Authoress Notes:

Authoress: -types furiously at the keyboard- Can't fail my reviewers... Can't fail my reviewers... Can't fail my reviewers...-continues this mantra while typing-

Hani: -pokes Kaoru- what's happening to her Kao-chan?

Kaoru: She said that she'll try to make lots of progress in this fiction... –rubs head- Maa…I'm sure she'll be bitten by some random plot bunny again.. –Looks at the Authoress and gasped when he saw that the Authoress is really bitten by a plot bunny-

Hani: -cries- waaaahhh!! Authoress!! –Runs and throws Authoress to a graveyard and lit a candle- Rest in peace... –Cries again-

Authoress: Hey!! I'm not yet dead!! –Runs after the lolishota boy-

Kaoru: -holds Kyouya's clipboard open- She doesn't own us because if she did, Ouran won't have progress. –Points at the probability chart made by Kyouya-

Authoress: -cries in the corner- WHY ARE YOU GUYS MEAN TO MEEEEEHHH??

PS: Sorry, this was supposed to be posted yesterday but I wasn't able to… XD

Hikaru: -points at the Author- you're just being lazy!! You big slob!

Authoress: -falls on the ground, twitching- argh…

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Chapter 12

"Hani-sempai…"

The short blonde shook some more and pointed at Mori, that is now sleeping at the moment. Eyebrows quirked and four heads leaned closer to the shaking blonde host. This process continued for 5 minutes until Kyouya can't handle it anymore.

"What did really happened to Mori-sempai, Hani-sempai?" slightly losing his temper, he tapped his clipboard repeatedly.

"Takashi…" Hani shook again and lifted his head, beaming at Haruka, "he told me what happened with your date". Four people are frozen to their spot. One looking like she would faint, one frozen to his place while gaping, another looked excited to hear the details and the last looked like he's ready to kill someone. A long wail of frustration from Tamaki and a death glare by Kyouya was ensued.

"Waah!! My little daughter is now growing up!!" Tamaki tears flooded the room, good thing is that there is a boat it the room, leaving Tamaki to drown from his own tears.

"Sempai!! You're over reacting again!" Haruka rowed the boat closer to the princely blonde, "And when did I become part of your family?"

"Wahhhh!! Okaa-san!! Our daughter is questioning meeeeeeehhhh!!" Tamaki's wails became louder while pointing at Haruka.

"Okaa-san, meaning?" Haruka looked around and gasped when she saw Kyouya trying to push the sleeping Mori to the 'Tamaki-made Ocean'.

"Wahhh!! Stop pushing Takashi, Kyou-chan!" Hani started to wail too, making the room filled with duet voices of Tamaki and Hani. Both crossdressers looked at each other and sighed.

"Mouuuu iiyo!! Stop it already!! You might end up hurt yourselves!!" both Haruka and Haruhi screamed on top of their lungs, the boys stared at the girls.

"Waiii!! They care for us!!" both blondes danced, one while in the 'Tamaka-induced Ocean' and the other in the boat. Due to this, the boat rocked side to side until the hosts inside the boat fall on the waters. Hani held Mori while using his powerful little feet to make them stay afloat.

"H-He-Help!!" four heads snapped to Haruka's direction, seeing that the raven is now flailing her hands, trying to flap them or some sort, "I-I d-don'tknowhowtoswim…" she stated in one hurried breath, her body started to sink while she tried hard to stay afloat. Kyouya, feeling an adrenaline rush through him, heaved and plunged to the water. He swam closer to the panic-stricken teen. When he's directly behind her, he snaked his left arm around her waist, hugging her while his right hand and pair of legs manage to make them to stay above the water. At this point, Mori woke up and the first thing he saw was Kyouya hugging a wet, slightly frightened but still innocently cute Haruka. Because of this, he fumed and sent glares to Kyouya. Seeing this, Kyouya manages to smirk and hugged the oblivious Haruka closer to his chest. Mori fumed more; Kyouya 1 point, Mori 0 point.

"Ho ho ho hoho!!" a high motor rumble was heard and the ceiling opened up, revealing the self-proclaimed club manager slash mascot, "the sonata of love and spring of youth is now opening its gates for a competition for the love of a single heart! Two must fight for his love, his confusion with his sexuality and the complications of heartaches!" she swirled (1) and flowers floated around her, "I, Renge, the host club's manager will bring to you this exclusive report about the Kyouya, Mori and Haruka Love Triangle! Love Love!!" sending the lack of reaction, she looked down and blinked her eyes, "Arreh?? What are you guys doing there?"

"And…WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE CEILING, YOU ANNOYING OTAKU!!" all of them pointed at Renge, except for Kyouya, who is still hugging (slash discreet sexual harassment) the unknowing Haruka, and Mori, who is still busy glaring daggers to the shadow king and wishing Kyouya would die in slow painful death.

"Maa," the host club manager shrugged and flipped her hair, "the platform at the floor wouldn't bulge so I used this emergency platform version 3 point 4," she beamed and a series of 'hell no!' and 'what the?!' are ensued, "so this is the reason eh?" she eyed the ocean, "don't you guys know the drain plug over there?" she pointed something black near the grand piano.

