EPISODE 12
'And that's one for me,' Uryu said smugly as he killed a Hollow. Angrily, Ichigo grabbed the front of Uryu's shirt and before he can do anything, trips.
'AAHHHHH!' they both scream as Ichigo falls on top of Uryu.
'And cut!' Urahara calls out over his megaphone. 'Great acting, Ichigo! Way to go up on the gay scale! You'll sure get a lot of fangirls after you now!'
'Wait! That was an accident!' Ichigo cries out and jumps to his feet while blushing like crazy. 'Urahara, you CANNOT FUCKING put that in the show! Urahara! URAHARA!'
'Ichigo is so foolish. If only he knew that he has to protect his other friends too. No matter, it just gives me a chance to prove how much better I am,' Uryu utters monotonously. He wrinkles his nose. 'Why do I sound like such a stuck-up prick?'
'Because you are one,' Ichigo says matter-of-factly.
'Hey! Take that back!'
'Make me!'
'Oh, I will, fruity!'
'What did you call me?'
'Hey, hey! What's going on there?' Urahara says impatiently. 'Can someone break up the fight going on there? And-hey! Ichigo! You can't-really? Really? Wedgies are so high school 1995! Ugh! Kids these days…'
The smoke clears and there is Chad with his amped up armored limb.
'HEYYY!' Ichigo cries out offstage. 'How come Chad gets a cool weapon like that?'
'Is there a problem with me having it?' Chad asks quietly as he towers over Ichigo. A bead of sweat trickles down the side of Ichigos's face.
'No, no, nothing at all! Carry on! Nice weapon! It really brings out your eyes!' Ichigo squeaks.
'Chad, do you remember your lines while you are lying down on the ground?' Urahara calls out offstage.
'Yes, but who am I saying them to?' he asks.
'To yourself.'
'Won't that make me look crazy?'
'What? No, no! You're just reflecting!'
'What's that?'
'Well, you're basically talking to yourself.'
'So I'm supposed to look crazy?'
'Chad, this had nothing to do with being crazy!'
'But then why am I talking to myself like a crazy person?'
'What the-! Chad, for the last time, YOU ARE NOT CRAZY!'
'Then why do I keep talking to myself like I have no friends?'
'UGHHHH!'
'Now Orihime is going to look off into the distance and she is going to look really worried! You got that, Orihime?' Urahara announces in the storyboard room and glances in her direction. She raises her hand. 'What is it?'
'What am I looking at exactly, Mr. Urahara?' she asks curiously.
'Well, it's going to be a Hollow but we're going to add that later on in the special effects department.'
'So I'm looking at nothing?'
'Well, yes.'
'But won't that make me a crazy person?'
'Huh? Have you been talking to Chad or something?'
'Why of course! And he has some very good points! For example, did you know that there are no octopuses in the animal crackers here? I mean, how can you not have octopuses! They are so yummy to eat with their legs and big heads and crunchiness and…'
'I'm surrounded by idiots,' Urahara mutters as he grabs three aspirins from his table.
Yayyyyy! I've written another episode! Now on with the next XD
