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Act 1

The scene takes place at the Smith household. We see the Smith family packing their bags.

"I'm so excited to go camping" Mary cheered.

"I know you are sweetheart. It's going to be so much fun" Hayley smiled.

"Sweetie, you are going to love the nature and its friends" Jeff said.

"Francine, I told you this is going to be a great idea" Stan said.

"Oh Stan, just the two of us together while the kids do their own thing" Francine added as she makes out with her husband.

"Keep in mind we're inviting my friends too" Steve said.

"Sure Steve, like if anyone cares" Roger rolled his eyes as he was packing his costumes.

"Roger, we're only going camping just for the weekend. Why are you packing so much stuff?" Hayley asked.

"Because I need to be prepare Ms. Smith" the alien said.

Meanwhile, Mark and Adaline are packing their bags as well.

"Oh Addie, it's going to be so much fun. No smartphones, no TV, no internet, no video games. Just the two of us together, watching the sky, roasting marshmallows, fishing, having a nature walk" Mark said.

"Oh yeah, I'm so excited to give back nature. I'm extremely excited to see some wild animals" Adaline added.

"So are you really Fluttershy?" Mark joked.

"Shut up" Adaline laughed as she gives him a playful punch on the shoulder.

Meanwhile, Zoey is packing her bags as well.

"Hmm, I can only take my iPhone and a portable charger in case we get lost" Zoey thought to herself.

"Honey, are you done packing?" Mrs. Wilson asked.

"Almost done mom" Zoey answered.

Later, we see the entire Smith family riding on Stan's SUV.

"All right, we're going to pick up the boomerang boy, then Fluttershy, and then the hot girl who acts like Korra" Stan said.

"Her name is Zoey" Steve said.

"It's a compliment Steven Anita" Stan chuckled.

Later, the three friends enter the SUV, but the kids and Roger are all squished.

"Mr. S, we can't breathe inside" Jeff groaned.

"I swear whoever farts inside gets their butts kicked" Adaline snapped as she...was looking at Mark.

"Why are you looking at me?" Mark asked as everyone else laughed.

Meanwhile, the SUV continues to drive off.

"Kids, have I told you the legend of the lost loser?" Stan asked.

"What is that, dad?" Steve asked.

"You see…" Stan recalled.

(Flashback)

"A long time ago, Camp Whatchamacallit used to be a peaceful campsite, until one day, it was possessed by a strange demon" Stan recalled as we see a family of four roasting hot dogs by the campfire. However, something shows up. It was a red ghost demon that was spying on them.

"Legend has it that anyone who sees the red demon is doomed for the rest of their lives and nobody escapes Camp Whatchamacallit the same ever again" Stan continues as the ghost spooked the family as they quickly ran to their car, but the vehicle ran out of gas and there was no escape.

(Flashback Ends)

"And that was the classic tale of the legend of the lost loser. The lost loser was a former camper who was tormented by people because everyone hated him and he vowed to get revenge" Stan said as they have entered Camp Whatchamacallit. Everyone had scared looks on their eyes.

"So what do you think?" he asked.

Adaline waves her hand behind her back.

"Adaline, did you fart?" Mark asked.

"No, my legs were sweaty" she answered and it turns out she was telling the truth. Mark gave her a grossed look.

Zoey was snoring.

"Babe, we're here" Steve woke her up.

"Huh? Oh man, I was having an awesome dream where I scored the winning World Cup goal for the USA against Colombia" Zoey said.

"Good for you" Hayley laughed.

Later, the Smiths, Zoey, Mark, and Adaline were setting up the tents.

"Okay guys, make sure that one tent has the guys and the other is for us girls" Francine commented.

"Oh great, I was hoping I get to dress up like a girl to sleep with the ladies" Roger groaned.

"What about me?" Klaus asked as he is in his bowl with Mary holding him.

"Go wherever you want" Stan said.

"Okay guys, I think we did it" Adaline said as the tents were set up perfectly.

"Adaline, that was awesome" Mark smiled.

"Thanks babe" she blushes.

"So who's up for some hiking?" Stan asked.

"We are, Mr. S" Jeff said. We see the family and friends walk off as something behind the bushes sticked out its hand.

Later, they are taking a nature walk.

"Remember kids, take nothing but pictures or coins and leave nothing but footprints or pee" Stan said as he hid behind a bush to use the bathroom.

"Stan, this is embarrassing" Francine snapped.

