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Emily and Euler ran into a dark storage room and locked the door behind them.

"Whew! That crazy girl won't find us in here, I bet,"said Euler," I wonder what she was up to, chasing us and screamin' "Emler"and all that."

"True," answered Emily Dickinson," after all, behavior is what a person does, not what she thinks or says."

"Well, at least that rabid doll won't find us in here."

"Quite right."

"Hey Leo! Need help?" Erasmus called behind them.

Euler and Emily jumped.

"Erasmus! What in the whole merciless world are you freaking doing here!?"

"Well, first you're being filmed-"

Emily spotted a camera. "Hey! You have no permission to film us!" She yelled.

"Again, what in the friggin' hell is going on?" Euler demanded.

All of a sudden, bright lights lit up a TV set. Erasmus had on a spokesman outfit.

"Are fangirls constantly chasing you and your partner? Do you have a love rival you want to beat? Caught in the shipping wars? Then why don't you call Erasmus's Ship Sinking? Erasmus's ship sinking will sink a ship of your choice and eliminate any existence of romance in the ship quicker than you can say "Reformation"!Just for $5.99 you can have any ship sunk permanently, or for $2.99 you can have us sink any ship temporarily* Now, let's hear some satisfied customers' reviews!"

China: I called Erasmus and in a day's time he completely annuled TaiwanxJapan. I admit, he does the job quickly and efficiently. I strongly recommend him.

America: I asked him to wipe out Us/UK because we were being ragged for being incest. It worked! Thank you Erasmus! You're too cool dude!

Jane Pierce: I had him to annihilate Franmily. It succeeded.

"So, what are you waiting for? Buy Erasmus's ship sinking Now! Only $5.99 including a bonus gift of chocolates if you buy two! "

*$1 charge for every 100 broken-hearted fangirls.

"Warning: side effects can include angry fangirls, mass suicides, depressed fangirls, and the timeline being messed up."

"Wait!" Shouted Euler", the timeline being messed up!?"

"And did you make me and Franklin split up!?" Emily demanded.

"Dudes, no need to get angry, I was just doing my job-"

Euler took out his gun.

"No! Get the caddodle outta here, Ya boob! Go! "

"Yes!" Emily agreed", Pain is an element of blank and you do NOT want to feel my blank! And stop filming us, camera man!"

She tried to block the lense with her hand as She and Euler tried to push Erasmus and his crew out. In the ensuing struggle, the screen went blank, and there were sounds of angry yelling as the sound died down.

Author's note: support Emler, please! And watch FtG!(frederick the great) It's awesome!