"Oh, Japan, you're not sick anymore?"

"Hm?" Japan raised his eyes up to meet America. "Ah yes. I got over my cold, American-san. Thank you for your concern."

American whistled. "Woooow. I wish I could get over my cold that easily. I'm still have the sniffles because of the damn recession."

"Tell us how you got over your cold, mon ami." France jumped into the conversation and winked at Japan. "If you give us your secret, we won't have to spank you. Well...unless you want us to of co-"

"Shut up you git." England elbowed France right in the stomach. He straightened his collar and watched with delight as the Frenchmen was wheezing. "Anyway, you got over your cold in just 3 days? That's amazing. It would be really helpful if you could tell us how you did it."

Russia raised his water pipe. "Or I can just beat it out of him~ That'll be fun~"

Japan scooted a little away from Russia before stuttering out. "Um...it's not a secret, you know. I can easily tell you guys."

"Then tell us already. Stop stalling!" America yelled.

Japan cleared his throat. "China's cock."

The 4 blond nations around him stared in silence, making Japan fidget.

"C-can you say that again?" England asked.

"China's cock. It helped me recover from my cold. Works wonders. Never underestimate the mighty cock."

Russia was heard muttering, "Hmmm maybe I should've let him top more often...."

Just as the 4 sat in wonderment, the miracle worker walked in.

"Ahhh that was a good bathroom break," China said, wiping his hands. The unusual and thick silence that greeted him made China pause in his step. "Wh-why are you all staring at me aru?"

All hell broke lose....

"CHINA! RAPE ME! RAPE ME NOW!!!" America screamed as he climbed over the table, knocking his chair over

"Not if I get to him first! Wait your turn petite frere!" France dragged America off the table and lunged for China with his clothes already ripped off.

"Aiiiieeee!" China yelled and ran for his life, wondering what the hell was going on.

"Yao! Yao! Wait! Come back so I can become with you this time da?" Russia chased after China right after he knocked France senseless with his pipe.

"MUHAHAHAHA, you can't beat me, Ivan!" England quickly donned on his black cape. "I'll curse you so I'll be the first to get to China's cock!" And he chased after the pair too.

The only people left in the aftermath of the chaos was Korea and Japan.

Korea looked at Japan, looked back at the two unconscious nations, at the door, and then back at Japan. "I never knew chicken soup was that popular."


Original Author's note:

(get it? Cock = rooster XD)

...Got this from kink_meme. The request was

Sooooo. A nation overhears China boasting to America on how he just received a healing cock from one of his gods. Suddenly, all these nations are trying to get into China's pants, to China's utter confusion and consternation.

China comes to the conclusion it must be a dastardly plot to steal away his shiny new healing rooster.

Link for anyone who wants to seriously fill this. I was just doing it for fun because I'm still bored

Ahhh little note in case ppl didn't get it. Remember nations get sick because of their economy? Yea, all the other nations think Japan had a drop in his economy again but in actuality he just really caught the common cold. LOL, crack fic. LOGIC DOESN"T EXIST!


Er...the title of this originally was "Run!Yao!Run!" but I thought that was too unoriginal so I thought OH! Chinese kids are taught that China looks like a rooster! Then my mind went rolling with the title "Yao is shaped like a cock aka rooster" X"DDD