"Mommy, are there bears here?" Mary asked.

"I don't think so sweetie. If so, they are more afraid of us than we are afraid of them" Hayley reassured.

"Oh my God, it's a hawk" Zoey said as she takes a photo.

"Oh look, bunnies" Adaline said as baby bunnies approached her. She pets one of them on the head.

"You are so cute" she smiled.

"They really are adorable" Mark said as well.

"Oh look, a $1 coin" Jeff said as he collects the coin.

"I'm going to put this on my Instagram" Roger said as he takes a selfie.

"I'm so glad I don't have to walk. This is so fun" Klaus joked.

"So how's everyone? Having fun yes?" Stan asked.

"Yes Mr. S" Jeff said.

"Well, this is scary" Francine said as they see seagulls everywhere.

"It's okay mom. They're more afraid of us than we are afraid of them" Hayley said as they slowly walked back.

"Oh God, why are they afraid of us?" a seagull asked.

"Oh who cares? They're a bunch of dumbasses" another seagull laughed.

Meanwhile, Stan was setting up a fishing boat.

"Okay guys, who's up for some fishing?"

"We are" Steve, Hayley, Jeff, Zoey, Mark, Adaline cheered in unison.

"Can I sit this one out? Fishing makes me dizzy" Mary proposed.

"It's okay sweetie. We'll try to bring you some fish for dinner" Hayley said as she kisses her daughter on the forehead.

"I'll watch the baby. Francine and I are going to chill back" Roger said.

"By chilling you mean sleeping" Klaus added.

"Whatever. Have fun...oh wait a minute, you butchers! How dare you go fishing? I hate you!" Klaus leaves crying.

"What's wrong with him?" Stan asked.

"Guys, be nice to him" Zoey said.

"Soon" a demonic voice is heard.

End of Act 1

Act 2

"This is going to be awesome. I bet we're going to catch so much fish for the whole world to eat" Steve cheered as Adaline's fishing rod catches something.

"Oh my God, I got something" Adaline cheered.

"Way to go babe! Now reel it in" Mark ordered as she tries to do so, but the fish is pulling the boat super fast.

"Oh no, not if I can help it" Stan said as he takes out his gun.

"Dad, what the f*ck are you doing?" Hayley cursed.

"Mr. S, come on!" Jeff complained.

"I'm going to get us dinner!" Stan answered as he shoots the lake, but nothing happens as his gun runs out.

"Hang on" Zoey said as she takes out her pistol sword and shoots the lake down, but nothing happens.

"Damn it" she cursed.

"Not if I can help it" Mark said as he threw his boomerang at the lake, only for the boomerang to ricochet back to the boat and it crashes, dropping them to the water. However, Adaline has wings as she and Mark avoids getting wet.

Later, they successfully catch the fish. Stan brings it as the gigantic fish pukes out smaller fish inside.

He, Steve, Hayley, Jeff, and Zoey were drenched.

"So uncool Mark" Zoey grumbled.

"I'm so sorry guys" Mark apologized.

"Hey, he did got us dinner" Adaline defended him.

Later, we see the wet people hang their wet clothes, leaving them in their underwear. The men were clad in white briefs, and Hayley and Zoey in red and light blue bra and panties, respectively.

"I should have worn my bikini underneath my clothes" Zoey grumbled.

Meanwhile, Francine is napping in a hammock while Mary was collecting flowers. Roger was watching her.

"Uncle Roger, do you like flowers?" Mary asked.

"Flowers are for squares, sweetheart" the alien said.

"What's a square? I'm not a shape" Mary said.

"(Laughs) you're so funny" Roger laughed.

Meanwhile, the half-naked people arrived. Roger quickly covered Mary's eyes. Klaus grinned.

"We need dry clothes" Zoey said as she and Hayley covered their underwear with their hands as they ran into the girls' tent as Steve, Jeff, and Stan arrived.

"We got dinner" Stan said as the guys carried so much fish, with some help with Mark and Adaline.

"How come you guys aren't nude?" Roger asked.

"Because I have these" Adaline showed him her wings.

"Oh my God, you really are Fluttershy! Yes! Tommy owes me $100!" Roger cheered as Adaline face palmed herself.

Meanwhile, Steve, Zoey, Hayley, Jeff, and Stan are clad on another dry set of their normal outfits as their previous outfits are still drying. They, along with the rest of the family, are eating fish.

