ground next to Avery, who patted Logan on the head like a loyal pet.

"Mommy, Simba needs a bath…." She groaned, but Simba was Avery's dog's name….

She's crazy.

BOO!

Hehe.

"Avery, how about you take a nap…" Lilly dragged her friend over to a near shop, and leaned her on the wood.

"Hello Bob! How are you? Me? Oh I'm fine. OH! Look at that flying egg sandwich!" Avery asked her shadow.

"Uhhh…. Right…" Lilly said.

Logan ignoring the fact that one of his friends was delusional, and the other one was completely left out and confused, took the sickly bottle filled stuff and chugged the thing.

"Hic!"

The was a puff of ugly, bad smelling smoke and it covered Logan.

"Logan, Logan! Are you okay?"

"Of cose I okay! I'm wonderfel!" It was Logan's voice, but it was shill and cheerful.

The smoke cleared, and the was Logan, alright, except he was….

CHIBIFIED!

Lilly was staring, agape, at her now three foot tall fiend.

"Willy! I wan some candy!" Logan pulled on her pants legs, while he was screeching.

"Uhh… Logan are you okay?" Lilly asked, after prying him away from her leg, and shooed him in front of her.

"DOH! I wan some candy!" Logan stuffed his fingers in his ears, puffed out his cheeks, and stomped his feet on the ground.

"Guys!" Their spiky haired friend, otherwise called Sora, came running over, Goofy and Donald inches behind him.

"Gus, you gotta he- what happened to these two?" Sora stopped in the middle of the sentence, seeing the person who was talking to her shadow, ands the shripy version of Logan who was now lurched on to Goofy's leg sobbing that he wanted candy.

"I don't know, one sec-"

"SOWA! I WAN SOME CANDY! WILLY WON'T GIVE ME ANY!"

In a flash, Logan was attached to Sora's leg, screaming like the three and a half year old he now was.

"Let's get him some candy."

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Lilly got Logan got the little version of Logan the biggest Lollypop anyone has ever seen. It was colorful, and was at least a foot long at the stick thingy.

Avery was walking again, but singing a song that she forgot she hated.

"SINCE YOU'VE GONE! I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME!"

"Thank god we got him to shut up," Sora said pointing to Logan who was riding Puzzles, enjoying his lollypop.

"I know, I think I might have got a migraine if that last two more -

"WWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

"I spoke to soon."

"SOWA! SOMEONE PUT SAND ON MY SUCKER!"

"What?"

"SANDS MEAN!"

"Lilly, help me!"

"Hey, He's your problem, man."

"Lilly!"

Lilly ignored him.

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"Hey what 'cha doing down there?" Goofy asked, looking downward at the dude in the purple vest that as in the sand pit with an abnormally high pitched squealing monkey.

"Uhh, I like this and all, but there's things TRYING TO STEAL OUR INTERNAL ORGANS OVER HERE!" Lilly screamed smacking a Heartless with her tie-dye sword. Gold and Purple. One time purple's here, and then the next time gold was there. It was confusing, but cool. JUST LIKE WINDOWS MOVIE MAKER! "HELP!"

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF PILLOWS! MUST I DO EVERYTHING?!?!?!?!?!??!" Lilly screamed, after No one responded to her head spinching scream.

"No, he can do everything!" The man in the purple vest said. But Lilly knew he was Aladdin.

Like, duh.

"Genie! Get rid of these guys!" Lilly was turned around, so she didn't she the flashing bright blue cloud, which would have made her less ticked off.

"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH! One loud and clear with number ONE coming right up!" A loud booming voice called, it was friendly and happy sounding, but it still made Lilly jump.

The was a SNAP! And all the Heartless went POOF, and seice Lilly was swinging, and there was nothing to hit, being the clumsy person she is, fell in the sand.

"New I get why they call it a 'sandwich'…" Lilly coughed, spitting out the sand on to Logan shoes, who was starting down at her.

"Sowa fixedded my sucker!" He screeched happily.

"Amazing Logan, now go hit stuff!"

Logan's face was elated. "SQUEE!"

He went around smashing into stuff with his lollypop. The Heartless, who were looking at Logan with their funny round eyes, thought he was gonna try and say 'HI! My name is (insert name here) wanna play?'

Oh but, how wrong they were.

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A/N I know that you have to go to that funny place and fight the pots and get the lamp stolen there, Jasmine captured yada, yada, yada…. But the Authoress is lazy, so were gonna skip it? Kay?

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"Okay, we're Sora, Donald goofy, Lilly, Avery, and-"

"I being Logan! Me being Logan!" Logan said, jumping up and down.

"I see, thanks Sora.

"What were you doing out here?"

""Same as always, hunting legenary tresure, Just came out of the Cave of Wonders! I found that carpet! And this lamp. Some say-"

"Please, kid leave that to the professionals!" there was that puff of blue smoke, again, Logan screamed and stated to cry, "THE GENIE OF THE LAMP!"

Confetti and little fire works were shooting off in different places.

"I grant any wish, ad you just used you first one! So what it'll be for with number TWO?"

Lilly was bored.

"Become a prince marry the beutiful princess, how does any other story end different?" Lilly was bored, and she hated this scene. In the game.

If was like pop-ups.

WHO NEEDS 'EM?

"Wait, did you say princess?"

"Yep."

"Princess…. Jasmine?"

"Oh that's right! She's in trouble Aladdin!"

"No, duh."

"To Agrabah!"

"No Lilly, there're in the Cave of Wonders." Sora informed them.

"How do you know this?"

"Because Jafar Shouted, 'If you can get through the maze, you may be able to find us in the cave of wonders', that's why."

