Disclaimer: I do not own FF: U and Disney get it through your FREAKING heads you bakas!
Neko walk back in her usual red Chinese dress. "Well hello everyone! Sorry I haven't updated, but I now present to you another chapter of Lisa and the Beast! Unfortunately, FP still has Madoushi, but on the bright side, we still have Hoshi and Arashi!" Neko said proudly as the two were in backstage making out. "GROSS! WILL YOU TWO ATLEAST DO THAT AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER?" Neko yelled at them destroying their happy moment. "Ok, well introduce the chapter bye! And no getting your freak on you two!" Neko yelled at Hoshi and Arashi again who blushed and everyone turned back into their characters.
After our musical number in the last chapter, Lisa was clapping her hands with glee (for some reason, it feels so wrong for me since I don't have anything to torture.).
"Bravo! That was wonderful. Thank you." She said.
"Thank you, Mademoiselle." Clear said properly bowing to her. "Good show wasn't' it? Yes everyone. My goodness, look at the time." He said yawning pointing to his clock hands. "Now it's off to bed, off to bed." He said trying to shoo her away.
"Oh, I couldn't possibly go to bed now. It's my first time in an enchanted castle." She said.
"Enchanted." Clear and Makenshi laughed nervously. "Who said anything about the castle being enchanted?" just then an enchanted fork played by Hoshi scurried by. "It was you, wasn't it?" Clear said and engaging in another fight with Makenshi.
"I figured it out for myself." Lisa said putting her elbow on the table and head on her hand trying not to laugh at how Clear and Makenshi looked freezing from their fight, which has Makenshi's nose stretch out and messing up Clear's clock hands.
"I'd still like to have a look around, if that's all right." Lisa said getting out of her chair looked like that she was looking for something.
"Oh would you like a tour?" Makenshi said bowing in a professional matter.
"Wait a second, wait a second. I'm not sure that's a good idea." Clear said concerning. "We can't let her go poking her head around in certain placed. If you know what I mean." He whispered to Makenshi.
"Perhaps you like to take me. I'm sure you know everything there is to know about the castle." Lisa said and poking Clear in the stomach.
"Oh, well, I, uh…" Clear said bashfully. "Yes, I do."
Then feeling sorry for Lisa and Makenshi listening to Clear's boring lectures. Neko was about to ready to fire her rifle. Ai notices this. "Um……Neko-chan, what're going to do to Clear?" She asked frightfully. "Oh nothing. BUT JUST BLOW HIS FREAKING HEAD OFF! MUWAHAHAHAAA! IT'S SNIPER TIME!" Neko laughed manically as she was about to shoot Clear. "NOOOOO! DON'T SHOOT MY BOYFRIEND!" Ai tried to stop Neko from shooting Clear. "But it's sniper time! LEMMIE!" Neko whined.
"NO!" Ai shouted back at her.
"LEMMIIEEE!" Neko whined back. Then the rifle flew out of their hands almost shooting everyone since that rifle was actually a machine gun in disguise,
"Snap!" Neko yelled as everyone took for cover.
After the shooting was over, everyone looked at Neko furiously. "Sowwy." She said and went back to the fanfic.
"As you can see the pseudo-façade was stripped away to reveal a minimalist rococo design." Clear said while Lisa was looking the around the heads were turning once she passed them.
"Note the unusual inverted vaulted ceilings. This is yet another example of late neoclassic baroque period." Clear still rambled on while Chobi was running around as the footstool. "And as I always say, if it's not baroque, then don't fix it." Clear saw the knights with their head turned backwards. "As you were?" He yelled at them and went back to their original positions. "Now, then, if I may draw your attention to the flying buttresses above the… Uh mademoiselle?" Then Clear saw that Lisa was nowhere to be found.
Luckily Lisa managed to get away from Clear's boring rambling by wandering away. But as she saw a bunch of stairs she was curious of what was up there. She was about to climb up there until suddenly, Makenshi, Clear, and Chobi starts running after her. Clear and Makenshi blocks her way.
"What's up there?" she asked.
"Where? There? Oh nothing. Absolutely nothing of interest at all in the West Wing. Dusty, dull, boring." Clear said as Makenshi agreed with him with his innocent little face.
"So that's the West Wing." Lisa said.
"Nice going." Makenshi blamed Clear.
"I wonder what's he's hiding up there." Lisa said as she was to walk up the stairs again. But Makenshi and Clear quickly block her path.
"Hiding. The master is hiding nothing." Makenshi said innocently.