"This is so good" Mary smiled as she enjoys her fish dinner.

"Good job Stan" Francine cheered.

"So dad, is the legend of the lost loser real or all made up?" Steve asked.

"Steve, it's only a story. I said that as a traditional camp experience" Stan said, but the campfire fire dies out.

(Gasp)

"Oh God, this is scary" Adaline hugs Mark tightly.

"Relax, it's going to be okay" Stan reassured as he lights up the campfire again.

"Boo" the same anonymous voice is heard.

"What was that?" Zoey asked. "Whoever you are, show yourself. I have my sword ready!"

"Zoey, I'm sure it was nothing" Steve said.

"Dad, this is scary" Hayley complained.

"Stan, why the hell did you have to tell that story?" Francine asked.

"Guys, it's not real so stop pissing your pants" Stan chuckled, but the campfire goes out.

(Screaming)

"Get out!" the scary voice demanded as everyone gathered together in fear.

"There's no such thing as ghosts, right Mommy?" Mary asked.

"I don't know sweetie" Hayley answered.

Later, it was nighttime. The women and Mary were sharing one tent and the guys were sharing another tent. Mark steps out of the tent, clad in a white tank top and gray basketball shorts. Adaline also shows up, clad in light blue pajamas.

"Can't sleep?" Mark asked.

"Nope" Adaline answered.

"Let's find the legend of the lost loser" Mark suggested.

"I don't know. What if he wants to hurt us?" Adaline wondered.

"Ghosts can't touch us so I don't see the harm happening" Mark answered, but bushes noise was made. Adaline screamed as someone touched her shoulder and she flashed her flashlight around to see it was...Hayley and Jeff, in their superhero outfits

"Glamora and Toxic Touch, what are you guys doing here?" Adaline asked.

"I know we look ridiculous wearing our superhero costumes, but we need to be ready just in case" Hayley answered.

"Relax, the lost loser don't want to feel my hand" Jeff said.

However, bushes noise was made and it was...Steve and Zoey who showed up, in their normal outfits.

"Okay, can somebody tell me what the hell is going on here? We have one couple in PJs and another in their Team Smith superhero costumes and we're just wearing out normal clothes. Come on Zoey!" Steve wondered as he took off his shirt.

"Steve, I'm not going to take my shirt off!" Zoey refused.

"Fine" Steve puts his back on.

"Good because you look kind of fat" Mark joked.

"Hey! It's called being a little chubby" Steve snapped as everyone else laughed.

"Get out!" the voice demanded.

"Who is that?" Zoey asked as she hugs Steve.

"I am the demon of Camp Whatchamacallit! I am also know as the lost loser! I demand you leave town now! Get out or the people you love will be gone for good! Get out!" the eerie voice threatened as Hayley slashes her sword everywhere.

"Come and get us, you monster!" she demanded.

Jeff waves his hands around.

"Hurt us and you will die!" he threatened.

"Hang on!" Zoey suggested as she removed her outfit, revealing her Black Saxton costume.

"Awesome babe!" Steve shouted as he puts on his superhero outfit aka Super Karate Kid.

"Wait just a second; how in the world can you dress so cute with little clothing, yet for some odd reason, this costume fits in like nothing?" Adaline asked.

"Addie, there's no time to break character! We got a ghost to stop!" Mark said as the heroes posed for battle.

End of Act 2

Act 3

The ghost shows up and it was...a human figure with red lights around the body.

"Who are you?" Steve asked.

"You have no idea who I am, are you Ultimate Heroes?" the demon asked.

"We're actually Team Smith" Hayley corrected.

"Whatever. I bet you guys don't know who I am, are you?" it asked.

"Oh my God, are you the lost loser?" Zoey asked.

"Call me lost loser or the demon of Camp Whatchamacallit, but I'm actually…Milano" Milano answered.

"So why were you named the lost loser?" Steve asked.

"I was bullied nonstop since I was little. I ran away from my home and decided to have a new life out here in the camp site. People call me loser and I'm known as the lost loser since then. I've killed those who took my innocence away and transformed into a ghost since then" Milano explained.

"Milano, I'm so sorry to hear that, but you shouldn't have done that to begin with. You know, running away and killing people for the sake of yourself is just stupid" Jeff said.

"I vow that whoever gets in my way shall suffer" Milano threatened as he flies around and headbutts Jeff.

"Jeff, are you alright?" Hayley asked worriedly.