"Oh well, that's blunt."

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"I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS, THERE THEY ARE STANDING IN THE ROAD! BIG ONES, SMALL ONES,"

Logan was singing this song over, and over, and it was becoming quite annoying.

"Could can you shut him up, please?" Aladdin asked the ceiling, his voice bouncing off the walls

"Wish number two coming right up!" Genie made the entire room go blue with his funny smoke magic.

"Wish? No that wasn't a wish, NO!"

"It wasn't? Oh, well to late, pal, sorry…"

"Did it work, though?"

They all looked back at Logan who was bouncing his head side to side, and opening his mouth, as if singing, but nothing came out of his mouth. Not even a peep.

They all sighed in joy.

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"Oh look, it's the ugly fat guy, and the evil dragon lady." Lilly realized who she was talking about.

"HEY YOU! YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF! AND YOUR FAT SELF! NOW GO BEFORE I THROW UP!"

The evil dragon lady, a.k.a. Maleficent went poof, just how Lilly liked it.

Lilly heard a yelp from behind her. Then she saw some thing red fly past her.

It was Iago.

And she saw something shiny.

It was the lamp.

"NO!"

The lamp dropped into Jafar's hands.

He rubbed it.

Genie came out.

Logan was still singing.

"Okay Al, this is you last wish so- hey, your not Al!"

"NO, I want you to grant my every wish, my minion! Show me the Keyhole!"

Genie put his hands over his eyes, and zapped the wall. Over on that wall, was the pretty Keyhole.

Now as I'm sure you've read by now, or id you hate my story so much that you took the 'Back' button and pressed it seventeen times, Genie was not under Aladdin's control anymore.

So say buh-bye to Aladdin's wishes.

"I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS, THERE THEY ARE STANDING IN THE ROAD, BIG ONES, SMALL ONES!"

Logan was still singing.

"Genie! My second wish! Crush them!"

"Genie, No!" Aladdin cried.

"I'm sorry Al, the one with the lamp calls the shots, so MOVE!"

"HERE'S A LLAMA THERE'S A LLAMA AND ANOTHER LITTLE LLAMA, FUZZY LLAMA FUNNY LLAMA, LLAMA, LLAMA, DUCK!

"Oh shut up, boy!" Jafar said venom.

Logan's lip trembled. Then he started to cry. No one could stop him from crying, because they were to busy trying to save their skins.

"Avery! You can't still be on the Frizz, can you?"

"Oh Bob, your just so funny!"

"Never mind."

"Over here!" Jafar said tauntingly, flying to the platform on the other side of the room. He summoned one of those fire beams from his staff and hitting Donald and Lilly in the face with it.

"OUCH!"

"WAK!"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BOY?!?"

Everyone turned around to see Logan latched onto the back of Jafar's cloak, and was…

Hitting him on head with his giant Lollypop stick.

"No ones saids bad words at Logan no one! You are a very mean person! You should go to JAIL! I THINK I SINGS PRETTY! YOU MEANIE!"

Logan was now pulling the back of Jafar's head, and he was screaming in pain.

Then there was a POPing sound, and a another POOF of that sickly blue smoke, and a "HIC!" sound.

Logan was back to his 13-year -old-self.

Jafar, have this now very much heavier teenager smacking him from his back, fell to the ground, where Everyone started to attack him like one of those hit and runs on T.V..

Jafar was not very pretty all bend up like that.

No, sir.

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"Logan, you can never ever sing again!" Lilly said sternly.

Logan was looking confused but pleased with himself.

"You gave me a cavity from just looking at you!"

Then a unpleasing booming sound came from above their heads.

"Genie! My final wish! Make me an all powerful GENIE!"

A rumbling blasted from the floor, and the floor started to fall away, leaving a huge, gaping hole in the ground.

They all fell in.

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Lilly sat up, rumbling, her… well, her backside. She looked up.

"AGHHH! I'M BLIND!" Avery cried running around in circles.

"MUMHAMUHAMUHA!"

Lilly knew this guy was an idiot. In all areas. That was a given. Also Lilly was no dimbo. Her brother was, but this was one gene she did not share with him.

Lilly grabbed Iago's tail feathers as he flew past. He kept on beating his wings and panting, thinking he was still flying. Lilly tugged him closer, and grabbed the lamp.

She sat on the floor, where she hid the lamp under her hoodie. Everyone else was still attacking Iago, but they were all idiots.

Lilly took the lamp, and rubbed it.

"I wish for a pack of batteries."

Jafar turned around, his big self as if forced to. He snapped his fingers, and a pack of Energizer, with the drumming bunny, appeared at her feet.

Lilly didn't know what to wish for.

"Uhh…. I wish for a three thousand sickles!"

If you haven't read Harry Potter, you don't know what skickles are. Wizard money.

"And I wish for one of those develop on the spot cameras with unlimited film!"

A back camera appeared on the floor in front of her.

"Now guess what Jafar?"

Jafar groaned.

"Say bye-bye to the lava, because it's that last thing you gonna see!"

Then, with a giant flash of light, and Jafar was sucked into the lamp like being flushed down a toilet.

Lilly tipped the lamp, side to side, shrugged, and threw it in the lava.

Boy, what a day.

"HECK YES!"

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KHMK: that was the longest chappy I've done!

Avery: do you enjoy making me loopy?

KHMK: YEAH!

KHMK: I feel so special!

Lilly: what kind of special?

Logan: yeah, like retarded?

KHMK: (SOB)

Tiffany: I brought you back a leaf! That's what's o the flag! …eh?

KHMK: Oh yeah, now I feel so thought of.