"Then it wouldn't be forbidden." Lisa said as she was about to walk up the stairs again and was stopped by Makenshi and Clear.
"Perhaps, uh, mademoiselle would like to uh-uh, uh… see something else." Clear tried to think fast before she could go up there again. "We have exquisite tapestries dating back all the way back to…" Clear started.
"Maybe later." Lisa said walking up the stairs and being blocked by Makenshi and Clear again, again.
"Th-The gardens or-or the-the-the-the library perhaps." Makenshi suggested.
"You have a library?" Lisa asked them.
"Oh yes, indeed." Clear laughs.
"With books." Makenshi added.
"Scads of book!" Clear said.
"Mountains of books!" Makenshi said.
"Forests of books!" Clear said.
"-Cascades!" Makenshi added.
"-Longboats!" Clear added.
"Swamps of books." Makenshi said.
"More books then you'll ever be able to read in a lifetime." Clear said. But as this was going on, Lisa decided to ditch the both of them and went back up to the West Wing while the two fools tried to lead Lisa to the library, which has no clue that they're not with them.
"Books on every subject, every studied, by every author who ever set pen to paper." Makenshi said as their voices trialed off.
Lisa continued walking into the West Wing looking at all the freaky decorations. Then Lisa came upon a door with lion knobs. Lisa made sure the coast was clear and went inside the West Wing. Lisa saw all the thrashed up things as she made her way through the trash maze. Then she came upon a ripped-up picture of human Kaze. She put up a part of the picture and tried to make the look of Kaze. Her eyes looked at it hard. She noticed there was a glowing pink light. She followed it and saw the enchanted rose. Studying it for a long time, she carefully took the jar off of the rose and almost dropped the jar until suddenly beast Kaze caught it and put it back on the rose. He growled furiously at Lisa.
"Why did you come here?" Kaze snarled at her.
"I'm…I'm sorry." Lisa apologized.
"I warned you to never come here:" He said harshly.
"I didn't mean any harm." Lisa pleaded.
"Do you realize what you could have done!" Kaze yelled at her while he smashed a table.
"Please stop." Lisa pleaded before she was next to get turn into trash.
"GET OUT!" Kaze roared and Lisa ran away while he was smashing things.
"No!" she gasped and ran for her life.
"GET OUT!" Kaze said as his voice echoed out into the room. Kaze threw back his cape realizing what had he done, he looked stupid. Meanwhile with Lisa, she took her coat and ran for her life.
"Where are you going?" Makenshi asked Lisa.
"Promise or no promise I can't stay here another minute." Lisa said going out into the cold snow.
"Oh no, please wait!" they both shouted but Lisa was already gone.
She grabbed Phillipe and galloped as far as she could from the enchanted castle. As soon she got into the forests, there was a pack of wolves again played by Pist, Sagi, Moogle, Oscha, Fungo, and Hoshi taking the place of Madoushi. Started to chase after Lisa and the horse. As soon as she turned away from them three more wolves who are Knave, Bolbo and Arashi.
"Damn! WHY DO I HAVE TO PLAY A STUPID WOLF?" Arashi yelled at Neko.
"Because FP lent you to me! NOW GET BACK INTO CHARACTER!" Neko yelled back.
"Don't worry my aibou! You can still be a wolf in bed!" Hoshi yelled back.
Neko having a bad mental image in her head shook it off. "GROOOSSSSSS!"
Returning back to the wolf scene, Lisa rides Phillipe off, but then they both fall into a frozen pond but still kept on going. The pack of wolves' catches up to them, but Phillipe was frightened and flinged off Lisa then the reigns got stuck on a branch of a tree. Lisa got a big branch and started to beat Hoshi, Pist, and Oscha with it. She couldn't keep up with it for long. As the wolves closed in on her, she was saved by Kaze. Fighting off the wolves, but got scratched by Pist.
"HAHA! I GOT YOU BACK BLACK WIND! HAHAHA-" Pist stopped laughing until Neko threw a shoe at his head.
"Why can't you shut up for once?" Neko yelled at him and continued with the fighting scene.
Kaze fought off the pack of wolves the wolves ran away and Neko returned themselves back to their original forms. Focusing on Kaze, he looked hazy and fell into the cold deep snow. Lisa was about to get on to Phillipe and knew what she had to do. She took off her jacket and put it over Kaze, then put Kaze on Phillipe's back and carried him back to the enchanted castle.
Neko: Sorry for the late update. All State are this weekend so I won't be updating as often as I used to. But I'll still be doing this fic. Please review!