"Alright, you asked for it, you son of a bitch!" Jeff summoned his poisonous hand and launched it at the ghost, but misses.

"Don't worry, I got you" Mark said as he threw his boomerang around.

"Me too" Adaline summoned a powerful moon attack and launched it at the ghost, but to no avail.

"I got this" Steve said as he threw his weapons at Milano, but he teleports quickly.

"Oh yeah, grappling hook!" Zoey shoots her pistol sword at the demon, but nothing happens.

"Don't tell me this guy is going to be way more difficult than the dark elves, invasion of New York, or Murder Games" Hayley said.

"I don't know what the hell those are nor I kill, but I want to kill you all!" it takes out a scythe and swings it around.

Meanwhile, Roger wakes up.

"Oh man, I need to take a huge shart attack from all that fish" he said as he noticed Steve, Jeff, and Mark were missing.

"Oh my God, Stan and Klaus, wake up!" Roger shouted as they woke up.

"Huh? What's wrong with you? Oh my God, where are they?" Stan asked.

"Where's Hayley and Zoey?" Francine asked.

"Mommy told me she had to go somewhere but it's been more than 10 minutes. We need to find them" Mary explained as they went to go find them.

Meanwhile, Milano and Hayley were attacking each other with weapons as each continues to avoid damage.

"You don't know what you're doing. You're only making the situation worse" Hayley explained.

"You don't know crap about me. I'm tired of being tormented. I don't care what I do. All I want is to be happy" Milano explained.

Stan, Francine, Roger, Klaus, and Mary watched as they found them.

"Kick butt Mommy!"Mary shouted as Stan gave her a weird look.

"Hang on a sec" Stan said as he looked inside his notepad.

"Oh crap! I know how to beat it" he said as he left for a bit.

"Stan! Come back!" Francine shouted.

Meanwhile, the battle between the heroes and the demon continues.

"Zoey, try the sneaky bra attack" Steve suggested.

"No thank you" Zoey refused as she was punched, but evaded and attacks the ghost with a roundhouse kick.

"Good job babe!" Steve cheered.

"Watch this" Hayley shoots arrows at it, as it did some damage on the demon.

"Why are you doing this to me?" Milano demanded.

"I'm sorry you're feeling upset, but it's for your own good. You can't change the past, but can change the future" Adaline explained. "I'm sorry for you but please stop hurting us. All we wanted was a fun camping trip for our friend's daughter. Please stop!"

"I don't give a damn! I want to kill you all!" Milano spits out a fiery breath as the sky was red dark.

"If you don't kill me within the next 60 seconds, all will die!" Milano laughs evilly.

"Oh no! It looks like the end! But we're Team Smith or members of the Ultimate Heroes and we're going to win!" Zoey shouted.

"Kids, I found a way to defeat it!" Stan arrived.

"What is it dad?" Hayley asked.

"Put the ghost in the jar and make it disappear" Stan ordered as he threw the jar to Hayley, but Milano snatches it. The heroes attempt to get it back, but not much luck as the clock was ticking down to 30 seconds.

"Come on guys!" Mark shouted.

"Alright, everyone attack now!" Steve ordered as the heroes launched their weapons at Milano as he ended up dropping the jar. Hayley catches it and traps it inside.

"You'll be sorry! You'll be…" Milano was silenced as the top of the jar was shut and was thrown in the water. The sky resumed back to normal.

"That was scary" Stan said.

"You bet it was, Mr. S" Jeff agreed.

"Although I do feel bad for him because he was bullied, but that shouldn't be an excuse to do that" Hayley added.

"I wonder if we can bring whoever was killed back to life" Jeff suggested.

"No unfortunately we can't. It's too late now. The good thing is that this camp site is no longer haunted" Stan commented.

"Now what?" Steve asked.

"Guys, isn't it obvious? We came here for camping and we're going camping!" Roger suggested.

"But we still need to sleep" Francine suggested.

"Fine, we'll resume the rest of the week after a good night's sleep" Roger said as everyone went back to their tents.

The next day, we see a montage of them roasting marshmallows and hot dogs, going swimming at the lake, having a nature walk as a bunch of animals followed Adaline, singing songs at the campfire, and then leaving the site as the fun was over. Play some happy guitar music for this scene.

End of Act 3

I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Read and review and see you next time.

P.S. I wrote this chapter from Google Docs for the first time instead of Microsoft Word and I like it!