The yondaimes' revenge

no summary..i'm evil...no really... i am.

Legend:

kyuubi talking

normal talk

thoughts

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Notes: Ha I'm kinda mad cause of you all...i mean i spent over 6 or more hours of my time to write part A of chap 11 and i only got 47 reviews...WHAT THA HELL!!!! over 10k people have read it yet only 47 nice kind people reviewed. well this part is 4 them...cause they actually bother 2 review...thank you...and now as promised in last chap...o and i know the fight between Gaara's team and Sasuke's team sucks but...here is...

The Deadly Rant!!

Ok 2day the rant is about people using the name Kaze. It's not original and it's stupid!!!! they took it from the word Kazekage. What if people took Ho, from Hokage and used it as someone's name?

heres a scenario...

Ho was walking down the street, being depressed about his gay, stupid name. He sighed and and sweared to kill whatever dumb ass named him Ho. Ho was brought out of his thoughts when he heard someone call his name.

" Hey Ho, what are you doing?" Ho sighed and turned to his only friend, in the whole village.

" Oh sup Wasted, how you feeling?"

" Wasted ", Wasted replied.

Ho shook his head and continued walking down the street, before he was stopped by a pretty woman coming up to him.

" Hey Ho...will you be my...Hoe?" Wasted was outraged, at this stupid thing called a woman, how dare that skank say that 2 his friend.

" He's not a Hoe!" Wasted shouted.

The woman sighed before looking at him, " His name is HO which makes him a Ho."

While Wasted and the woman were bickering over his Hoey name, he walked off, determined 2 make the author pay...pay dearly.

See wouldn't it be bad if someone named a character Ho? I think that scenario spoke 4 itself...don't name your person ho, or Kaze, cause then people get stupid ideas. Ok? thank you 4 your time...now part b of chap 11

Deadly ( sort of) rant over!!!!!!

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chapter 11 part b begin

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Sarutobi was waiting in the line 4 the bathroom, and the line had 300 people in it. He groaned inwardly, he may be the Hokage, but he can't cut in front of everyone else, that would be rude. Oh how the old man hoped His bladder could take it, even though he had his diaper on he was worried about his ability to fight off the call of nature. Sighing he stood there in line for Kami knows how long.

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Sasuke and Neji, although both of them being the rookie of the year, were not doing well against Lee and Gaara. While they both had speed and skill, and the use of their bloodlines, their constant bickering, and the non-use of teamwork, was contributing to why they were losing...badly. Neji had 2 cracked ribs, a busted lip, wounds all over his body, and a broken left arm, all thanks to Gaara.

While Sasugay was less injured, his pride was extremely hurt, and he was feeling frustrated thanks to Lee. Sasugay had the same speed as Lee, and some of the same moves, but he didn't have experience with it, and experience is a thing you need. Lee was really injuring everyone, his teammate Gaara included, by going WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Every time he hit Sasugay, which was like every 2 seconds. And that is what caused them to almost lose.

Lee ran as fast as he could across the arena, and soon closed the distance between himself and the prized Uchiha, who launched a few fireballs at him, to try to keep him away. Lee quickly dodged these and planted his left foot in Sasugay's chest. On cue, he shouted WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, which caused Gaara to hold his head in agony, which gave Neji the chance to hit a few tenketsu points in his arms. When Sasuke saw that Gaara was distracted and hurt, he ran over to him, and executed a series of kicks on the sand user's body.

Feeling angry that no one was interested in fighting him, Lee charged at Neji and tried to knock him up into the air. But the Hyuuga saw the attack coming and spun around to block The taijutsu users' attack. Everyone could tell however, that Neji's attention wasn't on Lee, his gaze was fiercely placed on Sasuke Uchiha.

" You fool." Neji shouted, " Gaara was my opponent, not yours."

Sasuke sneered at him in response, " Haha, your point, I fight who I want, a loser like you wouldn't understand."

Neji snarled, " I'll show you that it was fate that decided who would win this match, and beat the three of you." With that he ran at Sasuke, and tried to hit Sasuke's heart. The Uchiha quickly flipped away, but he still felt the effects, as shown when he fell to one knee. Everyone in the stands booed at them, while Gaara was trying to stop his "mother" from forcing it's way inside of him.

Lee ran over to Gaara to if he was okay, but he only succeeded in getting knocked into the air by the sand. The Kazekage was panicking, not only was the 4th Hokage still alive, now it seemed that Gaara(his secret weapon) was getting out of control, and last but not last, Orochimaru was stupid enough to actually try to consider the operation. What Arashi said next though made him wonder about the Kage's allegiance to Konoha.

" So, what do you think of that new village?"

Orochimaru new he had to play it safe, " not much, except for the fact that their genin seem to have special abilities."