"There was?!" Tamaki and Hani screamed and dived to drain the 'Tamaki-made Ocean'. The ocean itself made strange gurgling noises which weirdly sounded like 'I'll miss you Tamaki-sama. I love you, Adieu!' until it was drained with refreshing 'wheeiishing' spiral sound.

Haruhi sighed and stared hard at the drain plug, "I this really a music room?" the water was now drained, all the furniture, even the floor are surprisingly sparkling but the couches are soaking wet. The ceiling's platform closed and a 'ja ne' and a creepy 'ho ho ho hoho' followed.

"O-kkaaay!! The Hitachiin brothers are now here! 15 minutes earlier minna!!" Two redheads poked their heads through the door and stared in awe at the couches, "What happened here?" they blinked their golden cat-like eyes in confusion.

"How troublesome… (2)" Kyouya's glasses glinted, "not only we're wet, the set-up for today's them is destroyed," he eyed the boat and the wet pirate costumes.

"Why are you guys wet?" the twins tried to join the conversation.

"You're right…" the usual cheerfulness of Tamaki is deflated. He lifted his arms and flopped them back to his sides.

"Oi!" Kaoru waved his arms to the rest of the hosts.

"Usa-chan is also wet!! Waaaahhhh!!" Hani pouted and hugged the wetness out of Usa-chan, "yehey! Usa-chan! Daisuki! (3)" he squeezed the stuffed rabbit once more (But if you look at Usa-chan, he's mouth is foaming and he's twitching madly like he's going to die).

"Oi! Oi!" Hikaru tried to catch their attention by stripping his clothes slowly.

"Then the pirate cosplay for today is cancelled?" Haruhi inspected the pockets of her wet uniform, looking for her locker key.

"Oi! Pay us some attention!!" the twins ran in circles while half naked, waving their arms and trying to pry off the censored sticky that their fangirls forced on them earlier.

"It seems so," the shadow king assumed his famous pose while getting his somewhat wet but water resistant cellphone, "and the problem is that o--"

"Then let's cosplay something random from our cosplay closet," Kaoru murmured while hugging his knees with his brother at his side, "then let' get the ladies play with us at the garden," Hikaru whispered too, leaning his head at the wall, exhausted with what he and his brother had done.

"What a splendid idea from the scrupulous twins!" Tamaki twirled and clapped his handas, Kyouya's glasses glinted with the sign of money at the side, Hani has sakura flowers floating around him, and Mori… Just being Mori.

Both girls sighed, "Just great". All the hosts dragged their wet selves to their respective closets.

Haruka took a peek inside her almost empty closet and Haruhi's neat and almost full one, "ne, Haru-chan, may I borrow some of yours?" Haruhi silently moved to give space to Haruka and continued to rummage the closet. While Haruhi neatly looked through her clothes, Haruka made a growing pile out of Haruhi's clothes (4) until she picked up a black and white set of clothes and accessories and gave the white set to Haruhi, "let's wear something similar Haru-chan…" she smiled and pulled the other girl with her inside one of the fitting rooms.

"We're re--…" both girls were cut short when they saw the six other hosts. Their jaws dropped as the other hosts seemed unfazed and sparkling while they fix themselves, "Whaaa??"

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Authoress Notes: Now I think about it, I've been off in the la-la land for half a year... gomene!!-Wails and stops when bopped in the head with a rolled-up newspaper by Kyouya-... Ohh...and Again, I'm sorry for the short chapter... Because I really have to cut it here to make way for a new character... -is again bopped by Kyouya while Mori whispered something about 'spoiler idiots' and 'stupid authoress'-

(1) How in the world did she do that?! Defying the laws of Gravity!! Argh!

(2) Kyouya turned into Shikamaru?! 0o

(3) Daisuki means Like or Love… Pronounced as da-is-ki… or simply daiski but spelled as daisuki.

(4) what a slob?! Not very neat aren't you Haruka-chan? –looks at the blushing raven-

Answers to the reviews:

darkxXxflames -- -hugs back- teehee! Sorry for making you guys wait… But don't worry, I'll try to update more now. :)

Black-HunterXX -- Aww… MoriXOC? -looks at Mori and Haruka- You want that? -They both blushed and looked away, Kyouya sending death glares to the Author-

INSANExKONEKO -- -glomps back- But Kyouya's being softie now, doesn't he? -Kyouya starts to increase the power of his glare to the Authoress-

Emorocks91 -- -rubs back of my neck- gomene... ehehe… my mom's screaming at me at the time I was making the previous chapter that's why I'm pretty distracted… I'll try to make the others longer… Ohh, about putting you in the story and adding me in yours will be nice… :) Thank you… -in verge of happy tears-

Thankies to my viewers:

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What are the hosts are cosplaying now? Why are Haruka's and Haruhi's jaws dropped??

Stay Tune for the next Chapter: Chapter 13 : C-Cosplay Club?!