"TALKING"

Thinking

"Kyuubi/blade talking"

"Demon or juubi talking"

Demon or Juubi thinking

'Suppressed Talking or thinking' (Hidden thinking from partners.

'Exasperation or emphases'

Very important note please read


Heh, sorry i'm so late... Well story time. ps. this chappie will be edited in the future so don't write a half page review.
"Well tsunada. Looks like you leave me no choice." Naruto started to channel chakra to tsunada's slit. Increasing her sense of touch by 5. When naruto ran his fingers down tsunada it was too much for her. She broke free of her hold. And started to pull down naruto's pants till he was wearing nothing. Naruto's body aged up to 16 so he was now taller then tsunada. After quickly freeing shizune he tsunada and shizune started to have a threesome. Morning would bring new things that would scare naruto shitless. While naruto was enjoying the girls things were happing in konoha. Things that may or may not be good for him. Or others for that matter.
Ch12 chuunin exam begin.

Naruto slowly got up. As he looked around he noticed something wasn't right.

Hey dad. "Yeah?" When I had sex last night wasn't there 2 girls?

"Yes there was. Why?" Well there's 3 now. You didn't do anything. Did you

"Geeze, every time something perverted happens you blame it on me."

Well, did you?

"…NO!"

Alright I'll ask her my self. Naruto started to shake the new comer.

"Not now naruto Kun. We can make love in 5 min." Naruto looked at her. The he looked down at her

NO. I won't become a pervert. After the mental speech he started shaking said girl.

"What?" She asked. Seeming like she's angry.

"Obviously not a morning person."

"Alright, who are you and how did you get here." The girl looked confused.

Girl: Yeah why AM I here... Oh wait now I remember. "Well naruto kun I was sent here to get the kyuubi out of you, but I saw you three and I just HAD to join." Naruto looked at the girl.

So another person wants kyu. I guess my good looks and sexy ness came in handy for once. Naruto then heard a cough in the back of his mind.

"So why ARE you here exactly?" He asked. Not wanting to wake the others. He gently shifted his angle so he could sit up.

"Well first off after I tell you my name you ether want to kill me. Or think I am a boy." Naruto looked confused.

Why would I think she's a guy when I have her naked body to prove she's not? "Just tell me your name." Naruto said.

"Alright it's Uchiha Itachi." Naruto didn't look shocked. Well he didn't cause his face couldn't move from the shock he got after hearing that.

"Uh, aren't you supposed to be a guy?" He asked.

"Well yes, but when I was a kid I put a powerful genjustu on my self. I knew that people would underestimate me if they thought I was a girl. And sexist bastards would ether try to rape me or get me demoted. So I decided to use a justu I found in the scroll of seals. And after that I was waiting for the right moment to prove I was a girl and show them that girls can be kick-ass ninja's to!" She said pumping her fist in the air.

"I'd rather have her pumping you."

HEY! Stop being a pervert!

"I can't help it. It's like you and ramen."

Hmmm, ramen. Naruto starts to pull a homer and drools.

"Well, we'll have to keep your sharigan a secret until later, but other then that. You can stay with us. Okay, hello?" Itachi was currently asleep.

Damn It! Why won't anyone listen to me?Naruto screamed in his head. Only to get a sad response.

"You say some? I was to busy trying to measure tsunada's size." His face fell flat. Apparently no one cares about his opinion unless it involves skinny dipping.

MORUNING TIME!

Naruto stretched out.

"Good mourn-" He stopped when he noticed no one was in his bed. He got up and stretched and decided to get some breakfast. As he neared the kitchen he noticed all of the girls facing him and glaring.

"Hey, what's up?" He said trying to lighten the mood. They continued to glare.

"Naruto pork Hines Uzumaki." Kyuubi said.

"Damn it kyuubi did you 'have' to use my middle name?" Many of the girls snickered at his name, but quickly recomposed them selves as the remembered what they were there for.

"Naruto, why did you run away from us? And not leave a note." Anko said firmly. She also had a whip in her hands. That she repeatedly kept snapping. Naruto warning senses were going off. Also his pervert senses were telling him that the girls also had something planned.

"We're really sorry we have to do this, but you leave us no choice." Tsunada said.

Wait, what did I do to her? Naruto questioned not understanding why milk tank would be mad at him.

"Kit they're going to do, 'that' to you." Juubi said as though it was common knowledge. Huh? Naruto thought. Not knowing what 'that' is.

What's that?

"I never told you about what my wives did to me on occasion?"

No not really, besides certain things that ero Sennen would kill for.

"Oh well, you'll find out." The next thing naruto knew he was naked and was tied to a chair. When he tried to escape he realized he was also bounded by a reinforced genjustu.

"Hey! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" He said starting to get panicked.

"Sorry naruto." Haku said sadly.

"But this will hurt you a lot more then it'll hurt me." Shizune finished for her.

DAY OF THE CHUUNIN EXAMS!!!

"WAKE UP IT"S THE CHUUNIN EXAMS!!!" Juubi shouted in naruto's head.

"WHAT! $#! I'M GONNA BE LATE!"


Well? Did i lie? it started, so you can't complain. HAHAHAH! Anyway sorry about the long wait, i'll try and post more stroies, but i highly doubt i'll bring a new chappie in a month. any review. Oh and i'm editing the old chapters.