Disclaimer: Journey Maker doesn't own Yugioh, I don't own the songs in this Chapter only the Poem "My Family"
Chapter Twelve
THE CRAZINESS CONTINUES!!!
When everyone settled down Marik came back to the microphone and announced "alright now we have Mokuba Kaiba and he is going to do this song and he will be joined on stage by Margie. So let's hear it for Mokuba and Margie!" They all started clapping and yelling "you go Mokuba." Mokuba walked up and took the microphone off the stand and stood there looking at the monitor and as the music started he began singing and Margie came onstage and turned around and her butt had been enlarged and as Mokie sang, Margie wiggled her butt to the beat. Here's what he sang:
talking
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black
Everyone one was laughing so hard that they had tears running down their faces including Seto and Joey, and then Mokie continued.
rap
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4
When Mokuba was done singing and Marie stopped wiggling her rear end, there were laughter and they were clapping and cheering and then Margie took the microphone and said "alright lets settle down, we have one more group to come out here and sing for you so give it up for the "Spice Girls, aka, Bakura, Marik, Yami, Joey and Seto, so lets hear it for them."
Then out came the guys dressed in short skirts and halters with fake boobs and the started singing this song:
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.
Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me..ah you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you
gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover.
OMG!! When they were done singing, the place went nuts and Hank and the other men were whistling and yelling "hey, baby how about a date?" And they gave them a standing ovation when they were done. Then Margie went back on stage and said "alright settle down, Joey has written a Poem that he wants to read so please give him the courtesy of being quiet so he can read his Poem."
Joey took the microphone and Bakura handed him a chair to sit on and he began reading his Poem.
My Family by Joseph Wheeler
My family use to be my dad and me
But today it has grown to include four ladies and Margie
Then it grew again by two, with my love Seto and his brother Mokuba
But it didn't stop there we had another addition of three more with Bakura, Marik and Yami too.
Then we had ten more to add with the men that came to help me and my dad.
So you see a family doesn't have to be related by blood, it can be related by the one thing that can never change and that is by love.
Everyone had tears running down their faces when Joey was done and Hank went onstage and gave his son a hug and said "son that was really beautiful." As he got off the stage, everyone hugged him and said "we feel the same about you and Hank."
Margie then said "well that's the Karaoke Party, hope everyone had a really good time." Everyone cheered and said "we had the times of our lives, thanks for having this party."
Then everyone went inside and they all helped set up the cots and sleeping bags for Bakura and the others to sleep on and in and then everyone went to bed with the sights of tonight playing in their heads and they still giggled as they fell asleep thinking how silly everyone was and what a great time they all had.
Please R&R...
Chapter Thirteen Coming Up...Saying good-bye to friends and talking about the Wedding...
