NOTE: Fanfiction deleted my spaces and symbols, so if I put fullstops after each letter, it basically means spaces. The part where Beast Boy inserted an emoticon is actually an angry face, but FF deleted it. The first group chat is longer, the rest are shorter.
Rae-Raven, Star-Starfire, Rob-Robin, Cy-Cyborg, BB-Beast Boy
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans
"I have added detailed maps of every city and street in the world. There is also a GPS installed in it, which can detect your location whether you're 1000 feet below ground or 1000 feet in the air. And the biggest change is that there is now a keypad. So you can now chat with other Titans or have group chats. This is useful for Titans like Jericho or Mas y Menos so that they can communicate with us. The program is able to translate over 100 languages. I have also added some Tamaranean based on what Starfire taught me." Cyborg explained, showing his teammates the new and modified Titans communicator. "There's also a bunch of other stuff, but I will let you guys find out yourself."
"Wow! It's like a mini phone, except with cooler things!"Beast Boy said excitedly.
Robin examined the new communicator critically. "Hmm…not bad. Did you use the new tech from Star Labs?"
"Yep! It took me a few months to figure out how to use it, but I finally did it!" Cyborg announced proudly.
"I find this new contraption of yours most fascinating, Friend Cyborg! I am most impressed by its durability against my strength!" Starfire exclaimed.
"I used a special alloy for that. I had to do a few tests to make sure if it could withstand superhuman strength. We don't want any of the Titans to accidentally destroy the communicator like last time." Cyborg told her.
"Have you given these communicators to the other Titans yet?" Raven asked.
"Nope, but I'm going to drive over to Steel City now to pass the communicators over to Titans East. I'm also calling Kid Flash over to distribute these communicators to the Honorary Titans." Cyborg replied, gesturing to the box of communicators on the table. "Once every Titan has a communicator, I'm sending out a frequency to destroy the old one as a safety precaution."
Robin nodded. "That's a good idea. I was going to suggest the same thing."
Cyborg stood up. "Okay, guys, I'm off to Steel City. Call or text me if anything comes up!"
(Rae has started a group chat with Cy, Rob, BB, Star)
Rae: Cyborg, something's wrong with the air conditioning system.
Cy: Really? What's the problem?
Rae: It's too hot.
BB: No, it isn't! It's too cold!
Rob: I think the air conditioning system is fine.
Star: I am fine with it too. However, I think an increase in temperature would be more preferable.
Rae: What's wrong with all of you?! It's too hot!
BB: Too cold!
Rae: I'm sweating in my room!
BB: Well, I'M reeking in my room!
Cy: …
Star: …
Rob: Ew…
Rae: You do know that it's already public information that you reek?
BB: What are u talking about, Rae? Weren't we talking about the temperature?
Rae: We were. Until you mentioned that you reeked.
BB: Since when did I say that?!
Rob: Uh, u said u were 'reeking in ur room'.
BB: No, I said I was reeking in my room.
BB: Hey! Why did this thing change my words?! I typed breeding!
Cy: You're breeding? Breeding what?
BB: I mean *fleecing
BB: *freaking
BB: *preening
BB: *sneezing
BB: WTH?! *screaming
BB: Yes, I feel like screaming now! Cycle, what's wrong with this thing?!
Rob: Cycle?
BB: :-( *Cy
Cy: I'm not sure. Maybe u just misspelled ur words?
BB: I did not!
Rae: You do have bad spelling…Wait, why is it suddenly so HOT now?!
BB: No, it's suddenly so COLD! I'm frozen! That's what I meant to say just now! Greening!
BB: Freeze with an –ing.
Rob: It is kinda cold now.
Star: I am confused, friends. I do not feel a change in temperature.
Rae: You need to fix this thong, Cyborg.
Cy: …
BB: o_O
Rob: …
Star: What is a thong?
Rae: I mean *thing! I typed thing! Why did it change to that word?!
Cy: Uh, maybe I should install air conditioners in each room and turn off the air conditioning system?
BB: Yes, u should totally do that, dude!
Rae: I agree.
Star: As do I!
Cy: Okay, then. Rob, I'm gonna need to borrow some money from that account of urs. Is that ok?
Rob: It's fine. Take as much as u want. It's not mine anyway. U could bake all the monkeys and the owner stilettos won't fat an eyelet.
Cy: What?
BB: U bake monkeys?! Animal cruelty!
Star: Robin! How could you consume the monkey like the cookies?!
BB: Yeah! Not cool, dude!
Rob: Ugh, I meant *you could tape all the monkeys and the owner still won't bat an eye.
Rae: You tape monkeys?
Rob: *tame the monks
Cy: I have no idea what u're talking about, Rob.
Rob: *cake honey
Cy: ?
Rob: *t.a.k.e. m.o.n.e.y
Rob: Beast Boy's right. Something's wrong with this thing.
Cy: I think it's the autocorrect that's messing your words up.