Arashi nodded, " yeah, I'd love to team up with them sometime, they seem alright."

Orochimaru didn't say anything, but inside his head he was thinking at the possibilities of them teaming up. He also didn't know that The Yondaime's gaze was directed at him when he said that. The match below was a mess, it went from Gaara and Lee vs. Sasuke and Neji, to Gaara vs. Lee vs. Sasuke vs. Neji. The crowd went from booing to cheering, and some of the ninjas were gambling on who would win.

The entire floor was destroyed, and it kept getting even more messed up. Naruto was betting on Gaara to win, seeing as he had the most power, and because Neji, Lee, and Sasuke, were working together to try to beat him.(note the word try)

Gaara was losing even more control of himself by the second. His sand was actually taking the shape of a medium-sized raccoon.

Baki and the sand siblings were freaked out of their minds as they remembered what the Shukaku had done when it was released before. But Naruto couldn't care less, cause everyone else had bet on the other 3 just because of two of their bloodlines, and that they were all leaf ninja, and now he was raking in all the money. The fight was WAY one sided, with Gaara pulverizing his three opponents, and said 3 ninja getting repeatedly smashed against the ground.

Everyone grudgingly handed Naruto their money when Gaara launched all of his sand into the air, and slammed it back down onto the ground, effectively crushing the ground and his opponents' bodies. Everyone had different reactions, well first EVERYONE winced cause of the obvious pain, the genin( Naruto included) were a little freaked out by his performance. While the crowd was booing him, because of how bad he beat 3 of their leaf ninja. But still everyone was impressed, even though they officially hated him.

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Genma sighed as he raised his hand to silence the crowd, he was tired of this job.( that describes me, it's 4 in the morning and my eyes are so red, but i don't have a job 4 now, thank god) Eventually they got the message and closed their mouthes, but not before some random guy shouting YOU SUCK!! Ignoring it ,for now, Genma called the next match.

Nara Shikimaru vs. Aburame Shino!!

Said two Genins shook each others' hand before going down to the broken arena. Genma made sure both were ready, before shouting, " BEGIN."

5 minutes later

The match had been on for 5 min. but The two genin had only tried to attack each other 2 times which resulted in Shikimaru paralyzing Shino's Bugs, but not knowing what to do with them.( OMG Shikimaru doesn't know something after all!!)

After going through some possible outcomes of the match, Shiksmaru pulled out a few shurikens and threw them at Shino, who had his bugs block them, then throw them back at the shadow genin. Shikamaru rolled out of the way and extended his shadow to catch Shino, but missed by a few feet.

Shino quietly made a mark on the ground and jumped behind it. The bug user then lifted his left arm and bugs surrounded his arm, then his whole body. Wondering what Shino was going to do next, Shikamaru got in his thinking pose and sat there. Of course unlike Temari in the anime who just stood there, Shino wasn't going to let shikamaru have the time to come up with a plan. He did a hand signal and in a flash he was transported behind Shikamaru who didn't seem to notice that his opponent was right behind him.

But obviously he knew cause right before shino's hand hit the back of his neck, he sent out his shadow and captured the aburame in his kage mane jutsu. Shikamaru then raised his hand and said that he quit cause he was out of chakra, and that he didn't want to make Shino look bad. Behind his coat and glasses was a smirk in Shino's face, he'd have to face shikamru again.

Walking off Shikamaru looked up at the other contestants and saw, Gaara with the same bloodlusty(is that a word..no? who cares.) look on his face, Naruto was shaking his head while smiling, then Temari, who...was looking at him with something between respect, and slight disappointment? She nodded at him and he nodded back, then kept walking back up to the stands.

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Temari was worried about her match with naruto, not only did she not know his skill level, but he might try to kill her if the invasion happened. She'd just have to pray that the attack didn't happen during her match. cause if it did then she might be in for the fight of her life.

Genma called both Naruto and Temari down to the arena floor to begin their match. When they got down there he raised his hand and said. " begin."

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Naruto smiled at Temari, who did the same, while he was pulling his sword off his back. But while he was doing that Temari noticed something strange happening, feathers were falling to the ground. And half the people at the arena were asleep, while Sound/sand ninjas were pouring into the arena through a big crack in the wall.

The Sand kunoichi was brought back to her senses when her team dropped by her side, and when she felt alot of killing intent directed at her. Frantically she looked around for the source when she suddenly turned her head towards Naruto, and saw him looking at her team, but mainly her. With a look of betrayal,digust,and hatred he unwrapped his sword and pointed the strange blade at her.

" It always comes to this doesn't it?"

Temari swore she heard a dark,evil chuckle,before Naruto came rushing at her.

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Chapter 11 part b end

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yes i'm ending it here, i don't care if it's short, next chap will be the invasion. REVIEW!!!!

till we meet again,

Fourth's son