Hey readers!

How is your end of the world?

Assuming your alive, I'm going to make a bit of chit-chat...

Anyway, christmas is almost here, I'm so excited!

Alas, I'm not going to get my Xbox 360 until boxing day. :(

But still, school is out so I'm going to go on a story writing spree!

So I'm going to start a new series soon enough, titled "The meteorite" i think

You will have to read it find out what its about.

Okay, story time!

Wars were not something everybody enjoyed.

However, there are different types of wars, such as Nerf gun wars, civil wars and snowball wars.

Holly Short was engaged in the latter war as she was in the middle of controlling a wooden catapult, about to fire a macintosh laptop sized snowball at her enemy's assault vehicle.

The vehicle belonged to Butler, the giant manservant of Artemis Fowl, in the back of the vehicle, stood a chain gun, not loaded with bullets, but rather, snowballs.

The person controlling the snowball loaded chain gun was Juliet Butler, Butler's younger sister.

Many people were engaged in this snowball war, such as Myles and Beckett Fowl, and Artemis Fowl himself, although he was unconscious.

Myles and Beckett were cowering under several layers of snow waiting for the scary assault vehicle and it's menacing chain gun to go away.

Back to Holly, she loaded another laptop sized snowball onto the catapult, pulled the big lever, and sent the giant snowball whizzing towards the intimidating car.

It impacted directly on the tire of the vehicle, and sent it spinning out of control, into a large pile of snow.

"Yes!" hissed Holly and dashed towards the trapped vehicle.

Around 20 seconds later, she was about 3 meters away from the car when suddenly, 50 snowballs blasted her face simultaneously.

Holly was quickly thrown to the ground.

The assault vehicle's tire spun fruitlessly for a few seconds, then caught sending the car whizzing by Holly.

Quick as a flash, she reached into her pocket and extracted a snow grenade, primed it, then chucked it at the racing vehicle.

It stuck to the back fender, made a loud beeping noise, then snow exploded violently out of it, covering the car in a 2 meters worth of snow.

The sound of swearing emanated from the pile of snow, when suddenly, a very agitated looking Butler and Juliet busted their way out of the mini snow hill.

Together, they scooped up several handfuls of snow, packed it together, and made what looked like the world's most perfect snowball for throwing.

In unison, they threw their snowballs at Holly, they both exploded on her right leg, causing a pain to flash throughout her leg.

She hissed at the pain, then dove beneath the snow.

Butler quickly made about 20 more snowballs in 30 seconds as Holly quickly approached his position.

Suddenly, a small hand shot of the ground, not targeting Butler, but Juliet, the hand grabbed her ankle and yanked her beneath the snow.

"Juliet!" cried Butler and dove at his quickly vanishing sister.

"I'll be fine Dom!" she shouted just as her head went under.

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A battle ensued under the deep snow, snowball after snowball was shoved in the human and elf's faces.

Soon Juliet's hands shot of the ground and pulled her out of the the snow hole.

She scrambled to the assault vehicle, detached the chain gun off of it's stand, then dove back under the snow.

An amazed Butler stood there watching the scene in amazement.

"Wow" he breathed.

Shouts could be heard from deep beneath the ground.

"Eat snowballs elf!"

"How about some of this?"

"Missed me!"

"D'Arvit!"

Butler's brow shot up.

Really? He wondered.

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Somewhere else on the snowy battlefield, was a knocked out Artemis Fowl.

Suddenly his shot open.

"Where am I?" he said aloud.

He sat up and looked around.

The snowball field, near the manor. He thought.

He then saw an amused Butler standing maybe 10 meters away, next to a large hole in the snowy earth.

He walked over.

"Problems Butler?" he asked.

He shrugged his shoulders, "Come see for yourself."

Artemis peered into the hole and saw Holly and Juliet throwing fist after fist at each other.

Suddenly, the snow Artemis was standing on, collapsed, sending him careening into the fighting girls.

"Oh Frond" was the time he had to say, before being beaten senseless by the two females.

Butler didn't even help for a full two minutes before Artemis yelling, "Butler! I am in need of assistance here!"

Butler calmly walked over to the brawling trio and carefully extracted Artemis from the tornado of fists.

Artemis' face had a few small nasty bruises and a slightly fractured nose.

He was not amused.

"What a day." he sighed.

"We will have to wait until Holly is done so she can heal your nose." said Butler.

Artemis sighed again.

After 30 minutes of watching the girls brawl, Butler jogged over to one of the wooden catapults, dragged it over and loaded it with another giant snowball, and launched it at his Juliet and Holly.

Both of them yelled in surprise at the same time.

Butler peeked into the hole, "Enough brawling ladies."

The two of them climbed out of the hole.

Artemis walked up to Holly, "Would you be so kind as to heal my nose?" he asked politely.

"Sure" she said and pressed her slim fingers against his nose.

She closed her eyes, "Heal"

Blue sparks leapt out of her gloved fingertips and targeted Artemis' nose, instantly making it feel a lot better.

Artemis sighed in relief.

"Much better, thank you."

She nodded then began walking towards the manor.

Artemis followed soon after.

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There we go, the next chapter!

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-Housemech10