Rob: Autocorrect?
Cy: Yeah, it's supposed to correct and predict your words.
Rob: Correct our words?! It's de-correcting our words! Why in the world did you install it?!
Cy: Hey, I was thinking it would be helpful for Titans that are not good in English!
Rob: Well, it's not!
Cy: You guys just have to be more hateful when texting.
Rae: Oh, we ARE hateful. We HATE this thingy.
Rae: *thing!
Cy: *careful. You guys just have to heal with it.
Cy: *deal
Rae: Yeah, sure. We'll 'heal' with it.
Cy: I give you people a nice, new communicator with a keypad and other fancy stuff and all you do is complain! Ungrateful poodle! Hymph!
(Cy has left group chat)
BB: We're poodles?
Star: Oh, I would love to be a poodle! They are so cute and muddy!
Rob: I'm guessing you don't mean muddy?
Star: No, I mean the cruddy.
Star: I do not know what is cruddy, but I did the typing of the piddly.
Rob: Put spaces after each letter, Star.
Star: C.u.d.d.l.y
BB: Yeah, poodles are cuddly.
Rae: And piddly.
BB: Whoo, yes! It's warmer in my room now!
Rae: Glad you're happy, but I'm still sweating my butt off here!
BB: Oooo…someone's passed.
BB: *pissed
Rae: You are sooo dead, Beast Boy. Never mind, forget it. You can die later. I'm going to the bookstore. At least the temperature is somewhat tolerable there.
(Rae has left group chat)
Rob: I'm gonna go train. Any of u want to join me?
BB: Pays, dude. Still wiped out from yesterday's patrol.
BB: *pass. When I don't type pass it gives me pass, but when I do, it gives me something else! Damn you, autocorrect.
Star: I will have to do the passing as well, Friend Robin. I need to bathe Silkie.
Rob: K. See u guys later.
Star: Bye!
BB: Bye.
(Rob, Star, BB have left group chat)
Rob: Hi, did you see my right shoulder? I can't feed it.
BB: What? You feed your shoulder?!
Rob: Huh? No. I was looking for my shoulder.
BB: Dude. How can you lose your shopping?
Rob: I wasn't shopping…
BB: I mean your shopping.
BB: Your *s.h.o.u.l.d.e.r!
Rob: I didn't!
BB: Check what you wrote.
Rob: Oh, shift. I meant did you see my shoulder.
BB: …That was helpful. I totally understand what you mean now, dude.
Rob: *Shirt! Shots.
Rob: *SHIT! Did you see my *S H O E!
BB: That makes so much more serious.
BB: *Sense! Stupid authority correctly.
BB: *August crore
BB: *Auto correct!
Rob: Ditto. So did you see my s.h.o.e?
BB: Yeah. Star took it.
Rob: What? Why?
BB: She wanted to keep a niece of yours.
Rob: …
BB: *Keep a piece of you
Rob: Because I'm going for Bat training for 2 weeks?
BB: Yeah.
Rob: Okay, thanks for the info. I should probably go talk to her. Rabbit out.
BB: You're a rabbit and you never told me?!
Rob: Ha ha, very funny. *Robin out.
BB: Okay, later dude!
Rob: Joey, Cy, can u get another altar block? Star broke hers too.
Cy: What? Where am I supposed to get an altar block? And who's Joey?
Rob: Stupid thing…*Hey, Cy, can you get another Alan Croc?
Cy: I'm getting more confused, man.
Rob: *Farm cluck
Rob: Damon! ##! *Alarm clock!
Rob: *Damn
Cy: Why didn't you just say so in the first place?
Rob: #%#! I'm gonna kiss u when u get back!
Cy: …
Rob: *KILL you
Cy: Okay…for a moment there, I thought you were gay.
Rob: …
(Rob has left chat)
BB: Cy, Rae and I are on a date, so don't wait up for us.
Cy: WHAT?! You're on a date with RAVEN?!
BB: No! Of course not!
Cy: You just said you were!
BB: I didn't!
BB: Ohh…yeah, I did…I mean we're on a *cake.
BB: *bait
BB: *cheese
BB: *takeout
BB: *bake
BB: Asddfvjnkkj! *chase
BB: Finally! I got it! We're chasing Mumbo.
Cy: I thought you were baking a cake or something.
BB: …
Cy: Never mind…as long as you're not on a date.
BB: Well, actually…
Cy: You REALLY have a date with Raven?!
BB: No, but I have one with Pantha. She asked me out yesterday!
Cy: But she's big, tall, strong and scary!
BB: So?
Cy: DOESN'T THAT BOTHER YOU?!
BB: Uh, no?
Cy: She's gonna kill you in urban sleeve!
BB: ?
Cy: *your sleep
BB: You're overreacting.
Cy: You'd better write a will before you go obama's your date!
Cy: *on
BB: Whatever, dude. I gotta go. Rae's calling me. I think she found Mumbo.
(BB has left chat)
