Behind the mask: Episode 11 Season 1:The Things Fans Do
The Teen Titans were walking down the street from an ice cream shop. Raven and Beastboy had oreo ice cream, Starfire had icecream that was dipped in mustard, Robin had a chocolate, while Cyborg had cookie dough.
The world was currently peaceful, that is until his right ear peeked up. He turned around, but nothing was there.
"Do you guys hear that?" He turned to Raven, who was reading a book she took with her, while licking her ice cream. Obviously she was so into it, she didn't hear. He turned to the others, who shook their heads.
He heard it again.
"Did you guys hear that?" He asked once again.
"Beastboy, lets remember you have heightened senses than all of us. We do not hear it." Robin explained.
"It sounds... dangerous." Beastboy admitted.
"Well, what is the sound?" Robin asked.
But Beastboy was looking behind Robin and Cyborg. Behind them was an army of fangirls.
They were screaming with excitement, holding signs such as ' ','Robin, I'm your biggest fan', and 'Cyborg is a sexy man'. Some of the girls were reaching out for the boys, ready to grope them.
Behind Raven and Starfire, an army of fanboys werr runnibg towards them. They were holding signs such as 'Raven + whatevertheirnameis= FOREVER'. and some posters had a star engulfed in flames that slingshotted into a heart. There were also reaching for the girls.
"RUN!" Shouted Robin, now noticing the two groups He threw a smoke bomb into the ground, and once the smoke cleared out, the only one left was Raven, still engulfed in her book to notice. She didn't hear crap.
"Raven!" They yelled to their friend, who was still reading.
Right there, she was snatched back by one of the fanboys, and before she could respond, the young boy made-out with her. Everything fell silent. Raven stood, shocked and blushing, before she faced the boy, reeled out her fist, and-
She was yanked by one of the other boys, and a small fight broke out, boys trying to claim her as their own. Raven tried to fight back, but as a super hero she could not harm the citizens, plus there was too many of them.
Beastboy swooped in too save her, but one of the fangirls yanked him, and he was never seen again.
Starfire wasn't so lucky either. One of the boys came and yanked her by the hair, and snipped a lock of her hair off.
"I GOT IT! YESS!" The boy cried, feeling high and mighty.
Starfire screamed as she clutched her hair, horrified,and was even more horrified when one of the boys snatched her, and dissapeared into the crowd.
"Now it's just us..."Cyborg said as he backed up, along with Robin. One of the fangirls threw herself at Robin, but before she could land on him, Robin whacked her with his Bo Staff, sending her into the wall.
The weird thing about it, is that she was smiling devilishly at him all the way till she hit the wall.
But then, a whole bunch of fangirls threw themselves at him, way to much than he can handle, and that was his downfall.
Cyborg backed up, frowning as he cowered away from the girls.
The girls approached him slowly, grinnong like Cheshire.
"I will personally give you one of my used batteries I use to recharge myself if you leave me alone," Cyborg offered.
"We Want You." One of the girls said in a low, frightening voice. Cyborg shook his head slowly as he backed away.
To add to it, the girl craned her neck slowly while smiling, almost at an 180° pounced on him and he was engulfed in the crowd.
This went on for about 10 minutes, and the crowds finally retreated. The titans were scattered across the street. They all were shaking, curled up in fetal position, and plaqued with kisses. Some had scratches, some had their hair messed up, some had their boots missing and clothes torn.
"I wanna go home." Starfire said in a nervous voice.
"Friends! I have found this wonderful site! I wish to share with you!"Starfire said cheerfully.
The Teen Titans were gathered in the living room, and Starfire would not let them leave.
"This site I have found is called Fanfiction! It is a place where fan's write the fiction about people! They write the stories of us too! Did you know that?"Starfire asked, a big smile on her face.
Beastboy stood up an attempted to walk out the room, but Starfire screamed at him with anger, and he was forced to sit through it. Raven pulled up her hood. They both have been on this site before, due to curiosity. And what they found was rather humiliating and embarrassing.
"I will read the shots of one to you."Starfire said, beaming.
As Starfire started, they noticed the story was Robstar. Beastboy and Raven sighed. They oth know that Bbrae and Robstar are one of the biggest ships in their team that the fans had made up. Robin blushed during the whole thing, Cyborg and Beastboy was laughing, while Starfire was confused, she did not remember doing the things the story said.
Once she was finished she scrolled down the stories, till she spotted one that spiked her interest.
"Ooo! A lemon! I never read a lemon before!"Starfire said, and picked it before reading the summary.
The titans paled.
"Beastboy lay on the silken sheets he convinced Raven to buy." Starfire read.
Dammit, a Bbrae lemon.
After that first sentence The window shattered and fell into the ocean, due to Raven's power. She tucked on her hood, glad it was up. Beastboy jumped to his feet, running to Starfire screaming 'NOOO' with urgency. Starfire merely pushed him out of the way and continued to read.
"Raven leaped on him,and kissed him with passion. He reversed it so that he loomed over her, and ripped her shirt off to expose-" The computer spazzed out and the screen cracked, making Starfire read no longer, also due to Raven's powers.
Raven got up and opened a portal to her room.
After Raven left, Cyborg and Robin broke into laughter they've been holding that whole time.
"Beastboy!I didn't know you did such things with Raven!"Starfire said,obviously displeased.
Beastboy was currently crying on the floor, thinking what Raven would do to him. And of major embarrassment.
That just made Robin abd Cyborg laugh harder.
Beastboy has requested that at the end of this episode we share a message to the fans:
Dear fans,
Never, Ever, Ever embarrass me like that again. Please do all your fangirling somewhere else, and please do not bombard us like those girls. Me and RAVEN will NEVER get together.
Message from the producers:
Bbrae FOREVER !
