Another version of my Breaking Dawn Parody, I re-wrote it because I've thought up some funnier stuff. And flamers that flamed my New Moon one... f'ck you! I don't care what you think!
I might change the name of this, it's not really a Breaking Dawn Parody anymore, is it? Any name suggestions?
Location: Edward and Bella's cottage
TBC: So, explain it to me again.
AC: For the 152nd time, I'm wearing the long red wig to be Victoria, and you're wearing the blonde wig with the ponytail to be James.
TBC: Why do I have to be the guy, I mean, you are blonde.
AC: They're blonde highlights. And you're the guy because I said so. (Bella walks in)
Bella: Meep! EDWARD!
TBC: Nom, Bellaaa.
AC: You need to die Bella, you killed my James.
Bella: But, he's right there.
AC: Shush! Aaaanyhoo, I must kill you... with my DELETE button... And no, I'm not a Cyberman.
Bella: OH MY GO- Wait, delete button?
AC: Yes.
Bella: That's a wig, isn't it?
AC: (Gasp) How dare you, my hair is not a wig! I spend forever on my hair! (Strokes hair)
TBC: (Deep man voice) How dare you insult my Victoria like that.
Bella: Hey, you're both smaller than I remember, Victoria, you were pretty tall, now you're... well... small.
AC: (Bursts into tears) I'M NOT SMALL! (Rips Wig off) I FUCKING HATE YOU! (Disappears)
Bella: What did I do?
TBC: (Takes James wig off) You called her small.
Bella: You've called her small, I heard you.
TBC: I was joking, and a best friend can.
AC: (Appears) Bella, I've decided I'm not going to rise to what you said, I'm only going to do this, and I think this is what every Bella-hating girl wants to do.
Bella: And that would be?
AC: (Slaps Bella) That.
Bella: OW! Bitch, that hurt!
TBC: Wow, you are a crappy vampire.
Bella: (Rubs face) Why?
TBC: Vampires aren't meant to feel pain.
Bella: Really? Oh... well... that didn't hurt.
AC: Na, it's too late.
Bella: (Starts crying)
AC: Did we mention Vampires can't cry, either?
Bella: N-no.
AC: It's official.
TBC: Bella Swan/Cullen, you are the worst vampire ever!
Bella: Wha- I'm the- EDWARD! (Runs away)
TBC: Awesomesauce.
AC: We just made Bella Swan cry.
TBC: Talk about life ambitions.
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Location: Cullen House
Bella: It was horrible, first she slapped me, then she... she...
Edward: What Love?
Bella: She said I was the worst Vampire EVER!
AC: Hey, what's up everyone who's not Bella?
Edward: You made her cry.
AC: She's still crying?
Edward: Yes, she is.
AC: Carlisle, back me up on this. Vampires are not meant to cry, right?
Carlisle: Uh... no, they can't.
AC: Ahh, one step further, they can't cry. And Vampires cannot feel pain?
Carlisle: No, they can't.
AC: Case closed.
Edward: Bella, are you crying?
Bella: (Looks up with mascara half way down her face)
Alice: HER FACE IS RUINED!
AC: I think you'll find her face was ruined to begin with.
Bella: What!
AC: I mean, look at her, the fugliest thing ever. I'm surpirsed kids don't get nightmares from it.
Jasper: I hate to burst your bubble, but what does 'Fugly' mean?
AC: Oh, it means Fucking Ugly, I think. That's what I assume it stands for.
Bella: I am not Fugly!
AC: Right.
TBC: (Appears) Hey! S'up.
AC: Hey Elizabeth. L-O-L.
Jasper: My head hurts! What the hell does 'L-O-L' mean?
AC: Laugh Out Loud. Geez Jasper.
TBC: (Rubs Jasper's head)
AC: Get off his head, Elizabeth.
TBC: He said his head hurt, I'm making him feel better.
AC: Point taken, continue.
Jasper: (Shudders)
TBC: (Hums 'You Belong With Me' by Taylor Swift)
Chappie done. Please, I need names if I'm going to rename this fic. Please tell me if I'm wrong about Fugly, I have heard that it means Fucking Ugly, from Mean Girls, a leg-end of a film. And I made Bella cry!
Love ACx
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